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Describe your sex life in Yu Gi Oh cards.

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Describe your sex life in Yu Gi Oh cards.
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Don't have Yugioh cards, but plenty of Magic.
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>>43456598
>amazoness
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>>43456783
Does that make them a double girl? Or does it cancel out making them a guy?
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>>43455925
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>>43455886
Xiaolin Monk btw
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>>43457385
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>>43456783
>>43456864
Japan is weird.
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No Yugioh, but I got Netrunner.
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>>43457612
Is there a 'Good Times' card to wait for while you'er going through that one?
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>>43456598
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>>43455886
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>>43455962
10/10

>>43456864
Or is it a separate culture that modeled themselves after the Amazons? We'll just never know.
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This desu senpai
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>>43459165
u can't, I'm under 15
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My fucking sides...
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>>43456783
>>43456864
It's UDE's dumb attempt at keywords.
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>>43455886
sad desu
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>>43456783
>>43456864
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>>43459850
>they don't know what an Amazoness is.
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Wife can't be on the pill for medical reasons.
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>>43462237
Nice meme pushing.

Also for the actual thread, here.
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>>43455886
I see you were in the thread where I made that joke.
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>>43455886
I don't play Yugioh...
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>>43462185
Shit, man, that's rough. Condoms still work or do one or both of you have a latex allergy? Have you considered getting the old snip snip? not as bad as what folks think. Or do you want to have kids eventually?
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>>43465866
Or his wife, like many other women, doesn't like having sex while she's bloated and cramping?
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>>43460110
11/10
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8 months and counting
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>>43466976
Three years, last two times they didn't get me off so they don't count.
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>>43469219
You eat wood?
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>>43467025
I feel you mate
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>>43467025
Are you a femanon or do you just have a really hard life??
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>27 years old
>Still a virgin
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>>43469219
best in thread
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>>43469509
Look at it this way, only three years until you become a wizard!
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>>43469249
i just so happen to do that too

this joke might be a bit too cryptic though.
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>>43469509
This is one of the coolest ideas for a white card I've ever seen.
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>>43470485
Too bad it's impossible to play
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>>43460110
You brilliant motherfucker.
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>>43457090
>xiaolin monk on /tg/
What's it like having your entire culture be shorthand for "guy who punches good, WATAH"?
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>>43469432
>had sex
>doesn't count it on list of times they have had sex
You tell me.
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>>43466976
11 months here, anon. Kill me now.
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>>43466976
22 years.
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>>43466976
>>43471121
>>43471161
>>43469509
I'm surprised there are no virgins over 30,
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>>43471192
That's because they become wizards and go off joining adventuring parties. They have no time to post on /tg/
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>>43457090
Sup Narset, how did you get internet on Tarkir? And is it true that you don't really have autism?
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>>43471192
What counts as a vergin? I'm 28, and I got my cock sucked. Didn't come. Tried to put it in, but didn't really manage to keep it up. Got the girl off by slamming my hips into hers repeatedly until she came from the force, though.
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>>43471102
Good point, femanon it is
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>>43471233
You voluntarily performed sexual acts with another person. You are not a virgin.
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>>43471233
As in never having any sex related encounters whatsoever.
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>>43471265
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y95pb3-feiM
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>>43471233
Did you do something sexual and no longer consider yourself a virgin? You are not a virgin.

>didn't really manage to keep it up. Got the girl off by slamming my hips into hers
This was me for he first 2 months of trying to be sexy with my gf. I know the pain bro, I know the pain.
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>>43466976
20 years and counting
best i've got was a few rough handies that didnt get me off, and then she broke it off and now i'm depressed and angry all the time
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>>43471490
broke the relationship off. i mean
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>>43464240
Then why answer?
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>>43471525
I didn't get it until you said that.

10/10
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>>43471490
>>43471352
>>43471233
What's with that belief that nerds are quickshots when fapping habitually obviously makes them less sensitive?
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>>43459014
My penis

>>43462185
kinda sounds like bullshit, theres a bunch of different birth control methods at planned parenthood... "the pill" can be a patch or a shot or etc etc etc condoms suck !
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>>43472072
Fapping gets stale, and the pussy game is simply so ridiculous that you become overstimulated and cum quickly
>>43472078
Or an IUD. Women have many, many reversible options
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>>43472072
There's a certain excitement that actual pussy causes to make men a little...eh...excited. It's hard to handle the first time.
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>>43472131
Holy shit, he's talking about her period. Sex during the cycle is fucking disgusting.
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>>43471663
>The joke

>Your head
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>>43472131
>>43472185
Huh. Maybe it's that way with some guys. No offense to the equipment of women, but the one and only time I've tried it, I couldn't really feel anything.
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My love is true
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>>43472229
That sounds more like a problem with your equipment.
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>>43472365
Super weird. Oh well, if I wouldn't enjoy it anyways, I guess it saves me a lot of effort.
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>>43472729
Yeah, don't bother, the grapes are sour anyway
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>>43472710
Oh my...
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>>43472785
I meant for me personally, if my equipment doesn't work. If your tongue cannot taste them, it doesn't matter if they're sour or sweet.
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>>43462185
That sucks majorly, girlfriend got some last month and holy Moses McAllah

10/Awwww Yiss
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>>43466976
7 years
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>>43466089
the pill reduces both the strength and frequency of periods turning what used to be a 3-6 day affair every 28 days into a 1 or 2 day occurrence every month to sometimes even two months
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>>43455962
kek
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>>43460110
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>>43471192
Not everyone gives a shit, you know.
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>>43472879
If you're still here, stop masturbating. Hold up for a couple of days, the tightness of your grip has your dick adjusted and vaginas can't adjust their tightness like you can. If you're ever in a situation where you're aware that you might get laid, hold up on the fapping.
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>>43465519
>tfw no nerub GF
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>>43466976
1 years and 11 months...

time to call THAT girl again i guess...
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>>43472710
kek desu
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>>43474662
You didn't follow the post chain did you?
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