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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: IRON, COLD IRON, IS MASTER OF THEM ALL

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For an eternal heartbeat the world pauses as all eyes go to the long ribbon of shining steel in your hand, the sullen gleam of the sodium lamplight playing down its length. You're as surprised to see it as they are; so you all reach the same conclusion simultaneously.

The balance of power has shifted greatly.

Then your heart beats again, and they rush you.

You lunge sideways, flinging your left foot behind your right as you take a long backstep; sparing your bum leg the more arduous motions. It's sufficient to block one man's path with his fellow, and *he* leaps back from a quick, darting thrust - he wasn't in range, but with the scales shifting so quickly, he's cautious.

That won't last long.

[ ] You have the reach advantage. Keep circling, keep dancing, keep them on their toes and play for time.
[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
[ ] They'll never expect this....
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FIRST POST
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>IN AFTER FIRST POST
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
Is it time to use 'that'?
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you guys are all very silly
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[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*

GO FOR THE SOFT VITALS, SETTLE! SOOOOOOOFFFFTTTT VITTTTTTAAAAAALLLLLLSSSSS!
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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Havings shitty shitscribble.
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>>43259853
[ ] They'll never expect this....
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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It would be pretty nice if Settle knew how to whistle to summon the corgi armada.

>>43259853
[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>[ ] They'll never expect this....
Fire your sidearm in the air and scream wildly?
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>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
Knives are worse than useless on defense, kill him first.
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>>43259899

CRUNCH SPOTTED
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>>43259907

BEWARE THE MIGHTY KNIFEHAND
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The news tomorrow:

Drunken admiral used cane fencing foil to defeat yakuzas, still made it to the dorm in time for light out.
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
It's a time of war. Shouldn't you have a sidearm? 'cause if you do you should pull a Raiders and shoot at least one of them. That also has the advantage of calling down the calvary ...

Otherwise I'd suggest something else to even the odds.
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
I usually counsel caution, but we don't have the mobility to dance, and once your'e IN the 1-v-2, you've gotta fix that right away.
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>>43259853
>[x] They'll never expect this....
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>>43259853
Holy shit you guys post fast.

First for EQUAL RIGHTS FOR FAIRIES!

>[x] You have the reach advantage. Keep circling, keep dancing, keep them on their toes and play for time.
Speaking from experience, in a fight of a small group versus a solo combatant, you need to circle and keep them in line. Never let them fan out and try to flank you. Try and use the terrain to limit the number of ways they can approach and fight them one at a time.

Also give the best and loudest impression of a bosun's whistle we can. Faster there's a shipslut on deck, the faster we are laughing.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
On the one hand, there's the sensible choice. On the other hand, there's this BIG RED BUTTON.
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>>43259952
Do they give admirals sidearms?
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>>43259952
>giving officers guns

Dude, the military has made many well-documented mistakes, but they're not THAT fucking stupid.
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>>43259974
We're a cripple on a sidewalk, I don't think we can keep them from surrounding us very effectively.
Whistling is probably a good idea though
>>43259979
Of course not
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259989
Are officers that incompetent?
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>>43260009

Yes.
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>>43259979
If not, they bloody ought to. Settle needs a nice revolver, I think.

>>43259989
Wait, why is that dumb? I'm pretty sure the Royal Navy issues officers with pistols?

>>43259993
Ah fucksticks, you're right. Changing >>43259974 this vote to
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259853
>[x] They'll never expect this....
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>>43259853
Chase after them screaming "WELCOME TO ANNAPOLIS BITCHES"
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43259989
They give enlistees guns, don't they?
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I can't wait to see Hate's reaction when again he missed the Yakuza and that Settle got to use his cane sword on them.
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>>43259853
>[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
Kill or disembowel one of them.
We have a bum leg, we can't keep moving so we need to use our swordwork and reading body language, as well as presenting baited openings to make the two try to attack where we want them to attack.
We have to make them attack us when we want them to attack us, and threaten them all other times.
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>>43259853
>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
Stabby Stabby?
Stabby Stabby.
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>>43260009
yes they are
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>>43260034

That's because the enlisted actually learn how to shoot guns.

Officers just try and pull rank, usually.
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>>43260034
Yes, but they only give them AMMO on the range.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....

Give a shrill corgi call/whistle!
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>>43260042
I completely forgot Settle had a cane sword.
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>>43260016
If your basing that on my write-up. I couldn't find anything about the Royal Navy NOT issuing pistols. The listed gun is the service pistol for the rest of the MoD so I just used that. It's because officers have to go through basic and thus learn how to use guns.
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Shokaku to the rescue?
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>>43259853
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43260009
Well, planefag is the officer of this ship and everything goes down hill on a consistent basis, so I'd wager yes.
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>>43260064
>tfw the military is nogunz
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>>43260091
>implying you knew in the first place
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So, you know how Parker managed a way to strip out the soul song of a ship? Death from abyssals, life from shipgirls and, interestingly, from ships?
What he needs to do is find some recordings from BEFORE Los Angeles and run 'em through the filter, to see if ships could sing before then or if, as Goto said, something Changed that day
>>43260042
I imagine he'll be satisfied that his gift was used in its intended manner
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>>43260093
>It's because officers have to go through basic

your faith is *adorable*
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>>43260103
Settle is a strong independent admiral that dont need no carriers
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>>43259989
They gave me a gun ... and I'm far, far worse than an officer ....
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>>43260126
Why do I trust a cadet or an enlisted who gone through basics but not an officer?

Other than the fact that the officer should be commanding instead of shooting even if an enemy is near by?
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>>43260140
>They gave me a gun ... and I'm far, far worse than an officer ....

MPs are creations of deliberate malice, not accidental incompetence like officers.
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Now we get to find out which ships are yandere for us and tracks us everywhere.
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>>43259853
>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
I'm not late, am I?
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>>43260124
>the ships were alive all along
>the Sailors knew this the entire time
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>>43260124

>implying I ever want to go down THAT rabbit-hole
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>>43260091
technically, we never knew
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>>43260140
Nope, even worse ...
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>>43260103
ur waifu a shit
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This is why you're supposed to have a bodyguard, Settle.
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>inb4 two entire threads describing a ten second bumfight
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WElp. First time catching this life.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
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>>43260064
Navyfag, why do the ships hum?
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>>43259853
>[X] They'll never expect this....
Scream your head off.
- Usually at least a bit effective at putting someone off whatever they're doing.
- If they're trying to be subtle then that'll be their cue to run
- 'Screaming Admiral' at least warrants someone nearby to take a look

>>43260126
>your faith is *adorable*
Oi, you yanks may hire a bunch of prats to run your ships but at least our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.
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>>43259853
>[ ] They'll never expect this....
COMING IN LIVE FROM BONGISTAN, WE'RE STAYING UP ALL NIGHT FOR THIS SHITSHOW!

BRING THE FREEDOM.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uk-87jzhVhs
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>>43260159
Are MPs better trained / better fighters than the average soldier/special forces unit? Otherwise how are they going to arrest them?
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>>43259853
START YELLING YOU STUPID FUCK. ATTRACT ATTENTION TO MAKE THE GOONS SPLIT.
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>>43260144
Because enlisted have to rate on them repeatedly. Officers don't.
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>>43260138
That would mean he needs no battleship either
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>>43260185

... the only thing worse is an exceptionally bright young 2nd LT with a vigorous can-do attitude.
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>>43259853
>[x] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>The Admiral has entered a Martial Trance

>>43260180
If you don't somebody else will.
Pandora's box fucking shanked us long ago
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>>43260230
The same way they arrested Sammy. They all dogpile on the guy. ALL of them. As in, every single one on the base.
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>>43260214

>our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.

So they actually tie their own shoes, then? Color me surprised.
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>>43260126
Meh, I can justify my character knowing how to shoot anyway. Seriously, this is a setting where ships return as either elderic horrors or young women. Saying that an officer knows how to shoot isn't too much of a stretch.
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>>43260214
>Oi, you yanks may hire a bunch of prats to run your ships but at least our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.
Spoken like a man who has never met more than one British Officer in his life. My old mentor was a Sergeant in 2-PARA and told me many, many stories in which he had to hold an officer's hand on exercise and a couple of times in the Falklands.
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>>43260246
Or a general with something to prove.
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>>43260230
No. With guns.
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>>43260214
>Oi, you yanks may hire a bunch of prats to run your ships but at least our limey officers are a hair smarter than the average matelot.


Uh huh.
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>>43260245
Exactly, all he needs is one of those newfangled guns hate is designing
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>>43259935
>unironically liking Cruntch
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>>43260234
And then there's civilians like me ... who just filled out the right form ... the look face of the guy giving the safety briefing when I told him I was an accountant still keeps me warm on chilly evenings ...
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>>43260246
please no
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>[X] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43260093
No, I based it on the fact that I know they've been issued in the past and if the Royal Navy is nothing if not traditional.

>>43260124
>>43260180
Parker, in the interests of science, I am BEGGING you. This could actually be seriously important

>>43260256
>The Admiral has entered a Martial Trance
Fuck. Yes. This combined with our PURE RAGE AND ANGER AT THE INJUSTICE OF THE WORLD summoning Hamp is the kind of protagonist edge we were missing and its introduction is paced PERFECTLY.

>>43260246
Planefag, do not even JOKE. I am as much a landlubber as you can possibly GET and that sent a shiver down my spine.
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>>43260274
>Sergeant in 2-PARA
>the Paras
Uh-huh.
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>>43260211

Don't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to.
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>>43260180

You mean like trying to run the sounds of an ancient ship that occasionally still sails like USS Constitution?

Or is that a rabbit hole too deep?
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VOTES CALLED

TOOOWTWWOWOEOT
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>>43259989
Aren't /k/omandos supposed to be the on the give everyone guns bandwagon?
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>>43260284
>story about the average matelot
Well there you go.
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>>43260310
I'm completely deadfuck serious anon.
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>>43260337
tatical maid action when planefag
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>>43260317
WRONG

BECAUSE THEY DON'T KNOW THE WORDS

HA

WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT
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>>43259853
>[]Shout "cheap whores" that will bring the Marines running to us.
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>>43260337

THOSE MASSIVE UNPAID DENBTS THO
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>>43260346

In combat zones everyone does carry, even non-combat personnel around base. Naturally officers get to carry M9s and the enlisted have to lug a motherfucking M4 everywhere.

>>43260375

True story when Snow White and the Seven Dwarves was first released my dad took me and my sister to see it and he said "well we'll finally find out what the words to that goddamn song are." And when the dwarves reached the part in the song and they started humming he goes, out loud, in the middle of the fucking theater - "THEY DON'T KNOW THE DAMN WORDS EITHER!"

the guy in front of us almost fucking died laughing, like, he slid right onto that nasty floor and was choking to death on popcorn it was kind of amazing
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>>43260402
Why did i laugh.

Why would harder come running faster?
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>>43259853
I'm torn because playing for time and staying mobile is clearly the right answer when outnumbered like this, but with our leg we don't have any mobility, or at least won't for long. Taking one of them quick is more of a lt hate option in having the training to do a quick takedown, but I think our only chance is to take the risk, id rather play tag with one guy than two.

[ ] Two versus One is very bad. You need to even those odds *fast.*
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>>43260410
>the more denbts are left unpaid, the larger they get

planefag wouldn't be able to stand up, let alone be a meido
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>>43260337
EVERY NIGHT UNTIL YOU ACKNOWLEDGE IT
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>>43260346
/k/omandos are also on the twenty thousand F-16s bandwagon.

Think about that
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>>43260469

HOW DO YOU READ THAT CHART
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>>43260365
No, I mean, The PARAS. The purified distillation of bugfuck insane. The guys you drop into a shithole and expect to out-bastard the bastards already there. Those Paras. The only thing you want a 2-PARA officer to do is not document anything.
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>>43260413
Sometimes you get extra lucky and have to carry an M16 everywhere. Or if you're in the army you might be the lucky M249 guy.
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>>43260306
>>43260318
>>43260375


You really want to know? DO YOU REALLY REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

Here's what my old ship was humming, assholes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj7nR73XXyc

brb getting a lot of drinks.
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>>43260413
>first released
>1937

planefag=oldfag
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>>43260190
>salty?
>have some shokaku, its a balm to your soul
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>>43260469

Someone posted that in merc's thread the other night and I nearly fucking died laughing

>literally who x10

and then suddenly

>HERO

like there is nothing wrong on this whole chart, ever
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>>43260481
i thought they all went how the F-35 was shit and how the F-22 was better
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>>43260512

The disney one? Maybe it was the ultra resuperdupermaxed edition. They do that every 10 years. Or did. I don't remember. but it was in theaters.
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>>43260491
X Axis: Person
Y Axis: Thread by some absurd scale
Others: I don't know what the fuck do you think?

>>43260541
HA
T'WAS I THERE AS WELL
EVERY
THREAD
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>>43260370
It's already happened.
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ayy
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Akitsu-maru best maru.
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>>43260469
>>43260491
I too desire this information

>>43260502
I thought it was described as tuneless?

Regardless... What's the big... Uhh...

God dammit, this is going to be in my head all day now. You win this round, Parker.

But seriously, finding the differences between before and after Emergence Day could be a real coup for the egg-heads.

We seriously need a better name for that date...
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>>43260550
It's mostly just trolls. /k/ is actually largely supportive of the F-35.
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>>43260502

The problem is that once you understand SOMETHING in this shit you have to understand more. Apply science to the supernatural and try to keep your sanity.

Or else someone else can and will.
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>>43260502
Your ship has good taste. Go compliment it. Her. Him. Whatever.
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>>43259907
The shitscribbles are getting less shitty by the thread. Keep this up and you won't even be able to call them that anymore.
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>>43259907

Not fucking bad. Not half fucking bad.
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>>43260469
Kitakami will win.
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>>43260608

Arizona's was tuneless. Tortuga was humming Anchor's Aweigh.

Yeah. You can see why I'd rather NOT go into looking at pre-LA signals.
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>>43260600

AGREED
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>>43259907
There's just this perfect capturing of Hate's "I am THIS CLOSE to being done with your shit" here
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>>43260550

I always thought a large part of the F-22 and F-35 shit flinging was simply due to the F-22 being shit canned due to a mix of politics and budget cuts.

F-35 people were afraid of the same shit happening to that plane as what happened to the F-22.

Reality is the US should have kept both planes in production.
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>>43260664

Chief Parker, you ready for your german engineered waifu to arrive? You seem to have been missing out on shipping shenanigans
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>>43260641

Does it accurately capture your "YOU DENSE FUCKING BOOT" face?
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>>43260370
It's been happening anon
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>>43260657
yaoi, right?
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>>43260600
swayback maru is best maru
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>>43260657
And NTR Ooi?
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>>43260657
That's not how you spell "random fairy who danced on our head"

RFWDOOH is truly best girl.
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>>43260493
Wasn't referring to Parachute Regiment officers, they served alongside other regiments too. He always told me Para Officers commanded absolute respect from their soldiers because, unlike most other officers (and these are his exact words) "they can do everything we can do, only better". This opinion was, naturally, dimmed when it came to officers from regiments that weren't the Parachute Regiment.
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>>43260413
Especially when we're fighting people who don't bother checking my CAC to see if I'm a noncombatant before they shoot me ...
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>>43260585
Them logs.
Last I checked they drove a BTR off a draw bridge and nearly caused an international incident by trying to land it on a oil-tanker.
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>>43260664
Ha

Arizona can't carry a tune
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New US CV when.
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>>43260702
i need a link to this tatical maid action
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>>43260701

That's the WHAT THE FUCK YOU MEWLING SHEEP BITING FUCK FOR BRAINS MAGGOT PIE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING.

So, you know. Slightly agitated.
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>>43260664
Oh god. Don't make me imagine what a recording from 1998 would sound like.

>Johnny Reb humming the Macarena... over and over and OVER...
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>>43260770
It's a maid campaign that deme is a part of. Other participants include Halley and Attarou
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>>43260770
http://pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw
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>>43259907
Magnificent job Scribbleanon
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>>43260806

Sooooo, at higher levels do you...just, like, have DEATH BEAMS from the eyes or something? Or do they just open a vein to escape the wrath?
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>>43260714
Dunno about the Army in general, but the RN has a similar training policy. Rigidly enforced for the RM (they go through the Commando Course too), but even general RN officers need to be able to do the job (e.f. Marine Engineering Officers gotta know that turbine better than your own arse).
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>>43260413
>a motherfucking M4
Your god damn right!
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>>43260664
Sometimes the most interesting things are things we're better off not knowing.
When in doubt, stick your dick in the hornet's nest!
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>>43260751
>Arizona will never truss you up and use you as a body pillow
why even live
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>>43260851
thanks basedanon
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>>43260756
>New US CV when.
Could have sworn that was CV-1, who would, by definition, be oldest CV.
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>>43260867
Don't be silly, anon. Death beams don't exist.

He just transforms into R. Lee Ermey on a mixture of meth and PCP.
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>>43260851
>http://pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw
>only linking the first session

http://pastebin.com/u/Virado Virado uploads the logs here
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>>43260867
At higher levels I used to fucking tell them to go show the gunny.

These days It's "Hey go show Urist McFaglord"
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>>43260851
There's at least three more pastebins
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>>43260867
Knife hand Iaijutsu
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>>43260894
So the gunny on a normal day then?
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>>43260851
>>43260891
Thats part one. This is an ongoing thing.
Part 2 http://pastebin.com/5aN8arVN
Part 3 http://pastebin.com/cideU8JH
Part 4 http://pastebin.com/wg1tBqNR
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>>43260903
Speaking of. He posted a wip of his character Sadako in irc
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>>43260923
Nonono. Take the gunny and get him so pumped full of speed and angel dust that he has blood in his drugstream instead of the other way around. More like that.
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>>43260903
>>43260913
>>43260936
I was already feeding. Didn't feel like overdoing it.
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Maybe this is a good time to introduce some other characters? Musashi interrupt perhaps?
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>>43261066
Ghost put your trip back on and stop false flagging you cuck.
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>>43260502
Hey, don't worry, chief, it could be worse. Your old ship could have been humming THIS: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
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>>43261090
>He think's you need to be Ghost to like Musashi.
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Speaking of weird-ass frequencies that sound different to different people, I think I've figured out what Goto and Settle actually heard on that telephone: raw Insecurity.

For Goto, that took the form of the nukes and "the damn gaijin think you're trash" because, well, that's basically the core insecurity of japanese society. Even though he's worked with Thomas for over a year, seen and watched Americans put their lives on the line for his country, that's how that niggling spike of insecurity got to him.

For Settle, insecurity took the form of "you failed your ship and she's suffering because of it" because, well, that's what Settle's biggest hangup is. We heard it from his head itself.
That's why he was able to power through it, because he agrees.
>>
when
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>>43261066
>Musashi interrupt perhaps?
If only you knew
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>>43261066
SHUT THE FUCK UP GHOST

LOOK YOU'RE MAKING MUSASHI SAD. DID YOU WANT TO MAKE HER SAD? I DIDN'T THINK SO.

GET BACK TO WORK.
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>>43261090
Hey faggot, don't be a cunt to your fellow cucks. Let anon wish for ships that'll never arrive.
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>People think I'm Ghost because I brought up Musashi
I'm going to do this more often.
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>Parker's examples of shipslut soul sounds were only ships that came back on their own
>He's probably going to sit on this discovery so that we have no way in-character to decide to check what Naka sounds like to see if something is weird
FUCK YOU PARKER
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>>43261134
>ghost
>work
SW:89 ended, he has nothing better to do than shit-post
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>>43261179
Nah, that's easy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
I'm... not even joking
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>>43261179
>FUCK YOU PARKER
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>>43261090

I swear to god that wasn't me.

Besides, I already know what's happening with Musashi and why she isn't in yet.
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>>43260413
How old are you Planefag, the movie was released in 1937?
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>>43261066
you really think the answer to our problems is ADD ANOTHER PROBLEM?
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>>43261128
After we get her superior cousin of course.
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>>43261095

>Taking this long to post "In The Navy"

Anon plz.
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>>43261249
Planefag is eternal, in the same way Greece's debt is.
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>>43261066

>Musashi
>appearing

haha good 1
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>>43261179
WE CAN'T LISTEN TO NAKA. THAT'S LIKE, TURBOLEWD OR SOMETHING.

WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE HARDER DO IT.
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>>43261226
Well, at least it's not "Crawling in My Skin"...
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>>43261253
Yes
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>>43261243
>I already know what's happening with Musashi and why she isn't in yet.
So are you running something or has she gone full abyssal?
>>
Y'know, this stuff about ship soul songs also raises the question: If the resonance of a ship's soul can be recorded and isolated as audio you can listen to, what about a regular human? Do only ship souls have audible signatures, or is that something all souls have?

Or do only ships have souls?
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>>43261243
do tell and spin off when ghostdiva
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>>43261305

Never already said so a while back sadly
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>>43261095

>implying I'd ever want to listen to the USS San Fransisco
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>Musashi: does nothing and dies
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>>43261300
>>43261305

No and no and no and never, in that order.
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>>43261243
GO HOME AND BE A FAMILY MAN
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>>43261332
don't bully Musashi
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>>43261332
So just like her sister?
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>>43261332
Didn't she get torpedoed ten days out of port?

Or am I thinking of another Musashi?
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>>43261327
...well played.
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>>43261365
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>>43261368

Can't, too busy. Maybe next week?
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>>43261226
CAN'T DODGE AROUND THIS ONE.
WE ARE ON THE CUSP OF SOUL SOUND BASED MENTAL DIAGNOSIS. STICK PARKER, WAINWRIGHT AND ELTON FUCKING JOHN IN A ROOM FOR FIVE MINUTES AND THEY COULD PROBABLY FIND EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU AND HOW TO FIX IT
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>>43261395
>Taiga

GOOD TASTE DETECTED
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>>43261369

I HAVE GAZED UPPON HER DARK STERN AND IT STARED BACK.
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>>43261303
>Parker's face when he starts applying the same transformation to miscellaneous audio files, such as space recordings of planets.
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>>43261282
>http://pastebin.com/ZGmbpjtw
The thing is, I thought Greece was alright in the 1930s. They were in forever debt during the Civil War. or when John Stamos took all the money to be apart of Full House.
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>>43261395
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>>43261384
You were thinking the yamato ship that was converted to a carrier. I don't remember it's name either.
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>>43261427
They had their own currency then.
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>>43261443
Shinano.
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>>43261443

IJN Shinano
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>>43261369
She's a cutey but her wartime service is about as impressive as Arizona's.
Maybe they can bond over that
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>>43261474
She's the more active one compared to her sister (the oft nicknamed Hotel)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFN9nvFYHmk

We need more Harder
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>>43261499
Still never got into a surface engagement, unless I'm missing one
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God damn it aerialsodomite, get updating.
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>>43261522
Harder is best girl
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shinano never
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>>43261474
>Maybe they can bond over that

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>43261522
>Sammy fucking grappled an abyssal and hit her with her own torpedo tubes
Shit apparently gets a lot less naval point blank.
What's to stop harder from dragging bitches down?
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>>43261525
The same could be said of most carriers as most were sunk before the biggest naval battles.

One of the exceptions? Shoukaku
>>
Someone posted this analysis of the damage Higgins took in the battle the other day: https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/19391527/

I'd link directly to the imgur album instead, except I can't figure out how to get it to display the album view. Bit of a bummer.
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>>43261583
hmmm?
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>>43261599
>SB
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>>43261583

Musashi Ari settle lewds?
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>>43260936
Where's the tactical part
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Welp, time for work. Vote well, queers

>>43261596
Yeah but carriers aren't SUPPOSED to get itno surface engagements

>>43261583
>Musashi and Arizona nursing some drinks together, the former grousing about naval aviation while the latter nods along
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>>43261599
>>43261617
Here's the imgur link because SB guy had problems (NOTE: it shows damage hit by hit per image):

https://imgur.com/a/2Dvmb
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>>43260936
>>43260851
I just want it to be known, I was varying levels of drunk when I ran these.

God help me.
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>>43261617

Every time someone for *4chan* calls any place else a shithole, I just have to laugh at them.
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>>43261596
>carrier
>surface engagement
see the problem here
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>>43261618

absolutely disgusting.
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>>43261660
SB is even worse.
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>>43261617
>4chan user
>complaining about someplace else
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>>43261599
I don't think that the description of each frame is in the imgur album, either.

>>43261617
Get over it.
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>>43261677
How so? I thought you will be all over that.
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>>43261660
>implying that 4chan is worse than tumblr

At least we don't give you shit for being a straight, white guy
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>>43261660
>>43261681
>Le epic internet hate machine maymay
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>>43261660
>>43261681
>>43261687
Maybe tumblr would be more your style, spacebattlers.
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>>43261701

Musashi is for tender loving and holding hands with the lights off, not base lewds.
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>>43261701
He can only get off to porn involving himself or characters he's created.

His secret fetish is Merlin lewds.
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>>43261701
its corrupting his waifu
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>>43261677
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>>43261730
I'm willing to discuss terms
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>>43261660
>Every time someone for *4chan* calls any place else a shithole, I just have to laugh at them.
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>>43261660
>>43261681
>>43261687
Give me an actual reason why /tg/ is worse than SB.
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>>43261723
Stop shitting up the thread with your personal vendettas.
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>>43261762
No
>>
Oh boy this bullshit again.
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>>43261762
There's your posting, to start. To be fair you would make any place you go to worse, but for the moment you're here and you're shitting this place up.
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>>43261762
who gives a fuck, take your edick waving elsewhere.
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>>43261702
No, you just give people shit for *existing*.

>>43261678
You're just upset because SB has rules that aren't arbitrary as fuck. Well, mostly.
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God damn you faggots, planefag has said multiple times that SBers are fine here. If the QM doesn't have anything against them, you have zero chance of getting rid of them.
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>>43261641
>>43261664
I was thinking battle as an a general thing (like Midway)

That and I think the main reason why Kaga/Akagi are actually touted more is their age and their seemingly more glorious record (against inferior foes)

>>43261762
Don't really care but let me give a shot: having a stick up its ass and acting like it's better than it actually is.

To be accurate SB, 4chan, SV, are all just different types of shit.
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>>43261660
You can leave at any second you piece of shit hypocrite.
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>>43261731
Poor form, Hal.
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>>43261716
Yes, because everyone on 4chan is so nice and polite all the time right?

>>43261723
Where's that Low-Quality Bait image when I need it?
>>
REMOVE LUNARIANS
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>>43261701
Ghost doesn't do lewds

And he won't tell me when Musashi pures will be.
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>>43261759

How about: no terms, no lewds. you get to be lazy, I don't have to hate you.
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>>43261723
>>43261762
Give me an actual reason why we should waste time bitching about someone posting something not well-suited to posting here on another site. Or just bitching that another site exists. Or any of the other garbage that always happens when people start fagging up these discussions with "your site a shit" shitposts that add nothing to the discussion.

In other words, we've all heard it a billion times before in this quest alone, quit your bitching and maybe planefag won't have to do three threads to describe a ten-second bumfight tonight!
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>>43261840
He bullies Merlin
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>>43261816
Meh, at least we aren't biased on race, gender, age, political background, etc.

But then again, that's just /tg/ other boards like /pol/ may be different.
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>>43261834
Get out. No seriously, if we hurt your delicate feelings maybe you would be happier somewhere else.
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>>43261840

SOON tm.

Actually, straight up, some of the other guys can vouch, I am working on something, it's pretty far along. It ought to be done well before the quest hits the point where it's supposed to tie in.
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>>43261835
I like your style.
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Tolerating tumblr-tier websites is grounds for REMOVAL.
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>>43261821
>To be accurate SB, 4chan, SV, are all just different types of shit.
Yup ones bullshit, another is super bullshit and the last one is sufficient bullshit.

I honestly don't get why people don't ignore the posts they don't like.
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>>43261759
Ghost does not negotiate with Terrorists.
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>>43261759
>Hornet writing anything involving Musashi

I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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>>43261894
Can confirm
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>>43261829
>No Seibah, Neco Arc, or smug anime girl reaction image
>Implying it could have been me

>>43261583
Do it hornet.
Write it.
Salty Ghost tears are delicious.
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>>43261903
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>>43261901
Junko's dead kid coulda been cute
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ANON LOVES MUSASHI LEWDS. ALMOST AS MUCH AS GHOST TEARS
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>>43261903
>Not having a classic on hand
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>>43261934
Your writing style is obvious to pick out, which is why Decu hates you for shitting up his threads even if you run without a trip.
>>
They spread out to flank you as you sidle sideways, forcing them to keep changing positions, your swordtip tracing quick little circles in the air as muscle memory takes over. The hot, almost sickly burn of acohol in your gut has taken on a new ragged edge as the adrenaline surges through your blood.

They gain enough spacing to forestall any more outflanking before charging again, the tanto and baton raised and ready. You leap left, pushing off with your back foot first to come down with your right shoulder in line with the tanto-wielder, your blade slashing out for his incoming wrist. He jerks back with the well-honed reactions of an experienced street-killer. His buddy with the baton comes in next, needing another step to close range after your maneuver - he deflects your quick jab with his baton but dances out of range in the next heartbeat, eyes watchful.

There's only three ways to survive attacks by multiple assailants - run like a sonofabitch and turn around to engage them piecemeal as they string out behind you, back into a place where they've got to attack single-file, or have a standoff advantage. The sword-cane is the perfect length, well over three feet long, it'd just clear the ground if worn on your belt. The baton might be two, the tanto even less. The extra space is extra time, just enough to force them into sequential attacks for a trained man - and you are.

They know this.
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So one thing I've been thinking about. The personalities and abilities of shipgirls are based, at least partially, on what people think of them. Even though their actions are really the actions of the sailors onboard, this still shapes their souls. They are formed by the deed of her crew. So I guess you could say that each shipgirl is the child of all her sailors. No wonder they're all so gay, it's hereditary.

Anyway, this has me thinking about gods. Specifically the japanese kami, which are sort of spirits, sort of gods. They are the spirits of certain things, but they can also be enshrined and worshipped. It's weird and complex and I won't pretend to be an expert on the subject, but thinking about the shipgirls as the kami of their ships makes a lot of sense. Now consider that worship takes many forms; you could argue that every action that a crewman takes aboard a ship is a form of worship that shapes and feeds its resident kami. If they're incompetent klutzes, you get a girl like Willie Dee. If they don't give a fuck, you get Sammy.

Now lemme go on a slight tangent. Let's assume this worship is what causes the leveling effect. It would also explain why some ships can punch way above their weight class: It's what they did, it's what they're famous for doing. And presumably the more famous ships are the more powerful ones, both through successful actions becoming part of their spirit, but also through every bit of adoration that could be considered worship.

Still with me? Now let's go on a bigger tangent. Every shipgirl who has sunk remembers sinking, but they don't remember the long years of being sunk, do they? There's a certain point where they black out, being embraced by the long sleep of death. Anyway, imagine if some shipgirl were worshipped enough that she was too powerful to die when it was her time. Instead of welcoming nothingness, she experienced herself being torn apart and turned into razors and subway cars. Pic unrelated, probably.
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>>43261985
Decu loves everyone

erotically
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>>43261829
>>43261934
I can confirm that I am not Hal.
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>>43261985
Decus own posters shit up his threads. It's not just one person.
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Two more rushes, two more clashes, two more quick feints followed by shuffling circling waiting. Then the tanto wielder dashes diagonal, racing out onto the blacktop a safe distance past your circling swordtip as his comrade rushes in with the baton, both silent and grim as they make to take you from both sides.

They're good - fast, skilled, disciplined; not the disposable street trash any gangs use for risky murder attempts. But they don't understand Time and Space - and they most certainly don't know who they're fucking with.

You lunge towards baton bully as soon as his buddy's too far away to threaten you, cutting diagonally to close range even as you sidestep. He deflects your quick thrust with his baton, sliding sideways to gain distance; classic kendo technique - and then he's inside your guard, baton whistling through a backhand blow at your head. You feel it clip your cap from your head as you duck under it - this motherfucker's *fast*- and backstep again to gain distance as your blade whips right-to-left in a diagonal slash. He's already intercepting the inevitable blow, the telescoping titanium shaft winking in the sullen light as it whips across his body to intercept.
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>>43261887
>I am rough and tough because I post on FourChan
>BAWWWWWWW WHY ARE NEW PEOPLE SHOWING UP ABLOO ABLOOOOOOO
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>>43262031
Except Crunch.
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>>43261824
Why the hell would I? Also, you *did* know that both Ghost and fapangel post to SB as well?
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You see his eyes widen as you rush him with a snarl, stepping in quickly as you raise your swordpoint, sliding his baton down the blade towards the 'strong' part where your leverage is best, forcing both weapons up as you close in under them. His fist lashes out for your jaw and you take it square, stars popping in your vision, but you close in unphased and smash an uppercut into his jaw, hearing the *click!* of his teeth snapping shut. He still manages to seize your shirt lapel and pull you down with him. Your thigh screams in agony but obeys, hoisting your right knee to plant it in his ribcage as you fall on him. The small knob on your sword-hilt comes down into his nose with a satisfying *crunch* of cartridge and bone -

- and the other one's almost on you, screaming hatred as he darts forward, tanto raised and ready.

[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262031
Decu is not for lewds!
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>>43262029
Wow, I posted that in the middle of an update. Great place for it, huh?
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>>43262078
>No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
TAKE HIS LEGS!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
>>
I want to stress that you're playing for keeps here - superficial wounds will heal, but there's no magical auto-fix for serious ones. You fuck up, you'll be dealing with the consequences for the rest of the quest.

>>43260203

JUST TWO HOURS, NOT TWO WHOLE THREADS no bully fuk u
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
>>
[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
>>
>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
GO FOR THE EYES BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
>>
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

He's gone cray cray, nows the time to strike
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>>43262078
Start screaming like a bitch about to be skewered on a knife. The more ruckus we make the more likely we'll attract attention. ANY ATTENTION.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262138
>implying Settle is even thinking about rescue right now
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

Tenryuu is aroused by Settle's fighting.
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>>43262115
Yeah we're in japan, not Namek.
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>>43262078
>No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262115
>I want to stress that you're playing for keeps here - superficial wounds will heal, but there's no magical auto-fix for serious ones. You fuck up, you'll be dealing with the consequences for the rest of the quest.

So no pressure guys, just potential permanent harm to Settle!

Also real talk, planefag if we fuck up too badly here can Settle die?
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
Play defensive, play smart.
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>>43262115

People expecting a fucking Greek to have a sense of keeping time is the best fucking joke I've heard all goddamn week.
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

My gut tells me this is probably the best option. Everything else screams "SETTLE-KEBABS"
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262161
Won't he just cut our leg then with the Tanto blade?
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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Why are people voting for the legs? If the legs give out he falls onto us with a fucking blade.

Jesus christ

[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

Might as well do some actual voting while I'm here....
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!

Either we force him back or hamstring him.
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>>43262151
>implying implications
Settle is drunk off his ass. Hollering out a warcry in the typical Japanese "BANZAI!!" as he japs the Jap in the balls with his pig sticker would very much illustrate his giving no fucks.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262078
>[X] Other
> No time to gain our feet. Roll Douchebag 1 into the way so he takes Douchebag 2's dagger right in the kidneys
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Well, things are going well.
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262206
is that how it goes?

Because if he fights as is, won''t he be more exposed.
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>>43262138
It's funny because this would have been the best course of action. If you're on a large base there's always people around and awake, if you're on a small base it's quiet as fuck and you will up half the neighborhood.

>>43262190
What's more lethal dipshit a blade cut to the leg or the body?
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
If we go for his legs, he can still fall forward onto us with his tanto.
And that thing is far better at a ground fight that our 3 foot long swordcane.
The last thing we should do is put the other guy in a position where he can get into a close-in fight where legs won't be as advantageous as a knife.
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>>43262078
>[X]No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Going for his legs plays to the knifes strengths, ie letting him get in close/grapple. Fight him off then kill his friend.
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>>43262206
There's no hard evidence pointing out how things will work out depending on where we aim. If we aim for the legs:

Maybe they'll fall onto us with the tanto
Maybe they'll try and twist away from the blow, but they still get their leg disabled anyway
Maybe they'll plow straight into us given their momentum regardless of what we do
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>>43262206
>Crippling him with the chance of blade falling on us
>Fighting on our knees where he has all the advantages

One sounds better than the other
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
It'd be so much easier if our enemies were all moron, but no...

And I'm impressed with the thug, honestly. In closer quarters, kendo is weak against saber fencing like Settle knows.

>>43262206
Fighting from a lower point puts us at a disadvantage, especially as good swordsmanship is built on footwork. If we go for his legs, he'll have to back off, as they're a closer target and our sword has reach his knife doesn't.
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>>43262078
>>43262223
>Operation Human Shield

This.
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>>43262078
Take his buddy hostage.
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>>43262223
I was thinking about suggesting that, but if we do then he can still close to a point where his knife is going to be more effective than our rapier thing
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>>43262078
[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
Fight smart, not cool.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262240
But settle is already fighting on one leg, if he cuts his good leg, he may be in a worse position then before.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
We have reach and probably technique. Stalling for a moment isn't going to hurt, particularly with the other guy out.

He's rushing. Attacking at the same time could well result in a double knockout.
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>>43262249
And none of those are very good.
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>>43262206

That assumes that he can maintain focus through having his leg(s) sliced open.

Though what would more likely happen is that the attack will cause him to back off a bit - and give us time to get back onto our feet.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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If Settle doesn't check out a sidearm after this, Arizona will do it for him. And possibly superglue it to his hand so he doesn't leave it in his room...
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>>43262264
His knife is going to be lodged in the other guy's back.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
Man, Arizona's gonna be PISSED when she finds out that we needed a bodyguard again
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>>43262271
Once again, a cut to the leg still means nothing compared to eating a chest wound.
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>>43262078
>[X]No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262078
>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262302
Probably Shokaku as well since she was the one who suggested it.

Then again, I think she expected Abyssel not humans.
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He has the height advantage atm, he can use that to leverage the sword out of the way and Settle has no way of gaining distance to correct that. There's literally only so much you can do when you hit the floor, its why usually thats gg when it comes to matches
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>>43262078
>>43262223
Time to disarm a motherfucker using another motherfucker.
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>>43262330
>>43262302
It is likely that both of them will stick to Settle like glue after this.

I will enjoy the shenanigans.
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>>43262078
While we're down there, knick the goon's stick on the ground. Or do something with it so he's unarmed. It'd suck if he was still armed.
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>Someone mentions SB
>Thread gets riled up

Looks like I have tonight's entertainment.
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>>43262158
>Also real talk, planefag if we fuck up too badly here can Settle die?

No. But he can get crippled *again.* And that is very bad.
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>>43262186
Science won't kill us all, that would be economics.
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>>43262311

If settle gets his femoral or some of the branches liked the popliteal artery knicked, its game over. He's dead before anyone can realistically get him to a hospital. The legs are literally some of the worst places to get stabbed.
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>>43262362
It only lasted like 5 minutes. You've already missed it.
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>>43262311
Say that to someone who's had his femoral artery opened up, versus someone who's just had a slash to the chest deflected by the ribs.

But the real point is to get him to back off long enough for us to get on our feet.
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>>43262240
I actually suggested that for the first vote but as usual write-ins are ignored.
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>>43262352
>Implying that planefag won't use this as the reason to bring in Higgins as a ship-girl
>Implying that this won't be just to make things worse and harvest more tears from Arizona and shoukaku fags.
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>>43262298
Hell she probably take one out of her own goddam armory and impress on Settle if she find him without it she getting the Squirrels to tag his ass with a tracking device.


And I have to wonder what the other Shipgirls would think of one of their Admirals being attack. Cause if Settle gets attack who to say Goto wouldn't?
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>>43262162

Just because Marines count every fucking second till their EAS date doesn't mean everyone else is bad at keeping time. It just means we weren't completely insane as younger men.
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>>43262364
nah we can murderize a few abyssal and use bullshit physics to make a kick ass battlechair with cannons, blackjack, and hookers.
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>>43262362
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>>43262364
Is losing a right eye an option? Maybe his left arm?

You know, so Settle can progress in his transformation into Venom Snake.

>>43262393
Also an option I would enjoy.
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>>43261681
>improper hoisting
>unstable load
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
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>>43262364
Says you, we need a cane to wack Willie D so she keep in line
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>>43262284

The same could be said of the potential outcomes of the other options.

>We stand and fight
-Because we're not on our feet, the attacker gets past our guard and shanks us.
-Despite us not being on our feet, we manage to get a lucky shot in that prevents us from getting shanked.
-Because we're not on our feet, we're not able to stop the attacker's charge properly. We stop the blade, but the attacker still plows into us due to his momentum.

>We fall over and start kicking
-Because we're on our back and kicking at a man holding a bladed weapon, this just ends up getting our legs fucked over even harder.
-Flopping onto our back takes our attacker by surprise, and during the opening created by his confusion we manage to land a good kick on the attacker's legs, tripping him
-The attacker thinks he's got our number one we're on our back. He moves in to try and finish us off, working past our flailing legs, and at the last second we grab the guy who dragged us down and stick him between us and the attacker and get our meatshield shanked

There's really no clear evidence which option will bear the better fruit, unless there's some sort of principle of melee combat that Planefag is expecting us to know.
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Hopefully baton guy is still alive, because now I really want to know who sent these guys and why. Very, very few organizations have guys like this, and they don't send them out for no reason.
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>>43262364
On the other hand, maybe if we get Settle in a wheelchair he'll stop getting into so many fights.
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>>43262411
>Is losing a right eye an option? Maybe his left arm?
>You know, so Settle can progress in his transformation into Venom Snake.
That is a terrible idea.
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>>43262364
Pffff. What are they gonna do? Break his other leg? Stick him with a bunch of psychotic girls?
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>>43262411
congratulations on being the only person I've ever filtered
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>>43262389

Exactly.

The legs are some of the weirdest places to defend, and the only way for tanto to defend from Settle's attack (which could very well kill him, which is entirely possible considering that Settle's been trained and tanto knows this) is to retreat, especially with the puny reach of a dagger.
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>[x]No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Regardless of the vote, make sure to fucking execute these assholes once they're down as an opening salvo for a full on yaks purge
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>>43262441
He's already mostly there and I was mostly joking.

>>43262449
Oh, whatever will I do, Crix filtered me.
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>>43262443

Hard to do anything quest-worthy when Arizona locks you in your room for your own safety.
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>>43262464
Nah, send them to Gitmo for interrogation.
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>>43262138
even if someone was bouncing up and down on the edge of their bed waiting for the night battle bat signal, the fight is happening too fast for it to matter.
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>>43262449
congratulations on announcing this, I'm sure the thread cares that crix is filtering someone
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>>43262449
Bentus specifically does it to troll at this point. There is no other reason for him to keep doing what he does if it wasn't to troll. The amount of thread derails we've had do him speaks volumes.
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>[x] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!

Think about it from the Yak's perspective. He's in a knife fight, but we have a much longer knife. When you're in a knife fight, you try to kill the other guy as fast as possible because no amount of skill makes knife wounds in vital places survivable. You defend your vitals by taking hits to less important parts of your body, and hope that once he's dead your injuries don't take you.

He's be happy we're aiming for a meaty part with only a major artery to worry about, he'll gladly take the hit to get in close and begin killing us.
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>>43262477
It's saying something that even crix is less cancerous than you.
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>>43262500
The fact that you're saying this to Crix, by far the biggest shitstirring tripfag in this thread, is amazing to me. Your panties must be so bunched up.
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>>43262411
>transformation into Venom Snake.
Judging from one of the writeups, someone may have the lead in that race.
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>>43262500
It's not Bentus' fault that you are autistic.
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>>43262425
>unless there's some sort of principle of melee combat that Planefag is expecting us to know.

Time. And. Space.

*Keep that knife away from your VITALS at all costs.*
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>>43262352
How about getting a bodyguard that won't be too busy lusting after his dick to protect him?
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>>43262485
Why the hell is Arizona here anyway?

Oh right, we sent here away because we're too afraid of getting close to her. I really hope she dings us for that.
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>>43262532
Nobody wins in a knife fight.
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Can someone remind me what the jap word for ship-girl is? I know that it starts with a K but after that my mind is blank.
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>>43262464
>make sure to fucking execute these assholes once they're down
What? No! We need to interrogate these motherfuckers. The CIA has the most black sites, but I'm not too sure on their track record. I suppose ONI is where we should really be sending these guys since they're supposed to be responsible for threats against Navy personnel and assets.
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>>43262540

'zactly. We get hurt now, and Arizona is never going to let us leave her line of sight without being chained to a bed for our own safety...
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>>43262078
>[X] No time to gain our feet. Fight from where you are!
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>>43262364
MAN WE WERE PRETTY FUCKING DUMB TO NOT VOTE FOR CALLING A DRIVER LIKE SETTLE SAID HE WOULD EH BROS
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>>43262578
Kanmusu?
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>>43262578
Kanmusu. It's just Shipgirl in nip.
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>>43262578
kanmusu
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>>43262578
Kanmusu is the abbreviated portmanteau.
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>>43262578
seamen demon
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>>43262578
Kanmusu. Note the second vowel. It's a U, not an A.
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>>43262578
Kanmusume, I believe
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>>43262578
Kanmusu (Kantai Musume)
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>>43262596
>>43262599
Thanks a bunch.
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>>43262524
Crix shitposts. Bentus contributes nothing. Both are shit.
>>43262529
>the person roleplaying as a fucking spaceship, who has caused numerous thread derails
Here's your reply.
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>>43262551
The winner is the guy who is still alive.
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>>43262449
shut the fuck up faggot, no one cares
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>>43262551
Yes, but you can lose less than the other guy.
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>>43262599
Well, FLEET girl, actually. (Kantai == fleet, musume == girl.)
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>>43262507

What about injures that fuck up anything below the knee?

I mean, unless the guy has a will of iron, having your tendons cut (or god forbid, your achilles heel sliced in half) will not only hurt like a bitch, but probably result in you dropping to the ground before you get into range of Settle with his sword, whereupon Settle with his reach fucks your shit up.

Honestly, the whole situation is a bit of a game of chicken - the thug can press the attack and risk serious injury/death, or retreat to attack again.
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>>43262535
An excellent idea.

>>43262532
I can think of a few ways of doing so from a kneeling position. Most of them in Judo, since that is what I am familiar with.

>>43262621
I don't cause thread derails, people complaining about me do.

Which is rather silly.
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>>43262524
>by far the biggest shitstirring tripfag in this thread

I want you to find an example of this. I'm not joking. And no, bringing up an apposing viewpoint is not 'shitstiring'
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>>43262601
>>43262602
>>43262605
>>43262611
>>43262612
>>43262613
Thanks to you all as well
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>>43262591
We couldn't, which I assume is your point.
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>>43262532
But planefag, the arteries in the legs are some of the most vital blood pathways in the body.
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>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!

Time and space. Like PF says. Legs is just asking to have our head or chest cut, and we can't exactly parry it with his momentum and height advantage. So keep him at a distance. Remember, we have a longer reach.

>>43262578
Kanmusu. Fleetgirl.
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>>43262535
But all of them want his dick, some just want it more than others.
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>>43262524
But he's not Hornet
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Going for the legs is a good way to stop their momentum in a way that any of the other options don't give. You fight from your knees, theres literally nothing stopping them from bulling past your sword and then burying their weapon in our chest. Using our legs is retarded and i shouldn't even need to explain why
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>>43262078
[X] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
why would you ever attack with your feet when you have a 3 foot sword
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>>43262551
https://youtu.be/SXZjhHwndOE?t=53s
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>>43262650

I didn't say that was the right choice. I'm just... sayin.

VOTES CALLED
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>>43262650

In the thighs, not in the feet or shins.
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>>43262623
That guy just dies in the ambulance on the way to the hospital.
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>>43262641
Bullshit son. Planefag said we're playing for keeps. He wouldn't just make the PC do something stupid without input so that he could put him in danger.
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>>43262654

Bullshit. Bet you fucking money I could scare up one inside of ten fucking minutes that ain't after his dick.
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>>43262078
>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Go for his legs!
We know th4ese guys are pros. He's not going to try dancing over a swinging sword, he's going to back off.
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>>43262638
Hey remember when you shit post in other quest threads with your trip on and wonder why the QM actively dislikes you afterwards

that's a good example

maybe if you only put on your trip to post torpedo lesbians you would be tolerable outside of that
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>>43262672

Oh boy!
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>[ ] No time to gain our feet. Fall over on our back and keep him away by kicking!
>>43262661
We have a swordcane, not a bloody boarspear. We cut his legs, he falls onto us, which is basically what he was doing anyway. If we fall back, he can't reach anything without kneeling down. He's got a 2 foot blade. He has to crouch to hit someone on their back, and even then he's only got our feet in range considering we've got a sword to hold him back with.
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>>43262688

Can they also benchpress a 1000 pound bomb?
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>>43262688
ain't isn't won't nukka
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>>43262693
Votes Called already
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Pretty sure we're going to die here.

At least this'll leave planefag with the time to update AWiY? lol just kidding