Alright guys, the first 48 characters suggested will be put through a bloodbath of RNG proportions. Be sure to provide a picture when suggesting.
Let's get down to it.
Who's going to live and DIE?
Warp God bowl, get hype
Jupiter whose totally different from Zeus
Apparently none of these retards can count. The anon who posted that was not OP and was wrong. The 48th was Villager. If you count the shitposting images, the 48th was Elsa.
Old Man Henderson
The Lady of Pain
Immaterial Concept of Finance
This is the accumulated list I have. If you guys want to replace something, tell me within the next ten minutes while I set everything up.
replace Hannibal Buress with Hannibal Barca
>not wanting to see homeshit die in the rng meatgrinder
fuck's wrong with you guys?
The first round starts with a 'bloodbath'.
WE WILL OWE CHINA
ALL OF THE MONEY
>Concept of Finance begs for FREEDOM to kill her. He refuses.
Remember THE FALLEN!
>Magic the Gathering
>Old Man Henderson
ALSO END OF NIGHT 1!
>Slaanesh and Shiva tell stories about themselves to each other
One that miraculously hit them in just the right way, of course.
BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH OXY-C4!
Remember the FALLEN!
>The Lady of Pain
>The Emperor and Shamwow tell stories about themselves to each other
>Concept of Finance, Blackbeard and Satan sleep in shifts
>Roger stays awake all night
>God and Karkat run into each other and decide to truce for the night
>Hannibal Barca screams for help
>Dog still just fucking around
This is 10/10
You might be bulletproof but I ain't firing bullets nigga
> AND THEN THE CHAOS GODS WAILED ON ME WITH THEIR MASSED MIGHT WHILE HIDING BEHIND MY MOST BELOVED SON USING HIM AS A MEATPUPPET UNTIL I WAS FORCED TO ABANDON ALL HOPE AND COMPASSION TO SAVE HUMANITY; FORCING THE DARK GODS TO RETREAT AND DESTROYING MY BELOVED SON DOWN TO HIS SOULS, THE POWER OF THE ATTACK CRIPPLING ME FOR ALL TIME. I HAVE SAT UPON THIS THRONE IN AGONY FOR 10000 YEARS SINCE THEN, BUT I REFUSE TO DIE, FOR HUMANITY IS NOT YET READY TO SURVIVE WITHOUT ME. HOW ABOUT YOU?
> I... I once beat a hooker in the face for biting my tongue..
Remember the FALLEN!
How does one strangle with no hands?
>tg trap kills satan
>mork and dog teaming up
Oh shit. It's getting fucking real now.
>Cegorach destroys Finance's supplies
Oh man. Supplies is all that bitch has going for her. She's gonna wake up to some nasty-ass recession
>denying him the death he seeks after milennia of unlife
>most faithful servant
fucking Loyalist logic. The Imperium has always been the bad guy of 40k
WASH AWAY THE ANGER HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN THE DROPLETS FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN
>Gork and Tzeentch double-kill
Things are calm...
but where is Dog at?
>Buddha tricks Roger into killing Billy Mays
Remember the FALLEN!
Remember that one guy who ate berries;
Also guys, it's time for the END GAME. Who is going to come out on top?
>implying God isn't just playing fair and square for fun
>implying he hasn't just teleported back to his penthouse to finish working on the winner's gift
IT'S OVER! WE HAVE A WINNER! MAY THE GODS BLESS THOSE WHO HAVE FALLEN! THERE IS A NEW GOD AMONGST US!
Based Dog, champion of /tg/!
DOG TAKES IT HOME
ALL HAIL THE NEW BLOOD GOD!
To the surprise of no one...
Just wonder what the life will be like now
Thanks for playing everyone! It was fun!
Would you like another?
Already did, /k/ out-operated everyone for the win.
Not yet, the thread still has some life in it, and it takes a while for threads in autosage to die off. You can make a new thread once this one's on page 10.
We'll be doing the 2nd /tg/ Hunger Games... Game here!
The rules are as follows.
>No repeats that were in the first game, plan is to have a champion game once we have 24 candidates.
>Must have a pic with the claimed victim or it will be counted as invalid.
>There will be 48 characters max.
Alright, any claims after this post are valid!
GO GO GOOOOO!
Some Random Guardsman
Surely this will be no challenge for Hakan; the most powerful oil magnate in all of Turkey!
Hey dude, we're gonna hit image limit pretty soon.
Just a head's up, we'll probably have to continue this one in a second thread.
Also, bring back Dog to defend the title.
I see your Carrot and raise you an Angua
35 by my count