How does a centaur wipe its ass?

The same way a horse does

How does it use a toilet?

>>35327430
Extreme flexibility, tools, rubbing against other objects, help from other centaurs. Take your pick, I guess.

>>35327430
they have to use a special tool, it's known as an ahbesian. it's basically a pole with a grabber on the end. There's a store right down the way that sells centaur supplies, "Ahbesians and such"

>>35327430
By having shit on it's anus.

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>>35327471
damn forgot pic

>>35327430
By not wiping their ass. Or rubbing against a tree.

You're a half-centaur. You can figure this out on your own.

>>35327430
>ranger tracking horses
>passes tracking check
>notices shit stains waist high on trees with rough bark
>realizes he's tracking centaurs, not horses

Uses its tail.

>>35327430
Does it shit human shit or horse hit?

>>35327550
well, it has a horse butt and probably a horse diet

>>35327550
they alternate

>>35327531
This is entirely how this works

>>35327550
They shit centaur shit, obviously.

>>35327531
Centaur droppings and horse dropping could be very different too because of diet.
Centaurs may not be as okay with just leaving their shit on the ground, so you could see hoofprints around a little mound where the centaurs cover up their shit.

What are centaurs like in the DnD setting? Are they civilized, yet wipe their ass on trees and shit everywhere?

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>>35327430
the same way that murricans do

If there's build up they rub against a thicket or something. Otherwise play it as it lies

inb4 that manga page

>>35327980
How does this even work.

>>35328014
Share it.

>>35327980
>centaurs wipe their asses like a 350kg murrican

>>35328014
You mean from Centaur Worries?

My question is why is this in such hot debate, also they leave shit stains wherever they sit cause they don't

>>35327430
It doesn't

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What do they do with their arms when they run?

>>35328157
The macarena

>>35328157
Bags of holding motherfucker

>>35328157
Hold them backwards like a real ninja.

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>>35327430
>he doesn't know how to use the 3 shells.

>>35327808

You're still tracking a sentient creature with their droppings, which is just great.

>>35328157
>the superman
>heil hitler
>clapping their hands
>jogging motion
>the aeroplane

>>35328157
Shoot people with arrows.

>>35328157
aim bows, carry spears and/or wine

you know, centaur things

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>>35328270
>>the superman

I WAS MYSELF WITH A RAG ON A STICK

>>35327514
How does this work? 1/4 horse?

>>35328906
Horse head, giant cock, horse legs?

I dunno.


Anyway, new question people!

Q: How do centaurs sleep? (like position)

>>35328157
Cross them sternly.

>>35327430
They use their tails.

>Then what do they clean their tails with?
Their assees

It's a never ending cycle of shit.

>>35327550
Could you imagine if they did human dumps? 2-3 meter long turds just rolling out, or when they've eaten the wrong thing, a firehose spray of shit.

>>35327430
With their tails.

>>35328906
A centaur is 1/2 human. You are 1/1 human. You are 1/2 centaur.

>>35327430
They probably don't

Did the Ancient Greeks wipe? Probably not

>>35327430
On the carcases of its slain victims.

>>35329267
Not to mention mythological Centaurs were savages.

>>35327430
How does a horse?

>>35329267
They used sponges, wool, and rosewater if they could afford it. Broad-leaved plants if they couldn't.

Rich Romans sometimes used goose or swan feathers, still attached to the pliable neck. Not Greeks, I know, but still interesting.

>>35329335
Fucking ancient people.

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>>35327430
The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology.

Like most mammals, rhythmic contractions of the bowels move the feces up to the end of the gut to be expelled.

What sets the horse anus apart is the bafflingly complex autonomic contractive motion of 4 muscular rings which function like sphinctoral guillotine. As the feces is squeezed out, the rings expand and the outermost ring is retracted into an interior skinfold resembling the human foreskin, leaving an interstital tissue fold to open air.

The two inner rings then contract, and push apart, severing the horse feces cleanly, allowing to drop free as the outer ring folds back through the interstital flap, creating a intrinsic wiping motion with the fourth ring as it contracts back into the horses rectum.

This advanced biological mechanism is so effective that many industrial companies have copied Nature's design for self-cleaning viscus liquid dispensers housed within complex machinery.

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>>35329437

>>35329437
Today I learned about why horse anuses benefit engineering. Thanks, /tg/.

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>>35329437
I don't really know if I want this to be true or not.

>>35329437
Source or horseshit.

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>>35329335
>>35329437
I don't even know what to say.

>>35327430
Centaurs just shit where ever. What makes you think they wipe?

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>>35329437

>>35329106
Any drawfags around? I have to see this.

>>35329437
Still doesn't change the fact that some of that shit must hit the legs on the way down.

So how do they clean their legs from shit?

>>35328157
They hold coconuts and make the clapping noise just for shits and giggles.

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>>35329437
I fucking love you, /tg/

Have your in game Centaur culture develop so it's polite for friends and family to point out or wipe off poo. Imagine how sturdy their toilets need to be. If they use a human outhouse do they get embarrassed from their front half sticking out.

>>35329437
How do you know this sir?

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>>35329437

>>35329437
I'm having a hard time visualizing this.

>>35329437
At first I thought this was going to be some disgusting fetish thing, then I learned something about making a better ketchup dispenser.

>>35329437
The worst part is that the only reason people could have learned this was by someone noticing how exceptionally clean horse asses were.

>>35330200
>hidden from their foes the centaurs grab coconuts to make it seem like they have double their numbers charging
Seems legit.

>>35329437
I've never been on /an/ but I'm guessing it's something like this.

>>35330876
Hey, someone had to wash those horses before they were brought before Catherine the Great.

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>>35329437
Someone archive this shit

>>35329437
I turn my computer on after two hours and this is the first thing I see.
How the fuck should I react to this?