You find yourself in a cave, it would be impenetrably dark, if it weren't for your trusty torch.
sorry, I got disinterested, and forgot about this.
Anyways, this feels unpleasant.
Your anal cavity appears to be quite the open space.
You can't really check anything due to the light levels, but you do hear noises of some kind.
It's a goblin.
You've severely overestimated the power of your sphincter.
He wasn't very acceptant of your decision, but you managed to enter.
Beware the Grue. It is banished by light, but its touch casts a spell of immediate death on a target. Light causes the beam screaming immediate flight-inducing pain. It is a creature of pure darkness from the first night.
Just a themely piece of lore you might care to use. I played zork too, you know.
On your way to his heart, you overshoot and go full chestburster on his sorry ass.
You take the heart and shield because swords are for losers. It appears the goblin's wife has come to mourn her loss, what do?
If you can get past all the blood and gore its actually not that bad. It appears the she goblin has taken the sword like a loser and plans to use it against you.
Im starting to sense a pattern here. You swiftly shimmy up her ass and find a nice cozy spot, you stop to rest but it seems there is another man here with you. You greet each other. The man is quite old and seems to be stuck in the fleshy walls of this funny smelling chamber.