Silea Ravni - a /tg/ community minecraft server
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Silea Ravni - a /tg/ community minecraft server
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Fellow elegan/tg/entlemen, I present to you the culmination of nearly a years worth of work and community-building; /tg/craft iteration 2 - Silea Ravni. Launch is on 30th of June, so stay tuned on our Discord for updates!
Server IP: tgcraft.pw
discord: https://discord.gg/A28pdFQ
>Who are you?
We are a community of people working towards making a great Minecraft server for fellow smar/tg/uys, free of cancer, autism and 13 year olds that plague most Minecraft servers.
>How do I know this server will last?
The server is already booked until winter on an expensive, high performance box that can sustain 200 players together with the hilarious amount of server-side plugins we have, all without any performance dips! After then, if activity falls, we will move to a cheaper box so as to keep this server up and running for the longest amount of time possible (which is well over a year!).
After then, the map will be uploaded for anyone to be capable of downloading it.
>Will there be players on this server for that long?
Definitely! /tg/craft has already had active populations for months on end even without advertisements and community growth. We have a dedicated playerbase from previous servers who are guaranteed to come and stay to play for a long time.
>What makes this server different from other Minecraft servers? It's not even modded, is it?
The server requires no client-side modpacks to play on. However, we have added a plethora of new stuff to it via server plugins, that renders /tg/craft gameplay quite distinct from vanilla Minecraft. We have 23 new crops with their own plants, fruit, juices, pies, cakes, and other related food items. We have a custom made map, which is far more beautiful than any randomly generated Minecraft map. We have magic spells, we have guns, we have early industrial stuff, we have RPGitems, we have Brewery, we have Gods, and far, far more stuff such as Slimefun, New Items, Chestshops, buyable NPC guardsmen, .Werewolves, Vampires and more!
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General Rules
1.) No combat hacks.
This means no usage of modded clients which give a direct mechanical aim/damage/range bonus to its user. Xray is fine. Minimaps are fine. Kill Aura and trajectory predictors are not.
2.) No spamming.
Since there's no global chat, spamming can only be done in 3 ways and all 3 are guaranteed to get a permanent ban.
a) Creating/deleting a town repeatedly.
b) Consistently and rapidly privately messaging a person even after they've made it clear that they want you to stop.
c) Spamming the chat in lobby.
If more ways to spam are discovered, staff will take the necessary precautions to punish it even if it is not specifically covered by this rule at the time.
3.) Shitting up the /tg/craft wiki, board, discord or community in general.
This means the following;
a) Being banned repeatedly from the /tg/craft discord for severe and repeated rule violations. If you don't like the discord's rules, just stay away from it.
b) Editing lore of other players on the wiki without their explicit permission to do so at the time.
c) Submitting NSFW lore and imagery to the wiki or board.
d) Threathening community members and/or creating unnecessary personal drama and conflict with harrassment, blackmails, or humiliation.
4.) Intentionally disrupting the server's operation
Creating lag machines, bricking plugins, or abusing glitches, inadvertently or not, in such as a way to disrupt server operation will have the offending player temporarily banned for a duration of a week minimum and 60 days maximum. Since proper lag machines often require a team effort, or town members are atleast generally aware of what their neighbours are doing, the penalties may be shared across the entire town. Tell your fellow players to stop - if they refuse, report them.
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5.) No Towns or Nations without Lore
If your town or nation does not have a wiki page up 72 hours after it has been founded, and this wiki page does not contain approximately 200 words of lore written in comprehensible english, you can expect to receive a warning from an admin. Several repeated warnings may result in your town being deleted.
Additionaly, if your lore is not representative of server theme, we may reject it. You will be given another 72 hours after then to try and write again, and you will be guided by the admin and/or the community towards improving your lore to fit in.
Failure to comply multiple times will result in a permanent ban. Pretending to be dumb and writing memelore that is blatantly ridiculing this rule's intent will get you temporary bans ranging from 24 hours to 30 days, or perhaps having the permission the make towns revoked from you permanently.
6.) No alt accounts allowed
Using multiple Minecraft accounts to play on this server will get you perma-banned on all of them..
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Tbh Speltshire has terrible lore
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A seemingly impossible to defeat enemy stands between you and treasure.
How do you get the prize?
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>enemy stands
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Befriend/seduce dragon.
The real treasure was the friends we made along the way, anyhow.
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>>53910130
True end
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i steal people's 40k guys when they arn't looking
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>>53907929
The Emperor did nothing/everything wrong.
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I started a furry patreon to get enough money to pay Hiro to let quest threads back on /tg/.
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Galactic Federation
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Discount restaurant edition
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>>53907007
Eyyy what's going on?
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>>53907114
Ehhh somehow we're not all dead, the Noo are militarizing so if you want I'm sure you could make some weapons deals there,and we're currently voting on how to deal with the Court.
Oh and space battles everywhere. But that's about it.
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>>53907175
Still terrible then.
I'm sure I can work out some kind of peace deal with the Noo but I'll stay neutral on this war.
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Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing and Star Wars: Armada Miniatures Games
>http://pastebin.com/Wca6HvBB
Fantasy Flight Games’ Star Wars RPG System (EotE/AoR/FaD)
>http://pastebin.com/wCRBdus6
>https://mega.nz/#!DkNTDTyZ!PUupCOep4RmRcsgI3rNhU_Pk_xcyFbYWnhrq8gwrVv0
Shipfag's Starship Combat Fixes for EotE/AoR/FaD
>http://www.mediafire.com/file/y9w713etmckbs98/Shipfag.JPG
Other Fantasy Flight Games Star Wars Tabletop (Imperial Assault, Star Wars: Destiny and the Star Wars LCG)
>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yN
Fantasy Flight Games Dice App (Works with X-Wing, Armada, the Star Wars RPG system and Imperial Assault)
>http://www.mediafire.com/download/64xy3uy6vepll8v/com.fantasyflightgames.swdice.ver.1.1.4.build.9.apk
Older Star Wars Tabletop (d6, d20/Saga, etc.)
>http://pastebin.com/wXP0LdyJ
Reference Materials & Misc. Resources
>http://pastebin.com/AGFFkSin
All Canon Novels and Comics (via /co/)
>https://mega.co.nz/#F!2R5kDTqQ!WfrDla-jvDIn05U57T9hhQ
Just What IS Canon Anyways?
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Canon#2014_reboot
>http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Timeline_of_canon_media
The Clone Wars Viewing Guide
>http://img.4plebs.org/boards/tg/image/1442/36/1442364889994.png
Writefaggotry
>http://pastebin.com/cJY5FK9T
Shipfag's hangar
>https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByhAdnTlOKOeQnA4SFByUC1aQWM&usp=sharing
Heroes of the Aturi Cluster, co-op X-Wing campaign
>http://dockingbay416.com/campaign
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>>53881718
Having him play other people would probably be good. I'll try to make it happen.
As for variety and play styles, I have a decent collection and haven't run the same list twice against him. So he's experienced getting trounced by all sorts of different enemies.
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I'm having some issues figuring out how crafted droids work. First, if I make a Minion version, its skills go into Group Skills. If the minion assisted a PC, would the PC get the upgraded dice?
Second, if I make a droid (of whatever type), does it gain skills or points to spend like players? Or is there anyway to "upgrade" it? I'm trying to figure out if I can make a little droid assistant (like the little remote that followed Bao-Dur around in Kotor II) for crafting boosts.
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Thoughts on this build? I wish I had Kanan, but I don't. Can this be competitive?
Also, I suck real bad at using Biggs. Somehow, I always get separated from him.
[b]Rey (45)[/b]
[i]Push the Limit (3)[/i]
[i]Finn (5)[/i]
[i]Kyle Katarn (3)[/i]
[i]Engine Upgrade (4)[/i]
[b]Biggs Darklighter (25)[/b]
[i]R4-D6 (1)[/i]
[i]Integrated Astromech (0)[/i]
[b]Captain Rex (14)[/b]
[b][i]Total: 100[/i][/b]
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Malifaux General. Forgetting schemes edition 2017-06-18 05:12:45 Post No.53863536
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Malifaux General. Forgetting schemes edition
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>What is Malifaux?
Malifaux is a 30mm Skirmish Tabletop game, with a focus on completing several different objectives, while denying your opponent their objectives.
Books;
https://mega.nz/#F!M9dyDTrI!eNYCwqvg4iPWy_z-M0P9dw
https://mega.nz/#F!Z9sVSYTS!U2J243KhVsUuOqAnsqTj4A
Statcards by Faction:
https://mega.nz/#F!a8QBgCaD!mMN8jvLMuNKHA5G3nJ0FSg
Book 1 - Basic Rules and first wave of updated (from 1st edition of Malifaux) models
Book 2 - Second wave of updated models
Book 3 - Campaign system and new M2E models
Book 4- New Wave 4 Models
Through the Breach Fated Almanac - Basic rules for the RPG set in Malifaux
Through the Breach Fatemaster Almanac - GM stuff for the RPG
Current Gaining Grounds Tournament Rules:
http://themostexcellentandawesomeforumever-wyrd.com/topic/123837-gaining-grounds-2017/
Discord for Shitposting and other Wyrd related things.
https://discord.gg/p8sevqe
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>>53862126
Having had a good look at the suggestions I've received, I'm likely to go Zoraida, Brewmaster or Lucius. Anyone got any advice as to which is the easiest to play for a Malifaux noob?
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>>53863536
Malifaux Tier list from most fun to least run to play masters?
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>>53864629
Definitely not fun
Hamelin and Brewmaster
it's just uncounterable shit stacking where the stacker doesn't feel like they are jumping over hoops to get stuff done while the opponent feels miserable as countering the stack is either too hard to do, or not worth your time and you slowly grind to death.
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Nobledark 40k 28: Multi-Drug withdrawal eddition 2017-06-13 09:46:45 Post No.53787726
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Nobledark 40k 28: Multi-Drug withdrawal eddition
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Savlar: Because Fuck You, That's Why sub-edition
Welcome to Nobledark Imperium: a relatively light fan rewrite of the Warhammer 40,000 universe, with a generous helping of competence and common sense.
PREVIOUS THREAD: ( >>53557919)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/53557919/
Wiki (HELP NEEDED!):
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Nobledark_Imperium
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Category:Nobledark_Imperium
THREAD FOCUS:
>What are the Zoat, what are they doing and how did they invent the best breakfast cereal?
>Boaz "200% Ahab" Kryptman finds allies
>Is the Silent King doing it for more reasons than because suffering is a game everyone can play?
>Also, how goes Praetoria...? (we really need something on the world of tea and crumpets)
>Bitter victories for Chaos and the horrors to stand against
>The Bloodpact, The Despot and the 4 who put him down
>Still need to finish Dorn, Fulgrim, Lion, and Angron among the primarchs
>Dornfag seems to have dropped off the face of the Earth
>We're desperate for proper writeups of old stuff, and both from notes and archived threads
>More Croneldar/Chaos Ork/CSM stuff?
And, as always:
>More bugs
>More weebs
>More Nobledark battles
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>>53787726
FUCKING DAMNIT FUCKING SHIT FUCKING DAMN IT!
Thread 29
TWENTY FUCKING NINE!
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>>53787726
So it's just wh40k with feminism insted of grimderpness, right?
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>>53788220
No. The grim has been replaced with nobility.
Feminism would be going in entirely the opposite direction.
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/40kg/ Warhammer 40k General 2017-06-22 01:32:31 Post No.53945494
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/40kg/ Warhammer 40k General
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The Joke's On You edition
Previous Thread: >>53943732
>FAQ
https://17890-presscdn-0-51-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Warhammer_40000_Designers_Commentary-ENG.pdf
>Latest news :
https://www.warhammer-community.com
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
https://mega.nz/#F!ToIUlLiR!o91HYGSY9WBNpei5P_2bTw << 8th Edition Rulebook and GW/FW Indices located here
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
>List Builder
http://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#!/rosterCreator#%2FrosterCreator
>WIP Math-hammer doc
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
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first for nerf tau
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Would you care if I used an old genestealer broodlord as a GSC patriarch?
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>>53945494
third for chaos is the best
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Warhammer 40,000 general /40kg/
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Most Play-tested Edition Ever Edition
>FAQ
https://17890-presscdn-0-51-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Warhammer_40000_Designers_Commentary-ENG.pdf
>Latest news :
https://www.warhammer-community.com
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
https://mega.nz/#F!ToIUlLiR!o91HYGSY9WBNpei5P_2bTw << 8th Edition Rulebook and GW/FW Indices located here
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
>List Builder
http://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#!/rosterCreator#%2FrosterCreator
>WIP Math-hammer doc
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
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>>53943732
First for the best primarch
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First for heresy
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>>53943745
Indeed, the best primarch is a dead primarch.
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>actions should have consequences and the game should not hand hold players
Fuck this. Real life has enough of this shit and I'm tired of it. I play pretend to feel like a goddamn hero who can fix the world by swinging his sword or tipping his wand.
Give me my power trip, GM.
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>>53943523
Oh boy, a pointless argument starter, I wonder how long it takes until someone takes the bait.
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>>53943523
I GM to have fun. Watching you solve all problems with no effort is not fun. If you want me to do all the work so that you can have all the fun, you had better be paying me.
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How do I incorporate a big huge cosmic horror conspiracy into a setting that has a standard D&D pantheon where gods grant spells/miracles to clerics.
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>>53941476
Not that hard. Have something alien and outside the Gods be around making things go tits up. Not like it needs to follow the same laws gods do.
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>>53941509
Yeah, but what what *are* the gods in that setup? How can they coexist--how can the divine and the alien be in the same setting without one being false?
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>>53941582
You can play the "There's always a bigger fish" game and kill off a god. When a god dies, do they decompose and fall apart? What does that look like? Would it be something that you can even comprehend?
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Warhammer 40,000 General /40kg/ 2017-06-22 04:31:10 Post No.53940403
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Hunger pains edition.
>FAQ
https://17890-presscdn-0-51-pagely.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Warhammer_40000_Designers_Commentary-ENG.pdf
>Latest news :
https://www.warhammer-community.com
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
https://mega.nz/#F!ToIUlLiR!o91HYGSY9WBNpei5P_2bTw << 8th Edition Rulebook and GW/FW Indices located here
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
>List Builder
http://webapplications-webroster.rhcloud.com/rc/web/#!/rosterCreator#%2FrosterCreator
>WIP Math-hammer doc
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
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Freakshow lists are back baby!
For the Dark City and it's many delights!
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2nd for the Dark Mechanicum!
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Continuation from last thread:
The T-34 was a fantastic tank for what it did. But the parts from a tank made in one factory were rarely compatible with a tank made in another. The quality of Soviet steel also varied. There are so many issues with it. Heck upwards of 80% of them were lost.
This is a fairly good article on the topic. Shows the good, the bad and the ugly.
http://www.operationbarbarossa.net/the-t-34-in-wwii-the-legend-vs-the-performance/
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True Neutral or Chaotic Good?
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>>53940100
True. He's not trying to fuck things up for regular people, he just doesn't give a fuck.
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>>53940100
True Stupid.
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>>53940100
CN, leaning to CG. He is all about freedom, and considers piracy as just having the freedom to go on adventures. He isn't out to help people, mostly he fights villains just to help his friends, but he will drop whatever he's doing to kick a slaver in the head and free random slaves.
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In your humble opinions what would be the best system to use to run a Super Sentai/Kamen Rider themed campaign?
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inb4 GURPS, DnD 3.pf, FATE, and FATAL
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Astrayman: Majinaru Tai
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Mutants and Masterminds could work. I played a Kamen Rider-esque character in one of the Mutants and Masterminds campaigns I've played in.
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Have you ever been board out of your mind and need a game?
You have no access to a computer, proper board game or even your phone. All you have is a pen and a piece of paper, and no other players other than yourself.
Does /tg/ know any type of puzzle-like game that you can randomly draw on a piece of paper, and then spend 10-20 min trying to solve?
>I'm often bored in meetings at work, and need something not obvious to keep my mind awake.
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I dont, but Im very interested in reading the answers.
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>>53939625
I am not sure your boss will appreciate you looking for ways to play with yourself while in meetings on a Korean cave-painting site.
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You could try to square the circle.