Party comes across a bridge with a troll living under it. The troll informs them that it's five golds per person to pass the bridge. Party shrugs, is about to pay, when the troll suddenly digs his purse and hands each of them five ancient large gold coins.
What manner of bizarre, funny, not particularly serious consequences might the party face from this encounter later?
>>53997867
The coins turn out to be treasure bugs.
>>53997867
The coins are actually shields belonging to some kind of halfling race. The troll kept them as trophies but has since then been hounded by the deads families/the ghosts of the fallen and just wants to get rid of them.
Trolland is trying to drum up tourism. They figure if they pay people 5 gold coins they will get excited and end up spending at least 50. They have also added a promenade to the swamp and remodeled Castle Cra'guhn into a shopping mall with trendy stores and family friendly venues.
Yesterday, my Dark Heresy group finally realized I've been playing a StarCraft character for the last seven years.
>>53997328
Well done.
>>53997328
You have my attention, but not my interest.
Post story now.
>>53997328
Hell, it's about time.
We brew the most absurd or retarded d&d 5e monsters, like this one.
>>53996990
This seems pretty legit desu.
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>>53995921
>>53995923
Are there any surrealist RPGs out there, fantasy, modern, horror or otherwise?
>>53993255
>>53993255
Have you tried google?
>>53993489
Yes, I get a whole bunch of video games. I'm asking about tabletop RPGs.
Post a random image
Other anons try to make a character, scenario, item or location based on it
I'll start
>>53992969
The many masked man, i man known for his many masks, and is able to switch them around for different powers or abilities
Ooh, I like these threads. Here, have my contribution.
>>53993096
Adsorbent girl
Once a girl who worked in a sponge factory, is now the same material and product she worked on.
Her skin is now the same textures and properties of sponge, and her breasts and nipples have turned into two sponge helps, who store in all the fluids she drains up.
Her powers are massive draining (which go into her sponge helpers) and massive releasing, spraying the water or absorbed liquid at jet levels of propulsion
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>This week's Monday Meeting Notes:
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>>Question:
>Pretend this is a question and tell me about a character you are going to/are playing/wanna play
>>5th Editions Cliffnotes
>https://pastebin.com/cp0r59da
>>5th Edition actual fucking playtest/survey
>https://blog.white-wolf.com/2017/06/15/v5-pre-alpha-the-curtain-rises/
So did that pathfinder fag get sick of trolling /pfg/ and is now trying to fuck with WoD?
Actually, fuck it, I got a better question:
Have you ever used decidedly NOT WoD/CofD material as inspiration for a WoD/CofD game? Such as a fantasy movie or superhero comics?
>>53990388
nah, I actually want the threads to not be shitthis is my first time making the thread, sorry if I fucked up
So fantasy worlds are often full of monsters. Dragons, hydras, giants, demons, gorgons and other stuff. When we remove the plot armor, how could humanity survive in such a world and develop civilizations?
Bonus points - Humanity is at the bottom of the food chain
>>53990326
Black powder weaponry and a certain amount of belligerence.
Or, you know, pay off the dragon who "rules" the village with gold or some shit, no one really wants to mess with a dragon's shit without good reason.
>>53990326
Once you get to the classical era you're probably fine dealing with most shit thrown at you. It's reaching that era that would be the problem, depending on intelligence and maliciousness getting together in large groups early on could be bad
>>53990326
>magic
>superhumans
>intelligence
>tech
Alright /tg/, I want to think of your favorite model or unit from your favorite game, 40k, Infinity, Warmahordes, what ever. The only rule is no Tanks. Okay, got it in your head?How good in bed are they? And for the sake of shits and giggles, lets assume that they want to have sex of their own free will
>>53989075
I did not read the spoiler text.
I gots two, boss.
>Death Cult Assassins
probably spooky shit likeholding hands and looking into her partner's eyes while in the missionary position
>Crusaders
IMPERATOR VULT, but in bed. Make of that what you will.
>>53989089
... well... shit.... Probably pretty decent.
I want to give the antagonist in an upcoming fantasy campaign I'm writing this goal, but I'm not sure how they will go about destroying a divine being.
Given enough time and resources, what possible methods could there be to kill a deity, for varing levels of 'God'? Gods have been depicted differently in fiction and religion, ranging from powerful corporeal entities to omnipotent creators of the universe. How would you attempt to kill one, given it possesses a certain level of power?
I was inspired by Isaac Asmiov's short story, The Last Answer. http://www.thrivenotes.com/the-last-answer/
>>53987590
Fly up and reverse-piledrive him down to Earth. The fall should cripple him at least.
>>53987688
Is that a reference to the Ballad of Mike Haggar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce9J-J30B3o
Depends on the deity, but if you don't want to go with the "have everyone forget them because gods require prayers" idea, somehow acquiring a weapon that goes beyond their celestial abilities. You know, a weapon that goes against reality itself.
>the GM introduces time traveling to the setting
>not just "stable time loop" time-traveling
>but "infinite off-shoot timelines" time-traveling
>and "going back affects the future reality" time-traveling
>>53987568
>but "infinite off-shoot timelines" time-traveling
>and "going back affects the future reality" time-traveling
Sounds fucking awful, OP.
Actually, didn't WARCRAFT fucking do that?
>op starts a meme anime thread with greentexting
>>53987568
The way I handle time travel, the universe goes out of its way to make sure the current future is not impossible, meaning the butterfly effect is kept to a minimum. Catastrophic changes result in the time travel failing.
Work In Progress - updtated OP post edition
>Citadel Painting Guides:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/drb4mezm6792i/not_citadel_nothing_to_see_here
>Figure painter magazine issues 1-36
https://mega.nz/#F!0AIGDAxL!xOT6MK3oiGpBB1pQaNy5lg
>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Paint_Range_Compatibility_Chart
>Painting Videos only
https://mega.nz/#F!fkcliY4L!mhdmIs2lT3mFG3VwoLO8Qw
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https://mega.co.nz/#F!WUsUlSLb!556OumKLhusFd9Fw5dBMdA
>DIY Lightbox
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyxzC5kqbyw [Embed]
>DIY Spraybooth
http://www.starshipmodeler.com/tech/pa_booth.htm
>DIY Wet Palette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96mjmqWTPfM [Embed]
>Print It Yourself Backgrounds for taking photos of your dudes
http://massivevoodoo.blogspot.com/2010/05/photo-backgrounds.html
>How to Moldlines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4LZ8iCSkeU [Embed]
>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Tkw7ttTIo [Embed]
http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/
>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
http://pastebin.com/p6bVhGsg
>Stripping Paint (yes, the ellipses are part of the URL!)
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...
>Priming With Acrylic Gesso
https://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Priming_With_Acrylic_Gesso
>Green Stuff Casting
http://fromthewarp.blogspot.com/2011/11/molding-and-casting-shoulderpads.html
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/05/21/rubber-molds-green-stuff/
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/07/17/green-stuff-cast-shoulder-pad/
>On the consequences of insufficient ventilation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
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>>53901237
>>53964530
Bump for Saint Duncan (and Slaanesh)
testing testing testing testing
>>53987263
Finally jumped the shark and got my fave models I could never buy because I didn't play 40k at all. Started working on the first one, going for a classic Yellow/Black Bad Moonz scheme and an inverted one for the Morkanaut.
>There's an unwritten understanding among planeswalkers that no Slivers should be summoned within Velis Vel, for fear of causing an ecological catastrophe within Lorwyn's underground.
So what this "ecological catastrophe" is exactly? Global warming?
Source:
>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/savor-flavor/planes-planechase-2009-12-30
Also general MTG Lore Thread.
>>53983736
>giving entire races new found powers, especially those with racial kinship
Did you even read the first part of the image? You'd create super slivers in the cavern, throw in the changelings (all creature types) and you just fucked the entire plane.
>>53983853
This. The catastrophe is the Slivers themselves.
>>53983736
>Cave full of changelings
>Summon sliver
>Holy shit changelings doing changelings
>Holy shit slivers doing sliver things
>Holy shit there's slivers everywhere
>Plane is overrun by slivers and there's no Samuel L. Jackson
>Plane crashed with no survivor, besides slivers
You don't fucking toy with slivers. They're second only to phyrexians when it comes to causing mass extinction.
The Grand Galactic War
the hive reports in.
>>53981910
Good my friend and I will return soon.
Ooc got work so keep thread from dying at least till other people get here.
>>53981977FUCKS SAKE
okay, I can do this.
Any one play this game?
I can't spell :(
>>53977293
I have never even heard of this game
>>53977293
Why is the picture so tiny?
could you post some art from the game?