Who are the bigger assholes?
>>54004630
It's like asking which pile of diarrheic shit smells worse. Can't answer.
The M&Ms. Not only are they cunts, they're inefficient, desperate cunts.
Minotaurs have some serious ego, but they tend to be good at what they do.
>>54004630
Yes
Is it possible to have prostitutes in a game without it being magical realm?
>>54004522
Yes. Is it possible to have a thread talking about prostitutes on /tg/ without it going Magical Realm though?
>>54004522
Only if you're not a giggling neckbeard with the maturity of a child.
In other words, it's impossible for literally everyone on /tg/.
>>54004522
Guide to adding good old-fashioned prostitutes into your game.
Step 1: find out if your group is comfy-cozy with the idea
Step 2: find out how much they're comfortable with (in case they're less comfortable than you in terms of how far you're planning going with this) as well as if they're mature enough to handle it (red flags include laughing at the mention of sexual anything just because it's there and it exists the way it does and if they're known for being stupid with things like that)
Step 3: add hookers
Step 4: play the game and have some good fun with it
Step 5: did I stutter on step 4, have some fun mate
My daughter passed away a year ago and we're going through his things and found some Magic cards.
I tried getting her into Magic around Onslaught block so she had a lot of those, but she didn't really become super invested in it until Innistrad block. She has a lot of cards, I'd wager 1000 or so, from Innistrad onward and about 300 from Onslaught block. She has 20 deckboxes or so which I imagine are fully compiled decks she used for tournaments.
Where can I get all of this valued? I don't really want to go through it all one-by-one, is there a store I should go to? I'm in Austin, TX area. I'm not really into Magic myself (we tried Onslaught as a bonding experiment that didn't take off) so I don't know how to value it.
>>54003330
*her, oops.
Before anyone says it, I know it's rude to go through someone's things like this but we're tight on money and thinking it might be worth a couple hundred dollars.
>>54003330
I'll give you ten dollars, that's the best I can do.
>selling your dead kids prized possessions
How heretical are the Dark Angels?
>>54003162
Not
>>54003162
Nada
the most loyal chapter
Will space opera ever be possible?
>what is Metabarons.
>>54001885
At some point we'll get out to space with enough development that someone will fund an opera production, so sure.
>>54001885
No, because Humanity lacks the reproductive capacity to actually expand beyond our own world anymore.
Case in point: the only countries with the capacity to launch starships lack the capacity to maintain their own population. You think Africa is going to have 4.7 kids per woman when they're all living like Americans?
This is the only world we will ever have, might as well get comfortable with our grave mates.
What kind of food does your party typically eat on adventures?
>>53999369
The flesh and blood of GODS.
>>53999369
everything that is not fast or high-level enough to get away
our alchemist deals with all the poisonous stuff just fine
>>53999369
Everything.
Hunger is the best ingrediant
T1 Kill Edition
If you have the turn 1, do you go for it every time? What if you know they play blue? What if it's game 3 and you know they play blue?
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>Active Legacy Forums
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>Current Legacy Metagame
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>Top 5 Breakdown (May 26, 2016)
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>Utilizing Cabal Therapy (Old but still good)
http://www.channelfireball.com/home/legacy-weapon-therapy-session/
Deck Database
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>>53998582
>If you have the turn 1, do you go for it every time? What if you know they play blue? What if it's game 3 and you know they play blue?
With belcher you go for it, and that game 3 that's risky, you hope you end up with a gitaxian probe to see how safe it is, or you go for the storm kill.
>>53998874
Well with Belcher you definitely jam it. But what about other decks that can t1 but also have a bit more play to them, like ANT . Think about a sample hand:
[USea, fetchland, ponder, ritual, ritual, infernal, LED]
Do you jam a t1 ad nauseam, or do you ponder and look for discard and/or a t2 pif kill?
>>53998582
Why not just play r/b thou
ITT: post mtg humor
Anything Magic: The Gathering related that makes you laugh.
This just happened a couple minutes ago
>>53994234
I got a few jokes haha:
>the gatewatch
>mtg lore
>amonkhet power level
>wotc playtesting
>>53994263
>playtesting
Who do you think would be the better ruler, should they seize the Iron Throne?
The argument for Daenerys: Daenerys is clearly more compassionate and understanding of her subjects than Stannis. Her liberation of the slaves is pretty admirable, and unlike Stannis, she can make compromises with people. It's quite impressive that she was able to take three prominent cities in Slaver's Bay despite being a foreign teenager. Like Stannis, she can also dispense harsh justice to wrongdoers such as her crucifixion of the Grand Masters and has a notion of right and wrong. However, she often lets her own emotions cloud her judgments, and the conflict in Meereen is a clear sign that she's not the perfect queen we originally expected her to be. Her unwillingness to accept that her father deserved his downfall is worrying, as this means that she would possibly punish everyone allied to Robert if she ever took the Throne.
The argument for Stannis: Stannis has had far more experience in a leadership role, ruling Dragonstone for many years as well as being a skilled naval commander. The fact that he was able to rule the Targaryen stronghold for so many years without conflict is a testament to his ruling capability. His notion of justice is in a way admirable, in his belief that no good or bad deeds must go ignored, and that good and bad acts don't wash each other out. By saving the Wall, it's clear that he's the only King that cares about the threat of the Others and acts to save the realm. However, his extreme stubbornness is a huge misgiving, as it makes ruling a feudalistic kingdom that much harder. His refusal to ally himself with either Renly or Robb Stark was borderline retarded, and his cold withdrawn personality makes it much harder to gain allies. It's clear that he lacks the political pragmatism that men like Tywin Lannister possessed in order to rule the realm effectively.
Thoughts?
>>53994117
Renly
>>53994117
Basted off what we have seen so far, Kelly C would be an awful ruler and Westeros would suffer under her. Though the show will probably end with her being le best queen ever and everyone lover her.
Stannis would be a dutiful ruler, the only thing noteworthy about him being the circumstances in which he became king.
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http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
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Thread Question:
Does cartoony or otherwise non serious artwork have a place in present day magic?
Fuck Sheldon.
This version is only going to get more expensive, isn't it. Waiting for rotation isn't going to make this any better?
>>53993928
>Thread Question
It should make up the majority of Unstable.
What are some pernicious fantasy memes?
I'll start:
>Elves are prodigiously accurate with their arrows
>>53991487
>Dwarves always have a scottish accent.
>Always.
It's kind of what kept me from playing them.
>>53991487
How is that harmful in any way? Their racial power is literally 'If you missed, roll again' so they ARE super accurate.
>>53991487
>Orcs are always dumb savages that rape and pillage
Then again, the noble savage thing is equally true as well so I guess no one wins.
Work In Progress - "Hordes of Primaris Marines" edition
>Citadel Painting Guides:
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>Figure painter magazine issues 1-36
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>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
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>DIY Lightbox
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>DIY Spraybooth
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>DIY Wet Palette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=96mjmqWTPfM
>How to Moldlines
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>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
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>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
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>Stripping Paint (yes, the ellipses are part of the URL!)
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>Green Stuff Casting
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http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/05/21/rubber-molds-green-stuff/
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/07/17/green-stuff-cast-shoulder-pad/
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>>53901237
>>53964530
Doing some kitbashing on my Dark Imperium lads to fix some posing I found a tad awkward. I'm pretty happy with 'em so far but I'm not sure if I want to swap out Sgt. #2's combat knife for a frag grenade.
What do y'all think? Anything I should fix/add besides moldlines and some gap filing?These are some really nice models, I gotta say. I was doubtful when they were first revealed but they've really grown on me.
40k question - any thoughts on what color schemes look good on Cadian Guard besides the standard green/khaki?
>>53989894
>Flesh Tearers accepting primaris
Somthing feels odd
>Dungeons and Dagons
Dungeons and Dragons with Lovecraftian pantheon, every caster in the system is stark raving mad and fellating an Elder God for his powers.
>Shadowfun
A system about a team of mercs spreading fun in a world, where fun was forbidden by the corporations.
You have to perform the acts of terrorism against the state, such as instant parties, dressing up as clowns and pulling pranks on unwitting people.
>Word of Darkness
The game's plot centers around the alternative version of Bible, which describes what came before the world created by the God - the Darkness. The game's characters are creatures and monsters created by this primordial Darkness who are simply trying to survive being actively rejected by the world itself.
>>53982827
>Male the Awakening
It's /pol/ in book form.
>Ass Magica
Gay furries having sex.
>>53983163
>Ass Magica
>Gay furries having sex.
Please, that's obviously gay wizards having sex.
For gay furries, you're wanting Bone Wolf.
>World of Dankness
Pretty much just Mage only everyone plays a Virtual Adept with Memes as a focus.
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Infinity is a 28mm scale futuristic skirmish game by Corvus Belli where a box of guys from "Outrage" causes a lot of outrage among players.
>All the rules are for free. Buying the books is only relevant for fluff:
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>Catalog of fluff, dossiers, and unit models
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>>53922571
Biggest news this week is a new teaser for "Aristeia!" the board game
https://youtu.be/Ff0FdgharxE
July releases:
Yu-Jing Zhanying hacker
Nomads Riot Grrls box
Rodok Missile launcher
Sukuel Missile launcher
6 model box - no profiles yet Emily, Beba, Domovoi, Nakadai, Uhahu, Jethro
repacks:
Teutonic knights
Ekdromoi 2 blister
REMOVE FURRIES
REMOVE NOMADS remove nomads
REMOVE KEBAB
No fun edition
>>53965328
Banned in EDH in 3....2.....1.....
Well this is a game winner in limited, stupid in EDH, and will probably see standard play if black-containing midrange or control decks are a thing.
It's also probably going to look great in foil.