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>>54209428

I didn't expect such a candid reply.

>>54209428
A gaming company wants to make money.

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

>>54209458
I don't think the surprise is that they want to make money, everyone knows that. The surprise is that he was so upfront about the reasoning, no pussy footing around or sugar coating.

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>still no Kemono friends jump

>>54208129
Yes, though I'm most interested in the psyker bits.

In truth I'm more likely to toe the Undivided line than being Aligned to any single god.

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>>54208291
>Jumps Done Quick

There, in high security gorilla prison, Soma Chakun finally learned the value of life when he stabbed his cellmate to death with a banana, and was sentenced to death by overconsumption of bananas, and ironic end to Soma Chakun, or so he thought.

At the day of his trial, Soma Chakun viciously mauled the clergyman meant to make his final moments peaceful, and broke out of jail.

By smiling and looking like every other gorilla in the world, he was able to evade authority and flee the island with the corpse of a ferryman.

Paddling with all of his might, Soma finally arrived at the other side of this massive body of water, and celebrated by beating his chest until he fell comatose.

When Soma Chakun awoke he was surrounded by human children, which he decided promptly not to eat. From these human children he learned the meaning of love and compassion for the entire three hours he was with them, before he promptly decided to eat them.

There, from the crunching of undeveloped bones he realized his true calling in life; Soma Chakun then attempted to swim back over the body of water, drowning instantly. There in his watery grave he was hauled out by a fishing boat.

The fishergorilla violently administered cpr, which Soma reacted to by biting his face off. Returning to gorilla society, he acquired a law degree and sentenced many innocent gorillas to death by overconsumption of bananas.

Years later, as he grew bored of watching gorillas puke up bananas, he wandered into the Hidden Banana School and promptly stole three hundred bananas worth of ninja spells. Memorizing all of them while dressing like a trash bag, Soma than vowed to take on the gorilla ninja oath to sneak and spy very stealthily for their own gain.

Thus begins our hero’s adventure as he travels across the sea again to the great unknown.

Sounds like a great backstory op, you just hate fun

This is hilarious

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>>54205484

The term "full retard" originated with a line that was basically "Your mistake was you went full retard. You never go full retard". This quote makes no sense

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>>54205532
And the word "literally" used to actually mean "literally" and not "figuratively".
What's your point?

>>54201544
D&D is now as fucking old as fucking Gilgamesh.
Now I'll never fucking finish the Forgotten Realms.

>>54201544
He gets killed in the middle ages because he assumed he would be able to survive there.

Hey, who's excited for the new edition of Traveller? Now that Hasbro owns the license, we might see the world's most popular role-playing game getting an even bigger share of the market!

>>54201544
He uses it to fuck bitches and snort coke

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In Book Four (), Nemesis travelled to the Gothic Empire, a part of the galaxy ruled over by aliens who had modelled their society on Victorian England, in order to halt an invasion by Torquemada’s Termites. After thwarting an attack on Queen Victoria on one of the brick moons of Britannia, Nemesis decided to recruit the ABC Warriors, ancient combat robots with uncanny abilities, to aid him in his war. Torquemada, meanwhile, has found himself a new and more powerful body, one cobbled together from alien corpses. Will this be their final confrontation?
__No.__


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First for there's nothing to talk about so hey does anyone want to give criticism on my WIP fimir BT?

>>54173435
Reading through it and I agree with you on the Shearls ability to disappear in the mists. It should be a 9" distance or at least 10".

First among cowards seems ok in its current iteration, leave it be.

Drop healing from Lisart's Blessing entirely and let it be a roll off between -1 rend or +1 to wound.

How do I make a competitive Seraphon army? All I can think of that might stand up to current meta listts is the thunderquake/shadowstrike combo list and maaaaybe a hyper-aggressive double carno bloodclaw list with a shadowstrike. Even then these lists are so weak vs even mid teir armies theyll just gett shit on if the opponent is halfway decent.

>>54212351
Depends on how good the sex is.

>>54212351
>every year you sacrifice 10 people for great fishing rights
>less people, more food
>still suffering the same rigors of life otherwise; disease, infant mortality, etc
Sounds like it'd be one of those crazy insular yet idyllic societies like in Wicker Man where if you find out they sacrifice you as part of the yearly tribute.

Nice fetish you got there OP

I'm lying IT'S SHIT

Advanced Fighting Fantasy simply has "skill" which is all your physical stuff except taking hits (which is another stat I forget the name of... stamina maybe?). You also have magic and luck.

I quite liked it. It felt like my wizard really did have to sacrifice something in exchange for spellcasting utility.

>>54204739
In Kult's early edition Hand to Hand combat depended on STRength + AGIlity. In any game a warrior should have high STR and high AGI.

>>54204739

Greasy fizzique...

>>54198595
He was at fault for sending retard dogs to do the work of a trusted brother.

>>54198623
This has nothing to do with the 6th you ignorant ape, why do you dinndus always go right to bitching about them? Stop deflecting the blame

The Thousand Sons dindu nuffin. Magnus on the other hand. He did sumthin

>>54195456
"Everything is said in character unless you say otherwise"

So now when you go and talk about overthrowing the king, you get arrested, all your stuff taken and tortured. Shut up and play properly

>>54195456
Not playing with strangers over the internets. Shittery is immediately apparent after 5 minutes of face to face conversation.

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Handing out a setting packet and testing people on the information in it.

>>54192623
>Will Matt ever let someone finally die?
Lolno. He can't because of the format of the show.

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>>54192623
You realize it's all fake and scripted, like wrestling, right?

It'll be 4 hours of:

"Oh great and powerful X, we need your boon to defeat Vecna"
>Okay. Go do Y for me
"But I don't want to do Y. Can't you see how important this is?"
>Okay roll charm
>NAT 20 LULULU
>Okay here is a boon

Rinse, repeat.

Can I roll persuasion and ask them if they can maybe chill?

>>54189544
>Male barbarians step into Rome
>They are unfamiliar and uncomfortable with their new surroundings

>barbarians step into the city
>they are unfamiliar and uncomfortable with their new surroundings

>>54173926
And the alliance between the Rumar and the Raltekian empire is good news for us

>>54174126
Yes,it is.Now that the Perfected have been driven back,the Rumar can focus on the hunt.

Has any Perfected movement been spotted?Such as weapon smuggling,or skirmishes?

>>54174253
Several scouts have been killed in the border space but no large movement