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>>54436786
>Doesn't hurt
Same happened to me. The painlessness scared the hell out of me.

>>54436786

Dont have any fresh ones at the moment but the thumb and forefinger of my right hand have a pretty decent number of scars on them that i've accumulated over the years. Most of them from someone bothering me while i was lobbying.

>>54436786
Jeez man, be more careful.

Holy shit did you just copy and paste a bunch of pages from 1d4chan
Jesus Christ fucking kill yourself

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>>54436725

Get with the times man. Lurk a bit before you blow your spaghetti.

>The Order of Skra
A collection of law enforcers from all over the lands, be they guards, executioners, bounty hunters, ect, who meet in secret to discuss and plan out how to best enforce the cosmic law of Skra, an order god who's rules our nonsensical and strange to anyone outside of the cult. They believe that by enforcing these laws to the letter, and punishing anyone who breaks them (even if they don't realize it), they are keeping the order of the universe in line.

Blue and orange colors because why not?

>Axe Breakers
With roots in 11th Century England, this society works to restablish the nation's borders and monarchies before the "Pagan invasion"

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>>54435440
Dumb shortstack poster.

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>>54435440
OUT

>>54434864
You're thinking of D&D and D&D is like anti-realism.

nerds enjoy obsessing over minutiae

Its entirely stupid argument because most people didn't walk around in armour during these periods.

>>54434741
Oh, right, I forgot this movie was coming out...

>>54433164
use the catalog please

40k crossovers are the worst kind of threads.

What formats is FoGP banned in? I used it in my Night March list with Vespiquen.

>>54434695
play a 1-of wally or switch to virgen instead
there's an event deck coming out in the fall

>>54434633
Why the noble knights of the Chicken of course, who though cursed with terrible lycanthropy, have boldly eradicated the wheat beetles causing famine. Their leader was unfortunately slain in a vicious sneak attack by Mr. Mittens.

My group was in a dungeon where, unbeknown to them, they were being tested by the spiritual forces that resided within, in order to see if they were worthy of... bla bla bla, the same old shtick.

They find a secret door, and inside is a pedestal with a highly ornate and obviously magical rapier (which two of the characters used), resting upon a similarly ornate/magical chain shirt that the two other characters used.

Next to them, a young girl, with a blank expression, simply requests, "Please do not take these items." Of course, my players didn't want to pass up such great items, but they knew that something bad would happen if they just took them, they decided they needed more information before they could make a decision. Pretty standard method of action. And, the only way they could get more information was from the girl.

I didn't want to spoil everything, and more importantly I wanted this to just be a short test so we could go on to the next part. Also, since she was just the physical manifestation of a minor spiritual entity, she didn't need to do any more than fulfill her task as a test giver. So, I decided she would be like a NPC from a video game. She would only respond with "No" or, if a negative answer would confuse the players or the players decided to get crafty and ask something like "Can we NOT take these items?", she would simply reply "Please do not take these items."

>>54434697
The conversation was pretty much:
P1: Can you tell us about these items?
DM: No.
P2: Can we ask your name?"
DM: No.
P1: What are you doing here?
DM: No.
P3: Are these items important to you?
DM: Please do not take these items.

The players kept at it for a few minutes, until the bard decided to use a perform check to "Awaken her dormant soul etc." and rolled a 19. As such, I decided I might as well say that she shed a single tear.

At this point, my players could no longer stand it. And they ended up doing something I was completely unprepared for.

>>54434705
One of them scooped her up, put her on his shoulder, and decided they were going to take her. They quickly began to argue as to which one of them was going to carry her, completely ignoring the amazing magical items less than an arm's reach away, and talking about how she was the cutest thing in the entire world. They decided to name her "Noh", since it was what she replied when asked her name.

They then carried her through the dungeon, risking themselves many times in order to keep/protect her. After the third time she slowly walked back towards the items when she was left alone during a battle (accompanied each time with each player screaming her name), they decided to go back, put the items on her, and then continue carrying her around.

I had added this whole test as a bit of a side thing, and didn't know what to do. At the completion of the whole thing, their reward was to have a spirit bound to one of their magic items, corresponding with what virtues they exhibited the most through out the dungeon. As a bit of a side bonus (since she was practically a construct anyway), I decided that a spirit would also be bound to Noh, but the complete binding would take some time, and that the players would be able to take her out of the dungeon. My players were so happy, and they concluded that along with the rest of the adventure (which they seemed to enjoy), this was the best session they've had in years.

I feel bad.

Depends. They both go for different styles of game.

>>54434060
GURPS if you're too autistic, Fate if you're not autistic enough.

GURPS.

FATE is absolute power-wank trash where you can't even die unless you want to. You have to "consent" to your character being killed because Evil Hat are SJWs, who also fill their games with pro-fag bullshit that just makes everyone cringe. The system also has weird-ass combat rules despite trying to be abstract, and the special snowflake +/- dice sold for 6 bucks a set are kikery at its finest. Don't bother with FATE, it's hot trash. A game that could have been explained in 30 pages is fluffed up to 200 and put on sale even though it's hardly worth anything. The second edition was better, though honestly the entire game is fucking shit. The skill pyramid is the only good idea in it.

This is really bad. I mean, RISUS is a bad game to start, so I can't exactly fault you there. But for fuck's sake. You could have at least made up your own system but trying to make something out of RISUS? The only value it has is as a thought experiment. Actually playing it is just disturbing. If you want a rules light game picking something good. Not RISUS.

>>54433984
Oh hey the sperg who doesn't like risus