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As a gm , I'm looking for a universe / technology that can threaten 40k.

>5% shitposting allowance
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I saw on a thread years ago a fictional universe where the space battles took nanoseconds.


That kinda stuff.
As much fluff or reference as possible.
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>>54442489
Or ultra spooky supernatural stuff could also work.
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>>54442489

Gunbuster. Both Gunbuster humanity and the Space Monsters they fight look juuuust enough like something 40k would think they could take, but would find out quickly how wrong that is.

Space Monsters... imagine if Tyranids laid their eggs in suns, had psychic powers that let them FTL on a dime, can spit balls of plasma that can penetrate clean through a moon before exploding and taking out half of your fleet that was using that moon for cover...

And there are more space monsters than there are Tyranids. A lot more. One swarm that attacks Earth is a group of them so numerous that the swarm of space monsters was enough to fill the entire orbital area of pluto around the sun.

The Gunbuster fought such monsters by the trillions, and by the end of the war was outdated tech.

Gunbuster HUMANS, for example, eventually say 'fuck it' and turn Jupiter into a massive black hole bomb, FTL it into the center of Space Monster territory, and wipe more than 50% of the stars in the milky way off the map in one go.

This ultimately fails to stop the space monsters.

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>Figure painter magazine issues 1-36
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>Paint range compatibility chart across manufacturers
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>DIY Spraybooth
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>Fuckin Magnets how do they work?
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http://www.miniwargaming.com/magnet-guide
http://www.bolterandchainsword.com/topic/297605-tutorial-magnetisation/

>List of mini manufacturers for converting and proxy
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>Stripping Paint (yes, the ellipses are part of the URL!)
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Dakka_Modeling_FAQ:_How_to_Strip...

>Priming With Acrylic Gesso
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>Green Stuff Casting
http://fromthewarp.blogspot.com/2011/11/molding-and-casting-shoulderpads.html
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/05/21/rubber-molds-green-stuff/
http://masteroftheforge.com/2012/07/17/green-stuff-cast-shoulder-pad/

>On the consequences of insufficient ventilation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronic_solvent-induced_encephalopathy
http://www.hse.gov.uk/pubns/indg273.pdf

>Archive 1.1.0.7.6.3
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I could use some feedback and tips on how to improve my nurgle cucks. I am thinking:
- Wash the armor with SEPIA or QuickShade-Light tone
- Add highlights on the mutations
- Wash swords with darktone
- add rust streaks and silver+dark chips and perhaps some washes here
- Paint eyes/lenses red/orange

I should have thought the color scheme through.. FUCK


Previously an anon made a comment to add more green, but wouldnt that turn this is into Nurgle Dark Angels scheme?

Also primer went on like shit so i had to strip and redid it. Fuckin hassle that was.
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>>54441901
here are basically all my nurgle models, some where still being stripped. Basically its the 2 starter sets
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/wipg/, i'd like to put forward a theory.
Celestra grey and dryad bark represent the duality of man.
Celestra grey represents all of the worst things about humanity. Anger, jealousy, but mostly anger.
On the other hand, dryad bark represents the very best of humanity. Because it's just so damn easy to get smooth coats with.

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Why is it that most every female caster I see in fiction (be it D&D or Warhammer) is a gorgeous woman in the prime of her life?
This is more often than not a clear contrast with men, who evidently go out of their way to purposely cultivate the "wizened old man" look to inspire respect or get their enemies to underestimate them.

Why is this usually never the case with women?
Is this perhaps male oriented bias? Or is it a cultural standard based on our own vain history?
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>>54440077
It all boils down to literally every single person ever going "how can you sell products to men if they have women in them who aren't hot????????" to the point that it happens by instinct.
Captcha: Select all the images with skirts.
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>>54440077
ugly women get no respect anon. Nothing they can do, no matter how much power they have, will earn the respect ofothers. they can inspire terror, fear, or horror, but not repect. Even a matronly woman who is 'handsome' is only given a small token of respect for her skill at being handsome, and not for her experience or her skills.

this is not condoning feminism, but it's simply how human brains are hardwired. Attention is given to women who look beautiful, and it is only given to women whom do not if they overwhelm with other qualities.
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Bored at work, so let's make an inquisitor using the creation table

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Inquisitor_Creation_Tables

Rules: first three roles are the candidates. I roll a 1d3 to determine which roll is chosen, unless majority wish to go with a certain choice over another

First off, our gender. Roll a 1d100
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>>54439563
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Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>54439587
Im an idiot
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Rolled 46 (1d100)


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I've been playing dnd since 3.0, played 3.5, 4, back to 3.5 and am currently playing 5, but I have never played another pen and paper rpg game. So, people on this board who always say dnd sucks, time to tell me what is better.

Some rules; I want a fantasy game, no sci-fi, western or anything else, just fantasy. Nothing "rules light" I want a lot of crunch, though avoiding "bad complexity".

In my mind, social interactions don't really require rules or a system, and mostly just good DM and player skills, but if a system is designed to make social situations better, I'm game. I think dnd really under utilizes skills and I think it would be cool to play a game where they matter more, and with better rules for "adventuring" - basically shit that isn't social interactions or combat" - exploring, surviving, sneaking around, looking for clues etc.

For combat I am looking for good tactical combat, preferably on a grid or hex system. I think combat is very boring when it devolves into you and your enemies standing next to each other, swinging swords till somebody drops. I want combat that encourages movement, and interacting with the terrain. I want cool spells, and for martials not to be boring as fuck.
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>>54439004
Burning Wheel, GURPS, 13thage, Mythras (or Runequest 6),
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So basically you want to play 4E
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>>54439004
>I want cool spells, and for martials not to be boring as fuck.
>martials

You are too broken

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Initiation time!
What are the best Metamagics?
What are the worst Metamagics?
Who smoked enough crack to put Divination as a metamagic?
Have you gone on a metaplanar quest and how did it go?
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>>54437847
>>54437866
Did not think I'd get an answer this comprehensive. In all honesty I just wanted to know the limits of magic since all I had going on was the Returns trilogy and that had only generic elemental bolts and a few support spells. Now that you describe it to me it sounds way overpowered. I thought there'd be some limit to what you can make people do. The concept of a mage using mind control magic to manipulate his way to the top of a corporation or enact a masterplan seems like it'd make a fantastic side character or villain.
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>>54438021
> The concept of a mage using mind control magic to manipulate his way to the top of a corporation or enact a masterplan seems like it'd make a fantastic side character or villain.

Did you miss the part where you don't exist or cast spells in a void? Corps have their own mages omae, they watch for shit like that. You're not that brilliant or inventive that you're the first person to think of the concept.

This is the exact thing that people are paranoid about mages doing.
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>>54438070
derp, please excuse me then

>tfw a knight claims that his blade has been blessed, and he will defeat me.
>The blade breaks the moment he hits me with it.

I felt merciful that day, so I only took his horse and told him to beat it. I laughed fairly hard as he ran out screaming like a female. Any tales regarding the blundering mortals my fellows?
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How do we fix the white dragon problem? Should they even be allowed to be considered dragons, let alone free to insult the intelligence of other races?
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Song Dragon here. Any other dragons have a problem with humans trying to get their inter-species diplomacy on?

I just want to hang out in my little wood and pet my unicorns, but every day it's bards trying to seduce me. So help me, if I hear one more 'lay the dragon' pun I'm going to crap on their castle.
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>>54437740
>le Social Justice Wyrm
>le Drake Priviledge meme
get out

Do inmates play Dungeons and Dragons?

Would they even be allowed to?
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>>54437097
>Do inmates play Dungeons and Dragons?

Yes.

>Would they even be allowed to?

If not in maximum security/solitary, yes.
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>>54437166
Do you know if it is common?
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>>54437191

There are plenty of nerds and people convicted of white collar/non-violent who would have played or have an interest in playing D&D to pass time. It's common enough that people ask about it or discuss it once in a while online.

The thing is, gang groupings and gambling aren't allowed, so you have to use things like paper to replace the dice, and you want to make sure the guards know what you're doing is harmless. They won't bust you for playing Scrabble, but a bunch of similar looking guys hanging out? Gang related. Bunch of guys tossing dice? Contraband and gambling.

If The Culture were to show up in 40k how do you think the Galaxy would fair?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Culture_series
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Also dumping cool scfi art.
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>>54436096

The culture would wipe the floor with everyone else. Gridfire will completely obliterate any 40k space force, making even the Necrons and hive fleets a complete joke.

Gridfire, for those not in the know, is punching holes in the fabric of spacetime to an alternate dimension of pure antimatter that exists between our universe and the next one over. Gridfire attacks involve making hundreds of such punctures inside of the enemy ship from afar.

This also leads into why they would be a hell of a problem for the warp. The Minds already punch holes in alternate dimensions for quick travel, firepower, or even just for storage. Indeed, one of the things the minds consider high priority is coordinating their efforts so that they can continue to do this without accidentally destroying an entire dimension by having it collapse in on itself from overmanipulation, since the effects of that would be catastrophic (we were using that dimension for shit).

This establishes that the culture, if they feel pressed, can probably collapse a dimension on purpose.

Once they are made aware of the existence of the warp, sealing it away or destroying it is going to be high on their list of priorities.
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>>54436096
http://archiveofourown.org/works/649448/chapters/1181375
I havnt actually read it

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>join new gaming group
>one girl
>be the only guy who isnt a fat fuck
>im not exactly healthy but I take personal grooming seriously
>DM clearly has a thing for the one female in the game
>we're hitting it off super well
>he starts having monsters laser-focus on my character, the rogue attempting to hide
>literally turns multiple encounters into some kind of autistic tower defense game where my character woop woop woops around past my team mate and the monsters suicide on everyone's AoOs.
>after a few weeks, me and DM's interest are dating
>make out in front of him
>fuck her in the bathroom of the university where we play games
>oddly enough, most of the other people at the table don't care
>dm is increasingly agitated with me
>literally messages my GF on facebook and gets into a huge spergout with her, calling her a bitch and a slut and a this and a that
>gf is really upset, stops coming to DnD
>keep going, because now I want to rub it in his face
>eventually the relationship goes south(she discovered jesus and suddenly gaming, not going to church and shouting "jesus cocksucking christ" all the time is not allowed)
>new girl at DnD group
>DM's been working this angle for a long time apparantly
>we hit it off right away again
>start hanging out
>talking to her, find out she's gay
>that's cool, because she's actually a pretty cool person to hang with anyway
>DM catches us hanging out one day
>same story as the year before, calling her a slut a whore etc on facebook
>shows up at my house
>literally crying and asking me why I'm going out of my way to ruin his chances at pounding puss puss(basically that scene from grandmas boy)
>room mate walks by, drunker than hell
>"how about you lose some fucking weight you fat fucking faggot" and then stumbles into his room
>DM storms out
>drops out of school
>basically a neet now, other people in the gaming group told me he's been in and out of mental institutions, tried to kill himself a few times
>bright side is, he lost weight
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uh well

>be evil fighter
>tell everyone im not good
>i just act good as fuck
>people start to trust me
>since this is 3.5, eventually level 18
>basically unkillable due to my christmas tree of weapons and items
>finally help the DM's obsessed with character regain her throne
>yay you did it you saved me
>ha ha no I didnt
>what
>I'm going to be your husband now, and you're going to make me king, or i'm going to fucking murder you
>end up fighting off the palace guards, killing them all, killing her sister, two brothers, the court wizards(including ones the DM just pulled out of his ass to fuck me)
>unarmed beat the newly restored queen to death
>entire table is looking at me with jaws hanging open
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>>54435454
What the hell is with all the sudden frog posting with inane questions? Is someone trying to force frog posting as something acceptable instead of something ridiculous? It looks like it's all done by the same shits how artist, too.
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>>54435454
>Dating a cute girl
>Caring that a fatfuck called "dibs"
>Evil

The only evil thing here would be if someone were lying on the internet.

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So it seems like this is pretty much Shadowrun during the beginning of the 6th World.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27PYKvF-Qek

Thoughts?
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>>54433164
I mean, I'll definitely give it a watch. Worst case scenario, it's really bad and I've wasted my time. Best case scenario, we get the best Shadowrun movie ever made. I'll take those odds.
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>>54433164
Wow yeah this basically is. Wonder if we get Dunkelzahn revealed at the end of the credits
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>>54433164
>Thoughts?
With this being an obvious racism allegory, it makes me wonder if RPG books made in the 6th world, do they give the different races different stats, or do they make them all the same to avoid being racist/sexist like how most mainstream RPG books avoid giving different stats to men and women?

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So what are some actually cool or creative curses a weapon or other magic artifact might have to discourage a sap from tossing it away? Let's face it, curses that boil down to 'you can't drop this item now, fuck you' are more tedious than they are interesting for the player or the DM.

Bonus points for curse ideas players are likely to think they can handle, but which will gradually tie a noose around their characters. It's much more fun for everyone when a character is hoist by their own petard.

One I had way back was a blade that liked killing so much that it automatically made critical hits worse...but it also did the same for its wielder, since it didn't give a shit as long as someone was dying. A bit basic, I'll admit.
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>>54430376
Right now my DM has given my character a Glaive with an outsider-like entity contacting them. The weapon by itself is pretty powerful and can potentially become stronger than most artifact weapons, granted that character kills 8 living creatures with souls. Although this is difficult as we are in Barovia where souls are limited. The deal that was struck is that once my character takes Strahd's life, the dark power will then take theirs.
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>>54430446
This sounds like an altogether bad deal for that character.
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My DM thought he was clever, and would make really smart curses that would give us power, but destroy us in the long run.
He was wrong. All his "deals with the devil" largely amounted to our characters unknowingly sacrificing our children. Sounds bad? Yes. But in practice, none of us ever MET our children in the game, and a few of us didn't even know any even existed. Sacrificing something you don't even know you have is a cost anyone can bear.

Another time, he gave us this super powerful sword (seriously, look at it's stats, it's fucking broken), that supposedly ate your soul and made you evil and shit. But the player who wielded it was already a murderhobo, so all it happened was him becoming a godlike murderhobo.

Here it is. The Leveler.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gUjGyBIC6GPzAGwp7VNevJzGEDRGIiYh9yscGTlbJMQ/edit

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What is a good alternative to 5e? i am looking for:

Better skill system

More options for character creation

That it can be high power but that players dont become behemots that dont care about npcs and other things just because they can shit things up easily with powers and dice rolls
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That it can be high power but that players dont become behemots that dont care about npcs and other things just because they can shit things up easily with powers and dice rolls

That's nothing to do with the system. If your players stop caring about NPC's the second they can somehow ignore or overpower them, which ruleset you choose isn't going to help.
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>>54429350
Check Shadow of the Demon Lord.

Personally, I think it's more or less what 5e should have been.

Just look out to not cut yourself with the edge.
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I would recommend looking at Runequest or GURPS. In either system player characters can't resolve 100% of problems on their own, and will have to look at other solutions like NPCs. The skill system and character creation in both are a clip ahead of 5E. Also what >>54429512 said, along with Fantasy Craft. SotDL is underrated and it might be exactly what you are looking for.

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How do you /elf/?
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Just curious what will happen with the kuroinu thread on tg.
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Like so

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could Sigsimund,Lucius, Loken etc. of been able to best Sanguinius, Angron etc.
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Didn't Luther beat The Lion in a fair 1 on 1 duel?
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Outside of special circumstances, such as one of them being Dreadnaught or the other one being fag-ass painting, no.
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>>54427323
Well didn't Luther best the Lion

and didn't a female assassin, M'shen destroy Curze in a fight as well


it's rare, but it can happen

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