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>>54546188
Roll over and die I guess

Pop off like the best?

Go down like the rest.

Summon the prophet Muhammed and use him to tell Hassan to chill the fuck out.

>>54546067
Because 3e fans had spent hundreds of dollars buying all the splatbooks for 3e and proved to be even more angry grognards than 2e fans, thus the irreconcilable hatred that lingers to this day and forevermore.

>>54546067
what are you talking about, give some examples

>the misinformation and disinformation lingers even today

The only thing that lingers is 4rrie butthurt.

"Losing the Edition War" seems to weigh pretty heavily on their minds, to the point where just seeing "3.5" is enough to trigger them.

Yo, anon who was asking for more undead companions. Here you go, first of the lot.

Steam-Commander Kharn the Bloodied (200 CP):
“Yeah yeah yeah, I’ve ‘eard PLEN’Y of Proudmoore and Wrynn’s bargains fer peace. ‘Ere’s tha thing, lassy - what’s war done but drive our industry and progress?”

Kharn lived and died on the battlefield, whether it was fighting the Dark Iron, the Orcish Horde, or the Undead Scourge. Even when he became an undead, and was subsequently freed in Sylvanas’ rebellion against the Lich King and the Dreadlords, he didn’t let undeath’s depression slow him. Oh no - now he had all of eternity to fight. To improve upon his steam armor, to earn his unliving in warfare. He became a mercenary - The Bloodied, whose tinkering skill, powerful steam armor, and mind for tactics were quickly tales of horror and woe.

And now this dwarf’s contract has come to your hands, and he’s willing to work for free - for he recognizes that the lands you will traverse to are but more and more legendary battlefields. He comes with his custom-made and improved steam armor, the CQU-“Red Sun,” which has 500 Steam Points of customization and a custom-made engine of his own design: A shrieking ball of pistons and gear that powers the Red Sun through blood harvested in combat, and the skull of an acolyte brimming with necromantic energies.

>>54545688
>Maybe? I'll have to think about it;I'm not quite sure how to get it to work that way.
I was thinking of that mostly because of this clause in the perk:
> On flipside, if you could not normally exist in the real world, the
rose might be able to have the reverse effect and allow you to go there without
needing to make additional sacrifices.
I mainly just want to give Mary a rose.

Perhaps the "Blank" rose could just be white, waiting for someone other than the jumper to imprint on it?

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Oreimo Jump 1-A:
CP:1000
Drawbacks:
Yan-Chan [+200]
Gender: Male
Origin: Otaku
Perks:
Good Girls Can Be a little Bad [-100]
There’s Some Nasty Groups Out There [Free]
Secretly a Princess [-100]
Those We Look Towards [-200]
I Totally Know Kung Fu [-300]
Gear:
Apartment Complex [-400]
Eternal Convention Pass [Free]
Otaku Apartment Heaven [-100]

Circle [Free]

I started a journal around this time. It was full of small things, a bunch of pictures are taped here and there. Seven friends all together. Yan-Chan’s handwriting holds up margins meandering between commenting on my grammar to talking about children’s names. Youth is seen here, in many of it’s facets.
What’s this… a DEED!?

K-ON! Jump 1-B:
CP: 1000
That’s In the Past Now [Free]
The Beast Within [-100]
The Heart [-200]
We’re Friends Now, Nothing Changes That [-300]
Gear:
Giita [Free]

Import [-400]

A pair of guitar picks, broken from wear, sit next to a youthful group. Another page is turned and I have to stop for a moment to laugh as I noted the Chunni as fuck name our band had, seriously which one of us came up that. It may have been just some Garage Band but I was actually pretty good if I recall. I had a talent for… well just about anything I ever really put my hand to, just had to frame it as a game and boom everything started making sense.

>>54544005
Me? Well...

Horizon Seeker's Guide: This would basically bring back Planescape and Spelljammer by putting the relevant details into one sourcebook. This would be a sourcebook for DMs who want to run "cosmic" campaigns, either metaphysical (planewalker) or literal (spelljammer). Add in rules for shaping your own cosmology and universe, notable locations from the Planes, and races from both setting - Gith, Bariaur, Rogue Modrons, Giff, Scro - and you've got a real hit package.

Well of Worlds: A complete guidebook to all of the big campaign settings of TSR. Throw in a basic summary, essential 5e mechanics (Inheritance rules for Birthright, Defiling rules/Defiler tradition for Dark Sun, etc) and the "greatest hits" races, and you'd have everything you need to officially update your setting to 5e.

Realm Shaper's Guide: A DM's sourcebook aimed at doing alternative forms of fantasy setting. Want to do an Oriental Adventures setting? A Weird Western? Sword & Sandals? Everything you need for the more unconventional D&D game.

Crown-Crushing Champions: Epic level characters are a D&D tradition. Basic had the Immortals rules, Advanced had... not sure, 3e had the Epic Level Handbook, 4e backed epic tier right into the core rules. It's time 5e got on the bandwagon.

Nentir Vale Gazetteer: A complete sourcebook for all lore relating to the "Nentir Vale/Points of Light" setting of 4e. Why is this its own thing? 1: It was actually supposed to come out for 4e, and was nearly ready to hit the printers, but they canceled it. 2: To circumvent all the grognards who'd refuse to buy Well of Worlds if it had Nentir Vale in it.

So... what, no 5e fan has at least one dream book for if WoTC finally decided to stop beating a dead horse and give us something that isn't based on/set in the Forgotten Realms?

>>54544742

Well, there's always Eberron.
Personally I'd like some Dark Sun love.
Al-Qadim setting continent is technically already part of Forgotten Realms, but other than one or two passing mentions in SCAG they seem to have... forgotten about it, same for Kara-Tur.

>>54543607
Rifts or Exalted,

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>>54543607
Welll... my homebrew setting. I'm the loremaster and one of the players. We got leyships and holy sects of assassins killing people which are considered to waste their lives, so they may reincarnate and do better.

Although it isn't only weird, I think it is boring that way. I also justify "standard" things as "Underdarks", which ties in to gravity being a propriety of souls. Then comes in the weird part, dubbed "sacrophysics".

>>54544941
Tell us more

>>54543512
>player playing wizard is stupid enough not to have prepared his prepared lists.
You're playing with the wrong people, I see.

>>54543512
>Playing a caster
>Not having your shit together
These two elements should not be combined.

>>54543512
>I can't be bothered to prepare my prepared spell list
Well, I guess you can't be bothered to play a prepared faster. Roll a new character.

>>54542936

I feel like that's below them. That's the kind of stuff that happens in 40k without any of the gods' direct input. Life is just that shitty.

>>54542936

Yeah, maybe. Khorn hates Slaanesh, and Tzeench hates Nurgle, and none of them really get along well. But they're capable of working together.

>>54542936
Yes, but they would be perpetually trying to find ways of backstabbing each other through out the whole process.

>>54542908

Is it time to have add a section for alternative rulesets like we have miniatures? I think most people don't see T9A as the spiritual successor to Fantasy anymore.

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>>54542793
>With that said, Widowmaker might have actually been useful.

It permanently wounded Slaanesh, so yeah, probably would have.

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Are chocolate elves a thing, or are they just vanilla with blond or black hair?

>>54542148
Just wait till Black Panther comes out.


Okay, memes aside, probably a bit more feudal, with corps acting more like their own provinces rather than their own states.

Read Houllebecq's "Submission"

Add megacorps, augments, and neon

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>>54542366
>Read Houllebecq's "Submission"
Wait a second, are you trying to make me upset again?

>>54542058

To say she smells like fish and has crabs is a understatement.

>>54542568
I get that she's not a human, and would have different standards, but it's hard to imagine someone ever using a crab shell like that as anything but a joke

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>>54542651
So THAT is how you use these damn shells!

Grixis is like 20% of the metagame now, more than Miracles ever was. I can honestly see Top being unbanned if anything. But it's most likely that nothing will change for a long time in Legacy B&Rs now.

Meanwhile, my Miracles list has now become UW Stoneblade so it's all good. Back to Basics mainboard wins games.

>>54541847
No one cares about this dead ass format, nothing will be banned because no one plays it

>>54542858
>This poster's face when he finds out that Team Constructed is coming to the Pro Tour and Legacy will infact be shown at Pro Tours

>>54541738
Why isn't Muppet a player race?

>>54541756
because muppets are traditionally harvested for food by standard races

Optimization is boring as fuck, you are why d&d is kill

Book of Botanical Etchings, Information, and Magickal Correspondences

I read it all the time! Super expensive and well-bound. I traded some secrets out of it with sentient mushrooms for access to their secret tunnel to the tomato goddess shrine actually. Besides that I use it for all sorts of things - rituals, cooking, first aid, amusement, etc.

>>54540694

trashy romance novels. she secretly hopes to be carried off on a white horse by a prince-y guy into the sunset to a castle, where they'll have a hundred babies together.

a girl can dream

>>54540694
Fortunes. From palms of friends, knuckle bones of strangers and viscera of enemies.

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>>54540430
>Players tell GM to knock it off with his oh-so-awesome GMPC Hannibal

>>54540430
Fuck it. I'm in. What's your address, and should I bring snacks?

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>player suggests that Hannibal intends to circumnavigate Massalia and march his armies over the Alps

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stop making them so early
this is autistic
it's a fucking online image board in a thread about a fucking card game
your infatuation with hating or not hating a discord is pathetic

Haha, OP, you seemed to have forgotten the Discord info. Here it is:

/tg/ EDH General Discord
https://discord.gg/UE9Vqzu

Don't beat yourself up about it though. Just try to be less forgetful next time.

>>54540352
But how can he make sure that no one links Discord in the OP if he doesn't start a thread 150 posts early?

>>54540352
I feel like any of that could be turned back on you. Like, if it's pathetic to care about something like that, why is it that you care so much?