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>>43469165
I have fired tear gas into a mosh pit before if that counts.

>>43469165
>Am I the only one who thinks Noise Marines make more sense as servants of Khorne than as servants Slaneesh?
Yes.

Noise Marines are about excess, not killing. Slaanesh would be equally pleased if they were Noise Marines not killing people but still with the same level of excess.

And the mosh pits I have been in have been pretty nice. Yeah, we'd beat each other up, but if someone fell we'd help them up or let people out if they'd had enough.

>>43469165

True.


Noise Marines are by lore Slaaneshi and should still be, but would be nice if Khornates could have their own counter-part. It would even fit nicely in the tabletop, a Noise Berserker could buff a couple units around him.

>>43469032

Damn I can't complain 1st gen is is favorite.

Trainer
>Chocolate Milk
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>Bulbasaur (Lvl 5)
PC
>None
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>None

>>43469089

Into the forest with very little confidence

>>43469106

Ok, we'll take it

Trainer
>Chocolate Milk
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>Bulbasaur (Lvl 8)
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>None
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>None

>>43468583
An A.I. of a level of sophistication well beyond what the public has access to.

>>43468583
It's like commercial-grade but cheaper.

Just what it says on the tin. It's an AI so good it can get up to some bad shit, so the military likes it because it can do bad shit to the bad guys, and no one else is usually suppsoed to have one, because if it does bad shit on its own volition it can be a bad thing.

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Old thread's this way: >>43420342

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Nephilim are hard.

Black because graveyard shenanigans. Blue because artifacts. White because enchantments. Green because creatures, but not really?

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>>43468446
Black and blue definitely, and at a stretch green and white. Slap on land abilities and it definitely becomes green. There will be edge cases where it not being an artifact or enchantment could cause some rule kerfuffles.

I like it because it's clearly not red while still reasonably each of its other colors. Good job.

That's stupid.

You're stupid.

>>43468381
No one would ever update, and the weapon would forever be +1.

Then people would be pissed because some people have a better sword, because they picked up the newer model and it started at +2.

And then people would be pissed because their new sword is only ever +3 if you pay extra money monthly, otherwise it is +1.

Also people will be pissed because they upgrade their +2, but it turns into a +1 because they "fixed" it.

tl;dr it would be stupid. You're stupid.

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>>43468381

Also ale

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>>43467761
>viral

nya ha, would make a watchable cartoon.
precue to kickstarter campaign ?

>>43470082
Not as far as I know, I've been marathoning the series for the last week and a half and I was wondering what /tg/thought about the series, with it being /tg/ related

>>43467416
would they even have the money

>>43467431
No?

>>43467416
depends, we don't have enough financial knowledge of both companies to see how it would affect them properly.

depending on the level of integration, it could be a good move. GW has more expertise with modeling, tolling and distribution, even if the decisions they sometimes make on the business side are utterly dumb. FFG is kind of the reverse, shrewd business sense, but lacks expertise in the creation of minis, which is why iirc X-wing is farmed out to a 3rd party for actual model production.

the acquisition of GW would also give FFG storefronts and shelf space to use for advertising and sales of all the ranges assuming they can handle the overhead.

FFG's writing arm makes decent rules for its games, and it has no delusions about the fact it is a games company.

hard to say, could be best thing ever or the worst possible nightmare for customers.

>>43467398
maro is a bitch ass nigga and needs to let MTG break the mold.

MaRo is a sack of shit who coddles blue and lets them break the pie all the time, despite him saying blue is too strong

>>43467398
>adding a bunch of retarded lol multiplayer cards
>omg these retarded cards are too broken!
Jesus fucking christ

>>43467203
English speak you goodly

>grey
You mean gray, right?

>>43467344
Gray, more like, gay, amirite gaise.

>>43467018
I haven;t had an rpg group that didn't have at least one woman.

The tabletop wargame scene around here is dead so I don't know who plays.

I have played with a few females in my DMing career. Probably like, 4 over the course of 10 years?

None ever lasted more than a few sessions, and most never made it to one. At least two were such miserable people the group refused to play if they were going to.

I've played with a few, but only two have proven to be reliable and long-term. Of the other four I've played with, one played an entire campaign and then didn't play any more because she wasn't interested in the subsequent games, three separate girls played for a few weeks and then stopped.

>>43466922
Why not just send a dude to the top of the hill and watch what's happening, then wait for the other side to have the same idea?

>>43466971

How do the hill-top messenger communicate over distance without having their messages intercepted?

>>43466811
I didn't at all enjoy Rome 2 when it released, and during the Free Weekend for Atilla it didn't run worth a damn on my computer which is in the tippity top 1%, and it was coded to poorly utilize what it had.

I'll wait to see how it turns out. But this isn't /v/, so why is this here?

Because Warhammer is /tg/, and /v/ is a cesspit.

>>43466933
Yes, /v/ is a cesspit.

I'm on the wait and see. Atilla fixed most of the Rome 2 problems from what I'm told, but I'm still mad so I skipped out on it. If it works and looks good, and runs well (which is a problem CA has issues with, Atilla was so poorly optimized it's insulting), then I have no problems picking it up.

Hell it doesn't even have to look good.

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After you healed the boy your life became a flurry of activity. Once you'd gotten him back to your brother's palace you had to stave off the constant advances of your brother's slaves, waiting eagerly for the boy to awaken. When finally he opened his eyes for the first time since he fell on the battlefield he muttered only vagaries of a beautiful woman's voice calling to him, muttering insensate before collapsing back onto the bed and falling asleep once more.

Simultaneously disappointed and curious, you allowed yourself to be dragged away by your brother's giggling servants. Much to Chryssa's obvious discomfort, though none of your other companions seemed to care. You remained distracted by your thoughts regarding your subject, or patient rather, even as they laid you out on a padded table made of the finest Elaudian wood, polished to a shine. The heavy scent of incense and opium did little to settle your nerves, and though the head girl in particular seemed a skilled masseuse you felt no more relaxed when four hours later Darzi's voice, heavy with melancholy, intruded upon a rather pleasant bath.

You dressed quickly, in little else besides your loose-fitting silk pants and the light robes you wear underneath your other clothing, and rushed up to the bedroom which you'd relegated the boy to. He sat there in a padded aketon, covered in dried blood, ravenously consuming a plate of rose water rice and herb-crusted lamb. Over the course of a lengthy interrogation you learned that he remembered not his name, his family, his friends, nor his home.

He remembered your language well and seemed to have a loose grasp on the customs of your people, his ignorance excusable by humble origins, but for all intents and purposes whoever he was before you brought him back was gone. He was born anew, a blank slate.

(1/9, buckle your anus.)

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By no stretch of the imagination could you have called the results desirable. Sure he was alive, but there was essentially nothing of his old self left. He would occasionally experience brief moments of revelation upon exposure to something he was likely familiar with previously, but there was no context to frame why he enjoyed something, or knew some tidbit of information. You resolved to keep him as a guest in your brother's palace, under your protection, until you could figure out what to do with him.

After your experiences with the boy, the next day you resolved to meditate upon the nature of your own soul. You had hoped to glean some insight into the nature of souls and their function. It took some doing, but eventually you found a secluded area of the courtyard where you could meditate in peace. Thus, beneath the boughs of an ancient fig tree, you allowed yourself to sink into a trance.

Stripping the outer shell of your divine core proved a surprisingly relaxing task. You noted with no small amount of curiosity that the shell was of a different color than usual. Rather than a brilliant gleaming gold, it seemed almost dull. Like the luster had been drained from your soul. You also found the golden mantle far more uniform in density than in your previous efforts to erode it away and reach the shard at its center. It took much longer for your magic to eat through the strange substance than the last time you tried this meditation, and there were no 'soft' points either.

Upon finally reaching the core you did not find some ragged stone crust surrounding that piece of the gods which grants you life, but a carapace of dull black metal. You poked and prodded the substance, briefly lamenting that you've yet to conceive of terms for the various layers of the soul, before ultimately finding it inert. Your Earth magic did not erode so much as a dent, no matter how forcefully you plied your vys.

(2/9)

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Only then did it occur to you that your memories remained intact. You did not forget anything of major import, though there were many minor gaps in your recollection of the last few months you could well attribute to the natural fading of memory. A thought occurred to you, perhaps the hard stone cage which once encased your soul's core was composed of those memories you hold most dear? By reinforcing it, and by increasing your prowess with Metal magic, you have built up that shell, filling in the gaps using new memories.

It's an interesting theory, and one which seemed to hold more than a grain of truth. Looking back on it, the mantle of your soul had indeed seemed thinner than in your previous attempts, despite being denser all around.

Regardless, it was at that point you ceased your endless pondering and finally began your meditation in earnest. The task of reinforcing the shell was a simple one, and in no time at all the dull metal had given way to brilliant gold. So bright you felt nearly blinded by its brilliance.

At the conclusion of your meditation you did not faint, as you had in prior attempts. While unbelievably weary you felt well enough to dine with your brother and his wife. You'd heard of her in a vague sense, the daughter of a Marzban in service of Satrap al-Latif of Marqash. Her father was Maalik Najem, known as the Two-Blooded in honor of his Samrajyan father. The stories surrounding his birth have become a sort of folk legend.

(3/9(

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>>43466400
>had to deal with a few traps too many in my most recent venture. And not the ones you find in a dungeon.
Elaborate

>>43467081
>Elaborate

Basically the GM made it so pretty much every "female" without tits prob had a dick down there. No explanation just... it loomed over the setting. I dunno.

>>43466400
Send them my way, I could use a few more delicious traps for my sex dungeon.

I wish new Ezuri was better.

I wish RW got something interesting.

>>43466197
He's perfect to replace Vorel, which was getting stale, and I couldn't get enough value out of him most of the time.