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some of you loyalists are alright. don't go to Istvaan V tomorrow
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thanks senpai
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Why does Horus remind me of Bill O'Reilly here?
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>>43647266
Horus, master of the no spin zone.
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Vertical Tank Quest 26 2015-11-15 03:08:24 Post No.43647145
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You are ROY POWERS, a Vertical Tank Commander!
You've finally arrived at the combined Tilean/Breton army camp, and the whole place was a veritable hive of activity. Despite having united, you could see that the Tileans and Bretons were still clearly delineated, with the camp being practically split in half. Then again, it was probably simpler that way. You could see the soldiers and knights from either side going about their regular duties. Bannon and Parker had gone off to debrief with Sawyer, but before they left, they had tasked you with overseeing Egan's studies of the recovered Reikland tech you had brought back with you.
"You've certainly brought back a lot of new toys." Egan says appreciatively, though her famously stoic face doesn't express it. She paces along the rows of Panther wreckage you had salvaged, as well as the intact undead soldiers you had seized from a cargo shipment.
"Well, this might take a while, and I'm just one scientist." Egan puts on a pair of work gloves and goggles. "What do you want me to work on first?"
>The undead soldiers.
>The Panthers
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>The undead soldiers
Insert witty joke.
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>>43647145
>>The undead soldiers.
These are more relevant to the entire front. The Panthers are still a far lesser threat overall.
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>>43647145
>>The undead soldiers.
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Your /tg/ related trigger(s) 2015-11-15 02:57:25 Post No.43647003
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Your /tg/ related trigger(s)
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>I'm playing a bard
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>Magnus did something wrong
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Is this what you do? Just go on /tg/ and make bait threads?In all seriousness "Lol, it's what my character would do." types
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>>43647003
>players using PvP to push other people around
>>43647013
This, also. Especially combined with the above.
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Who can realistically go toe to toe with this badass?
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Santa Claus.
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Uchiha Madara.
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So what's the single edgiest thing in a tabletop game ever?
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Probably this.
Yes, there's the d100, but that's more of a dimpled golf ball than a die.
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I don't think you had good intentions when you made this thread OP.
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OP's facebook
how do people move laterally through capital ships in 40k?
the fuckers are huge, and elevators go up and down so how do people go side to side?
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>>43646776
Alright, this is crazy, now, but imagine this: an elevator, except the rails are horizontal.
Otherwise known as a fucking train.
Jesus Christ just how painfully sheltered are you that you forgot that machines built for high-speed lateral movement exist.
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>>43646776
iirc in the 'Xnoble of Mars' novels they use train-like devices.
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>elevators go up and down
It's space. Up is where you choose.
It's really, REALLY fucking common in sci-fi for large ships to be built like skyscrapers with people climbing "up" to the bow and "down" to the stern. I'm going to take a wild guess and say it applies to 40k too.
And even if not, >>43646845.
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Pathfinder General /pfg/ 2015-11-15 02:14:08 Post No.43646368
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Pathfinder General /pfg/
Weaboo fightan magick edition.
If you are asking for build advice, please mention which third-party books are allowed. If you do not say anything, we will assume DSP/SoP is allowed.
Unified /pfg/ link repository:
http://pastebin.com/HwxEjiKW
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>Rubberskin, for example, converts all bludgeoning damage taken into nonlethal.
After a couple minutes that means she'll be passed out and taking lethal.
Plus I'm fairly sure that would count as piercing damage since you're perforating shit, rather than bruising it.
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>That one custom spell you wish you didn't find in your party's wizard's spellbook.
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>>43646368
gotta love heroes who die, get back up, tell the bbeg "fuck you", then die again.
>tfw you will never be a lich
>civilizations will never rise and fall while you neet it out with your skelliebros
Also undeath general.
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>As civilization collapses around them, wise skellingtons are living out their days playing board games and spending NEETbux on anime figurines
2spooky4me
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What immortal undead gets the most ladies? Being a magical skeleton is cool, but I don't want to give up my, ah... special inflatable bone.
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>He thinks you need flesh to fuck
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Warhammer 40K: End Times? 2015-11-15 01:55:39 Post No.43646079
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Warhammer 40K: End Times?
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In the event of a Warhammer 40K: End Times, how would you like to see the plot advance?
The Imperium takes the offensive against all enemy factions after being beaten down by everyone during the Second Battle of Terra with all other factions in Civil Wars and the Imperium on the offensive?
Or perhaps the Imperium is destroyed and they are reduced to massive fleets roaming the galaxy looking for a better home, Battlestar Galactica style?
Perhaps you have your own ideas on how it should progress?
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Do you WANT Age of Sigmar? Because this is how you get Age of Sigmar, Lana!
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>>43646079
If the Imperium wins that would be hilarious, seeing as super grim dark 40k has a happy ending compared to the brighter Warhammer Fantasy.
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I'm just curious what people would want if there was no choice. All in all, it hopefully does not come to this.
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Is it tacky or cliche to let the PC's become kings or otherwise rise to an important position? Does it limit them too much to be taken out of the full-time murderhobo profession?
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yes
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It's a good epilogue.
Let's say the Imperium will be destroyed if you can't get a date with a Sister of Battle. What's the surest way to a bolter bitch's heart?
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>>43645935
Calling her a bitch probably ain't the best way to start.
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>>43645935
Show her the evidence that no, I'm not lying when I say that the Imperium will be destroyed if I can't get a date with a Sister of Battle. She'll do her duty.
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>>43645935
Skill in battle, piety to the Emperor and rock hard abs.
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DBZ Space Alcoholic Quest #30 2015-11-15 01:37:49 Post No.43645853
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DBZ Space Alcoholic Quest #30
Eail (ID: !75oB74o.zs)
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LAST TIME ON SAQ
BITCH WE ON EURF AGAIN
IT'S TIME TO PARTY
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>Ask shit at ask.fm/qmeail
>Previous threads http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=DBZ%20Space%20Alcoholic%20Quest
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>>43645853
As you and Goku start to talk about working on a training regimine of some sort together, you notice some small ship landing incredibly close by, and Lo and Behold who would emerge but your favorite blue haired woman in the galaxy.
"I can't believe none of you came to get me! Leaving me behind for something like this, jerks, the lot of you!" Bulma fumes as she stomps out of her copter, before noticing you nearby and squeeling in delight, rushing over and throwing herself into your arms and hugging you tightly
"Arctus!" She happily exclaims, while you can see Vegeta looking at you with Gohan next to her.
Welp, you've gotten yorself into quite the pickle here, good job old sport, the woman that you would say is likely your closest friend on this planet is currently hugging you like you're about to disappear, and you really have no idea if Vegeta is the jealous type, this sorta thing never really came up before after all.
Still, Bulma is your friend, and it'd be kind of a dick move to just act cold to her after not seeing each other for months after your somewhat sudden departure from Earth.
All eyes are on you.
>"Good to see you again Bulma!"
>Hug her back
>Pat her head
>Try to escape
>Write in
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>"Good to see you again Bulma!"
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>>43645871
>"Good to see you again Bulma!"
"Hows things been?"
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Fallen Alchemist Quest II 2015-11-15 00:59:53 Post No.43645431
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Fallen Alchemist Quest II
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Recap: With the loss of his wife, Marcel finds himself unwilling to continue living. Unable to end his life by his own hand, he takes a mission from the guild in hopes that it will be the end of him. The Alchemist's friends have sent Sir Richard of the Beastkin Queendom to be his bodyguard on this quest. http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/43629908/#43633012
Marcel thanked the Professor for the roster sheet and made his way to back of the caravan line to where the witch was. Jack hadn't put the Witch in a good light, but most magic users were a little arrogant. Especially if they're good.
Choose:
>Enter with an offering (Last bottle of wine)
>Just enter
>Knock, before entering
>write in
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Marcel
Race: Human
Class: Alchemist
Special: Broken Leylines (Cannot use Wizardry or Sorcery), Lucky Forager (Occasionally stumbles across food & ingredients while traveling)
Equipment: masterwork Backpack, spade, bedroll, waterflask, Rationsx5, 2 raspberry wine flasks, sunrodsx4, flint & steel, matchesx20, belt with three pouches, Flash Flaskx5, Flash Freeze vialx4, Tanglefoot bagx4, Prickly tanglefoot bagx2, Healing potionx5, Bear arms oilx2, Spit-fire wand, spell ink vial, brush, paper sheetsx3, Iron Wood Shield, Lucerne hammer, Wraith Chalk (Box of 6)
Recipe Book:
>Sunrod
>Matches
>Ironwood
>Potion of healing
>Tanglefoot bag
>Flash Flask
>Flash Freeze Flask
>Antidote
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Hank bump
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Penis Dog bump
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>game has going on for 4 months
>This is normal, since our games are very long
>Around the third sessions one of the PCs (a male rogue) was hit by a spell when trying to open a trapped chest.
>He's turned into a female. We think this will be just a comedic thing for a couple games.
>Time goes on and the rogue stays the same. Much of the character development is him trying to reassert his masculinity despite his mind starting to become "female".
>It reaches a point when she is secretly attracted to men and wants to look cute.
>Another PC is a paladin. They were buddies at the start but their relationship starts to change. They even mock marry at a point to get into a temple. Rogue also realizes she hates when other girls flirt with him.
>Things get physical. They actually kiss a couple times. Then last game there is a joust and our pally takes part. He is losing and the rogue remembers he previously said he is very attracted to his female self. She suddenly stands up and yells "If you win I'll have sex with you as a reward!!!" in front of everyone, before turning "red as a tomato". He just answers "deal".
>mfw everyone seems to think this is fun and not a shitty joke that has dragged on for way too long.
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Sounds pretty neat. Perhaps you hate fun?
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Sounds pretty fake. And pretty stupid to boot.
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>>43645425
What's really stupid is how a bit of /tg/ think that everything that isn't GRIM DARKNESS is fake.
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>A member of the party is a runaway royal
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>"A ___ is ___"
>Disapproving picture.
Kill yourself.
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>>43645309
This.
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>>43645270
>A member of the party is long-lost royalty
>they're really upset about it and pissed off this missing side of the family never contacted them
>"FINE. RUN your little kingdom. You didn't have time for me, I don't have time for you."
>plothook is never resolved