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Build a wall.

>>43724495
Why is Trump ruling over Canada?

>>43724495
No really why is Trump ruling over Canada?

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oh just went to their site

SoB Retributor is one of their heroes

though this is apparently more of a top down shooter objective based game (so more like Magicka Wizard Wars) than DOTA or LOL

though why couldt they have just used the Dawn of War 2 Engine/graphics.

>>43724223
Because it's targeted to 40k fans, they can eat up all kinds of shitty graphics or disservice just to play with 40k shoehorned into any genre possible.
or at least, I would

>>43724664
well regicide graphically wasnt bad

just really confusing gameplay wise

man is god on earth as god is man in heaven

>>43724016
Gods got bored of elves; wanted something different.

>>43724016
Hardware updates.

>>43723633

Let's do this, lewd times, ho!

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>>43723718
Hi hi
Alright let me remember... we were going to the shopping district with Athena, Lyann and Portia, right?

Going to get some jewelry and clothes for Portia, and I think Ellie asked us to get flour for her.

For now, Portia is wearing one of Lyann's more modest robes so we need to get her her own clothes.

So, wanna go visit Tazar or Grumnir first?

>>43723633
Miellewds-guy here, I'll be sporadic for a bit.

Choose a new perk

>Junkie (Rank 2)
you can kick off the habit much easier [Better resolution for future addictions]

>Brawler (Rank 3)
You punches are more devastating [Additional bonus in unarmed checks]

>Lady killer (Rank 3)
Most women will let their guard down when you hypnotize them with your smooth words and charming eyes.

>Voices (Rank 1)
Can you hear them? their soft and harmless whispers echoes inside your head [Will affect sanity]

>Robotic experts (Rank 2)
You can issue more complex commands to some robots.

>None [Save it for the next shuffle]

>>43723473
>>Brawler (Rank 3)

>>43724002
oh, hello anon.

>>43723462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3Jredj3n7k

>>43723513
>Guilty Gear

Yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_nTdyac3oI

>>43723462
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko9faqVDfJc

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Lawful good human Clerik

>Given up at birth
>Raised by armed holy order
>Holy order deals with really nightmarish shit for nobles and lords in return for generous "donations".
>Finds strength in his faith and loyalty to order
>Even though top brass is corrupt as sin

His guilty pleasure is whores and gambling, skirting the holy scriptures on technicalities.

>"Thou shall not take earthly pleasures in bedding"
>Bangs whores anywhere but on a bed

He still gets whipped every time he's caught, but back is too scarred to really hurt.

>"I've been flogged for whoring so many times I considered just getting the girls to do it in advance, but apparently that costs extra."

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true neutral half-beastman

>short
>has perception and intelligence above physical strength
>gunner for hire , lived with her clan till the leaders of the mercenary guild got assassinated
>clans started fighting eachother for the reign
>she traveled to another continent after the clans shattered

> sense of morals: it is not a crime if no one witnessed it
>dead people are suffering less than the living
>trust nobody , not even nobody

>fighting style: i have yet to meet someone who can outsmart BOOLIT

>musketeer/stealth build

>got da fluffy tail

>>43726008
i dont get it , i am on phone and it posts the image sideways at random times

Why do you keep posting your comic here, Scott? No one cares.

Is picking up a shortbow and a few arrows at chargen really that hard of a concept, you should be able to use rocks as an improvised weapon at least. What is the baby even playing?

>>43723047
Baby's playing a chaos dragon or something like that. It's got low int, is CN, and the DM decides what it does based on the baby rolling a giant, foam D20.

>Me and the mad scientist kidnap a cultist
>Tie him to a chair
>"Blah blah I feer you not for you are insignificant blah blah!"
>We get the sledgehammer out
>Guy begins to get worried, still doesn't crack
>Take sledgehammer, apply to kneecap
>Turns out most cultists don't have that high a pain tolerance, who knew?
>Learn that these chucklefucks are planning something big, a fancy ritual
>Inform party members
>Together, crash ritual
>andeveryonewasakungfufightan.jpeg
>Beat up a bunch of cultists, didn't stop the ritual however
>Assholes summon some sort of gibbering mindblasting atrocity
>GM has us roll for SAN and for our ability to not run away screaming
>Every single one of us ace the roll
>character pulls out his gun, starts firing
>Spy retreats, makes a call
>Mad Scientist pulls out a mad science grenade
>AmnesiaGirl starts on a banishing ritual

Long story short, we all survived, but my guy landed in the hospital for awhile.

Anyways, next session, the GM, a bit put out, has us investigate a series of odd disappearances.

>Look into it
>Turns out the mafia are making deals with the deep ones
>Set out to sabotage them
>Do this by setting up the mob boss for murdering a public official
>Said official had actually been in the mobs pocket
>Public wants mob bosses head
>Local mob collapses
>Fishmen loose their suppliers.

Most of the campaign was like this. Our characters all acing our SAN checks and in general beating up the bad guys(Usually with our bear hands) or outsmarting them. Eventually our GM stopped rolling SAN, and the game became less like a CoC game and more like a gritty 1920's pulp adventure.

Of course, the game ended, in probably the most satisfying ways a pulpy two fisted adventure with the Mythos as a backdrop could end.

>>43723053
It was like many, many years later. The youngest character, which was my vigilante, was in his 50's. The Mad Scientist had been replaced by his son, and the Goverment Agent had a new sidekick, and the amnesiac was now the head of the UN's Anti-Eldritch Abomination unit.

See, a massive coup had occured in Spain, of all places, and a new, Cthulhu worshiping regime was in power. Both the USSR and America, as well as all of Europe, were trying to snuff them out.

Thing is, they were attempting to use the resources owning a country would provide to perform a massive ritual. Knowing that the UN wouldn't be able to stop it, the anti-monster unit previously mentioned hired our guys for one last job.

We were to go in, kill the guy in charge, sabotage the ritual, and get out.

Good story, why didnt you play low power lvl m&m ?

>>43722774
It would have devoured the world and then itself.

Big enough to do that.

It was a big spider.

>>43722836
2U + U2

>>43722774
He would be a big guy

>>43722628
There's a sun in there.

Hollow Earth.

>>43722643
The sun is too heavily associated with the more heavenly gods in the slavic pantheon. Veles is in a neverending struggle to shed his material nature and ascend to heaven, only to be struck down by Perun the thunder god and fall back into the earth, representing the cycle of rain.

The idea of light in the underground goes against this representation but I do want to somehow weasel my way out of it, so far I think the most appropriate one would be the glowing animals and plants, but I would like to mix it up a bit.

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>>43722628

You awake in a daze, as bright light shines on your face from a crack in the wall of a log cabin. You make an effort to right yourself, sitting up on the soft and lumpy thing beneath you. It is difficult to keep your balance at first, but a small hand reaches out to steady you, accompanied by a familiarly small voice.

"It's okay to take your time, the blood can be rough on your body at first, but you'll get used to it."

You wipe your eyes, but your vision remains a bit blurry. You are also horribly parched.

>Who's there?
>Help me to my feet
>Water, please
>Other

>>43722471
>>Water, please

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>Leaving our virgin bi waifu like that
It still hurts. We'll visit her, right? Buy that desert again

>>43722221
Why is EP so fucking furry? It makes me not want to run it, even though I like many other parts of it.

That whole uplifted/furry/be any shape thing is fucking horrible in RPGs.

>>43723283
Blame the David Brin influence.

It's still less furry than Here Be Dragons or After The Bomb.

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>>43723305
But Brin's best uplifts don't even have fur.

>>43723283
It wouldn't be too hard to remove the uplift part if it bothers you that much. Just forbid all uplift/critter morphs and forbid the uplift background, and there you go.

>>43717007
>>'43716796
this guy is actually one of my preferred authors and would anyone be interested in a town called Suck-hole As a Gauntlet jump Where reduced to body mod you have to solve a murder in the anti-Southern Gothic post-apocalyptic Township And fight off the daughters of the Confederacy?

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Jumpers! Do you ever use your phenomenal cosmic constitution for comedic effect? If so, how?

>>43722252
You're just trolling at this point. There's no way someone is this impossibly dumb.

It's almost like one is a specialised branch of the other that can afford to put out quality content because it doesn't have to stand on its own

>>43722046
It's almost like GW also once had quality and now it doesn't.

>>43724129
Shareholders don't give a fuck about quality, they care about profit.

That's what happens when you become successful.