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>>43982876
Are you that ningyo hime spammer?

buff brown loli cat girls

I'm sure all these disgusting obese autists will recognise error of their ways after reading your thread and change their behaviour for the bette.
Well done, OP.

He'd act like an elf.

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Methos.

>>43982749
I thought Gilgamesh was never immortal, but was always seeking it?
I'd say it depends on how much he can remember over the ages and if he grows smarter now that he need not worry about death. An ancient immortal that remembers clearly the rise and fall and burning of empire would likely be world weary and want a peaceful pasture that he can live in. If it all becomes a blur after 200 years, he might still be looking the world over for wonders and beauty, both man-made and natural.
Also, if he still suffers from thirst and pain, he'd stay closer to civilization.

Day after

>>43982729
Going back to the ship. We have lots of things to do.

Also, are we returning the Dungeon Heart to see what happens or not?

>>43982761
Anon, why are you in such a rush to not get things done?

We have a mountain of things to do that we've ignored for years in-game.
Even with the Academy's labs open to us, we haven't tried to recreate or use our chemical engineering knowledge.

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>>43982586
Alan Moore wrote a whole series about it; Top 10.

The first book is good, the rest is okay, and then when it's written by other people, it becomes pure fan-fiction level garbage, complete with every single character who isn't in a relationship getting paired off with a brand new character who just showed up, and is a perfect match. Bleh.

>>43982586
Extreme

>>43982586
A lot of places could cease to exist depending on the power levels of people there.

>>43982358
Is that an ork going to skull?

>>43982358

check out The Chronicles of Amber series, by Roger Zelazny

>>43982358

Uh, the big stack next to my bed has Dostoyevsky, Dickens, an Andrew Jackson biography, a book about the Whiskey Rebellion, and one of those nice barnes and nobles collected classics with 4 novels by Hemingway that my GF bought me.

>>43982414

I never got far into these but it wasn't their fault. They seemed like cool books.

I started out GMing. I didn't get to sit down as a player for another 12 years. That campaign lasted one session before I was begged to GM the group again. It was another three years before I could be a player again.

I have GM'd so long, through so many games, that now sitting down as a player leaves a sour taste in my mouth, like I failed at a necessary role at the table. I have been conditioned. I have been trained. I will never again not GM.

My first GM was an anal-retentive rules-lawyer that seemed to outright punish creativity if you were doing anything even slightly not covered by the rules.

I eventually found much better GMs, but my first GM has forever turned me off to caster-classes for refusing to let magic be used in any way other than direct damage or stat-buffs (and arguing with me at every opportunity even on THOSE things, even when the rules were perfectly clear).

Yeah... I just cannot play casters now. Too many memories of complicated rule-fights and generally not being allowed to do anything interesting.

I miss being a GM. The first time I actually played as a player the GM was very devoted to "sandbox play", which basically meant 100% lolz random shenanigans all the time.

I think it really made me aware of the importance of well-placed rails.

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>>43981841
Man.

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Kiwi monsters

>>43981864
Fuck off hippy

Make it completely arbitrary and needlessly complex.

Elder Scrolls has a nice system going if you ignore the fact that Illusion is basically mind control instead of actual illusions. Also wards being part of Restoration (instead of Alteration) is also kinda retarded...

Other than that, it generally makes alot more sense than the arbitrary DnD/Pathfinder spell schools that can't even follow their own logic (Abjuration are protective spells, but Protect from Elements and all the good protective spells are under Transmutation... yeah, Ok.)

>>43981679
Each school/discipline/sphere/circle of magic must have all their spells tied together by a common thread or theme.

That's it.

>>43981323
We're cute pets.

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>>43981323
Noblesse Oblige

>>43981323
Curiosity. We don't exactly understand how bacteria work either.

>>43981217
There is already a thread about this. Grow eyeballs and fuck off.

>>43981241
Fuck you.

>>43981331
No, fuck you. You could have spent literally three seconds to look at the front page and see that there was already a thread for this, but you somehow managed to be too lazy to do even that.

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>>43981157

The quiet, shellshocked air is broken by a distant rumble, a hollow sound that seems to tremble through the air to reach you. Petra looks up at the sound, her face set in a weary expression now that the thrill of victory has started to fade. You're all tired – so tired that you can barely force your body to move, in your case – but that sound indicates a new danger, a new threat steadily working its way towards you. Bangs and crashes, sounding less like footsteps and more like a localised riot, draw closer and louder with each passing moment.

“We should probably run,” Joseph says quietly, his eyes describing a circuit of this unearthly room as he searches for an exit. There is only a single pathway leading out from the room – the same pathway that now echoes with the sound of approaching trouble.

“Run where?” Petra asks, saying what you were all thinking. She drags herself upright and clutches her bloodied sword tightly, glaring towards the sealed portal. There is one final bang, enough to send a shudder running through the grand door, before silence descends.

It doesn't last.

In a titanic explosion of shrapnel and splintered stone, a limp body smashes through the sealed door and lands, bouncing and rolling like a cast off toy, a new metres away from you. It's a demon – one of those cone-headed soldiers that seemed slavishly devoted to serving the Intoxicating One. A few last tongues of supernatural wind – the same gales that hurled the demon through the sealed door – fade away as the soldier dies. Tearing your eyes away from the decaying body, you feel your jaw drop as you see your allies, your friends, rushing to meet you.

“Now that,” Elliot says with a faint smirk, as Fortuna matches his expression, “Is what I call a distraction!”

>>43981162

It's an undeniably cheerful reunion, once the shock and awe have both passed, but your heart isn't in it. There are many happy greetings exchanged – and a few strained ones, as Leon and Joseph lock eyes for a moment before pointedly looking away from each other – but every moment you spend congratulating each other is another moment not spent searching for Marco. Still, it doesn't seem fair to deny your friends their moment of relief and so you allow yourself to sink into the background.

“Petra,” Cassandra says after a while, “Have you set Sati loose yet? She's got her own, uh, her own important work to do.”

“I didn't forget!” Petra protests, sounding remarkably like a child caught stealing sweets, “We've been, ah, busy, yes? Very busy, isn't that right Mia?”

Busy, you reply without paying much attention, all kinds of busy. The sight of something red glittering on the ground – where Maya's titanic corpse once lay – catches your eye and you tune out Petra's triumphant reply. Approaching it, you nudge the red object with your toe. It's a fragment of that vast ruby that had adorned Maya's face, seemingly resisting the same decay that took the rest of her corpse. It looks like it could be worth a fair amount – if you could find a buyer who didn't ask too many questions – or it might have magical properties, but do you really want to take it with you? It could be one last spiteful trap, intended to curse the last part of your journey.

>Take the ruby fragment
>Leave it here
>Tell the others and let them fight over it
>Other

>>43981168
>Take the ruby fragment
Maybe Scathach can do something with it. Or it could just be currency.

False dawn seems like an obvious include but I have no idea what you'd do with it. There's a whole bunch of cards referencing Mirrodin's suns plus a Theros sun god. Also sun titan.

>>43981132
I've seen a helios EDH praise the sun. Spectra ward, wrath of god, Kirtars Wrath, grand abolisher, strong equipment like swords or avacyn stuff.
Can't remember the name but there's "Annex" or something that is white, can be paid in life, and requires enemies to pay to swing at you.

>>43984029
Norn's Annex. Probably just worse than a ghostly prison.

Blood Ravens will just steal Smurf's gear. You can't space marines without weapons and armor.

>>43980919
Now I'm just picturing a scene where the two armies are having a stare down, with the camera shifting back and forth. However, every time the camera shifts back to the Ultramarines, they have less weapons and gear while the Blood Ravens get progressively more.

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>>43980786
Can someone give me dark heresy II pdfs? Much appreciated

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>>43980786

Second for SoB are a meme army and saying things like they would sell better than Marines if they were made in plastic makes you delusional

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>>43980816
Nobody said they would sell better than SM. They would, however, likely sell more than Dark Eldar, which got a massive update, SoB don't.

The assumption is GW will update them when the stuff is sold. Immolator is sold out, so, maybe they'll be sold out soon.

Also....

STOP BULLYING SOB YOU BULLY.

>>43980774
Might aswell see what how you can entertain yourself with while you're here...
You inquire with the nurse "Do you like butt stuff?"
Normally that line always works %5 of the time, but she just sneers. Fucking sith, thought the jedi were the ones with a stick up their ass?
Realizing you're a tech savvy guy, you try your luck with the droid.
"You into buttstuff?"
Servos whirr and beep, and her face lights go red
"I'm afraid my ejection port is exit only, b-baka!"
"Enough!" Shouts the nurse, "I won't have some scum off the streets attack our Sith and fuck our droids. Come on XC"
You use the force to make your stomach growl loudly,
"But, i'm hungry!"
"The cantina droid will be along shortly, now be quiet"
Rude.
YOu wait 10 minutes and sure enough, a small utensil covered droid wheels you in a plate of
>write in food
then
>write in what to do after food.

Same as last time, this is your quest, you decide where to og, who to join, what to buy, post pics/links of shit you want or want to meet.
Old Republic Era btw

>>43980795
Food is boiled red seaworms and gungam brains.

Eat it of course!
Meanwhile, try and move the food to our mouth using the force, like a slob.