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>>44037028
I change the party.

>>44037028
I say the following:

No. I already crossed a line when I had to murder his henchmen that only wanted protect their families you overgrown manchildren!

This is the reason I bloody hate hypocritical moralizers that say these kinds of things.

Whereas the henchmen's fault was that they had no real alternative but to work for the scumbag due to him threatening that he'll murder their families and had to do all the damning things because this, he is too dangerous to be left alive.

So if you could excuse me...

[SLASH!] (BBEG's head rolls on the ground)

And coming back to the thing you said just a moment. Indeed I did change. I became much worse than him. The moment I had no other option but to raise my sword on those henchmen I became much worse than him.

Hope you are satisfied filthy hypocrites.

>>44037028
They knew the risks when they chose to side with this tyrant. I gave them ample opportunity to flee or throw down their arms, but they did not, despite being clearly outmatched.
>To the tyrant
You are beaten, yield or face the god's judgement.
>Either arrest and take him to be tried fairly, or lop his head off depending on his response

>>44036558
Bullywugs, swamp

>>44036604
timer started
at 0318 we start

>>44036558
>>44036604
I like bullywugs. Seconding

>If in battle, you should lose a limb. You must fight until you die, or find the limb after the fight is over. In order to keep the limb in the afterlife it must be buried with you or burned in a funeral pyre.

>It is said that those with lazy eyes are not always to be trusted. While most of the time, the eye is just moot, occasionally the second eye catches a glimps of the spirit world.

>Wearing bracelets or amulets made of amber beads protect against illness and disease.

>In a particular town, a local duke was once murdered like a roast pig and had an apple set in his mouth. In said town, it is considered bad luck to be seen eating an apple. (Most apples are instead used in other foods or made into cider.)

>On wedding nights, a game is played between young friends of the bride. Armlets are made of knotted grass, and if a boy breaks your armlet, you must give him a kiss. (If you refuse, it is said that you will marry an old man.)

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>>44036231
>Spitting on a bladed weapon the first time it is sharpened makes it lucky.

>It is said that evil people cannot stand the sound of a bell chime.

>It is bad luck to leave a bed immediately after making love.

>On the southern coast, it is illegal for two wagons to cross paths on a bridge simultaneously.

>Cats are generally considered good luck. It is considered very bad luck to harm a house cat, even by accident.

>If you should pass a Charcoal Maker on a path, it is considered good luck to say hello to him.

>If you find a coin on a path, it means the gods are watching you.

>Pulren is the goddess of beauty, sensuality, lust, and femininity. She brushes her hair 999 strokes each morning with a golden comb.

>Young men of the western tribes often give girls picks made from animal penis bones. They are considered good luck, and worth quite a bit.

>>44036229
>This is a world where the gods don't have direct influence
But this is how it usually goes. This is why we have clerics in D&D.

lol spork randum teehee!

kill yourself

Guys, who let the reddit in? And no, we can't keep it.

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>>44036218
did you try attaching 59 other meltas?

But we're in Round 4.

Do you think Dark Elves would be more durrable if they didn't expose midriff?
Like did Malekith demand it to show dark elven superiority, or is it to distract the enemy with sweet abs?

>>44036219
Nah AV8 on elves is insanely durable

>>44035988

Who?

Although the version i downloaded doesent seem to have the top menu bar translated

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>>44036054
rance

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>>44035985
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>>44035985
Sweet! I've always wanted to be a bandit! Now I can go stab that asshole Farmer Kasuke for his grain!

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>>44035985
Little did the Knightly gentleman know I had already obtained for mineself a fire-arm of most divine thunderous splendour.

With it I shall crack his pompous armour, and break the heart of his robust steed.

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>>44035926

THEN:

"-What is your desire?"

The room is dark.

The overwhelming stench of antiseptic. The chime and hum of machines. The faint hiss of drug-shunt tubes and wound-drains-

...The salt tang of the scalpel, the iron hit of the tweezers, the bleach sip of the retractors.

"Is it 'life' that you wish for?"

The instruments - cutting, always cutting - are cold, but his voice is kind. His words are soft, addressed solely to the shrunken, withered thing on the surgery table - all discoloured flesh and the atrophied ends of truncated joints, marked by cicatrice scars.

"-Is it 'happiness' that you desire?"

The withered thing stirs, the implant flickering to fitful life against discoloured flesh. Static crackles, shaping monotone electronic words.

"I just want to be-"

(Continued)

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>>44035941

NOW:

"Beautiful!"

Alura's laughter is low, husky, rich with admiration - Her slender arms spread, as if she means to embrace the entire world. Overhead, Anima's ghastly form hovers - half-real, warped, like a spectre of death - foot-long claws humming as they form a protective cage around her, interlocking like the teeth of a fractal dragon.

Rust Kaiser's form - His grey, tumorous flesh - begins to tremble, to form tiny peaks and dips all across that tortured, tormented bulk. The tissue bubbles, expands; the peak becoming mountains, the dips, valleys, all of it grey and swelling as his limbs begin to fold in on themselves. With the brittle crack of splintering internal structure, of grinding bone, his arms twist out of alignment, joining the growing mass - the texture turning rough and striated, veins like cables rising, rising...

It doesn't stop there. The change is beyond all restraint, all control. Pitted black armor splinters, bursting from within as suppurating flesh *swells*, pulsing with agonized force-

You can hear the wet snapping sounds. See the knobs of spine rising through the densely writhing muscle of Rust Kaiser's hunched back. Great jagged spikes of tooth and claw push outwards from within, the echoes of that terrible howl wrenched from a mutating, distorting throat as his head rolls down and becomes part of the grotesque gigantism of his form, grey becoming muscle-tissue red, blood vessels stitching across like a tide-

(Continued)

>>44035951

You can hear the wet snapping sounds. See the knobs of spine rising through the densely writhing muscle of Rust Kaiser's hunched back. Great jagged spikes of tooth and claw push outwards from within, the echoes of that terrible howl wrenched from a mutating, distorting throat as his head rolls down and becomes part of the grotesque gigantism of his form, grey becoming muscle-tissue red, blood vessels stitching across like a tide-

A cloven hoof of bleached bone - a vast, elephantine limb buttressed with dense bone ridges and knuckly spines - slams down onto the tiled floor, cracks skittering across the splintering ground. Pitch-black tentacles - corded with layer upon layer of dense muscle - push out from the central mass, undulating like waves. Each one ends in a snarling maw, lamprey mouths gnashing as Kaiser's backward-jointed, brutally muscled legs - four, like a beast, hooves leaving smoking imprints in the ground - grind the shattered remnants of his armor underfoot...

And then the massive, tumorous thing *rises up* on new limbs. Great claws with too many joints - resembling the lashing branches of winter trees - close and open, close and open, reaching out to rip and tear at everything around themselves. The howl continues, but the screaming is changing, too - Becoming deeper, rougher, Rust Kaiser's helm falling forward, *flowing* into that gnarled upper body, swallowed up by the inflamed and seething flesh. At the same time, another face is forming, growing, rising up from the back of his neck with a horrible snapping sound, like fingers being broken.

Contorted. Deformed.

Inhuman.

The face opens its mouth, and takes up the furious cry with a new voice. It is a howl, a brutal, gurgling shriek like the voice of hell in the moving dark, roared back out at the world around it. The terrible wall of sound is like the laughter of an earthquake: But all you hear is mindless hunger.

(Continued)

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watching this thread with interest, pic related being my BBEG of choice

>>44034547
OP, if you made this exact same thread with a picture of Nox instead, it would have taken off by now.

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>>44035091
Sorry, it not my fault I find Dio Brando to be one of the best villains given his lack of motive and generic back story.

>>44034536
Ameritrash/10

>>44034536

You're the green player.

You've got a solid hold on North America, but South America is weak. Yellow could steam roll up north and fuck your noise.

Blue is definitely going to win, BTW.

>>44034661
I normally don't choose America, I usually play asia/australia or africa depending on where people put the least units.
But yeah, blue won that game.
South america just got rammed when I took the picture, I actually was holding it before but he passed my defenses.
I beat him on the computer though (pass n play)
Today we tried the civil war map and while we were busy fighting north vs south we got beat up by the computer who had the western states hahah

I got a question: if I try to run a Sons Of Horus army using their Rite Of War and have Horus as my Warlord, can the Reavers/Justaerin/Veterans be taken as compulsory troops or are they additional non-compulsory options?

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>>44034459
Good thing I decided to check again before I hit that post button edition.

>>44034459
I know termis can if they can be taken as elites normally, unsure of the rest.

So what are some fun tech people are using. By fun I mean fun, perhaps even good, and not optimized and cross-checked using an algorithmic formula to be the best thing ever.

I'm thinking RG Outriders with axes and accompanying Forgelord with rad grenades to hit some T3 troops with S6 power axes myself. Or infiltrating Destroyers in ZM for some rad-rocket surprises.

Any chance that we will ever see any xenos characters in the 30k line?

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>>44034435
Anything with my homie g Slaanesh being mentioned at all in the recent books? Better not be dead or I'll rage shit
>gif unrelated

>>44034938
Nigga aint dead, but still missing. However, in one of the recent advent day short stories, it describes how their followers feel his absence, a hollow emptiness where he once was.

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>>44035038
Fuark
Might have to pepper myself to change colour schemes on my models if things go tits up (Hue tits, get it? A Slaanesh pun)

>>44033882

First thing that pops to mind is The Dresden Files RPG.

>>44033882

There's that Teenage Witch thing, but I don't think that's supposed to be taken seriously.

You could do a witch-coven themed game in Monsterhearts, using The Witch and maybe the Fae, the Infernal, the Mortal, and/or the Queen. Perhaps the Fury or the Anansi, too.


I can't think of any games built around witches specifically, though.

Just do World of Darkness.You can custom literally everything to fit any show you like, and play with Core rulebook alone. You can add Mage and maybe Hunter books for functional rules and avoid customization.
WoD, any system really, can be used for practically any theme of game, just change descriptive words, keep alterations within similar rule parameters. Generally, make alterations less or equal to the original rule and never more. This is why people say, in a good game, the GM spends 10x more time preparing than playing in-game, even if it's just mentally reforming a book.

>>44033714
>Never got into it but what is the most OP'd chapter, old rules or current.
Every time a new SM codex drops, they become "the most powerful" or nearso until the next codex.
Gray Knights and Blood Angels (before flying land raiders became passe) held this title

Black Templars, they outnumber the others 10 to 1.

>>44033803
Oh whoops, didn't read in relation to the actual boardgame. Then yeah, this >>44033801

>>44033712
Of course, when you're the hero of the story, you might have to forgo that kind of protection to make sure people can see your pretty face. It's not like fate's going to risk scarring it, anyway, when you have to look your best for your date with destiny.

>>44033712
Wasn't there a thing with some soldiers ditching helmets because they screwed with hearing and then got bonuses to spot checks and initiative on ambush?
Swear I read it somewhere. And books would never lie to me. Might as well say people put lies on the internet.

>>44034361
I wouldn't be surprised, a bad helmet is worse than no helmet