What are your most stupid/retarded in-jokes or habits at the gaming table, tg?
For myself, when my friend is playing Chaos Daemons and looses two or more squads due to poor luck, I always play:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQoJvI8XUa0
Because in my mind, the only way an entire pack of Bloodletters or a herd of Plague Bearers just up and disappear is because of Unexpected Jihad.
I only do this when we're playing in our own homes; I'm not that far gone to do this in public.
Please tell me I'm not the only one that does shit like this.
When i played warhammer fantasy i used to have my own little book of grudges. I used to record every loss i suffered and swear vengeance.
I used to lose a lot
>>54642932
one time another player put his finger up me bum anfvtold me i was his woman now.
thanks obama
My universal hatred for people who shake dice like they are jerking them off for every fucking roll.
Just pick them up and roll faggits
Game spoilers ruin games.
>The depths of a game should reveal themselves gradually
>Strategy guides kill any sense of communal discovery and cut game-lives short
Should you be permitted to threatened the sense of enjoyment of another?
>>54642644
>Should you be permitted to threatened the sense of enjoyment of another?
The better question is, "how do you plan to stop me?" Because I give not a solitary shit what you say about it, I'm going to keep spoiling things as much as possible for as many people as possible.
>>54642644
It's a stupid ideal that never works in the age of mass communication. Someone will find the optimal strategy, and they will post it online for others to read, research and improve on. That is the state of things. You might pine for a simpler time but unless you go out of your way to establish an arbitrary, restricted scenario for it to play out in, that is not the way things will go.
>>54642644
It seems like I'd be only undermining my own enjoyment, though.
Unless I'd not only be checking out spoilers, but revealing them to other players, at which point it's the GM's prerogative to kick me.
Should a hermaphroditic alien species be sexist to men and women of other species?
I could see them associating one of the sexes (or even having more than one of them in the first place) with something that they have come to see as negative behavior or a bad evolutionary quirk. I don't know about "should", but it could be believable if you frame it well enough.
>sexist against both sexes
>as in hostile to a species as a whole
So basically vanilla xenophobe
>>54642322
what's being sexist?
>You can cast instants during your opponent's draw step, after they draw
For 1 mana my opponent sits an entire turn out? Why did they make this.
You can also cast it during upkeep before they draw
And no one plays that card since it's not very good
heyyyyyy
that card is kinda good, if you have the board on your side. The trick is, of course, get to that point.
It feels kinda like a budget extra turn card.
Also classic Reynolds art. Good use of light source to highlight the distorted facial features.
Opponent can still activate on cards already cast and attack as normal. The only people who would have to sit out a turn due to this card are those playing 0 creature burn decks.
That said, this is pretty busted for 1 mana.
Currently involved in a black crusade campaign as a plague marine, but I'm new to chaos as I usually am a loyalist
Does /tg/ have any ideas for rituals, goals, or plague marine behaviour? What should my character be doing
>>54642163
Well, first off you're immune to dying from any disease. The itches, bloating and flesh-eating symptoms? They're all still there. Constantly.
Those are all gifts from Papa Nurgle, gifts you ought to share. In fact, every new disease you contract is just a new way of spreading Nurgle's love to others- especially the servants of the Corpse-on-the-throne.
Now Nurgle characters I've seen are usually one of two personalities:
>Grim, death-bearing tallyman, or
>Gleeful spreader of disease.
If you can find a better way to express a follower of Nurgle, go for it. He's the chaos god of despair, but despair to the point that you have nothing left to lose so you might as well be happy about it.
To a Nurgle cultist, everything is going to rot away eventually, why not help it along? It doesn't need to be a grim affair either, after all Nurgle does what he does out of a form of love, not hate.
>>54642163
>>54642482
Specific rituals might include
>Sticking rusty bits of metal in your body to introduce/speed along necrosis
>Sharing around portions of diseased blood (possibly yours and/or others partaking in the ritual)
>Keeping a tally of how many others you've killed/infected
>Discovering and cataloging new strains of disease, possibly sent by Nurgle just for you
>Ritually implanting new parasites into your bloated, leprosy-ridden flesh
>>54642482
A third alternative is what I take to be Nurgles true nature. (headcanon ho!)
Nurgle is an abusive partner. He binds you to him with disease and squalor, such that no-other will love you. Only he and his followers will, but they're all as broken and damaged as you. Eventually you'll end up just like them, bitter and resentful and searching to fill that hole in their soul and heart with the empty love of mind-broken sycophants. Just like they were to another person once. It's a vicious cycle.
You suddenly become a fully armed and armoured Tactical/Devastator/Assault Marine (your choice, gene-seed of Roboute Guilliman), in the exact position you are now. You still have your personality but all of a sudden you're 7' tall in socks and you're a master of combat and tactics. You become one of the specialty types of Marine if you have a job similar to it or are training for such (e.g. a soldier becomes a sergeant).
What do?
>>54641815
Fall through my couch, then get up and start robbing local store.
>>54641815
Obligatory break my chair, and assuming all the rest of everything in my life stays constant I'll have a couple of issues with some short-term plans, but my longer term plans will be great.
Also the Royal Navy would likely be getting a techmarine I, which might shake things up, depending on how much knowledge is included with the change.
>>54641815
I'm into the occult. Does that mean I can become a Librarian?
If so, I'd make money as a sideshow freak or start gambling.
i-i-iron within edition
>Iron Warriors Legion Focus
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/08/01/legion-focus-iron-warriors-aug-1gw-homepage-post-2/
>Konor Campaign: Chaos Rising Edition
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>Check your local store's contribution
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
>GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
>Other megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Abaddon's work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
But where does Iron come from?
So Vulkan would be hot and bitter?
I don't know if this has been posted here but enjoy
What are some systems with robot pcs/races?
It seems like most will only use robots as NPCs or only allow cybernetic implants.
>>54641165
Eclipse Phase.
Traveller.
>>54642049
>Eclipse phase
OP said robots, not fuckbots
>>54641165
>What are some systems with robot pcs/races?
>It seems like most will only use robots as NPCs or only allow cybernetic implants.
You will want to look at a game called Engine Heart.
My buddy is building a EDH deck with an odd theme, "all card illustrations must have a window". Please post cards that have windows in the illustration! Preferred blue red and black cards
>>54640735
Your buddy a dumb.
>>54640735
i got u senpai
>>54640735
does this one count?
If a culture worshipped the earth and the sun as mother and father, what suggestions would you make for how they see the moon?
With their eyes, mostly at night.
>>54639907
Daughter
This is going to be a cuck joke innit?
Paizo Games General /pgg/ (also /pfg/)
Corruption, Fame, Stress, and Other Crap Edition:
Have you implemented esoteric and non-standard mechanics into your game? How did it pan out.
/pfg/ Link Repository (Pathfinder): https://pastebin.com/JLu5xXML
/sfg/ Link Repository (Starfinder): https://pastebin.com/3GfJKi0y
Current Playtests: https://pastebin.com/quSzkadj
Old Thread: >>54635701
>>54639855
When will "it's just this one shitposter" meme die?
So, /pfg/, what do we think of the Skullfucks and Shackles applicants so far? Some are rather complete, some are barebones, but there's enough to get started on thinking who's most likely to get in! What's good about each one? What's bad? Who's the cutest? Who is most likely to be memed? Here's the list thus far, in order of posts in the thread.
Raimi, CN Male Tengu Stalker (Privateer)
Edouard Tentare, N Male Undine Avowed (Aspirant, Old One Pact)
Nimiriel Tarime, CG Female Elf Warlord (Privateer)
Mar Wavewielder, CN Male(?) Water Kineticist
Amelia, NG Female Cacaelia Aegis (Aberrant)
Luculeia Valso, CN Female Human Bard (Sea Singer)
Cephaiea, NE Female Cacaelia Brawler (Strangler)
Edda Carpenter, CG Female Half-Elf Occultist
Kresh, TN Female Teifling (Hungerseed) Stalker (Brutal Slayer)
Rekina, CN Female Skinwalker (Seascarred) Ungermaw (Cannibal)
>>54639924
Can I ask what day this is? I might apply, been looking for a game.
Paizo Games General /pgg/ (also /pfg/)
/pfg/ Link Repository (Pathfinder): https://pastebin.com/JLu5xXML
/sfg/ Link Repository (Starfinder): https://pastebin.com/3GfJKi0y
Current
>>54639598
Does anyone have a game in the works? Something with a custom setting preferably, I hate competing with people who have already read the entire AP.Lewd is okay but not necessary
Well, let's try to spark some discussion since op went and did OP things.
So, /pfg/, what do we think of the Skullfucks and Shackles applicants so far? Some are rather complete, some are barebones, but there's enough to get started on thinking who's most likely to get in! What's good about each one? What's bad? Who's the cutest? Who is most likely to be memed? Here's the list thus far, in order of posts in the thread.
Raimi, CN Male Tengu Stalker (Privateer)
Edouard Tentare, N Male Undine Avowed (Aspirant, Old One Pact)
Nimiriel Tarime, CG Female Elf Warlord (Privateer)
Mar Wavewielder, CN Male(?) Water Kineticist
Amelia, NG Female Cacaelia Aegis (Aberrant)
Luculeia Valso, CN Female Human Bard (Sea Singer)
Cephaiea, NE Female Cacaelia Brawler (Strangler)
Edda Carpenter, CG Female Half-Elf Occultist
Kresh, TN Female Teifling (Hungerseed) Stalker (Brutal Slayer)
Rekina, CN Female Skinwalker (Seascarred) Ungermaw (Cannibal)
>>54639746
The tentacles are hot.
Death Guard Inceptors edition
>Emperor's Children Legion Trait, Stratagem and Psychic Power
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/31/legion-focus-emperors-children/
>Konor Campaign: Chaos Rising Edition
https://konor.warhammer40000.com/
>Check your local store's contribution
https://warhammer40000.com/fate-konor-galaxy-flames/
>GW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/23/updated-faqs-and-boots-on-the-groundgw-homepage-post-2/
>FW FAQ (1.1):
https://www.warhammer-community.com/2017/07/15/new-and-updated-forge-world-faqs-july16gw-homepage-post-2/
>Rules and such. Use Readium on pc/iphone, lithium/kobo on android:
>Everything 8th edition in pdf & epub, SW:A, WIP and BB are here too, no novels.
https://mega.nz/#F!64wmnBZR!rWcm37EkOOeToeueqhPjpA
>Other megas
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
https://mega.nz/#F!9NchGZyZ!-V1LhJALxDp9Tw97WzEQGA
https://mega.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
>WIP Math-hammer doc (Chart-Anon doing Abaddon's work)
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1h0hk_IdJ7fivDEjMiIpKM5yMMB8HTm64lZHuKdLZCIU/edit?usp=sharing
First for Iron Cage was retconned
Second for /tg/ is totally gay
Third for the perfect legion
Why are so many people assuming that invention of firearms would make magic obsolete? It's completely retarded.
It's like saying that invention of car makes trains obsolete.
guns didnt even make pikes obsolete until the 1700s
>>54639284
>Why are so many people assuming that invention of firearms would make magic obsolete?
Because of the "magic = technology" concept that gave birth to such thing as airships and magic trains. They feel technology outdates magic because you no longer need magical trains once you get actual trains. Needless to say, even in modern war the ability to drop a nuke by snapping your fingers (see what I did there? I once again compared magic to technology!) would be useful.
It isn't about making magic obsolete, It's about a peasant being able to beat a Magician, which totally ruins their nerd power fantasy.
Your best friend/little sister/whatever became a tragic monster. Would you end it?
>>54639265
How tragic? Too disgusting to look at and wreaths in constant agony? Or like, kinda gross and a shitty situation to be in, like a dire rat?
>>54639393
>wreaths
It's "writhes".
>>54639265
I've never really been as invested in someone as Nanachi is with Mitty, so that's pretty hard for me to say.
It would likely depend on how much pain they're in and how dangerous they are to the people around them. Life can be worth living even if you aren't human anymore, but if my friend wound up like Mitty... I dunno, man.