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Fuck off and stop shitposting "stat me" threads on /tg/. Make a general "stat me" thread or go away.

>>44263088
>implying you have better things to do

>>44263071
Large Magical Beast

Also see >>44263088, do something good with your life, and get off the internet forever.

>>44262703
A moth probably? You didn't specify on the kind, so assuming just any larvae will do, moths are the easiest to gather in large amounts.

>>44262756
He means the D&D Larva. IIRC they're human souls that go to one of the hells and get turned into little gross worm things with people faces. Demons use them as currency and evil wizards can use them as spell components to make their magic more powerful.

>>44262703

Oh, I remember this campaign, and Council of Thieves. Bizarrely, in both campaigns, you have the option of giving one of the villains - a COMPLETE fucking ASSHOLE - a new lease on life for...some reason.

Like, why would anyone ever want to do that? I'll point out that the villain is also completely unrepentant. I mean "Meh, fuck it." is a completely rational choice.

>>44262579

I think it's a tabard

>>44263261
As far as I remember tabards are above the armor, but it is still a coat or something and then the armor as second layer.

>>44262579
I wanna say fauld but I don't think those go all the way around like in your pic.

>>44262215
Low wisdom is nice , that way you can play the street dumb person who gets into trouble constantly.

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>>44262215
>low CHA and INT runs
>runs
W... what?

>>44262215
Dex. The clumsy party member always makes for fun stories.

before we start, i would like to apologize for my past and future absence; I don't like to indulge in some personal details but let's just say i am still recovering some something bad.

You and Flow were still all by yourselves. Anticipation was burning in the ghoul's rotten eyes "What's the hold up? Let's go!"

>Wait, we need some supplies before going
>[Get a permission from Boss first]
>[Ask ___ to join you]
>We can hire someone along the way, don't you worry
>It is for the best to keep this little secret between the two of us
>other

>>44262172
don't worry too much about about us
>[Ask Clark to join you]
let's see if good old miss sledge has some time for ADVENTURE

>>44262172
>>Wait, we need some supplies before going

Are we still walking around with a nailgun? That's just sad.

Also, morning Snow. Glad you're feeling good enough to run.

>>44262139
As educated as any other holy brother whose members are overwhelmingly dominated by younger sons of noble families. That is, very educated for their time, perhaps quite shit compared to ours.

>>44262144
I am thinking that a modern shadowrun style paladin would be a member of the police force that has 3 years worth of teological education (ifaik it is the college education of a priest in my country)

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>>44262139
Depends on their upbringing.
My paladins tend to be warriors on a mission from god; not priests with a sword.

>>44261938
No, some people just are slow.

is the picture of some magical realm?
is it a fetish?

>>44262158

This.

There's like two or three guys in my LGC that just take fucking forever to do anything and slow down whatever they're playing to a fucking crawl.
I don't give them shit about it, at least of them is a former squaddie who spent most of his career killing irishmen, but goddamn.

>Helvan
He is the barbarian I am currently playing, his entire motivation is to create a mercenary company. He wants to rise to prominence.

>>44261866
I played an old knight who wanted to befriend a dragon

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>>44261866

My 4e Warforged Warden just wanted to explore the world.

His story was that he was de-activated some time ago, and only recently was actiavted again.

in hindshight this really seems like me copying Bastion from Overwatch, but whatever it's a cool background to play a warforged enjoying himself with all the sights and sounds this new world brings to it.

>>44261141
A town with little to no government, most likely governed by a distant power.
The guild serves as the closest thing to a governing body, mediating disputes, protecting productive citizens (and thereby their income stream).
In this case, the guild would be more like the classic old-country mafia or yakuza where they feel a certain sense of honor and pride in protecting their citizens, but they are still in the business of governing so that they gain wealth and maintain their power.

To combat the imbalance of power created by a concentration of capital among a wealthy few, commonly known as "PCs"

>>44261141
Have you ever read Discworld, OP?
The "Guild of Thieves, Cutpurses, Housebreakers and Allied Trades" as their full name goes, keeps the whole thing nice and organized. See, with how the Guild operates, any given citizen of Ank-Morpork will only be robbed by the membership of the Guild once per year. You get a receipt and everything to prevent it. As their numbers also include housebreakers, one can pay a yearly fee to have a plaque over their door to prevent official burglings.
"But what about non-guild thives, cutpurses, housebreakers, et cetera?" you may ask. Trust me when I say that those gentlemen do NOT want to be caught by the guild.
To top all this off, a significant portion of what the Guild pulls in each year is payed to the city in the form of the Guild Tax that all Guilds pay.

Threads like these catch only dust, while catboys threads literally burn with responses.

Fucking faggots.

Also, curious bump

Forge World? How about stopping some power reactor from going critical an blowing up half a town? Extract a Techpriest who is very important? Have the group hijack a tank for a bit? Or have them tasked with killing a specific tyranid to make a group go feral?

Forge Worlds, like any world in 40k is ultimately up to you, but generally they are controlled by the Techpriest and have massive production complexes. Picture NYC dedicated to producing ONE part of one thing, well Chicago makes another. Generally think along the lines of an industrial complex in China, but huge. Again though the world is mostly up to you to make

>>44260876
War profiteering, desertion, various shades of crimes and war crimes. People doing horrible things just for a bite to eat or just to survive another day. People in power doing whatever they can to hold on to that power, or at least hold a semblance of power when everything is falling apart. People so stuck in denial they go about their routine as if nothing is wrong (refusing to evacuate, demanding and collecting taxes, enforcing no-assembly and refusing to let people/refugees pass through private property or squat on public property, etc.

Go watch a few war movies, and I don't mean shit like Saving Private Ryan. Watch some foreign ones so you get some idea of bad shit that happens.

Go watch some war movies, I guess?

>>44260656
No
Where the fuck did the water go

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>>44260656
>What if all the oceans in the world...TURNED TO WOOD!

>>44260656
By turned into do you mean "one fucking day *poof* no more ocean" or something like there just never were giant bodies of water, only fuckhuge forests?

I don't really see any reason either couldn't work though aside from the obvious "where did all the water go?" question

ratfolk innkeeper hires them to clear out the human nest in his cellar

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>>44260307

>>44260307
The human nest then counter offers to clear out the rat hotel in their attic

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Purple Pyro

>>44260064
Try 5e. While 4 Elements monk is a bit weak, it still gives a good amount of elemental flavor.

Alternatively, there's another Monk Subclass that came out lately that lets you shoot Radiant bolts, so asking your DM to change the damage type to Fire shouldn't be too far fetched.

>>44260064
Does it have to be DnD? I'm pretty sure that there are systems out there that do much better job of modeling martial art fights with mystical elements/animu powers than DnD.

>>44259987
Is that why Mong publishing puts all those spelling mistakes in their Traveller books?

>>44259987
It's not a good thread if the OP consists of a single line of text.

>>44260376
But you can complain about it. Does that make it a good game, or is that necessary but not sufficient?

He was ordinary boy until one day a bully shoved him into mud. He swears so he will prevent anyone from this humiliation.
Now he is a SHOVE MAN, A HERO WITH SUPERPOWERS OF SHOVING OBJECTS! HE PROTECTS EVERY BOY AND GIRL FROM BULLIES AND SHOVE THEM INTO MUD!

>>44259939
op here, thought I'd just nudge in my hero while I'm at it.

>"The birth of a child is a beautiful thing for a family, but that wasn't the case for the Pityu couple. Their son was born a mutant, their son was born de evolved, their son was... Mutato. Born a scaley freak of nature, a lizard man by all definition, he was sheltered. Homeschooling was a must and neighbors didn't know the kid existed until he snuck out at 17 and went to a convenience store for the first time. Cops were called, sodas were stolen, and he read his first comic book. He was accused guilty and in his prison time learned of masked vigilantes and their heroism. He became a man of his own law by 20, Ohio's most wanted by 26, and the talk of every Akron hobo by 32."

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I have a lot of superhero concepts floating around I never get to use, pic related. I also have concepts/backstories for a bunch of heroes which aren't on this screenshot called:
>Multiple Lord
>Tailormade
>Mutato
>Medusa 9
>SaturnMutato Shadow
>Puma Boy
>Tarzan of the Crepes
>Undutchess
>Adder Sister
>Warshell
>Nucleonuke
>Gal Pack
>Dog Fist
>Prayer Lad
>Tempustime
>Piscine Chance
>Autosabre
>Dirt Visionary
>Psidea
>Knife Girl
Which I could go into if anyone gives a shit. My Mutato is not >>44260373 but a Swamp Thing-like potato mass, a sentient übertuber from Baden-Württemberg possessed and animated by the ghost of Sir Francis Drake. It's a mutant potato, is what I'm saying. I like the devolution thing, though.