"Someone else can do the pasta" edition
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Here's a dropbox with a LOT of CYOA's:
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what's the latest version of Slut Life look like?
>>44297610
You are charged with restoring D&D to its former glory. The company intends to do this buy reprinting millions of books, and supporting it with a strong advertising campaign. However, you must pick only ONE edition of D&D (Pathfinder does not count as that belongs to the competitor). That edition will be the only edition (along with ALL the expansion material) that gets reprinted, sold, and advertised. All other editions of D&D will be declared obsolete, and if anyone ever tries to publish material in the "outlawed" editions they will have the shit sued out of them.
So it's your call: Which edition of D&D floods the market?
Edition War arguments incoming.
How practical is a mutagenic virus that only mutates humans into koalas?
>>44296768
Depends on the setting
>>44296768
I thought such a thing already existed in Australia?
Well, impossible, for a start.
But that aside, depending on how contagious it is and how fast its effects, it could mean the quick death of most of the human race, save for those who can find eucalyptus trees before becoming full koalas.
ROB LOWE TIER
>Leman Russ
>Lion El' Jonson
>Rogal Dorn
>Rowboat
FEMININE TIER
>Fulgrim
>Corax
>Sanginius
GROSS/WEIRDLY HANDSOME TIER
>Angron
>Mortarian
>Perturabo
>Konrad Curze
>Lorgar
>Horus
HEADLESS TIER
>Ferrus Manus
?????
>Alpharius
SHITSKIN TIER
>Magnus
>Vulkan
>Khan
>>44295495
>GROSS/WEIRDLY HANDSOME
>Lorgar
Lorgar was always described as being extremely handsome by all who saw him, to the point of being almost enchanting. While he wasn't as beautiful as Sanguinius, he was mentioned as being handsome multiple times.
Charisma is also a powerful force, you know, and he was probably one of the most charismatic Primarchs besides Horus.
>>44295545
>Anon, I...
>>44295583
>No hair
>Looks like an eastern island head
Why do people like this mook?
>Army uses swords, shields, and pistols in a modern day setting.
>They are still one of the most powerful.
Explain how their tactics would work, assuming sword and shield was their main weapon and this is mid to low magic/tech.
By carrying swords, they get a major bonus to their BadAss stats which improve all of their other stats.
>>44295001
There would be no way to make this feasible unless there was an advancement in ballistics armor that nullified conventional firearms and metallurgy that made blades able to cut through this armor.
>>44295001
So you're asking for something extremely unrealistic in a realistic setting?
I guess they use tanks to drive close to the enemy then hit them with their swords.
Exotic weapons.
We've all accepted that D&D 3.5 is a shit system, but some of us choose to continue playing it any way. Some of us even look for ways to fix it. It's the same feeling of satisfaction that one seeks from fixing up old cars or houses.
How does one make exotic weapons worthwhile?
The only reason anyone takes the exotic weapon proficiency feat is for the spiked chain.
That's not true; occasionally people to take the feat for harpoons or eagle's claws, but that's very rare.
The thing about spiked chain proficiency is that it opens up an entire combat role: zone control. It gives you the reach you need to affect a wide area. It gives you options for dealing with enemies in that area.
People occasionally take harpoon proficiency because it gives you a way to attack enemies from a distance, control their movement, and drag them in close.
(Come to think of it, nets also see a little bit of use since they can entangle foes from a distance.)
People occasionally take eagle's claws because they can do additional attacks per round with a high crit range for extra damage.
But those other options still don't see nearly as much use as spiked chains.
What do you think, /tg/? How do you fix exotic weapons?
Please, don't ever try to speak for anyone aside from yourself.
Oh, and go eat a dick.
>>44294787
These whip swords are called urumi, by the way.
>>44294787
Fuck me, Gideon is really getting dark.
Best dnd stories
>>44294260
>>44296995
Open up with better shit than these two tired obviously fake stories.
Damn, shot down early.
Hey guys, just picked this game up. Anyone else play it and want to explain the dice system to me? The guide makes no sense. Also, reviews? I'd also like to hear about Age of Rebellion and Edge of the Galaxy (or whatever the outer rim one is called).
>>44294063
What don't you understand?
Whenever you make a check, you build a dice pool- you the player add good dice based on your character's abilities and skills, the GM adds bad dice based on how difficult the check is.
When you roll this dice pool, if there are more success symbols than failure symbols, the check succeeds. If there are more failures than successes, it fails.
Same logic for good/bad side effects, but they are counted separately. So its possible to succeed at a task and have bad side effects (you pick the lock, but set off an alarm!), or to fail and have good side effects (your blaster shot misses the storm trooper, but hits a power conduit, forcing him out of cover).
Its a very nice balance of narrative and crunch, I like it.
Edge off the empire is the outer rim one- honestly I prefer it to the others, has a "Firefly" feel to it.
>>44295820
Basically this. I just wished they release a supplement for Age of Rebellion where you play as the empire with the same sort of resource allocation and mission setup.
>>44295820
That's a cool looking system.
can roleplaying systems be used for deathmatch-style pvp?
Yes, just use d20 modern
You mean like a tabletop Unreal Tournament?
A wargame will be better fit for that.
nah, you just create 2 characters of the same level with predetermined stat scores to place in the 6 abilities
Dming my first campaign soon, story is gonna be about uniting a bunch of regions against a demon lord, how many ways do you think the PC's will derail this one?
If you include succubi they will do things to them. Maybe enslave them and whore them out too. They may end up doing that if you include females at all...
Oh don't worry i'm counting on that happening
something stupid at the very least
Which primarchs do you believe died as virgins? Or, you know, "disappeared," daemonically ascended or otherwise left the plot. This information is vitally needed, so that I can get a friend of mine into 40k with me.
The only ones I can say for sure ever touched a woman would be Fulgrim, Khan and Russ. Sanguinius, Guilliman and Horus are "maybe" in my book, and everyone else "probably not."
>>44293275
I don't want your friend to get into the hobby, because he sounds stupid.
>>44293330
Her interest in any franchise is directly proportional to the amount of self-indulgent pornography of the characters that she can draw.
Though I could understand your first assumption being that of a robot that can't relate to normies.
>>44293398
In that case point her to slaanesh, and remind her she can justify anything she wants it she goes Chaos.
I want to make a game based around cars and underground racing
is there any system that let's me do that?
>>44292933
Make a minigame centered around the racing part, then plug that into ORE, BRP, or VeloCity. No RPG vehicle rules will do regular street races justice.
>>44293007
I know what VeloCity is but don't know ORE or BRP mind giving some info anon?
Also how would the minigame be?
GTA V sets up quite a bit of modding potential.
My players just beat a dragon and are thinking of how to skin and gut it for all its worth.
How do I handle this?
My players get pretty crazy and I'm honestly expecting someone to ask me if there's a market for preserved dragon dicks or something.
>>44292775
You ask them to send for a bunch of experts who take a large cut of the profit, because murderhobos generally don't have the expertise required to field dress a dragon.
>>44292775
They make a roll to say how well they butcher it, and you tell them that they harvested X currency worth of dragon bits, provided they can find a buyer before it decays.
>>44292775
Do any of their characters have skill relating to skinning animals? Its not easy if you don't know how. On a dragon, with its super-tough hide and scales, you might run the risk of really botching it.
Require some skill checks.
Secondly, how far away from civilization are the players? If they're out in the wilds and have substantial travel time, the hide may start rotting before they get back and its scent attract scavengers looking for an easy meal.
Which is better: dead raising necromancy, or black magic necromancy? Which is stronger in your system of choice? Which is more fun?
Not /tg/ related, but Guild Wars 1 is one of the few places where I feel necromancers were done right.
>gaining strength from death
>blood magic
>using life to fuel magic
>curses
>raising undead minions
>death magic
And then you had ritualists in GW:Factions, which were pretty much shadow priests who communed with the dead, summoned spirits of the dead, and used spirit based magic.
>>44292711
I've always liked the Raising the Dead Necromancy.
Haven't played them in many PnP unfortunately, but in Rift I really liked how they portrayed the class and their abilities. Undead minions, of course, but with crippling spells and debuffs. Probably one of the coolest things was they could convert Death damage inflicted on enemies into healing for themselves and their pet.
>>44292711
Personally I prefer neither. I like necromancy as magic related to the spirits of the dead, and necromancers as people who put down zombies and spectres for a living. So, pic related.
what is a good anime plot for a campaign of OVA?
>>44292624
The daughter of the general store owner is sad.
Cheer her up.
>>44292624
>Anime-Girl-Hand-Warrior-Debris
That's Kula Diamond from King of Fighters, you dink.
Staying on topic, you can use any of the KOF plots.
>Far-flung modern desendents of the Japanese clans sworn to protect the Three Sacred Treasures must team up to beat back the reincarnation of Orochi looking to destroy the entire human race
>Evil futuristic megaconglomerate seeks to use clone army and other genetic and scientific experiments to create a new world order, and one of the main characters is a runaway experiment of theirs out to destroy them>Fuck Ash Crimson
>>44292822
my players like a little more of action