The continuing adventures of an Anon and his flirtatious vampire princess.
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I don't think we'll have a lot of anons tonight because its CHRISTMAS!, so after we wrap up our conversation with Sibella we'll go into a Christmas Special flashback.
Think of it as a DLC mission.
> We do know how it feels
>Catholicism is deep in tradition. I believe the tradition actually goes back further than vampire traditions?
"Well, you got me there! I suppose you do know how it feels. Are there things you want to change about the way your people do things? I know there are things about my own family I rather were different."
Sibella is really warming up to us! Those were style points well spent. If we express frustration about the Way Things Are in our life as a Catholic "Special Investigator" she might warm up to us even more!
On the other hand, we have our angel to think about...
WHAT DO WE SAY? REMEMBER ANGELS ARE WATCHING!
Good to see this one up today, won't be able to participate much, but I'll be watching.
I should mention that now that we have described most of the anon's, I can't get the image out of my head of all the other anon's sitting together acting weird/like they do in their quests while WinnieQuest anon looks on thinking they are all weirdos. Add that to the pile of art requests like Winnie vs White Fell and PQAnon's last message.
>>44360710
Anyways, I kinda like the line of thinking this anon >>44338171 came up with last thread. Lets broach this with a bit of humour, seeing as Abby would have strong words and a left hook for us if we went any more serious.
>>44360710
Start mouthing off about the pains of Catholicism, get worried we're going too far, backpedal, let something about angels slip, awkwardly backpedal more.
>Sometimes I feel a little uncertain about how special investigators do things.
>I get that we're protecting the world from monsters, but isn't it still murder? And who decides if they're monsters?
>But, I mean, it's OK because we're the good guys.
>I mean, we have God and angels at our side.
>Not-not like literally. You know, theologically we have angels floating over us.
>I mean, theo-I mean
>I mean, the angels are pretty cute
>Theologically
>You too
>Be me
>ForeverDming
>prepared a campaing with recurring king BBEG who yates mágico
>Party is a Dwarven Bard, Human Mage who swore revenge against king, and has a little girl he saved following him around, and a sideburned Elf Bar varían
>they prepare an ambush in the catedral
>Bard plunge attacks the king
>I rule he has to make a high Dc Acrobatics check, twice, to even land
>Nat 20
>he double backflip plunges into the king
>he hits
>he kills him
>Succeeds Intimidation on guards.
>Animate Rope and gtfo out
>no BBEG anymore
>fucking nat 20s
>>44360361
>>ForeverDming
>Complains when his PCs come up with a decent and fun plan.
>Complains that they succeed.
>Doesn't realize he's a shit DM.
> LOL I ROLLED A NATURAL 20 SO I AM ENTITLED TO DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT
Literally the most obnoxious part of "rule of cool" morons. I am sick of people trying to do the most implausible shit and getting a 5% success chance on it.
> inb4 lol you should stop playing RPGs because you hate fun
I don't hate fun, I hate stupid lazy storytelling and lazy roleplaying that results from it. If you let your players do whatever they want on a nat20, you are not a real DM, you are a pussy who fellates his players in some opposite extreme of player v.s. DM attitude.
I am of neither attitude. I like the characters and am a fan of them and thus like watching them be bad-asses but this nat20 = free ticket to control the narrative bullshit needs to stop right the fuck now.
>>44360410
>Complains about someone complaining that the unexpected(but amazingly funny) event broke some of his planes
>doesnt realize I allowed it to happen anyways because I knew it was a good plan
I let them do it and awarded full xp to the bard
Im just slightly annoyed im going to move the story further than I intended to do yet, because the party isnt properly geared todo what I had in stock afterwards. But railroading to a avoid this would be wrong.
Heck, my players complimented me on how I handled everything, compared to other Gms they had.
>future-proof sword design
What does this mean?
A sword that can cut through time
>>44358791
It means i can still beat it with a polearm
The Soul Reaver?
Just fuck my shit up, Istfam
>>44357475
Looks terrible.
Looks...exactly like the Fulgrim pose and hair
>>44357475
Now you Raven Guard understand our pain
A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death. A Traitor can never be forgiven. A Traitor will never find peace in this world or the next. There is nothing as wretched or as hated in all the world as a Traitor.
>>44355992
Lel the New Order was cucked.TRAITOR!
>>44355992
If given the choice between shooting an enemy and shooting a traitor, shoot the traitor every time.
>>44355992
Stats
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About four years ago, my mother's car got attacked by some kind of superpowered freak. It put my mother in a coma for a good while, and she's been hospitalized ever since.
Now you'd THINK that the cops would be interested in pursuing someone who would and CAN punch cars into oblivion, but pretty everyone I told about what happened laughed in my face.
The only person who actually DID believe me is a girl I met in the park the night after the accident... and thanks to her, now I have my own powers.
After a pleasant visit at the hospital to see my mother, me and Lorelei are headed back to her hotel room for the night.
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"Might as well make it a full two weeks of absences," I say, my voice cracking so bad it sounds like I'm going through puberty all over again.
"That's right," Lorelei says with a twinge of guilt. "You're still in school..."
"It's fine," I shake my head. "You don't have to worry about that."
"You saying that only makes me feel even guiltier about inviting you over," she sighs. "This isn't going to get you in trouble with your uncle, is it?"
>maybe I should call to say that I'm not coming back tonight
>maybe I should go over there to pick up a change of clothes
>meh, who cares about that asshole
>>44352019
>maybe I should go over there to pick up a change of clothes
>>44352019
>maybe I should call to say that I'm not coming back tonight
>Fantasy Game: Cleric/Priest type character eventually gains a pope hat.
>>44348605
>>Fantasy Game: Cleric/Priest type character eventually gains a pope hat.
Going on 7 years with an on/off game. The Cleric has yet to even mention a pope hat. When should I be expecting it to appear? Is there an expected delivery date? Please let me know.
>>44348690
It's a subcategory of "silly hats", which are an incredibly important part of the religious experience. Your particular cleric's denomination might use alternative headgear as his tuning fork to the divine.
>someone cuts off one of their own limbs with a vorpal sword.
>Reference is made to the SS Portal Squad.
Dog is going to be put down tomorrow.
Tell me some of the animal companions you've felt attached to in your games.
My dog has been having seizures lately whenever she gets excited. Bet hasn't called me back to tell me what it is. Blogging aside, I had a temporary giant ground sloth pet in a campaign once. He was neat
>>44348037
Was he too slow to attack?
Pokemon campaign, I got attached to my character's mareep, that shit was adorable. Died because an alakazam mind-controLLED MY CHARACTER TO KILL IT I'M SO FUCKING MAD.
A humanoid race where women are bigger and stronger than men.
How would the military look like?
>>44346679
Like our military, but with the percentage of men and women swapped.
>>44346679
It would look like any other military, just gender-switched.
>>44346697
>>44346698
You don't understand, OP was baiting.
An alien intelligence wants to test a human for basic understanding of logic and scientific principles to gauge mankind's level of development. It does not communicate in any human language.
What sort of riddles might it pose?
>>44332275
Pythagorean Theorem would probably have a place
Light as both a particle and a wave.
>>44332317
So draw a comic strip of triangles and squares?
What would you rewrite/outright change about 40k canon?
>>44315575
Make it NobleBright. The universe is in a shitty situation, sure, but the whole inevitable death spiral of the cosmos thing just doesn't do it for me. I like my stories to include heroes, or at least protagonists who get shit done that meaningfully improves or changes the status quo. Grim narratives just don't do it for me anymore.
>>44315575
It seems an odd choice seeing as GW goes back and stuff all the time.
Probably just elaborate on the history a bit more. Probably explain what the Elder were doing in the last 10,000 years during man's expansion. Have times odds times when peace broke out on the galactic scale. Turn down the default imperium point of view.
Write out the iron men or just say it was necrons. Just say the technology got lost. is just take it as a given by now. Besides elder and Tau robots haven't turned on them. Maybe bring back a few imperial robots.
Bring back squats. only the rouge faction now who despises 'tallies'.
Actually remember there is the sister is the battle and kroot for once.
Do something with that child starchild stuff that was around 20 years ago.
Update the galactic map so it's a barrel spiral galaxy.
>>44315575
Make it Nobledark
Delete all of HH series
Have the Emperor actually die, Girlyman set up Imperium Secondus, let the plot advance slowly.
Make the Chaos Gods like their fantasy selves.
Where the answer to any and all inconsistencies in the setting is "John Wick is a Fucking Idiot".
>>44314014
John Wick is a douchebag, but the guy got shit done.
BTW: Matt Wilson, founder of Privateer Press, hates Wick's guts.
i also have this weird theory that L5R is semi based off the Game of Thrones.
i've heard each clan is one of the 7 Samurai, but i never had it explained which was actually which (though 3 are obvious)
>>44314602
>John Wick is a douchebag, but the guy got shit done.
Every team needs somebody like that.
That team also needs to take responsibility and ensure said person doesn't actually influence the setting at all and instead focuses on the mechanics of what they're doing.
This applies almost universally.
>i also have this weird theory that L5R is semi based off the Game of Thrones
That would be a pretty impressive considering L5R came out a full year and 6 months before the first Song of Ice and Fire novel.
>i've heard each clan is one of the 7 Samurai, but i never had it explained which was actually which (though 3 are obvious)
And yes despite this the original dev team clearly missed large points of that film entirely with how the setting turned out.
>>44314602
L5R predates ASoIaF by at least a year.
Oi, gitz! You'z got twelve seconds ta make Christmas PROPER ORKY!
How about... hmm... looted Santa sleigh?
OI! OPEN YA PRESENT!
> WUZ DIS?!
ITZ MORE DAKKA FOR YOUR TRAKKA!
ON DA FIRZT DAY OV CRITZMUS DA BOSS GAVE TA ME
AN 'EAD FRUM DA 'UMIES' ARMY
No Esh-Esh thread this Christmas? I'm sad.
General /tg/ crafting thread I guess.
>>44365661
What is esh esh
I am a newfag
>>44365764
she was a girl who used to give away things she made
>>44365764
Esh-Esh was a ca/tg/irl who regularly came and did free giveaways of her /tg/-related arts 'n' crafts handiwork damn near once a month. The picture shows one of her trademarks: dicesquigs.
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