>ctrl+f "chess"
>none
what? your brain system requirements too low IQ for Chess, the game of kings?
Disappointing.
Most people aren't kings.
>>44460070
I think therefore i am.
>>44459987
>not fairy chess
Get on my level, faggot
>Each force user has a special technique with which to gain the upper ground, a special place of advantage within a battle between force adepts.
What's his force ability to gain the upper ground?
talhoffer
As far as actual swordsmanship goes, his was probably the most interesting in any of the movies. Shame it meant nothing against the blandest human being alive.
He hasn't discovered it yet, that's why he's so stressed all the time. Rey, on the other hand, has the extremely powerful ability [You're afraid, aren't you?] which gives her the high ground whenever a force user who knows more about the force than she does challenges her in using the force.
>>44458873
No that was obi wans
>Friendly genocide edition
Big night coming up.
Playin Friday?
Building in prep Oath?
Can't wait for time to skip and Innistrad to hit?
>>44408309
>Playan
Grixis Dragons
>Building
Nothing at the moment, Grixis Dragons will be able to go through to late 2016 so I'm sticking with it, I'd like for UB eldrazi to be a thing but it doesn't seem likely
>>44410579
>UB eldrazi
I've been playing that for a while, trying to get it down. When it works, I generally find people hating me for making such a slow, annoying deck that kills a portion of their deck at a steady pace. The worst matchups are against aggro, and I could try and fix that by adding some sustain options but I've had a hard time finding room for it.
Other than that, I feel it's not exactly in the proper place in Standard right now. Oath might help it pick up a bit though, with stuff like Endbringer being a solid, effective body that does work, Blighted Crossroads essentially being the Mana Confluence of Drazi, and Newkozi in general just being a soild body that can turn your spare junk into handy counterspells. Mirrorpool seems alright, I'm just not too sure about it.
>>44408309
Right now I'm working on a B/W Lifegain shenanigans deck mainly because that's what I generally like playing and am just now getting back into Magic. Not sure if I'll be playing in FNM though- it's been a while.
On a related note, it's been a while since I've played any FNMs. Is there a website I can go to that lists what the major decks in the meta are? Just so I could get an idea of what I'd be playing against.
Is he not the best thing that happened to Warhammer 40k ?
>>44406205
The inevitable Sigmarization of all of GW's properties
STEP ASIDE BRUTHA
What system would be the best for running a Dark/Demon's Souls style world?
>>44406021
World of Darkness
>>44406021
Lamentations of the Flame Princess
It's a weird fantasy OD&D clone, so the rules and mechanics are pretty straightforward. But there's an emphasis on a very dark souls-esque horror to it. Like there's something massive and ancient and utterly face-stomping at the end of every tunnel.
>Your PCs will want multiple character sheets at first
>>44406021
Either Riddle of Steel or Song of Swords.
Tell me about the moon god(s) of your setting.
>>44454361
Occasionally uncoils, yawns, looks at the world, maybe blesses something and curls back up into a sphere and goes back to sleep.
Once ate a meteorite.
>"hmm, how shall I troll /tg/ today?"
>scrolls through the incredible image macro collection gathered over the six weeks of posting career
>clicks one at random
>"tell me about something like this picture."
>fucks up the captcha a couple times
>windmill slams the post button
The moon is considered the source of all evil and wrongness in the world, according the a sun worshipping cult.
what systems arm the most realistic with weapons and how they would be used in combat and who would use what weapon.
Here come the SoS faggots...
>>44405607
it won't be that bad.
The Riddle of Steel
It's never been the same since she left you.
Living life in the poorer section of Seattle has never been easy, as a kid you grew up with friends by your side, enough food to healthily make it through the day, and despite several run ins with drug addicts, gang members, and the general scum of society you've managed to come out unscathed as you enter your 20th birthday.
Today used to be a fun day, time you'd spend with her, celebrating, drinking cheap liquor and smoking cheaper weed, enjoying the time you've had together. Time you’d laugh, make love, and be happy to be alive.
But now?
Now you just sit in your rundown apartment, in a state of disrepair and uncleanliness befit of a rat, you are contemplating the end now that she’s gone, disappearing a year ago today without a word, several options exist - looking out the window you decide that that's where you want to do it. Sitting on the beach as the cold waters wash up next to you. You make yourself presentable, fixing your hair, putting on what good clothes you have, and put your knife deep in the folds of your pocket.
--
The air is chilly, early fall bringing out your breath in long white clouds. Rounding the corner from your apartment onto the street you see your best friend, Jackson, heading towards you. He’s always been a protector of yours you suppose, the brother you never really had. When your single father would be too drunk to watch over you, he’d be there, taking your mind off of it all, just like she once did. Internally you groan, this is possibly the last person you wanted to see before you do this.
He raises his hand,
“Hey! Nicholas!”
---------
A.) Say nothing and press past him
B.) Strike up a small conversation
C.) Say hi but continue walking
D.) Other
>>44454326
>B.) Strike up a small conversation
Faking your way through social interactions is what you do when you're depressed.
>>44454326
>B.) Strike up a small conversation
>>44454394
Agreed, fake it and move along like normal.
This looks like something straight out of 40K, I mean Laser Machine Gun mouth, this is both beautiful and ridiculous
that was for the PS2 version of force unleashed if I remember correctly. Best part is thats not even a remote attack droid or anything, Mandalorians RIDE those things.
>>44405567
I actually bought the PS2 version, seriously why isn't this already canon. We need some decent Mando lore and if Basilisk aren't in it I shall shed a single manly tear.
It is now officially Warhammer 40K
Alright /tg
What would be consequences of a post apocalyptic type world where volcanic ash is so thick in the air that its like theirs smog everywhere.
Cement lungs with out a rebreather
>>44405431
That's basically The Road. The book, not the movie.
>>44405431
>What would be consequences of a post apocalyptic type world where volcanic ash is so thick in the air that its like theirs smog everywhere.
Massive cooldown of the world. Most of humanity moves underground.
Rolled 35 (1d100)
Welcome rudebois and rudegyals to the latest edition of Star Wars A New Quest,
Last time on STANQ; Heading to work you notice you're being stalked and detect them on the way back so ditch them, disguise, and seduce them and make them your new PA as punishment for spying, more lewd, KJ thread 2's out as fuck when confronted with emotions, family dinner and movie night, more lewd, some character backstory, more lewd, make your new PA violet bond with the stone and teach survival class at your force academy, negotiate a deal with the jedi to see the former comatose receptionist and your son, Ranlis asks a favour to take on the traitor Wulf Irene and you glass and recruit the hairy space canadian angry manlet, put a hat on a space monkey, lewd, avoiding arrest after a supposed mutiny by the son of the Hutt reclaiming his supposed birthright, launching a rebellion to instate you as the rightful dictator and with some careful espionage, attacks, and plans, have garnered a large amount of civillian support, gained 4 more sabers in the processwhich if i'm not mistaken puts you at 23, 2 away from an unlockable, and had a really deep heart to heart with KJ ending in a bro hug.
And that's where we ended up.
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(cont)
Your head doesn't feel too great.
You probably shouldn't have broken out the hard stuff since your senses, force and otherwise, get truly fucked up on hangovers.
Perhaps it's the force's way of getting you to achieve your destiny instead of being a piss-head, who knows, mysterious ways.
Either way, it was fine tonight since you're awaking where you remember passing out in the temple with that fancy fur coat you remember picking up at one point draped over you like a blanket.
>Your comm is beeping, there's voices in the room next to yours which isn't empty like the one you're in, you don't know where your friends are, there's a used condom on the end of your knobber, and some prick has put highlights in the front of your hair,the reapers are coming, and you have no idea where in the world carmen sandiego is.
>What's on the agenda glorious leader.
Obligatory "this is a sandbox quest so if you want to kill yourself or fly to a planet full of hooker droids, then vote for it, the galaxy's your oyster" and youngling bump post.
>>44454236
>get up
>assess our defenses and supplies
>check with the division leaders
>start organizing the taking of an important location, such as perhaps an hospital or a government facility which will help drive up our legitimacy and supplies
>see if the rebels need anything
Become The Vampire 24
It's Sunday, your first at Red Fields, and you've just had a nice breakfast with Jennifer. As expected, most of the students have gone home for the weekend, and the few that remain barely paid you any mind at all. It's a school for monsters and wealthy humans, so everyone with money has gone home to enjoy it and most of the monsters have returns to their covens, clans and packs. It makes you wonder how people like Andrea ended up here, but then again, you're a bit of an exception yourself.
You have the whole day ahead of you to do... pretty much whatever you like. You've got a couple of assignments you could work on, like the helmet for shop class, and you could work on your magic some more. Presence is still locked in her canister, Meliora is still KO'd and Sammy and Andrea, as far as you know, are still at Sammy's place. You've returned to your room after breakfast to figure out what you want to do with your time.
>Character sheet
http://pastebin.com/YMGdCy7Q
>Rules
Same system as Become The Dragon Quest. If you don't know what that is, it's best of three d20 rolls. I name a stat that sums up what you're trying to do, and if I don't name a relevant skill, you try to fill in the blank based on what you're trying to accomplish. “Break open the door” might be Strength based, but if you've been playing baseball after school and there's a lead pipe nearby, you could apply your Baseball skill to the roll. A 20 on the die is a crit threat, and if either of the other two rolls is 20 or higher after mods, it's a critical. A crit fail is when you have two or more 1s. So far this system has worked out well enough. We'll get into combat rules as needed, but in basic terms you have wounds, not HP, and the worse the wounds, the more penalties you accrue while doing other things.
Most Important Rule:
Have fun.
>Try to wake Meliora up
>Let Presence out
>Magic training
>Homework time
>Try to catch up with Catherine for your project
>Check in on Sammy and Andrea face to face
>Chat with Jennifer about something
>Try to find Angie
>Other (write-in)
-
First to three will be first on the agenda, but you've got time for a few things depending on how you spend your time, and if you decide to cram things in or take your time with each.
>>44453362
>>Try to wake Meliora up
>>44453362
Try to wake Meliora up
Failing that
Try to catch up with Catherine for project
Convince me that having the BBEG's endgame plan involve turning an entire city into helpless bunny-people is a bad idea.
Because they should be helpful bunny-people instead.
What is the BBEG?
But why?
What after that?
>The Lady of Flames beckons you forward
>The Lady of Flames whispers in your ear
>>44452145
Ayylmao
>"One line of greentext threads are killing /tg/"
>>44452145
>Stop posting threads with two lines of green text and a single image faggot.
The continuing flashback of an anon and his Christmas spirit.
>>44451929
She said bro
>>44451976
She might not mean it literally. We don't know much about Winnie and WAnon's history... I think it would be kind of interesting if she had a few failed relationships before going steady with him.
>Let me tell you kids, about how i met your mother's friend... And slapped that ass!
Don't forget you owe us a good tit slap for White Fell, SQ.
That and mustard. All over her.
that is the price for messing with our Gun-Eh, Fertility Idols!