Goreplank the Red Chapter 1
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Goreplank the Red Chapter 1
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Just gonna be posting my story, it's elaborated a lot but most of it's based on my Rough Trader character, hope you enjoy!
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*"You want my account for the black library?... an account of what?"
"...him huh? I suppose that's understandable, I don't know what he's doing now, not really the type to write, I don't think he knows how to"
"Fine, I'll tell you what I know of him, but only if you drop all charges on me, my crew, and my ship"
"*sighs* Alright, let's go from the start than.."*
Intermission:
Orks, the true rulers of the galaxy, their might spreads to the farthest reaches of the materium, a clever Ork Kaptin can sense the mood of his crew, seeking out any disloyalty and ruthlessly crush it "Move it boyz! Enough muckin about, we'ze got some swag tah snag!!" Goreplank, was not that kind of Kaptin "Aye boss, me and some of the boyz were thinkin.." the nobs face spit into a feral grin, obvious even through the massive Jaw Plate bolted into his cheeks, as the group of Orks crowded behind him, slowly started to draw out large chunks of metal, roughly hewn in the vague semblance of axes and swords, Slagbrain was holding up what seemed to be four tricycles crudely welded together( we don't talk about Slagbrain). gore plank for his part did what most other Orks would do when confronted with a problematic situation... He blew it up
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What is the /tg/ dream?
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To have a story worth telling.And worth living.
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to pretend to crush your enemies, to see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women.
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>>54664885
to smoke dope and a sort magic cards in an isolated cabin with my best wench
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EDH/Commander General /edhg/ 2017-08-02 11:00:05 Post No.54664705
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EDH/Commander General /edhg/
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"Feminine Boners" Edition
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RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>/tg/ EDH General Discord
https://discord.gg/UE9Vqzu
CARD SEARCH
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface.
http://magiccards.info/
Thread Question:
What's your personal staples?
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>What's your personal staples?
This is one of my all-time favorite cards and I play it pretty much whenever possible.
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Olivia makes me feel strange
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>Thread Question
Do you mean pet cards?
If so trading post is an auto include in most of my decks.
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Which do you guys prefer for necron fro travel the Dolmen Gates or the Inertialess drives?
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Dolmen Gates, I like the model of Webway as Sci-Fi Labyrinth, and now this one has hordes of wandering undead in it
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Inertialess Drives. like the idea of the Necrons being totally unreliant on the Warp.
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Retard tries to play W40K 2017-08-02 10:16:06 Post No.54664099
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Retard tries to play W40K
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2017-08-02 10:16:06
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Okay, I do live in Sweden, but we have at least one GW and you can order online so I've been interested in playing this fascinating game.
I would like tips on how to find people to play with, how to take care of your minis, etc. I've also been wondering which race or chapter or w/e to play; I like the Sororitas, the Nids and WAAAGH!! but I want to hear what a true neckbeard has to say on the matter.
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>>54664099
Does bumping even do anything?
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>>54664099
FFS somebody give me the time of day...
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>>54664474
>FFS somebody give me the time of day...
>>54664099
At the time of this post it will be *chime* 4:47 pm mst
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>Poor mobs led by a few middle class intellectuals begin to massacre the rich and seize their property to distribute among the poor in the name of fairness
Is this an evil aligned act or neutral?
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It depends. How is the social mobility in the kingdom? Can poor people live a proper, fulfilling life through hard work? Are the rich hoarding the wealth and abusing the wealth?
It can be an evil act, a neutral act, or even a good act depending on the context.
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Are the rich Evil-aligned?(hint: yes)
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>>54663981
it's a good act if you're the poor and an evil act if you're the rich. There's likely to be more poor than rich, so this means it's more good than evil.
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/whg/ WarmaHordes General 2017-08-02 10:07:51 Post No.54663959
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2017-08-02 10:07:51
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I can't believe it's not Neverborn Edition
New theme stuff:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mZLbyizm40 [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
Mk3 list building:http://conflictchamber.com
Warmahords chat:https://discord.gg/KmXzbwD
Warmachine/Hordes Books, No Quarter, & IKRPG
http://textuploader <dot> com / d0thm
PP Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/user/PrivateerPressPrime
Latest Errata: January 2017
http://files.privateerpress.com/op/errata/WMH-Errata-January-2017-2.pdf
Theme Forces:
http://files.privateerpress.com/op/errata/Theme%20Forces.pdf
Steamroller Rules
http://privateerpress.com/organized-play/steamroller-tournaments
Table of contents for all NQ issues
http://www.privateerpressforums.com/showthread.php?4313-Table-Of-Contents-For-All-No-Quarter-Issues
Lexicanum Iron Kingdoms Fluff wiki:
http://warmachine.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page
MK3 RULES:
http://files.privateerpress.com/allnewwar/Prime.pdf
http://files.privateerpress.com/allnewwar/Primal.pdf
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B5OHGgAx7q66NUdvUFp3LWVQRlE&usp=drive_web
Warmachine/Hordes Army Creator (WHAC) .apk
http://charbon-et-charentaise.org/blog/content/app-release.apk
>Mk3 Trollbloods Command
http://www20.zippyshare.com/v/1tLOuOW7/file.html
>Mk3 Protectorate Command
http://www20.zippyshare.com/v/LToez2J8/file.html
>Mk3 Circle Orboros Command
http://www20.zippyshare.com/v/dAMPtJKy/file.html
>Mk3 Cygnar Command
http://www104.zippyshare.com/v/aG3otFxu/file.html
>Mk3 Legion of Everblight Command
http://www93.zippyshare.com/v/cJMBctzR/file.html
>Mk3 Khador Command
http://www92.zippyshare.com/v/JI62A5Ll/file.html
>Mk3 Cryx Command
http://www42.zippyshare.com/v/kAGpNygA/file.html
>Mk3 Retribution of Scyrah Command
http://www108.zippyshare.com/v/9gF1X7iU/file.html
>Mk3 Grymkin Command
http://www3.zippyshare.com/v/tBkUxma2/file.html
>Abridged Mk2 Lore
Gargantuans:
https://pastebin.com/XPKMKYUc
Exigence:
https://pastebin.com/6D1fwSgv
Devestaton:
http://pastebin.com/KxkzfnXj
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Ded game, DC went to make rules for Guild Ball, why don't you play?
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>>54665143
sport game with an even more toxic playerbase here in Scotland than warmahordes ever could dream of.
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>>54665143
Because I enjoy killing things, not run after a dumb ball?
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What would Dr. Doom look like in 3.5?
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>>54663921
Probably about the same, 3.5 is pretty forgiving when it comes to defining appearance.
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Whatever the fuck you want him to look like
Maybe not such bright green for the Cape tho, pretty sure it was expensive in medical times
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>>54663974
Maybe I should have been a bit clearer.Stat him.
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Make Me A Gimmicky PC 2017-08-02 09:23:13 Post No.54663205
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Starting a 3.5 campaign, with a new DM that thought he could do better than me. He always plays meme characters and i want to make one a million times worse. Make me the most gimmicky, dumb character that you can think of
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Just go pun-pun, then switch to a less broken system.
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>>54663205
CoD. But multi-class into Sorcerer.
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https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Magic_Missile_Stormer_(3.5e_Optimized_Character_Build)
medop
professions and tabletop thread 2017-08-02 08:39:05 Post No.54662530
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professions and tabletop thread
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>be me
>Med student, no time at all
>Always liked tabletop but never had an opportunity to play because of where I live, too autistic to search for a group
That was my life till some time ago untill one day...
>Friends see critical role
>they Want to try 5e
>Get a little 'are you sure?' since /tg/ made me scared of that edition
>They all are eager to do it
>Vacation time, offer myself to be a GM cause none of them want to
>I spend 5 days in serious worldbuilding and barely sleep (already used to that) because of reasons I had to make the first session soon
>It all goes smoothly, players enjoy it and they loved the 5 sessions we got to make in this time
>Vacation time over and don't have time for nothing again
I just feel bad man, does any of you GMs have extremely time consuming jobs and can still pull off being a GM?
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I'm a child counselor, which is incredibly draining, as I also go to school.
The secret is consistency. Find a time that works for all or most, and make it consistent. Plan your homework, work, and other things so you always have that time free
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>>54662530
Chef here. Long campaigns are fun, but the group mostly switched to 1 shots because we all got jobs. They have a lot less prep time and don't matter nearly as much if someone can't make it.
I miss long campaigns though.
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>>54662556
thanks dude, really nice to see some hope on keeping gming while also having a draining profession like yours.
do you keep a weekly gaming schedule? are the ppl in your group also your friends?
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You can never have enough character art.
Post some characters that look powerful! Let's see some real intensity.
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I need battle priests.
Pic related.
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Unfortunately away from my PC but I'll post soon. Have one powerful character and one normie in the meantime.
I need space cowboys. Robot, cyborg, or human. All the space cowboys.
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What if jerusalem was part of a nestorian turk empire? Would there still be crusades?
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Oy vey!
On a serious note, it was part of the ottoman empire for quite a while... so why not
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>>54660164
Since Nestorians are heretics, if they fucked with the holy sites they'd get their shit pushed in just like the Muslims. Plus loot is always a great incentive for crusades/jihad/whatevs.
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>>54660164
They would in a "No, I'm the greatest christian ruler in the world, not you fucking Nestorian" way
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SHADOW WAR ARMAGEDDON GENERAL TACO 2017-08-02 05:26:43 Post No.54660057
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SHADOW WAR ARMAGEDDON GENERAL TACO
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The struggle is real edition.
Keep playing skirmish you bastards. It's the only thing that 28mm really works for anyway.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B-aNL8QvvrP-NEMwRVNETW10dk0/view?usp=sharing
Of course I name all my models, don't you Mr. 40K?
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This makes people happy. Be happy people.
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Been itching to play. Keep asking at my LGS about it, but as soon as 8th Edition hit, this died. We didn't even get one event because the LGS wanted to wait for the book to release to general public.
So here I am with my Sisters and Orkz and i'm about to just start playing against myself in a futile attempt to learn the game.
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Syndicate Kill Team. Because why not.
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/CofD/ & /wodg/ Chronicles of Darkness and World of Darkness General 2017-08-02 05:23:23 Post No.54660012
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/CofD/ & /wodg/ Chronicles of Darkness and World of Darkness General
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Previous thread: >>54650369
>Pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/7HiVphFm
>News
https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/200664283/chronicles-of-darkness-dark-eras-2
https://www.paradoxinteractive.com/en/white-wolf-partners-with-focus-home-interactive-for-a-video-game-adaptation-of-the-world-of-darkness-storyteller-game-werewolf-the-apocalypse/
>This week's Monday Meeting Notes:
http://theonyxpath.com/the-dog-days-of-august-sorta-monday-meeting-notes/
>5th editons cliffnotes
https://pastebin.com/cp0r59da
>Question
When is Beckett's Jyhad Diary supposed to come out and has anyone seen what it's like thus far?
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>When is Beckett's Jyhad Diary supposed to come out and has anyone seen what it's like thus far?
Never.
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The Dark Eras 2 Kickstarter is kind of disappointing me. None of the Eras are really grabbing me.
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Thousand Years of Night WHEN?
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MTG Lore Thread:Shitty Podcast Edition 2017-08-02 03:22:57 Post No.54658549
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MTG Lore Thread:Shitty Podcast Edition
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http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/magic-story-podcast-vampires-2017-08-02
Do people even give a fuck about the podcast? At least we know its Edgar Markov is in C17.
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>based Volkan Baga artwork
I'm probably gonna buy the Vampire one for that alone
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What fraction of beings with a planeswalker spark actually manage to activate it?
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>>54658637
It's mainly humans cause shitty marketing reasons. Pretty much anything alive not made from Mana are capable of a spark. The beings that are incapable of a spark are:
>Dead like Vampires and Zombies
>Mana Constructs like Angels and Demons
Sorin and Ob are loop holes, On was human when he got his spark, and Sorin is not dead since him and his grandfather used an Angel Blood ritual to bring Vampirism to their plane.