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>the priest who does backalley healings on prominent members of the criminal underworld to fund their corrupt church

Both of those are great.

The thief who steals.

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You jelly poor fag, lol can't even afford what i have (which is really rare BTW, just so you know)

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>>44739158
Stop making this thread

>>44739158
Pointing out a problem and not pointing out a solution does nothing. Provide a solution we can debate.

>>44737873
>>Remind her

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>>44737937
Has Saif seen Doctor Who? He's like the doctor (essentially a time mage), with his regeneration. Except, y'know, without the shapeshifting.

>>44737873
>Let it be
She's distraught. No need to make her feel stupid too.

We'll remind her later when laughing about it is a bit more appropriate.

>>44737844
Failure.

World Eaters and Night Lords brought entire systems to surrender just by uttering their name, they were successful and thats all that Emperor asked of the Primarchs.

>>44737844
Waifu posting

>>44737844
Landing on a maiden world and cooperating with the locals.
Being worthless or crippled on the Emperors arrival.

Thanks for the recommendation Jared.

How's 10th grade World History treating you?

>>44735790
an, at best, shallow examination of the factors that lead to the creation of history as we know it.

>>44734374
>they go start retarded threads on tg

Is it really a disorder if that is just the way they are? Or are you saying they suddenly changed?

>muh single-line thread starter
>muh ideal /tg/
>muh wannabe janitor powers

These threads serve the vital purpose of keeping the wannabe mods busy when there isn't an active Excuse Me thread up.

>>44733024
Why would you need that incomplete image with awfully stretched images, when all those races are on the classic image?

Also, the last two civ generals died a silent dead, so I don't think we actually need this one.

>>44733024
why is there no civ thread going?

>>44733084
He's right. Civs are dead atm

>>44733018
Don't run The Thing.
Run The Things.
with CthulhuTech Tagers.

That's what I did.

http://clarkesworldmagazine.com/watts_01_10/

We had a thing monster in a game. It was pretty cool and scary at first but eventually ruined by magical realm. One thing to keep in mind, is that the thing can infect animals, like birds for example.

>>44733018
Honestly, I'd run a game based on the scrapped sequel series:

http://coronacomingattractions.com/news/exclusive-look-return-thing-screenplay

>>44733324
>that fanfic

No.

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>>44731122

On his battle barge, the Chapter Master considered the gift with his techmarines. ”Should we give it to a Scout, milord? It IS expertly made.” The Chapter Master betrayed no hint of emotion as he took in the craftsmanship of the weapon.
“Hmm,”
his eyes gazed down the length of the barrel, to the trigger, and then to the stock
“Hmm?”
where an exquisitely carved scene of Sanguinius fighting demons had been embossed in gold.
“Oh,”
the skill of the artist was beyond question, and great care had even been taken in the accuracy of the Crusade era armor and weapons. Sanguinus himself dominated the image, his blade having just bisected the foul demon Ka'Bandha, his left hand crushing the skull of a Bloodcrusher, and his piercing blue eyes looking with determination at the unholy horde before him.
“Uhh,”
Sanguinus’s golden hair flowed for nearly a meter behind his head, its silken strands unblemished by the grind of battle. Nor was any piece of his body besmirched, save for his hand now covered in demonic blood. His toned chest was broad and muscular, with the dark pattern of the Black Carapace visible beneath it. His strong, powerful thighs stood proudly upon a mountain of defeated demons, his left buttcheek shone brightly in the sunlight
“Hmm”
as his semi-erect penis hung down nearly a foot between his legs.

Clearly it was of expert craftsmanship, yes, but just as clearly his entire chapter would be the laughingstock of other Astartes were one of his brothers to wield it in battle.
“Contact the Temple of Holy Relics, tell them we’ve discovered a blessed artifact that we’d like to give them.”
It was a lovely present though.

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>>44731122
Also, post Blood Angels/Sanguinus-the-prettiest-of-Primarchs

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Wut.

>>44730699
Feels great, being a GR tron player.

>>44733640
I hope you have a second Modern deck for post-OGW.

>>44730699
what do you think the problem with tron is? personally I had that smug cunt ugin. I could fight through a karn before, it was rougher than anal with no lube, but sometimes with the right draws it worked. ugin is just NOPE GET SHITFUCKED CUNT and dominates the game vs. anything midrange/aggro.

I wouldn't be sad to see that fucker go the way of treasure cruise.

>>44730300
Protip: Don't insult one of the senior faculty of the Unseen University. You'll get your arms ripped off or turned into a goat.

>>44730300
The Librarian really needs to cut back on the bananas.

>>44730388
Also, you might find that your reservation on the book you're so desperately after and only exist in single copy got lost from the records and you need to submit a new one.

>>44725709
Godless Shrine
Expedition

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>>44725709
Overgrown Tomb. RTR version.

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Sacred Foundry
Ravnica

put your dick in it

>>44724980
with a magic ball gag

>>44725017
> Not wanting a drooling cup

We've been doing a practice session for our upcoming campaign, which will be the first time most of us have played shadowrun. This happened in the second practice session.
>the hacker, a dwarf going by Technoviking (in all three senses of the word), has hobo with a shotgun quality, opts to sleep outside other player's apartment after doing some hacking at their place
>awaken to the sound of a screaming viking yelling at the rest of us to get downstairs to fight the devil
>walk out of apartment door to see a half naked dwarf only wearing Securetech PPP (Protect People's Privates) wielding an axe and facing down a devil rat on the sidewalk
>wat
>watch the dwarf fail to hit the rat for a couple passes, he doesn't even have 10 dice against the rat's 10 R+I
>recap: a mostly naked techno viking is fighting a rat with an axe in broad daylight in renton
>fuggit, put a round in the rat, and at the same time, the rigger fires up a rotodrone to put a burst in too
>the techno revels in his victory, removes any traces of bullet wounds with his axe, severs the head, and punts it back into the alley
>scream of elation
>GM asks for perception test, everybody swivels around and spots the schoolgirl behind the techno just recording everything on her commlink
>me with my gun and trenchcoat, the rat exploding, and the mostly naked techno
>the techno loses his composure, just yells his warcry at her
>she screams and runs away
>nearly gets hit by fourth teammate who lived nearby and was arriving by scoot
>techno doesnt feel like chasing, goes into VR to brick her commlink
>hurray ASIST
>face plants into the dead rat
>crashes the girl's commlink, corrupts the live stream she was broadcasting
>P2.0 now has a trending video of some lunatic viking impersonator mutilating a rat, then falling into it for some reason
Houses are important, you guys.

>>44724312
And from another perspective...
>be me
>skipping school because it is SO lame
>naked dude gets chased out of an alley by a devil rat
>oh shit time for some viral video money
>start filming as he completely fails to hit the rat
>some woman walks out of the apartment building, stares, then shoots the rat
>the viking dude goes mental, hacking at the rat
>kicks the head into the alley, does a victory dance like he just scoreda goal
>Oh fuck video of the year
>viking looks up from the rat
>looks in my direction
>looks at me
>oh drek
>viking screams at me like an animal
>turn around to run, some fucking asshole nearly runs me over on a scoot
>what kind of grown man rides a scoot?
>run away, filming while I run
>get home, find out my link is trashed, video corrupted!
>piece of drek sony
>top P2.0 for the next week
>so what link do I get now

>How do you like your HTR teams? Ded killy, bigger trenchcoats than the players, or twirling moustache villains?

My HTR teams vary based on the corp, but I'm actually pretty hype about the Augmented Special Tactics Division of Knight Errant that I'm working on. Small division of biocompatible Knight Errant officers, loaded up with muscle replacements, reaction enhancers, and dermal armor, then trained by the high-tier prime runner team that KE keeps on payroll (eventual antagonists depending on how things go down) to operate specifically against runner teams. Matrix-heavy, magic-light, and ded killy against major targets.

The division's just starting to form as of my campaign opening, so they won't be a factor for quite a while. A few runs will either weaken or strengthen the base that I've got for them.

>>44722850
Someone approaches you and tells you your waifu a shit. What do you do?

>>44722850
If the party is sentinent?

Wut?

What is love?