ITT: fatal mistakes a rookie party is liable to make
>going into the sewers
>doing a 'favor' for the local crime boss
>trusting a woman
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>following a little girl
If a little girl appears in your TTRPG and wants help or, god forbid, wants you to follow her, run. Don't look back, just fucking run. Little girls are always bad news.
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>>45268950
Letting your DM know Grimtooth's Traps exists.
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>falling for it when the GM tries to intimidate you by going "Are you SUUUUUUUUUURRREEE? :^)"
It's always, always a bluff. Feel free to proceed every time.
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How can we make wizards weirder?
They've gotten a little too pedestrian for my taste.
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Fleshcrafters?
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>>45268554
You need a setting where magic is rare, and even wizards who can use magic will rarely use it.
The intrigue of magic died when wizards started using magic for mundane, everyday activities, such as lightning candles and levitating books off of shelves and into their hands.
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Lots of people (and a bunch of fiction obviously) play Good aligned characters (yes paladins blah blah etc) as having a stubbornness where other people cannot dissuade or discourage them from doing the 'right' thing, like this is "admirable" thing. Is it really? Isn't it just being a fanatic / insane person who can only hold to their vision of reality while rejecting everyone elses? Is that really a 'heroic' quality?
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>Isn't it just being a fanatic / insane person
We call it having strong moral fibre. And yes, it's admirable.
In the eyes of evil it would be fanaticism or insanity, but resisting the temptation to bend a few rules or take the easy way out is seen as quite heroic to most people.
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>>45268351
As opposed to abandoning your convictions the moment things get hard and join the winning team, yeah it is.
It can be misguided, but by itself is definetely an admirable trait.
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>>45268565
Found Ted Cruz.
Strong convictions are what leads the world to be a terrible place.
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So /tg/, with the news that Fenris is about to suffer the fate of Prospero, I'm going to be running a series of sessions involving the Siege of the Fang. The players control an Inquistion/Minostorum task force sent to aid the loyalist space marines in assaulting the vile, heretical Space Wolves.
In order to facilitate this task I would like a full list of all teamkilling incidents by the obviously traitorous Space Wolves legion, so that their crimes may be read to Logan Grimnar before he is executed.
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>>45268340
They attacked the Ecclisiarchy after they refused to fuck off from Fenris.
That's all I can think ofThe war after Armageddon is Black Library shit.
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>>45268381
Ok, and that was 866 m41, according to Lexicanum.
Wasn't the disagreement between the Wolves and =][= canon in some form though?
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Not in any team killing form.
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You are the head researcher at a government facility. Your sole responsibility is to teach the world's first autonomous AI, nicknamed Pandora, about life, the world and her existence.
Previously you and Pandora had a lengthy discussion about her brother, Ares. She was understandably upset at first, but you eventually managed to get her to discuss the possibility of meeting him, to which she asked that she could, wanting to discern for herself if he posed any real threat to her or anyone else in the Facility.
Welcome back to Pandora Quest!
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You lazily get out of bed, almost forgetting to turn off the alarm as you do. Yesterday was a bit stressful, a bit of a relief, but mostly eye-opening. Pandora wants to meet her brother, which is a a major step forward in her trusting that he means her, nor anyone else any harm. You're unsure how he'll react to her, but he hasn't given any indication that it would be met negatively.
>Get breakfast
>Head to Pandora's room
>Head to Ares' room
>Contact ______ (write in)
>Go ______ (write in)
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>>45266813
I say we get breakfast and Contact someone about this "meet up" The general or R&D team perhaps?
Contact Babsy.
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>>45266813
>Get breakfast
>Ask Babsy if she wants to get breakfast with us
>If she'd like too
>It's not a date or anything
>I mean unless she wants it to be
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Destiny's story is garbage but the universe seems cool. Has anyone got shit done and made an RPG/adapted one for it? Or is there one that would translate easily?
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GURPS
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>That wizard came from the moon.
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every damn time.
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>PT top 8: 6 eldrazi 2 affinity
>http://magic.wizards.com/en/events/coverage/ptogw/top-8-decklists-2016-02-06
It looks like we are finally at a point in this format where Legacy police cards are needed.
Which ones should be printed in the next Modern Masters?
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BAN SIMIAN SPIRIT GUIDE
BAN EYE OF UGIN
BAN ELDRAZI TEMPLE
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>every single deck in Top 8 is colorless
Jesus Christ
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why the fug is scapeshift still 40 bucks i just wanna build my new deck
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You are Kline Bueller, and you are getting ready to catch a pest bugging the farmers. The question was, was your partner ready to handle it?
You head downstairs to see Maria sitting on the couch, grumbling angrily.
"What's up?" You ask.
"Your mother." Maria snorts, crossing her arms.
"I would say it, but I don't want to sound like a jackass." You hold your hands up.
"Then don't." The blonde turns away from you.
"Kline! Come here!" Your mother shouts. You wonder what she wants. Probably to give you a boxed lunch.
>"Coming!"
>"In a minute!"
>"I just got up..."
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"I'm coming!" You shout as you head into the kitchen. Your mom is at the table with a boxed lunch, as you correctly guessed.
"Here you go, Kline. I made some lunch for you and that...girl." Your mom frowns at the mention of Maria. It seems she still has a grudge against her.
"Mom, can't you be a little more easy on her? She's trying to be nice." You sigh.
"Nice isn't trying to destroy my kitchen with her amateurish help." Your mom frowns. "Don't you have someplace to be?"
"Later, mom." You say as your mother nods. You leave the kitchen and head out the front door, only to be stopped by a certain blonde.
"Wait just a minute! You're not leaving me behind!" Maria protests.
"Wouldn't dream of it." You mutter. The two of you leave your house and head towards Millie's house. You knock on the door, and Millie opens it and looks at you.
"Hey, Kline. Didn't expect you this early. Mom's outside planting seeds while Dad is off getting a new axe." Your friend says.
Maria pushes past you and heads inside. She really is her mother's kid deep down inside. You turn to Millie. "So, you wanted to do something today?"
"I heard you were going to catch that pest that's harassing the farmers. Can I help out?" Millie asks you.
>"I don't know..."
>"Sure."
>"Not today, sorry."
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>>45265268
>"Sure."
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Hi there /tg/. I'm working on a personal project from 40k and I need some help with the fluff
Essentially I'm writing a battle right now in which two Chapters of Space Marines, one being my ORIGINEL CONTENT DONUT STEEL, the other being a loyalist chapter of future choice.
Essentially the OC Chapter is barely considered "loyal" by some in the Inquisition, because of their unorthodox pratices.
In the particular scenario I'm stuck with, the OC chapter and the existing chapter are fighting together in a Hive World, helped by Guardsmen regiments, against a Chaos cult that worships Khorne.
The setpiece I'm trying to work is that the OC Chapter had, without the existing chapter's previous knowledge, had dismantled a sacred vehicle and installed its weapons on the building they were defending, but I can't really choose a vehicle.
It has to be both powerful enough to justify attempting to take maximum advantage of its weapon systems and "holy" enough to come off as a massive shock. I originally thought Baneblade, because of it being said to be an ancient design, but I think a Baneblade is "common" enough that this kind of modification wouldn't come as too shocking.
What do you suggest?
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>but I think a Baneblade is "common" enough that this kind of modification wouldn't come as too shocking.
Falchion or Fellblade.
Though that might be too far in the other direction.
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Use one of the Baneblade variants, then. Shadowswords, if I remember right, are even more SUPER HOLY than Baneblades.
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>>45264297
Fellblade's. Thing that cannot be replicated to such an extent or very few forgeworlds can produce. Like a Titan Weapon.
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Large sheets of bone and metal are constructed and shaped to shield the corpse of the Beast of Rukor from the hurricane raging above. A waterspout causes all craft to either rise above the storm or dive into the ocean to avoid it. Pipes run from a pair of Bloat Carrier ships hidden away in a nearby rift pumping the rick necrotic biomass brought from Horizon's Drops catoblepas farms into freshly crafted silos.
Within the shielded environment hoses with hypodermic spearpoints are jabbed into the vast corpse, pumping the slurry of biomass into the Beasts veins. The Think Tank buried in the largest of its many hearts pumps the fluid through the creature. The surface of its mimetic hide squirms then ruptures as parasitic worms with large jaws and stinging appendages escape the toxic slurry and the aquatic gargoyles slithering through it's bloodvessels. The hide around the biomass pumping hoses starts to harden and reshape itself from pliable flesh into hardened chitin.
Nekris oversees the process, his reptilian hand turning the fang of the Ahkam over in its grasp as he sits next to the colossal eye of the Beast. His Alpha Stalker pet paddles lazily through the water around him, chewing on a mouthful of captured parasites. He realized the Beast would become a symbol of the New Necrotic Armada, a living primordial "God" slain and turned into a powerful weapon. The thoughts of the Think Tank burrowed into it's corpse speak of armor and excessive weapon placements, reinforcing the corpse with powerful spinal hull mounts.
The New Necrotic Armada consumed and twisted the dead into it's weapons and soldiers. Yet as Gargoyles watch ructu villagers gather bushels of kelp in the lulls of the storms the General knew they were causing some good, however twisted it was. Scoffing his hand snatches a worm escaping from a rent in the Beasts hide.
The creature flails in his grasp coiling around his arm before he electrocutes it with a sizzle of blue light.
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Very sorry about the delay there folks. Went to go pick up Tax return and get a flat on the way back. Just my luck.
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Stockpile:
>76160B (300 Catoblepas: 10500B, 10 Herds: 190B, Hunting outposts: 150B, 1000 Kelp Vats: 10000B)
>32520M (200 Diggers 4000M, 50 Entropic Excavators 7500M Daily, 40 Harvesters 2400M)
>Capitol City 18% (-500B -500M Daily)
Troop Totals:
>2 Voidknight Disciples
>1500 Talons (5 Clutches)
>300 Aquatic Talons (1 Clutch)
>250 Cyclops: (5 Squads)
>100 Aquatic Cyclops (2 Squads)
>1000 Stingers (5 Platoons)
>250 Gargoyles (5 Flights)
>150 Aquatic Gargoyles (3 Flights)
>450 Trolls (3 Packs)
>25 Crit Crawls
>160 Stalkers (2 Packs)
>1 Alpha Stalker
>120 Shadows (2 Clusters)
>100 Think Tanks
>25 Cauldrons
Necrolyte Legion:
>1 Voidsinger (loyal)
>321 Legionnaires
>200 Stonestar Warriors
>1 Light Cruiser
>2 Frigates
>2 Corvettes
Enslaved Minions:
>Jor (loyal)
>30 Osjiic
>25 Dagger
>30 Colonists
>6 Stonestar
>25 Plainsrunner Osogo
>4 Ructu
Guests:
>Obsidianborn Construct
>30 Stonestar Researchers
>300 Stonestar Warriors
Vehicles/Ships:
>3 Void Terrors
>100 Chariots
>95 Coffins
>50 Support Coffins
>220 Nails
>43 Corvette
>34 Frigates
>10 Dagger disguised Frigates
>5 Osjiic disguised Frigates
>13 Light Cruisers
>10 Heavy Cruiser
>10 Bloat Carriers
>10 Terrordromes
>1 Battlecruiser
>10 Eyegores
>1 Dagger Clanship
>1 Ahkam Destroyer (Inoperable)
>1 Ahkam Corvette (Inoperable)
>1 Ahkam Frigate (Inoperable)
Ships in Construction:
>12 light cruisers (5 complete in 3 Turns)
>1 Battlecruiser (1 Turns)
>1 Flagship (15%)
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IT IS TIME TO SPREAD OUR REACH THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY
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Completed Research:
>Ahkam Sub-Capitol Mimicry: By studying the captured corvette and frigate along with the remains of the Ahkam fleet drifting through the Rukor system has allowed your Ship Pylons to construct replicas of Ahkam Frigates and Ahkam Corvettes
>Juvenile Ahkam Dissection: The blue scaled Ahkam was indeed a juvenile of the egomaniacal race of serpents that pose as gods. While not true gods themselves a dissection of the juvenile reveals that their race is capable of great power. It took only a few direct blasts from it's lightning to render Lorgul comatose and injured and only a single strike to punch a hole through your own armor.
>Facility Research Notes and Files: The vorh necrolyte technician worked hard with his companions with the aid of a Think Tank to decode the vast amounts of files and research notes contained within the facilities backup systems. The recovered information is a trove of potential knowledge but initial searching reveals several topics worthy of researching further.
>Ship Boarding Technology: A single Think Tank in its free-time (what little of it they get) realized that there must be an even easier method of boarding hostile ships than opening cargo doors and letting the troops leap across the void of space.
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WARHAMMER 40K BUY SELL TRADE CHARITY THREAD
GRAND OPENING EDITION
https://1d4chan.org/wiki//tg/'s_basement_bazaar
This thread will serve the purpose of /tg/ becoming partially self sufficient in terms of miniature trading.
No longer will you have to stoop to bidding on things on auctions
No longer will you have to visit
>le reddit :DDDDD
for /r/miniswap
No longer will you have to snoop around on craigslist with dirty old men trying to sell you terminators for 80 bucks each because "they're older and have more value than your modern day hijinks."
Now, you get to snoop around middle aged men trying to sell you terminators for only FIFTY DOLLARS, because they're "pro painted and airbrushed with unicorn horn."
HOW TO POST IN THIS THREAD.
Write what you want under, in large capital letters, WANT
Write what you have under, in large capital lettters, HAVE
Provide contact information via steam/email under, in large capital letters, CONTACT
The capital letters are for the more spergy of our /tg/ brethren, they are known to hyperventilate and scream when things don't make sense. To prevent death by rapid cheeto dust inhalation, please follow the format.
As such, I will provide an example.
WANT
Dark Eldar Codex 7th edition
HAVE
Astra Militarum / Imperial Guard codex 7th edition.
CONTACT
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IF you want to participate in CHARITY, helping the less fortunate fa/tg/uys {me} get free shit,
follow the format but under WANT, write "charity"
As follows
WANT
Charity
HAVE
Dark Eldar 7th Edition Codex
CONTACT
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Now, to fire off the grand opening of our thread, I'll post the first listing.
WANT
Imperial Guard Shit, starting an army. Need codex and guardsmen.
Anything models, paints, or bits you do not want and want to sell.
HAVE
Money {in extremely low amounts}
Mtg
SHIT TONS OF YUGIOH
CONTACT
Ask for it.
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WANT
BLOOD ANGELS
HAVE
TACTICAL MARINES
CHAOS CULTISTS
ASTRA MILITARUM
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>>45264286
I need everything for blood angels, just starting an army. Willing to trade off everything i have for the astra militarum.
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>>45264286
WANT
cities of death terrain
Games workshop Scenery
OOP Forgeworld
Have
Money and kasrkins
>Hasbro and Mattel are in talks for a merger
How will this affect Wizards of the Coast?
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>>45262780
>AOL
That still exists?
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>>45262780
It won't, at all, and I don't see how you would think it would.
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>>45262912
oh my god
how
why
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Alright you heretical fucks, let's have another one of these with all the Chaos infecting the catalog. Somebody start us off by rolling a 1d10 for why we were Founded.
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Rolled 6 (1d10)
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1. emporer thought of a cool new chapter name
2. emporer thought of a cool new color scheme
3. emporer got mad at Genes Workshop and purchased thirdparty miniature figuregenes
4. emporer wanted a chapter to drive his daughter to soccer practise
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Alright, we're a counter to some threat. Let's use the enemies relation table to find out who we're supposed to curbstomp the shit out of first. Roll 1d100.
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I FUCKING TOLD YOU SO
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My theory:Avacyn is/was Nahiri, this is Sorin's fault and now she's (uderstandably) pissed at him.
Evidence:
>Vampires are not known for creating angels, corrupting and brainwashing are more their style
>Similar appearance
>Both have a talent for trapping their enemies using pointy stones.
>Sorin was implied to have done something terrible to her last time they met.
It's either that or Avacyn is based off Nahiri and she's pissed off because of that. It's like going to somebody's house and seeing they have a waifu body pillow with your face on it.
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>>45263711
Sorin didn't meet Nahiri until after he'd already created Avacyn.
1/10 got me to reply
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>>45263711
I'd be pretty elated to see someone use a body pillow designed after me though.
What magical disasters exist in your setting?
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Japan.
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>>45261335
Currently running Eberron so several fuck off huge events.
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>>45261335
Owlbears