North of Mordor, Umbar and Harad - are there any dangers lurking upon a lone traveler? Apart from, I guess whispering trees that want to put you to sleep and squash you and dimwitted ogres.
Is there anythign else that "lurks" ... Holy hell, dune wraiths. Ok I guess there is some stuff.
Slavers and bandits, Trolls and other monsters. The occasional easterling/khand warband.
I'm guessing some kind of funky insects too in the deserts.
>>54712748
how big is the whole continent? is there any other great kingdom in the east/south?
>>54712851
I dunno, I have this sitting on my harddrive, but it's nothing remotely resembling canon.
What characters are indisputably the best at what they do by class? If Carmen San Diego is the best Thief, then who is the best Warrior, Wizard, etc.?
>>54712440
Fighter: Conan
Magic User: Merlin
Thief: Robin Hood
There is no archetypal cleric, because the figures or real religion muddle the mixture of popular consciousness
This list is objectively correct
>>54712440
Best Cleric coming through.
>>54712552
>Fighter
>Conan
That's funny.
>quicker and easier to make than old Marines
>more genetically stable and more resistant/resilient to the touch of the Immaterium
>superior performance/quality soldier
Old Marines will be extinct within 2 Editions and the new chapter standard will be 5000-1000 marines
But the Reverse Ninjitsu trope will take effect and they will die by the hundreds to the most petty and mundane shit like their 30k counterparts.
CSM Primaris Luna Wolves fucking when?
>>54711940
Would prefer Loyalist Luna Wolves instead and to watch them shit on the Black Legion.
>>54711889
>Old Marine Fags
Watch is happen, just watch it fucking happen as stubborn neckbeards hold onto their old Marines stating they are better because "reason".
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>>54702728
Where's a cheap perk that allows me to hit people with lethal magic/power and not kill them?
>>54710986
Elona and Ben 10 have perks like that
>>54710986
Tranquilisers from Carnivores?
It's the only thing that comes to mind. I'm not sure whether you'd call it 'cheap' though.
>The bunker's hatch judders open and a timid Englishman decked in traditional finery and an iron-clad top hat sticks his head gingerly out into the open.
Oh God, I sense this is going to cause a maelstrom of shit to come crashing down on top of me judging by the boards mood lately, but I need your help.
Four close friends of mine want to try role playing games because they've been curious about it for a while now and have finally decided to give it a go.
So far, so good; but now we reach the start of the trouble.
You see, because I've literally played a single game of Dark Heresy, they want me to be the DM, since I'm the most experienced person they know.
I don't mind being the DM, I've lurked here long enough to pick up the basics of what and what not to do; so we should be fine there.
However, the problem I have is that they want to play DnD. Which version? They don't care, so long as it's DnD.
Now I know a lot of you are going to say it's shit and that we should play something else; but it is the only thing they are adamant on.
They want to try DnD first and only then, if they like it, will they try different games.
So now, dear tg, I shall drop the bomb shell that will tear this thread asunder.
What is the best version of DnD for people who have never played a roleplaying game before, being run by a man who has never DMed?
>With that, the man dives back down the hatch and waits for the sounds of battle to stop...
>>54710323
>judders
Thanks for that word! I'm writing a paper on our post-literate society and need more examples of just that kind of illiteracy.
The premise is that people no longer read apart from internet posts and thus hear words and phrases far more often than they read them. Also, because most people have horrible pronunciation skills, people often "hear" a word or phrase mispronounced which they then mindlessly repeat in what little writing they still do.
So we get "doggy dog world", "sixty one half dozen of another", "diamond dozen" and others.
Your use of the "judders" instead of "shudders" or "stutters" is because 1) you no longer read apart from internet posts and 2) you heard some other post-literate mispronounce the word. This will be a nice example for my thesis.
Thanks again and stay stupid. It will make you easier to manage.
>>54710604
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/judder
Oh dear.
Not OP, but maybe look up a word before getting on your high horse.
>>54710323
I would say go for 5th, as it has the most support out at the moment, so you can pick up things more easily from a FLGS.
Favorite antagonist factions?
Anything really.
Skaven
Orks
Goblins have been fun in pretty much every single incarnation. Fucking love those little green shits.
SEELE
the Deep Ones
the Reds from the RGB Mars trilogy
ODESSA, back when they were a thing
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How do you feel about Griffons, Demigryphs, and Pegasi in the setting?
>>54704790
>>yfw unnamed WHFB game is Gauntlet
>>54704790
a friend told me tay enchantress had the best feets in warhammer world
>>54704927
>>top tier waifu
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Thread Question:
What's the most obscure rule or rules interaction you've deliberately invoked?
I don't care what anyone says, this is the real secret tech when playing with randoms.
>>54704051
Dunno if it's necessarily obscure, but the Fiend Hunter + sac outlet interaction led to some heated conversations at my table the first time I did it.
>>54704051
>What's the most obscure rule or rules interaction you've deliberately invoked?
No touchbacks.
The Roman Empire at its height vs one M1 Abrams tank with infinite fuel and ammunition.
>>54702655
If the tank hasn't got a crew, I'd go with the Romans.
>>54702655
The tank. The Roman Empire has literally nothing that can damage it. The only hope they have is that their corpses will clog up the treads, and even then they merely stopped it, they still have no way of actually damaging the thing.
>>54702655
Not Fair.
utterly
do you have any idea how much a jump 1970's tech was from 1942?
how about 1800 from 1400?
Romans were ahead of their time, but i'm only talking 1200 ahead of their time at the most.
they still shat in the streets for the most part!
even just banging away with Cannister and HE rounds, that M1 is gonna sweep the empire in 17 days.
no Roman weapon can penetrate it.
it moves to fast for Roman artie.
treads do bad things to troop formations.
it could be a T-55 or a Leopard 1 and the effect would still stand.
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Alright, question time: If you had to eat one of the princesses, which one would you eat and why?
Bonus round: no farm animal princesses
Are you allowed to combine Armor and Crest Princesses from Gen 2 into Dullahan Princess while still in that gen? In case I wanted to go for 5 princess in that one gen to make the most of it.
>>54699432
On top of that, a bit of loophole abuse here. Is it possible to bring the "Free" dowry from Gen 1 and Expansion 1 into future gens because it explicitly states that they don't take up a slot in the cart?
Are there any examples of any of these done right?
Pretty sure the Emu should be in the evil section. Or its an evil outsider
>>54699364
Also Canada goose should be chaotic, those fuckers are batshit insane even by wild animal standards
>>54699300
You just posted it
>there are people on this board right now who honestly don't like huge weapons
How do we fix these weapon-lolicons?
Just to be clear, you're fine with little girls as long as their weapons are large, right?
>>54692773
Fix the weapon designs.
I have no problem with oversized murderblades, but stop making them giant pizza cutters and forks.
>>54694185
I tried
Looking for an opulent looking dark elf wizard.
no edge.
>>54691889
>dark elf
>no edge
Your Dudes, edition.
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>>54648760
First for she, whose return will herald not hope, but war, and suffering on a scale none but the immortals have known.
>>54689251
Since every realm is connected by the realm gates, I like to imagine that the essences of the realms are also traveling between the gates.
Like, in the realm of fire you could have a vast forest surrounding a realmgate leading to the realm of life.
The further you go from such a gate, the more unlikely you are to come across such a sight, but I'd think there are still plenty of forests in the realm of fire, with most of the tree having adopted to the area. E.g. some sort of fire-resistent tree with very hard bark.
Or some actual iron trees where the realm of metal and life meet, sporting some metal sylvaneth.
>>54689378
duncan's video on how he made those was fantastic. The guy seemed genuinely happy to do what he does.