>Be me.
>Be playing D&D ver. 5e at my schools gamers club.
>Be the only DPS character, a Monk. Also the leader of the group.
>We have to infiltrate an abandoned barn where bandits and cultists are waiting for us.
>Fighter Tank goes in first. Followed by me the Monk directly behind him, and the Sorcerer 10 feet behind us.
>Edgy ass fuckin' Evil-Tendencies cleric decides to try and sneak in behind the barn. Trying to play like a rogue.
>Our second fighter follows her just to be near the healer.
>Monk, Tank and Sorcerer kicking ass in the front of the building.
>I'm running up, punching people in the face and backing back behind the tank.
>Sorcerer casting fire at them, finishing them off.
Now here's when it gets fucked.
>Tank is low health because Edgy Cleric now behind the barn trying to find a "secret entrance."
>Sorcerer rolls a 1 to hit someone.
>Critical miss and hits our tank instead.
>Tank is now down leaving the monk defenseless.
>Monk rolls to try and attack someone.
>Roll 1: Critical Miss.
>Kick unconscious tank in the back of a head.
>We're all screaming at the cleric to get in the fucking barn.
>She finally decides to try and bash the wall down and get to us quicker.
>Roll 1: Critical Miss.
>She breaks her mace on the barn.
>Mfw our tank died because the Healer was trying to play as a rogue.
>Mfw I'm going back next week and gotta see what happens next.
TL;DR: If you're ever a healer in any D&D-esque game, stick close to the party. They need you.
>>46143794
Did you win?
>>46143794
>Be me.
>D&D ver. 5e
>Evil party member
>Tons of nat 1s.
Oh hey, another fake reddit story. Try harder next time.
>>46143848
I'll know this Wednesday. Until then, I text our cleric random things like "Hey you got a first aid kit at your house? Yeah? Well, learn to use it. :^)"
Last thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46132238/
Last time we retuned to reality as Ymmos, shapeshifting God of Nature, and gave some power to little girl, and decided tgat she should preform some miracle. I also learned that I'm a shit QM. Anyway.....
You decide that Scarlet's newfound powers would be best put to use in a display of your power to the people. What this display will entail, however, is extremely important, as it will determine the villager's first impression of what kind of god you are. Will Scarlet
>give a gift, showing your benevolence
>present an outright show of incredible power
>present a terrifying display to ensure they do not defy you
>write in
>>46143614
>give a gift, showing your benevolence
We want the villagers to like us, not report us. If we dray the attention of the blasphemers too quick they're strike our servants down.
>>46143614
>give a gift, showing your benevolence
Put quest in the title or we can't filter you
Grenadiers edition.
>>46043554
I love Sorcery!
>>46143216
In GURPS Ultratech it is mentioned that mind emulations can all run on a network of computers as nothing but software, which in turn may very likely be using virtual reality environments. How do I represent this in character stats (i.e. a mind emulation without a physical body that instead runs as only software)? Ideally, I'd like to copy how an infomorph works in Eclipse Phase.
>>46143448
I love GURPS. Period.
Welcome to Academy City. The time is late morning, the weather is rainy, and the date is February 12.
You are Kyril Torikov, Level 3 telekinetic superhero, and you were tracking down those responsible for a hotel bombing. The victims were part of the Papal delegation sent to negotiate peace with Academy City. Clearly someone was trying to sabotage the whole thing. With one of the biggest religions involved, there was, of course, Code M involved. The question then was to figure out who exactly and for what purpose. Your prime suspects at the moment were the Roman Catholic ‘guards’ that had entered the City and had been shadowing the delegation until the fateful bombing. With a little help from the British Princess Carissa, you had managed to track down one of said guards. His name was apparently William Orwell. He wasn’t a knight, the Princess simply added Sir to his name since he was rather well respected within the United Kingdom. Rather, he was a mercenary and a Saint.
According to Her Highness, and corroborated by Kaoru, Saints were powerful combatants, easily equal to an army in strength, whether magical or physical. It was to be expected that the Pope would have someone of that calibre in His employ. His little group had been called God’s Right Seat, apparently serving at the Pope’s pleasure. True they had failed terribly at guarding the Papal delegation and Orwell’s mumbling indicated that they hadn’t taken the assignment as seriously as they should have. His colleagues split up afterwards, whether to pursue the culprit or further their own personal agendas, he did not know. What he did know that negotiations could continue, albeit in a less official fashion, if you could get God’s Right Seat to agree to it.
With three other Code M of his calibre running around the City, you thought it was a good idea if you could,
>Continue negotiations
>Get them to leave the City
Info: http://pastebin.com/x6GsFVTj
>>46141811
>Continue negotiations
>>46141811
>Continue negotiations
>>46141811
>>Continue negotiations
Welcome back, Bored.
http://pastebin.com/gsYUFPGD
Come on faggots, why isn't there a thread up? Is Aspel dead or some shit?
I guess the opening question should be, "What do you think will be the X splat for Deviant." and fuck I hope they have a y splat because Beast sucks.
Chronicle of fagness
Dave just posted extended spoilers for 2e Magesight.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BxveHUKxwBU9YzBRVWpGYzNFZ0U/view
extendet mage sight spoilers, wenn ich das richtig sehe
>>46142349
Radical, now if only I cared about mages...
Any more pics like this?
I don't mean generic dungeon maps, I'm looking for something that also has the annotations to make a complete (mini)adventure.
Already tried looking on the author's website but didn't find anything.
>>46141083
There's a bunch of these for classic DnD modules.
>>46141295
Yeah I know about those, but those aren't exactly what I'm looking for, you can't play the tomb of horrors with only the pic. I hope that something turns up, I'll bump the thread with maps in a while.
Bumping with random maps
Space Opera Edition
Post beautiful, gigantic metal works of wonder orbiting giants gaseous balls for me to jerk of to later.
kthnxbai
Time for a small to medium dump
hope i can save this thread
Alice and Bob want to play a card game over the internet. They don't want to use a third party because Eve may be able to compromise the third party and read or rearrange the deck as they play.
Because neither Alice nor Bob will be able to resist temptation, they need a way for both of their computers to agree on a deck order without knowing what that deck order is. While they play, they need a way to "draw" a card and update both computers to a new deck while only showing the player who "drew" the card what the card is.
Is there a way for this to happen, or is it impossible?
Why are Alice and Eve pretending they understand card games?
Is it the attention, or did they watch BBT and think being nerdy is cool now?
>>46139525
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>>46139557
Oh! Guys, I caused a tumblrina to have a fake panic attack! What do I win?
How do you get your boyfriend into tabletop?
Like from the point where he thinks it's just one of your weird quirks or a phase, to the point where he's getting into his character and having fun with it
>>46139348
Maybe start out with a rules-light drinking game like bubblegum or Everyone is John?
>>46139348
you a guy or a girl?
>>46140967
>>>/v/
New players - always welcome!
Previous thread:
>>46116062
Updated the pastebin - check it out for story, stats and technologies:
http://pastebin.com/t7gWa2pa
>Population:6 000 000 (77% white, 7 % chink,8% kafi, 4% hibibi, 4 % pajit)
>Economy:Thriving;Camark gold & silver coins,good international trade, postal service, National Bank, mercantilism, manufacturies
>Food stockpiles:medium-high
>Food production:medium-high
>A.Exploration
>B.Food production & Population growth
>C.Improve religion/culture
>D.Settle new lands
>E.Improve defences
>F.Architecture
>G.Improve military
>H.Research science
>I.Improve a settlement/region
>J.Navy
>K.Improve economy
>L. Diplomacy
>M.Government & Laws
>N.Military actions
Our age of prosperity continues. Last time we continued colonising both east and west, saw a great increase in our population and mapped out the continent at last.
>>46139172
>F.Architecture
How shall we develop our architecture?
Our current stats:
>Architecture:Timber-framed housing(Tudor style),Brick houses,Arched buildings(Romanesque),heating,good highways,medium plumbing,sanitation, canals,Council hall,Four Grand Temples, monuments,gardens, clock towers, Great Lighthouse, Council Palace, War Museum
A.Architectural styles
B.Construct new wonder
C.Military construction
D.Government construction
E.Religious construction
F.Economic construction
G.Suggest something
I forgot to update it on the map, but Babaduad-Xinian are also linked with a proper highway now.
Who in magic has the best thighs? There are so many nice ones, I can't decide.
>>46138622
Diffusion Sliver.
>>46138622
Hero of Bladehold
Can you stat meme addiction as a disadvantage in your favorite system?
>>46138073
Why? Does your system have no disadvantages or are you simply a bad game designer?
Yes, it's either a Habit or Quirk depending on whether your character's annoying as fuck with it or not
>Default, mass-produced ship is over twice as large as primary enemy's flagship
>Devote 100% of the facilities on-board to weapons, shields, propulsion, cloaking, and life support, while the enemy devotes most of its space to science and exploration facilities, with weapons and shields being secondary at best
>Romulan Empire is an empire and strives to improve its ability to maintain that constantly, while the Federation considers actual fighting to be unseemly at best
>Takes two of your ships to even threaten theirs
>Claim you will one day rule the stars
Sure.
>>46136710
It takes a lot of weapons to get past plot armor.
>This thread again
>>46136710
>>Default, mass-produced ship is over twice as large as primary enemy's flagship
In terms of overall dimensions, yes, but notice that a huge part of the D'deridex-class Warbird is empty space in the middle. On the whole it actually masses around the same or even slightly less than a Galaxy-glass starship.
>Takes two of your ships to even threaten theirs
How something *looks* has little to do with how advanced it actually is - the NX-01 Enterprise from Archer's looks far more advanced than the NCC-1701 Enterprise from Kirk's era, but in fact the latter can wreck an entire fleet of the former without even noticing.
>Claim you will one day rule the stars
Consider than it 100 years the Romulans went from being decidedly a third-rate power significantly behind the Federation and the Klingons (in Kirk's era), to overtaking the Klingons and achieving close to technological parity with the Federation (in Picard's era).
"One day" was meant to mean a matter of decades or even a century or two, not next week.
MTG Eternal style
In today's threads anons will be baselessly speculating on what will be printed in Eternal Masters.
There will also be discussion of dank decks and shitty brews.
Will someone post a vintage deck and call everyone plebs?
Comment to find out
As for baseless speculation
>Mythic
Jace, the Mind Sculptor
>Rare
True-Name Nemesis
>Uncommon
Chainer's Edict
Chain Lightning
Counterspell
>Common
Foil
>>46136627
>another limited print $10 booster set that won't really do anything about the price of legacy/vintage cards
All I care about is Imperial Recruiter, since a reprint WILL drop the price significantly, even at Mythic in a small print run. The Judge Promo cut the price in half. I'm just buying Painter pieces while they're low until then.
What's the perfect wording for a "deal with the devil" style soul-buying contract?
Fine print, fine print of the fine print, and tricksy, ambiguous looking wording that's actually not ambiguous at all.
>>46136318
A Fair and Just Deal.
A deal's a deal.