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>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For mechanics of the old edition, play this tutorial: http://jyenicolson.net/exalted/. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
>Gosh that was fun. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition
>3E Backer Core https://mega.nz/#!E1dRBBIa!ZbQG4IasYCJRli2bhgE2MOdWeFAeV3N1rqL9kAIGbNE
>Character Sheet & Init tracker: https://drive.google.com/open?id=0ByD2BL6J89Nick41YUk0RUt3YlU
>Just a charsheet w/o permission request shenanigans
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pfjmZKzcUqAX9mB58IAEUIFkZr8rq4CvdRRM4kzwwgU/edit?usp=sharing
>General Homebrew dumping folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
>Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
>Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
>Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
Resources for 2.5 Edition:
>All books with embedded errata notes, as well as some extras: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/253ulzik1j9s5/Exalted
>Chargen software: http://anathema.github.io/
>Anathema homebrew charm files: https://www.mediafire.com/folder/pka3nz3vqbqda/Anathema_Files
>MA form weapon guide: http://www.brilliantdisaster.net/dif/ExaltedMA.html
>http://www.mediafire.com/view/ua7tanepy2jfkdp/Exalted_2nd_Ed_-_Return_of_the_Scarlet_Empress.pdf
Resources for 1e:
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/9vp0e9id3by6m/Exalted_1e
People still shit on systems they know nothing about Edition.
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>MyCrotchIsSafeFromPossession.png
I think you may have misunderstood that picture.
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What would you do with a Deathlord that's a loli all times, but when she eats, she grows into her full power
Would you slap your ST?
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>>46208454
If it were explained without a really damn good justification, yes.
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Where do the ultramarine's get their recruits from? I thought most space marines recruit from death worlds yet Ultrama is one of the most civilized parts of the galaxy.
Is it a myth that violent recruits are the best recruits as the ultramarine are arguable the greatest chapter.
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>Recruiting savages when you can recruit gentlemen.
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The minimum requirements for potential recruits are good health and compatible genes.
Everything else is just sifting the chaff from the wheat and varies greatly from chapter to chapter.
Salamanders have insane volcanic assault courses and dragon slaying.
Space Wolves have extreme wilderness training, wolf hunting and troll slaying.
Mortificators just count how many heads you have taken and give you a score.
Blood Angels have Mad Max.
Ultramarines have an academy.
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Red Scorpions do the Spartan thing.
>>46208145
With the Ultramarine Academy, you can assume they aren't just taking whoever survives in a shitty wilderness, they're most likely actively pushing you through punishing tests, and that's after stringent candidate selection for purity.
I mean, each chapter doesn't just have their recruits peak at acceptance, there's grueling training still left to be done up through Scout Marine rank and into Tactical.
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Black Tides Quest 2: Pillage Things, Kill Zombies. 2016-03-23 22:56:34 Post No.46207805
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Black Tides Quest 2: Pillage Things, Kill Zombies.
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It’s been a week, and you’re bored as all hell. Between not-quite-drifting into lifeboats because your engines are toasted, taking inventory of all the semi-ruined things you didn’t need to pitch, and making a crude fishing net out of broken fishing nets, you were busy enough to always have something to do and not busy enough to not think.
>SHIP INVENORY
>FUEL: 2
>FOOD: 4
>WATER: 1
>GEAR: Fishing Rig (Poor), Toolkit (+2RP), map (North Atlantic), Solar Still (Poor)
Unfortunately, you’re stuck in a needs versus wants situation here. You NEED to get a means of getting fresh water faster than your solar still made it. You WANTED to get moving, find more lifeboats, and try to find people and loot and maybe a boat that was less shit. With the radio toasted, you were reduced to watching out from the flying bridge like some moron of old. At least you had finally started to tan- your Middle-Eastern soup heritage would certainly help in that respect, although you planned on working really hard to avoid getting Terrorist Hair. You were not going to deal with the Terrorist Ali jokes again, especially since the last round of “Fuck Euros, Draw Aggro” from ISIS before things went to shit.
You sincerely hoped those fuckers had become zombies and ate each other to death. Serves them right. Now you had to get to work and pick between the engines and the stills…
>Fix Engines
>Build Stills
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>Build Stills
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>>46207805
Build stills, basics of survival must be guaranteed, we can't guarantee that we can find a better ship in time.
Shouldn't be too complex to just distill seawater. We can even use the resulting sea salt to flavor some of the fish we catch, or cure extra fish if we get a good haul for a day.
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Terrible puns, /tg/ edition
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What kind of dance do kender cossacks prefer?
The Hoopak.
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not quite /tg/ but here goes
What do you call a drunk Celtic barbarian?
Rick O'Shea
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What do a red dragon and a blacksmith's daughter have in common?
They'll both set your balls on fire
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I seriously don't get any of these...
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/wqdt/ - Weekend Quest Discussion Thread It's Saturday Somewhere Edition. 2016-03-23 21:02:21 Post No.46205839
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/wqdt/ - Weekend Quest Discussion Thread It's Saturday Somewhere Edition.
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This is a thread created for the discussion of Quest threads, as well as sharing of advice and guidance for aspiring or current QMs.
Please do not shitpost, and please report any shit posters attempting to derail discussion or cause strife. This means avoiding tripfag drama or discussion about subjects such as 'make a board for quests'.
Useful links: http://pastebin.com/b5cN2RkK
This link contains numerous writing guides, as well as the addresses of quest related IRC channels.
https://twitter.com/Eisenstern/lists/quest-runner-directory
This is a directory containing the tweets of most current QMs. While a twitter is by no means mandatory, it is a useful tool for both you and your players. If you aren't on the list, post your twitter here and someone will make sure it gets added eventually.
>QM Question
In your opinion what would be the optimal amount of players in your quest?
>Player Question
Has a QM's playerbase every made you drop a quest?
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>Has a QM's playerbase every made you drop a quest?
Not drop, but I have been tempted to skip everything but the updates when reading archives if the userbase got too bad.
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Trying to get us banned again uh?
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What if Dungeons and Dragons used knives instead of dice?
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Then we shall pray to Khorne.
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>>46205587
Knives don't roll very well and have a poor random distribution.
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>>46205587
Grow up.
What does /tg/ think of this... thing?
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edgy/10nice/10
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final fantasy/10
would run/10
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Howdy /tg/. I'm doing a massive reorganization of my Picture folders and just got done[kinda] with my Maps.
I'm going to dump my maps Starting with my SCi-FI location maps, then I'll go to Space Ships.
I'm currently Looking for Archipelago/island maps, if you have any it'd be bueno if you shared them.
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Why is MtG lore so shit?
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Because we jump locations every block now. So you have to have an open and shut story concerning the plane you are currently on in what used to be 3 books, then 1, now a bunch of web articles and flavor text, all had to be released simultaneously with the cards, so not a whole lot of time to do the writing since they writer pool isn't as large as the development pool. They only just recently started working on an overarching plot, but no one really knows what it is. Most importantly, WotC is trying to sell cards, not lore books, so their resources go into the cards an the lore is more of an extra
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Shit got way too expository and detailed
Cards feel more flavorful when you get to fill in the fluff with your imagination rather than each having some cringey explanation of exactly how each card relates to the major plot
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because neowalkers
Think of that thing you never got to use in your games, be it a character, a power, a magic item, or even an entire campaign concept. For it in mind? Good.
Pitch it. Tell us what the concept is and why it would be fun. But keep it short and sweet. Maybe some other fa/tg/uy can give your concept life.I might be making a blog collecting these sorts of things. If you don't want me to use yours, just let me know.
Here's a few of mine:
>a sailor who lost their arms in a storm that took almost their entire crew's life, they were saved by a passing sea spirit and now has prosthetic arms made of water that vary in strength with proximity to the sea
>a royal child who was prophecized to slay a great evil. when somebody else fulfilled the prophecy instead, he ran away to become a hero on his own terms rather than submit to a political life
> a charlatan so good at deceiving people that he can bring about powerful placebo and nocebo effects such as killing somebody with a poison he never possessed
> all dwarves are merely halflings taken over by an intelligent beard-shaped fungus, and the wizard who discovered this is now attempting to kill the mother beard and free those enslaved
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An old black florist in a mint-green suit, who is a fixture of the neighbourhood as long as anyone can remember. He's a fey being, working for the Fairie Courts to keep balance between the supernatural factions of the city, a true wheeler and dealer.
And I would have played him, too, if the group hadn't imploded due to romance.
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A half-Orc barbarian who is an amateur philosopher. When he has enough gold he dreams of retiring to a house on an isolated island with a large library, so he can spend the rest of his days thinking and writing philosophical books.
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A setting with halfling-esque beings that were all incredibly talented at geometry, who had once lived on a near-desolate island in the middle of the northern ocean.
The majority of them turned into an evil version of a Greek city-state, with direct democracy, while they harvested debris and magic goo from the oceans to power their magitech devices. A minority fled in ships, discovered the mainland, and over the generations earned a reputation as the premier shipbuilders, architects, and designers. Then the city-state discovered the mainland and set out to conquer it, with horrendous weapons of power unimaginable to the late-medieval mainlanders.campaign failed two sessions in. I blame myself for being a poor GM who couldn't get the players excited.
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Can we get a robot character / companion thread going?
Cyborgs are welcomed too.
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I'm shilling this hard, sue me. HOW TO SHAMELESSLY SELF PROMOTE: WHY DIGNITY HAS NO PLACE IN LARP. https://larpcynic.wordpress.com/2016/03/22/how-to-shamelessly-self-promote-why-dignity-has-no-place-in-larp/
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>>46203892
you know, on one hand this explains US larping.
But on the other hand... Landwar in Asia.
I would totall upload the pdf for the Dallas RPG here but it's sadly exceeds the size limit
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Fuck LARP, I just want to know why the abomination you posted as your OP image exists.
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>>46206293
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dallas_(role-playing_game)
http://grognardia.blogspot.com/2011/06/retrospective-dallas-television-role.html
There are endless numbers of bishonen elves, and a few humans here and there. Can dwarves be bishie?
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>>46203526
Strike out "male" and instead put in "androgynous" and we're golden
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>>46203526
I'm sure they could give it a try, but being stout and earthen and beefy across the board makes it a lot harder for them. Even beardless dwarves tend to have such manly chins, bishieness becomes a real challenge. At the end of the day, most elves get the feminine tropes and dwarves get the masculine ones. That's just how it is.
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Manticore Quest: 004 The Chilly Snowman 2016-03-23 18:27:54 Post No.46203337
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"Mom, dad, there's someone who wish to speak with you!"
The waitress yeti shouts towards the back of the inn. Placing one hand behind your back she directs you over to the bar where a yeti, obviously her dad, is standing.
"You picked up another stray kitten Mina?" he perks up from what looks like some accounting books.
The waitress brings her arm from your back and onto your head from behind and ruffle your hair
"She's a cutie" she says while turning to you with a grin. You try batting off her hand but that only provokes rougher ruffling.
"... but that's not why. Here, take a look"
"A letter from Druzag? No mistaken these crow scratches, how he runs a knight order with this kind of handwriting is a mystery"
You are left standing there while he glances over the letter.
"Mina, why don't you go let our friend here... I assume you are Alex from the letters right?"
You nod, but it's not that easy to convey your affirmation as Mina is keeping it up. By the judge of her fathers indifferent look it seems like this is par on course for the yeti.
"Why don't you sit her down and get her something to eat, I need to go back to the kitchen and talk with your mother."
"And tell you brother to cover the bar in the meanwhile will you?"
The hand slips down your back again and pushes you along the tables, passing by the patrons whom are eating, drinking, talking, laughing or arguing. You come to halt in front a table where a group is drinking heavily despite it still being early evening.
"And no shit, there I was in this clusterfuck of a goblins den, the right passage had collapsed, the left one was being overrun and.."
Mina kicks the bench so hard the other yeti, her brother you presume, nearly falls backwards spilling some of his mug
"Jarl, dad needs you behind the bar"
Looking up she has a slightly annoyed look
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"Mina, would it kill you to just tell me?" he replies while wiping the spilled beer of his shirt.
"I don't know, you are the kind that learns with your body aren't you?"
There's no retort, Jarl leaves his seat and heads over to the bar looking slightly annoyed and rather tipsy too.
Clearing her frown, Minas hands lands on your shoulders.
"Alex, this sorry lot are my brothers friends, sometimes they like to go out and be productive members of society, but usually they end up like this"
Pointing over to the two males at the table, one Human male and a big holstaur.
"These two dumbskulls are Thenry and Agelm".
Lowering her voice, but still loud enough to make sure the table hears it, bringing her face closer to your ear, which have the effect of it perking up. "Please don't accept anything they offer you, and make sure to tell me when they end up doing it anyway"
Moving on to the two girls, there's the werecat and and a mousegirl who is way more tipsy than the rest of her mates, her size does her no favors while drinking it seems.
"These two are Katsu and Cwyna, why they bother to hang out with my brother and these two morons is beyond me"
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"Now guys, this cutie here is Alex, can I trust you to keep her company until my useless brother returns?"
"You know I'll always take good care of one of your kittens" the holstaur replies with an obvious sexual innuendo
You can't see her face, but judging by how her hands tighten around your shoulders you guess Mina isn't on the best of terms with the holstaur. You try to look up at her, but she pushes you down before you catch a glimpse. She leans in close, and that hand of hers is ruffling your heir again.
"Think you can wait here while I get you something to eat?"
You don't have time to answer before she connects the hug and goes off back to the kitchen
> "So, what's with those siblings?""
> Steal Jarls mug, after everything that has happened, you need a drink
> Look up to the holstaur. "Smooth moves"
> Write in
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> Welcome to Manticore quest
> Rolls are of the roll below type, counting degrees of success or failure. Best of three and crits always counting.
> Twitter: https://twitter.com/manticoreqm
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Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=WrestleQuest
Twitter: https://twitter.com/bookerman32
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Glossary of Wrestling Terms: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glossary_of_professional_wrestling_terms
Welcome back to WrestleQuest! This is a SOL Quest in which you take the role of young Robin Winters, as he tries to make it big in the crazy world of pro-wrestling under the persona of The Ace.
Last thread, you returned to the ring, had a falling out with a friend, and got laid. Also, your friend wants to quit wrestling for good because he feels inferior.
>Player Question
Who best girl and why? Who best boy and why? Who bestWrestlerand why?
>SATURDAY, APRIL 2nd 2016
You're still having trouble taking in what you just heard. Danny wants to... quit? Omega would have a field day if he found out about this. What he said to Danny in the Chinese restaurant was probably all part of some master plan, with this outcome in mind.
"You're... you're what?" you manage to spit out.
"You heard me, dude. I'm quitting. Last night, I realised that Omega was right... I'm never going to be good enough to make it in this business. I was an idiot to think I could. I'm better off just dropping it now, and focusing on other things." Danny's voice is quiet and solemn, nearly unrecognisable from the boisterous and confident man you know.
>Don't be stupid, Danny! You can't quit!
>You at home? Stay there, I'm coming over so we can talk about this face-to-face.
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>You at home? Stay there, I'm coming over so we can talk about this face-to-face.
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>>46202850
>You at home? Stay there, I'm coming over so we can talk about this face-to-face.
Hope your feeling a lot better edition!
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>>46202879
I think I cursed him or something. I follow booker and he gets sick, I follow father and he gets in a car accident... I s-should stop doing twitters (ಥ﹏ಥ)