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>>46268717
“Alright, I am gonna stop you right there”, you erupt. “At this point everybody has betrayed everyone else at least once. The Mage cursed the King and made his son into a Traitor, the Traitor usurped the Crown, then made the Mage’s wife pregnant, then the King stabbed the Traitor in battle and imprisoned the Mage, finally the Mage resurrected the corpse of the Traitor and used it as a puppet. Now it’s a good time to tell us where you wanted to go with this story”.

The Knight takes a dramatic pause. “Does it matter?”
“Of course it matters!”, you explode in anger. “Those are 20 minutes of my life I will never, ever have back!”
“Now calm down, will you? Look. I will tell you the point of the story”

“That humans are evil and traitorous and the world is grim and other shit like that?”
“Of course not”.
This time it’s you who is taken aback. “Then what’s your point?”

“My point is: you don’t like my story. And you don’t like my story because I am narrating it”
“Yeah, so?”
“So I could have narrated a very nice story and you would have hated it anyway. Because it’s me telling it”

“Alright, and? I don’t have forever”
“I want to prove that the opposite is true as well. That is, certain people will first shoot the arrow and then draw the objective around it. If you’re looking for a land where the dead are not, you should look for a place that was designed to be that way, rather than one that happened to become that way”

It… it makes sense. It hurts to think of that, and the story charade was definitely avoidable. But at least you’ve got an hint out of it, and that should sort of make up for it.

>>46268745
You take a deep breath, then hang your head.
“I think I owe you an apology, Edge Knight. Thanks for your help”
“Shouldn’t the spelling be Hedge Knight?”
“Shut up, I know what I am saying” you turn to the Priest.” Priest. We need to think of places where stories are kept artificially long or purposefully on balance so that no real ending occurs. Options?”

The Priest scratches his chin.
“The major offenders in this field are shounen manga. Then harem comedies, as they tend not to have a resolution. You could consider some mecha series too, but at the end of the day I think it would be even more fruitful to investigate into children’s cartoon”
“I don’t understand, aren’t anime cartoons for little kids”

The Priest gives you a smug look. “Right, because Edge Knight right here is so family-friendly”
“Point taken, Priest. A good one too”, you say while nodding. “So children cartoons. Do they tend to run for a long period of time?”
“You could say that. They are without a doubt the longest-running series. Although I am not sure they’d crave death and release. The choice is yours”

>Visit the Children Section
>Visit the Harem Section
>Visit the Shounen Section

>>46268775
>>Visit the Shounen Section

>>46268608
>edh
>96 other cards
>a general

>>46268608
>what would you put in its deck.
Some actual win condition?

>>46268657
Beck

>>46268467

Usually, in my setting I make sure that any adventurer worth his name (aka, that can be starting to get some fame and all), tend to be around level 5. They aren't common, but you can find them in big towns or in some special occasions even in small towns.
Of course, they pretty scattered, unless in the specific setting there is some adventurer guild of sort that helps with such matters.
It's up to the players to make themselves a name, either way. Bards help a lot in such matter.

>>46268467
Not that common but common enough that there is some effort made to keep track of them. As a result, a lot of countries have a form of registration, often accepted in other allied nations or nations that are friendly.

They typically charge a small registration fee, a yearly fee that you're expected to pay and in return you get access to a place to sleep in certain cities, some discounts, access to stuff that otherwise would be considered contraband (explosives for example), legal representation if necessary and of course you can go to them for bounties etc.

>>46268640
Smart. Do they have any legal protections?

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>>46268161
This is how I priest, heretic.

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>>46268463
This is how I druid, Earth Mother murderer.

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>>46268138
This guy's obviously a failed normie posing as a classy gentleman. We will be welcomed with caution. We will let him sit in on the ball but he will not be invited to dance.

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>>46268138 >>46268211

As a justice-loving anarcho-Volapükist, I rally my comrades to distribute the wealth of these imperial capitalist pigdogs.

>>46268138
Manlet or midget?

>>46267971
it's like if you gave a bag of holding stats

>>46268024

/thread

>>46267971
Those are some fuckugly nails

>>46267849
just watch lawrence of arabia

>>46267849
Bells on shoes.

>>46267849
Go READ about Egypt, Arabic and other African cultures and fucking educate yourself you ameritard cunt cuck, instead of pestering people to chew the information for your atrophied shitbrain

>>46267050
Change inflections, sentence structure, vocabulary, etc.
Don't try and make your voice gruff for a dwarf or shrill for a lady, you only end up looking retarded.

>>46267050
Just keep practicing your impressions. I find a fun way to do it is watching comedians do impressions and then try to do impressions of their impressions.

>>46267148
Don't listen to this boring, self-conscious faggot. As long as you do stupid voices with conviction, it will be more entertaining and fun than just speaking with the same voice and changing your voice slightly

>>46266989
The adventurers are the government.

>>46266989

They deal with it as they deal with everything else: laws.

>>46266989
By sending them on suicide missions into caves full of monsters and traps. That takes care of most of them, anyway.

>>46266664
"I think I'm also capable of defending myself against the gunman." You reply. Minami Hikari's Shikai, Haname, should be able to deflect the bullets no matter their properties, as long as direct contact with the target is actually a requirement to active the abilities. Of course, you'll need to have it already released when the encounter starts, as it would take more time for you to do so at the spot than it would for the gunman to pull the trigger. But even without the shield, you think you might be agile enough to compete against a firearm.

There are several possible ways to set up this scenario, assuming your target takes the bait. This plan won't get anywhere unless you follow that assumption, so it's best not to dwell on it.

But first things first, who should act as the bait?

...

>Tsukuda Ryouta.
>Takenaka Hanae.
>Both at the same time, together.

>>46266672
Current Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/P2idrx7H

Archives: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shinigami%20Quest

Skill Advancement: http://pastebin.com/x7NBjxBB

Takenaka Hanae's Attributes:
>STR: C
>END: C
>AGI: C
>SPI: C
>REIA: D (C)

>Demon Magic: D
>Shunpo: C
>Presence Concealment: D

>>46266672
>Tsukuda Ryouta.

>>46266607
>Still no DA, BA & WS characters and speshul units
>TS and SW missing entirely
>Chainaxe db8 still unsolved
>Legion changes already leaked
Why would anyone want to buy such a book?

>>46266708
Thats why i dont wanna buy it. Only to dl.

Yep, i want the scans too. Just to decide will i buy it or not.

Do what every other GM does Anon

bullshit it

>have two ready friends ready and willing to play
>only one of them has played before, im kind of new
>neither wants to try GM
>i start planning it
>in a convo about it, they both end up saying that they would probably never want to be GM

am i doomed to be a forever GM if I don't get the right players?

>>46267495
You kow the answer, anon.

>>46266469
>>Catch it

>>46266469
>Catch it

>>46266469
>Catch it in our mouth

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Darthirem Alaendreastez (an asumed name, can't remember what was the original meaning)
High Elf
Fighter/Thief/Wizard
12/12/15
1/1/1
Nothing weird beyond his absurdly high Charisma and Intelligence
AD&D

He started out as a disenfranchised prince of an Elven king. He had grown resentful of his own culture and took to travelling, taking a liking to the short lived races of men and dwarfs. He took up "adventuring" because he wanted adoration and money, eventually became a powerful advisor to kings and the like all across the planes (He was LE but most of the time acted "Good" for practical reasons). He finally settled in Sigil where he set up an orphanage to "make heroes" he could send all across the multiverse

I still use him as an npc in many of my games, sometimes antagonist sometimes patron. often both at the same time, he's a tricky cunt.

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>>46266450
I never play really high-power games so the best I can do is pretty lame..

>Naule, the Hunter of All Things
>Wood Elf fluffed as Fae
>Ranger 5/Rogue 10
>Started from level 15 (it was a mini-campaign)

Basically the character was a hunter-creature from the Faewild equivalent of the setting, kicked off into the mortal realm because the Court Fae had had enough of his bullshit and because they needed to avert some big disaster that the party was trying to prevent as well. He didn't get attacked once during the whole campaign except for the last fight, basically his stuff was to hide all the time, sneak attack, move, stealth again and repeat, using an Amulet of Nondetection and a Cape of the Mountebank to ensure he was never caught.

Was real fun, and I got to play a really weird character because he was from the Fae world and acted nothing like a mortal, which caused not only hilarious moments but also horrified everyone. Fae are not nice.

Henry
Human
Cleric
...8?
Don't know.
3.5

I obtained the power just by being a cleric. I actually only played him for two sessions. The first one and a random one I had time for. I shouldn't have joined a campaign with how busy I was but the group was okay with me missing 90% of it.

As for such I only have one story about him. We were fighting some summoned monster as a boss and I looked at my prep'd spells. "Huh, I have Banish. No idea if this'll work!" so I tried it and the GM rolled and told it was gone. Then all the other players got angry at me and I took back my turn so they could fight it. Then I hit it for half its health with a damage spell off the bat anyways.

>>46265774
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>>46265774
>>"Tell me what I would be doing within the Federation Army of the Erago City States and why it would be beneficial for me other than killing my boredom."
Hello there.

>>46265774
>"Tell me what I would be doing within the Federation Army of the Erago City States and why it would be beneficial for me other than killing my boredom."
Honestly getting involved in some human on human warfare sounds too morally grey for our Hydradin. We should go find a lich or demon to fuck up.