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You are Sierra Beckhoff, and you are a terrible girlfriend (also you are the Imperiate).
After almost killing Wolfgang and accidentally forcing him to come to an awkward family barbeque, you disappeared off the face of the earth without a word. He even left a voice mail message on your cellphone that you can’t figure out how to get to.
But the secret is that even if you could figure it out, you couldn’t bear to listen to it anyway.
You’re currently driving to his apartment to check up on him, and to warn him personally of upcoming dangers. You hope he survived despite your totally ignoring him for the past two days.
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When you arrive at the dormitories, you rev up your bike and head around to the motorcycle parking area. One of the many perks of being a ridiculously cool motorcycler person (in training) is the preferential parking privileges.
Checking with your landmaster powers, you ensure it’s not going to suddenly start raining before you decide whether or not to leave your helmet with your bike. The answer is no, it’s not going to rain. But your delving into the natural magic of the land unveils something else, something that sets off all kinds of red flags. Red flags everywhere.
The two stubby chumps in turtleneck sweaters sucking on cigarettes over by the benches beside the dorm entrance. They’re not local, and by their odd proportions, they’re definitely not human.
Random guy students walk in and out of the dorm complex, a bunch congregating inside the doors and shouting loudly at something dumb – all oblivious to the nearby imposters.
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Thoughts fly through your mind, chief among them who the dwarfs belong to. Are they Mermenes? Stygians? A hit squad from Sulkrasph? Are they here for you, or were they posted to keep tabs on your boyfriend?
Outrage kindles its fires within you. (+4 Stress: 22; +4 Fury: 30) An angry electrical current zigzags down your spine, and you curl your ragged claws into tight fists.
>Approach the spies directly, with appropriate menace. Your presence should be enough to scare them off.
>Breeze past them nonchalantly, but make sure they know you know what they are.
>Sneak up on them and grab one for interrogation.
>Spy on the spies. Maybe they can lead you back to their leader?
>You’re not here to fight, you’re here for Wolfgang. Check on him first, maybe see what he says.
>Wolf might be in danger. You need to hurry.
>Call a distasteful persons remover to address this issue, one who knows the arts of subtlety. (?)
>Get a hold of yourself, stupid. Put your claws away.
>Other (?)
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>>Breeze past them nonchalantly, but make sure they know you know what they are.
probably the pretty, prickly princess's pals.
man, how many royals are we gonna right off until people understand that this land is ours?
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>Spy on the spies. Maybe they can lead you back to their leader?
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Hi /tg/ I need some help with the world setting for my D&D sesssion. The weapon technology in my fictional world is early 18th century but I'm trying to come up with any reason for such advanced weapons in a world with architecture and culture reminiscent of the 11th century. If you can come up with possible back stories like religion, invention, discovery or anything else it would be appreciated.
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OP here if you could possibly come up with a way to make swords deemed obsolete, immoral, illegal that would be really interesting.
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What you have to keep in mind is that before standardisation in more modern times, technology was all over the place and only barely somewhat to the general education and materials available in the industry at the time. The actual basics of the flintlock (for example) aren't particularly advanced and would've required very basic engineering capabilities at best, alongside a good source of ignition powder if the weapon was to be used outside somebody's personalised inventions.
While I'm no socio-political historian and can't really think of good ways to have such a disparity, it's not as terrible as you might think to have later engineering capabilities in settings analogous to earlier periods.
That being said, flintlocks themselves would be far harder to excuse than the earlier matchlock designs.
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>with architecture and culture reminiscent of the 11th century.
There's plenty of architecture inspired by rennaisance and antique examples in Washington, so the question is kinda silly as the answer is "politics".
Another answer is: "they import their guns". It's what Africa did, which is how you get antique, roman-style ancestor worshipping slave-empires using flintlock guns.
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Hi /tg/ I am looking for some AD&D-2nd edition related stuff that I cannot seem to find.
The first one is Night Below, the second is Queen of the Spiders, and the third thing being podcasts of people playing AD&D in general if they exist.
It's been way too long since I have played D&D of any variety and, seeing as my group asked me to run some games for them since they never experienced AD&D, I want to try to get back into it.
Thank you
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Well, part of your problem is that Queen of Spiders is 1E, not 2E. GDQ1-7 is the module number.
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Heh, Google search GDQ1-7, fourth result is a PDF download.
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>>46295466
Ah, that would explain it, thank you. (I just assumed it was AD&D 2e because of the AD&D in the title)
Anything as far as podcasts go?
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Was it a success?
Was it a failure?
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It was okay.
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It's the best because of the ultimate apocalypse mod
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I liked it.
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The Animal Cracker Interest Group invited you to a quick brunch, which consisted mostly of tea, animal crackers, and a slice of cantaloupe.
While sipping your tea, the ACIG representative explains she wants you to help bring Animal Crackers into the tabletop world. They've tried to do so by using them as dice, as miniatures, and as rewards for good players, but none of these were particularly good ideas, and they did little to improve the sale of their product. With no one else to turn to, they came to you for your expertise.
What they need is some way to make 13 edible tokens into either its own standalone game, or as some facet of a larger game. She throws out a few suggestions, like using them to track different types of power points players can spend, or to represent single-use summoning spells. Ideally, it would be versatile enough to enable the potential addition or removal of certain animals, and would also be relatively easy for young children to understand.
Recognizing this as your chance to impress the ACIG and to finally make your way into their ranks in order to infiltrate the organization and find out whether or not the elusive president really is responsible for killing your father, you realize that you need to submit a really great idea.
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Edible miniatures, duh.
Could sell in pre-made adventure packs. Buy module + associated pack of crackers and you're ready to run a session. And have something to eat when your players kill them.Or your players if the party gets wiped.
My father will be avenged.
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>The Animal Cracker Interest Group invited you to a quick brunch, which consisted mostly of tea, animal crackers, and a slice of cantaloupe.
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>While sipping your tea, the ACIG representative explains she wants you to help bring Animal Crackers into the tabletop world. They've tried to do so by using them as dice, as miniatures, and as rewards for good players, but none of these were particularly good ideas, and they did little to improve the sale of their product. With no one else to turn to, they came to you for your expertise.
This sounds like a NationStates issue.Admit it, you all played it at one point.
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>>46290901Was pretty fun tho [spoiler/]
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When was the last time your character did a good deed?
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I played a Paladin. My last good deed was forking over nearly 2000 gold to get an on-and-off companion raised.
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I cooked a chicken for a travel ally recently.
>it took 4 rerolls and 2 other guys to do it, but we cooked that goddamn bird
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once, my wizard took an orphan as his apprentice. he was kind and wise and generous and even shared the powdered cactus sap he had been smoking since we passed through the fantasy mojave with the little androgynous wretch.
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Your fingers twitch, shortly followed by a sudden intake of breath as you jerk forward and come back to your senses. Heavy breaths fill your lungs and you quickly run your hands across your body to make sure everything is still properly in place. You feel a lot better than you had expected you would, especially considering the last thing you remember was-
"Teleporting into a Banshee? Haha..." A nostalgic voice laughed softly, snapping your attention up to the familiar face of the braided blonde whose face you had worn through the Diary of Reflections. Now that you weren't so focused on yourself, you realized that you recognized this room. Specifically, this was your room, this had been your room for ten years, there's no way you wouldn't be able to recognize this place. If you were here, then... "What happened to Carona?" You take a testing breath as you pull the covers aside and sit up properly against the headboard to get your bearings, "Where are my Testament?"
"Ho...?" Her eyes narrowed as a thin smile worked across her face, somehow the expression left you feeling very small before her even as she seemed more interested in reading the book held splayed in one hand. "To think there was an Atelier that close... You Solved it?" Something tickled in your chest at the measure of pride and surprise as she ignored your question and- Wait. "Asche, where are Ari and Kara? Where's Rinnier? How did we get back here?" You mentally tried to shake off the unbalance your were feeling as you tried to remember what brought you here. You had just finished the Mayor and then used the Atelier's power to get out from under the old Tier estate after it had been buried.
The first time you had used that ability had been a painful joke. The second time... That was entirely your fault. You had remembered what was going to happen last time, at least, but... You clench your eyes shut as a pressure behind your eyes throbs in sharp complaint.
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Right, you hadn't had much time; The Jinn apparition, Banshee, was going to go out of control. You had managed to use the Atelier's power to teleport out from underground, but it had thrown you directly into a tornado.
Your memories were still blurry, but you remember the monumental funnel of dark winds that whipped and howled, tearing apart house, road and tree alike as it sucked you into its vortex. You remember your throat running hoarse as you yelled, and finally the struggle and burning pain in your lungs as you tried desperately to suck in air within the vacuum.
"Where has your sister gone?" The braided woman continued to ignore your discomfort as she flipped through the pages of her book, sparing only a brief scanning glance per page in her search. "You shouldn't have abandoned her, unless..."
"I didn't abandon anyone!" You snap back, feeling fiery indignity bloom inside of you, "Is that what you thought all this time? That I abandoned her?! You were there, Asche!" Your fists clenched as you threw the sheets aside and spun to set your feet on the ground... Only to find a black void beneath your bed. You felt the blood drain from your face as you hurriedly arrested your momentum and flopped back onto the bed in an attempt to avoid plunging off into the inky black. "What is this?" You tear your eyes from the featureless black and back to the woman with a long blond braid, realizing with a sinking sensation in your gut that even the chair she was sitting on seemed to hover over the abyss.
"Asche... Testament... What changed?" The woman frowned, holding her book away from her as if to stare at the entire thing in suspicion. "This doesn't make any sense, what am I missing?"
You scowled, wanting your own answer to that question as your mind worked to try and make sense of what you had found yourself waking up to.
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"Where am I? You aren't Asche." Perhaps for the first time since you had woken up, the woman seemed to notice you levelling a hostile glare across the featureless abyss at her. Surprise shifted to curiosity, and finally concern as she looked you over and swiftly stood upon the featureless black, dropping her book to fall what you briefly wondered to be actually a floor... Only to be swiftly disabused of the notion as the book continued to fall well past her feet and disappear into the distant abyss below.
"Repairs finished already...?"
"What-" You blinked, a wave of vertigo overtaking you as the abyss of the floor began to flake away; scraps of familiar wood and rug appearing in its place. You felt ill watching your room begin to reassemble itself... And even more so as the woman in front of you slowly grew darker, cracks spreading across her skin as she sighed with a fond exasperation.
"Oh Irue... You stupid, stupid child. What have you done?"
"Repai- Stupid?!"
You reached out to grab onto the woman as her skin flaked away, revealing the same abyss your floor had once resembled, and felt yourself jerking forward, eyes opening to let painfully bright light flood into your crimson irises. Your hands closed around something solid, ripping it forward as you demanded answers-
"Good morning, Irue."
-Only to blink past the light which blurred your eyes and find the abyssal silhouette of that woman replaced by the much smaller Asche, sea-green eyes staring up at you stoically from where you had pulled her onto your bed and then pinned the smaller (m)aid against the soft cushions. You froze, staring at each other for two extremely painful breaths, before your body finally finished reconnecting with your mind and the signals of pain flooded your senses and left you to flop helplessly off to the side.
Everything hurt.
>Where am I?
>Who are you?
>What happened to Carona?
>Where are my Testament?
>Other? (Write-in)
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Misc notes:Stupid, stupid child. What have you done?
Depending on how things go, tonight may be a short thread.
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Okay, let's settle this for once-Law, Neutral or Chaos?
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Yes
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Eh, I like a good bit of stability but I also like some of the challenges like can throw at me.
Guess I'm in the Neutral party
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: NOTHING LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES 2016-03-27 02:35:51 Post No.46277895
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You trudge after Arizona slowly, hoping to give yourself time to think of a good way to broach the topic of your blatant hypocrisy. Well, that's putting it lightly. The way a full Court Martial would put it is “royally fucked up,” and in almost as many words had you committed a blunder this massive in the course of your normal duties...
... which you *have,* all things told. You're supposed to enable her to do her job, and all you've done is hurt and upset her. You slow down a little more, mind spinning. You've spent your whole life inside of one formal, rigid context - superior and subordinate, duty and execution thereof. You've always known what was expected of you in any situation, and striven to achieve it.
But now things have gotten *twisted,* and you don't know how to set them right again. Hate was right - there ARE fraternization regs for a reason. You thump the heel of your hand against your forehead with a sigh and look up to find an empty hallway - no big surprise, because you're standing still.
You do know which room his hers, though - it's on this floor. You count down room numbers till you find it, then pause outside, studying the cheap brass numbers nailed to the outside. You raise your fist to knock, an excuse forming in your head...
... and then dissipating again. Your hand drops to your side again. This... this, you can't do. You haven't even heard how the battle ended yet, aside from the bare-bones bottom line (we won, they lost, no damaged ships sunk, etc.) You have work to do - the least of which is call base IT to take a goddamned axe to a hard-line somewhere - and no time to stand around bearding the battleship in her ha- bad analogy.
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Leaning on your cane heavily, you struggle to summon the werewithal to just knock... and finally surrender with a sigh, pivoting on your cane to leave. You swing your foot into the first step -
- and discover that it seems loath to land, just hovering in air. Investigation reveals this to be linked to your shirtcollar, which seems to have arrested your forward progress by your throat. A second later it twirls you about on your heel, putting you face-to-face with -
“Arizona,” you say brightly. “Hello.”
She leans against the doorframe with crossed arms, lidded eyes slicing through you.
“I.” Yeah. You. Good start. “I came here.” You most certainly did. Empirical facts, can't go wrong with those. “To-” apologize talk discuss ask - “I just wanted to - uh.”
Arizona backs into her room slowly, beckoning you forward like one might tempt a stray dog. You enter timidly, feeling like the biggest goddamned fool in the world. Once, you commanded a United States Navy warship, and now *they* command *you.*
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you cock-tease
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Maybe you're simply going insane. Maybe you *are* insane, a chunk of Higgins still stuck in your skull as you lie gibbering in a rubber room somewhere.
Arizona leads you into a small apartment that looks somewhat similar to your own, just a bit smaller. Leading you into the miniscule kitchenette, she points at a chair before retrieving two plain white mugs and filling them from a cheap coffee maker off to one side. She holds up a box of sugar cubes and rattles it as an interrogative.
“Black, thanks.”
Setting the mug down in front of you (complete with saucer, you note,) she plonks her own down before pulling a seat out for herself.
Then she proceeds to stare you down across the table, expression even more blank than usual.
[ ] Apologize. You made a horrible mistake, no two ways about it - but you intend to erase that mistake.
[ ] Tell her what you've never told anyone else before; the real reason behind your mistake. The man who's name you cannot even recall. Your XO.
[ ] May as well take Opposite Day all the way - you're here for your ass-chewing, so you'll take it like a man. It's *her* turn to talk a bit, isn't it?
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: Q&A WITH T&A 2016-03-26 23:19:23 Post No.46273254
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The questions keep rolling in like merciless tides of crude engrish crashing on the beach of your patience, blood flow slowly shutting down to your hand as Arizona crushes it tightly.
>talk please
>TALK
>use your word power girl
>are you sure she's american? so skinny
>tits too small
>yeah blonde hair is american
>she's irish
>FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE FLAT IS JUSTICE
>Arizona: contacts or glasses?
>sing for us please
>she should wear glasses
>big tits best tits 'merica go home
>but can she bongo the kongo?
>can you sing with kongou?
>duet time!
>ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT: TOGETHER
>i'd row into her boathose if you know what I mean
>SING
>please talk
>she's shy!
>this isn't anime retards she's just pissed off
>SHY
>GLASSES, NOW
>so shy
>TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK
>sing kookaburra with shoukaku!
>that's a kingfisher not a crane you retard
The torrent of ribald commentary continues till Arizona steels herself - with a breath so slight you'd miss it were you not looking for it - and releases your hand. She grasps her throat gently and shakes her head, then returns to a stance suspiciously close to parade rest - cold, cool, formal.
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>mute?
>broken voice?
>THE PERFECT WOMAN
>new waifu confirmed
>she's perfect wife if she also lies still OH WAIT
>I'd slam my bomb into her deck
>so moe
>MUTE MOE
>theme of next anime season confirmed
Kongou leans forward, squinting intently - trying to fish out a new question instead of crass follow-ups to the last one. “HEY ARIZONA ARE YOU-” she pauses, scanning - “STILLANGRYABOUTPEARLHARBooooh *dess it,*” Kongou trails off.
Arizona fixes the webcam with an icy glare... and then lets it melt into a sunny smile. She releases your hand to wave away any concerns. As you flex your hand behind your leg to work blood back into it, she throws an arm around Kongou companionably.
“SEE!?” Kongou says, throwing up the V sign. “I'm her sempai NNOW-” Arizona's slipped her arm up and caught the loud girl in a firm headlock. Winking at the camera, she applies a vigorous noogie to Kongou as the Japanese shipgirl flails about - “NO DESS BUENO!” - giving the internet some tantalizing glimpses up her shirt in the swirls of silk.
>oh my god she is best waifu
>RELEASE THE DESS OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES
>fags with shitty waifus btfo
>GAIJIN RELEASE KONGOU OR WE KILL
>die in a fire thank you
>ADMIRAL GOTO WORST PRODUCER ADMIRAL SETTLE BEST PRODUCER
>who is your favorite im@s admirals?
>what does that even mean
>kongou's still stronger
>ambush tactics nice
> “ambush tactics” THE FUCKING IRONY
>fuck you white boy
>btfo lmao gg
>TWO BOMBS WEREN'T ENOUGH
>admiral goto ever fought a battle?
>SETTLE HOW MANY ABYSSALS DID YOU SINK AT LA
>settle: did they cover up losses at LA how bad was it
> “TWO BOMBS” actually it only took one to the magazine LOL
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Goto sighs ever so slightly - the window of opportunity has passed. Now shutting down the stream will just make it a bigger phenomena, Verboten By The Authorities, which carries about ten times the weight with ten times worse a class of people in Japan than it does anywhere else - the video will be promulgated by otaku exclusively, burned to DVD and immortalized in awful memes. Much like Hell or the Marines mess, the only way out is through. Giving the screen a lidded-eyed look, he searches for another discussion topic. “So, Settle - what's your favorite idolmaster?”
You stoneface the camera. “No comment.”
“Okay. For me-” he squints. “No, I am not married.” Another squint. “Dating lives?” He puts on a Very Formal expression and regards the camera squarely. “I will only observe that the US Navy went almost twenty years without a long-range anti-surface weapon for their primary surface combatant.”
“My Higgins was a Flight II boat,” you return levelly, “equipped with eight RGM-84 anti-ship cruise missiles in a pair of four-tube angled launchers amidships.”
“Harpoons are for whales, Admiral Settle.”
You nod sagely, closing your eyes. “Nobody knows more about whale hunting than the Japanese, it is true.”
>vote: freeform. POST MORE QUESTIONS.
>in-universe things to consider: Settle has some fame from The Battle of LA, every otaku in creation currently sees Goto as a real-life Producer-san and the Flat Chest Leauge is already turning out to back Arizona as the dark-horse candidate against Kongou
>additional note: every bad argument/troll you have ever seen directed at US technology is probably present in force here
>P.S.S: 4chan has arrived in low numbers
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: DO YOU REMEMBER SEAMOPHORE CLASS? 2016-03-26 02:37:50 Post No.46256787
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: DO YOU REMEMBER SEAMOPHORE CLASS?
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2016-03-26 02:37:50
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A strange sense of unreality slips over you as Arizona drags you into the room by your wrist, pinned in her viselike grip.
This is fine, you think.
This is fine.
You seem to drift over the polished floorboards as Arizona takes up position by Goto, bumping into him with her hip, sending him bumping into Kongou till they both have shifted to share center stage. She lifts her free hand up and gives the camera a little wave, then smiles that shy, sweet smile you've only seen once or twice.
You find yourself staring eye-to-glassy-eye with the webcam; the tiny little portal that's beaming your image to literal millions of people. You're halfway through a silent prayer for the server to crash from overload when Arizona raises your right hand for you and waves it.
“Hi,” you say intelligently. “I'm Rear Admiral Ryan Settle, United States Navy, and my career is over.” And then you laugh, freely and naturally, because it's so gravely true that it becomes funny again. Arizona flips your palm towards her. “And this is BB-39, Arizona.” Arizona waves and smiles again.
The steady torrent of chat queries has slowed to a trickle. The Internet itself seems to be drawing breath.
And then they unload.
>what are they asking
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>>46256787
I understand now. I fucking get it.
I died in LA. I died, and this is hell. I was wrong, or the allfather forgot me.
Fuck.
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>>46256787
How is the war effort actually going?
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>>46256787
@Settle: How big is your dick?
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: RADIO FREE KONGOU 2016-03-25 22:56:40 Post No.46251542
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KANT-O-CELLE QUEST: RADIO FREE KONGOU
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2016-03-25 22:56:40
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You once heard someone complain that military base sidewalks never exist as the shortest possible route between any two points you might actually want to go to. Much the same could be said for the access roads; and double for the painfully low speed limits combined with very bored and bitter MPs looking for anything to do aside from counting down seconds to their EAS date. At times like these you're reminded why you keep the insubordinate, borderline psycopath son-of-a-bitch Marine around - he has a splendid talent for cutting Gordian's Knot, or in this case, cutting across half the pristine landscaping of Fleet Activities Yokosuka, recently repaired after the air raid. Hate was prescient enough to acquire a jeep, capable of clawing up the rising feet of the big hills that cross the base like they're not there. Hate peels into the parking lot of the main dormitories with a few bushes stuck in the jeep's grille , killing the engine, slamming his heel down on the parking break and leaping from the vehicle before it's stopped moving. He's still a few feet behind you, currently accelerating for the double doors doing your best tripod impression. You catch a brief glimpse of Ooi through the tall slatted windows.
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“GANGWAY!” you bellow as you hit the door bar with your forearm and blast through, leading with your shoulder. Ooi leaps back nimbly as Hate thunders in after you. You both come to a screeching halt in the lobby, suddenly cozignant of your lack of knowledge.
“Where is she!?” you demand of Ooi.
“KONGOU! WHERE IS KONGOU!” Hate demands.
From upstairs, you hear a familiar voice sing-songing prettily - “Gooooood mooooorning innnnnterneeeeeet~”
“WE GOTTA MOTOR,” Hate roars, springing up the staircase like spring-heeled jack. You manage to keep up with him somehow, hauling yourself up the bannister hand-over-hand to compensate for your bum leg. Following the light, innocent lilting of Kongou's voice, you manage to find the room - only to crash into Hate's back.
“We're too late,” he hisses. “THE DAMN THING IS ALREADY ON!”
[ ] CHARGE IN NOW, EVERY SECOND COUNTS
[ ] THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN. (Find some way to kill power or connection to the room.)
[ ] Call for reinforcements - you really don't want to be all Big and Yankee in the same room as Kongou Dess, Pride of Japan.
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>[ ] THEY KNOW. SHUT IT DOWN
There should be a building network closet. Find it, and pull the plug on the switches inside.
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I am fairly new to miniature collecting and painting. For a first time, I'd say it came out pretty well. I'm almost finished, but I would like to see what you think of it. Any constructive criticism would be appreciated as well as tips and tricks. I will be posting the back side shortly.I apologize for my shit photography skills.
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>>46300016
And here's the backside.
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>>46300016
Heroclix/10
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Post here in this thread for critiques
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So I just experienced my first game of Magic the Gathering;
And this happens
Why is every card game so fucking retarded?
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>>46299926
Because you are.
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>>46299926
you didn't have a solution for this card by turn six?
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>>46299926
Because you touch yourself and that makes God angry.
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Sense ya'll don't know how to make a good risk thread going on ill start
Same rules apply
>must greentext country name in each roll
1 roll per country
General rules in photo
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>>46298135
Declaring India.
>India
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>>46298236
what color?
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>>46298258
Green. Sorry bout that.
>India.