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>>46253653
Oh god
this is like that Darths and Droids strip on grapple rules. I didn't know that was a documentary.

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>>46253653

I was tempted to say "if you think that's a lot of tables, you should see FATAL", but jesus.

Probably worse than FATAL too because you're supposed to use that, while FATAL forgot to actually make any of its tables relevent to its game rules.

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Great Crusade Theme.

https://youtu.be/VEJ8lpCQbyw

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnKhsTXoKCI

Obey your master! Master!

DARK MASTER!

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Imperial Guard marching tunes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9UpK_uAPwI

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Damn, this is going to turn out like Evil dead

Obligatory

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6-ZGAGcJrk

The normal army you could muster to a given battlefield was between 10-15k

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>>46329426
>Tombstone remix?
>not the original classic?
My spooky friend, you're just not doing it right...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XTgFtxHhCQ0

For what purpose?
A bow is just a spring. You build the spring according to your strength. If you want a 500 pound bow because you're that strong you should be able to do it with common resources without a problem.

>>46328307
My GM always puts in a magic boomerang and a hookshot.

He prefers the hookshot over the clawshot because he keeps telling me that Twilight Princess was garbage. I thought it was okay at best, but whatever. This just means that when we hit an enemy with the hookshot, it deals piercing damage.

I always put in a pair of high heels enchanted with something useful, only of the entire party is male. Just love to see the group of burly men fight over who can wear the pink high-heels.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>46326200

>>46326693
Lava/Magma - "The creature prefers the hot temperatures and dead landscape near volcanoes."

What is the creature's food habits? (d10)

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>46326699

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Shameful bump.

Sorry man. Looks like no one is down for guards and or mouses.

Played it once. PCs failed every single roll.

>>46321566
>"whenever people start casting 9th level spells"

So nowhere near the highest attainable level one can conceivably reach in a campaign.

Got it.

>>46322152
... What?

>>46321566
I'd expect that the max level character, with no preparation or henchmen and no special items, (purely smashing statblocks together) could take on 10-15ish first level characters of the same class. A magic user might take on more as long as they didn't get ganked immediately or wrestled to the ground before they could get off a cloudkill spell or whatever.

That said, part of what makes a high level character special is all the cool shit they have and the allies they've gained, and that's really up to the player whether they develop that or not. Take two characters with identical stats, and one might be a god king, while the other is just some asshole who beats things with a stick pretty well.

>>46318808
Satan?

>>46318808
WHFB players did by not buying enough models, of course.

what i find the most laughable of all AoS is how they are killing literally all the old armies many miniatures of the empire, dwarfs, high elves and dark elves allong with all bretonia were all killed for this shit.

>>46327478
>Any ideas?
Anon, do everyone a favor and post this in the 40k rpg thread?
It exists for this kind of thing, and it's as rude as making a thread for a TT list when there is a thread for such things.

>>46327514

Sure thing

>>46327514
When did it became forbidden to come to /tg/ and post non- "Blah blah general" threads?

>>46327478
Some sort of haywire thing that makes all electronics spaz out and any cables that could potentially get out of their casing or are lying around just flail around, grappling and electrocuting everything?

The defining trait of a witch is that they are barren.
That's why they steal children, curse pregnant women, and have cold tits.

I'd say that depends entirely on the witch?

>>46326819
What kind of son, what kind of witch?

Play the Silver skulls chapter. It's hevilly implied that these guys are loyalist Iron Warriors with dantioch as their founder

>>46326701
That's really interesting! I love that idea, but I really hate the Silver Skulls' color-scheme... It has no color in it at all.

>>46326688
If you're playing 40k, you'll get some eye-rolls if you say you're playing loyalist Iron Warriors.

If you instead play 30k (with some BaC and some acceptable proxying from 40k models) then you can play all the loyalist Iron Warriors you want without the slightest complaint about it.

So instead of going to a tavern to pick up qt barmaids, you sold your soul for the power of necromancy so you could fuck a dessicated skeleton?

Deadipus go home

>>46325576
>Going to a tavern to pick up normie whores

REEEEEEEEE NORMALFAGS GET OUT

Well, I'd tell my players that I've secretly placed child porn onto each of their computers and then notified the police that I'd discovered it on their computer.

Then I'd take a drill to their kneecaps, claiming self defense after they discovered my sacrifice in the name of civic duty.

And then I'd mail them bombs in jail. Dirty bombs.

At this point, I would inform anyone who had managed to survive that the only other option I had was to try and run a fucking farming simulator for our next game because some stupid asshole on the internet has no concept of how games work, and they would thank me, even as the radiation poisoning claimed them.

>>46325207
Or, you know, Mouse Guard.

Ryutama.

Risus.

Burning Wheel.

If you actually knew what you were talking about or had any imagination, you'd come up with many ways to play a "farming simulator" that had social encounters and dungeon crawling and fighting against monsters. Earth spirits that only few can see... Fucking wizards, too.

>>46325207
See the man with no imagination get his panties into a knot over his own mediocrity.

That is the dragon age universe. The rogue magi are apostates,the agents are templar and the institution is the circle of magi for the mages and the chantry for the templar

>>46324990
Really? I've...acually never played the games. What can I do to make it different enough without everyone going "Simpsons did it" on me?

>>46324959
>"rogue magi"
That's not a good term for them.
You can call them "witches" or "black mages" or whatever, but if you use the same terminology as for your real mages, then you definitely cannot use such a weak qualifier as "rogue". These people are dangerous criminals, not lovable scoundrels.

>(i.e: someone not formally trained by state run academies)
What about those that were formally trained but had their license revoked?

>>46325003
>What can I do to make it different enough without everyone going "Simpsons did it" on me?
It's not DA exclusive. Don't worry about it.