No Shitbrews Edition
Optional Questions:
>What card do you think is guaranteed a ban next week?
>Assuming Eldrazi is kill, what sideboard cards are you removing?
>What are you hoping gets unbanned?It probably won't. :^)
>If you're an Eldrazi memester, what deck are you moving on to?
>>46319486
>38% of girls
I call bullshit.
>>46319541
Out on the west coast it sure feels like that. The last time I drafted there were only 4 girlsand three were trannies.
EDH night has almost an even split.
Kiki chord is love, Kiki chord is life.
Since /tg has such a love-hate thing with elves. How'd any of you try to befriend with one? If not, what'll be your methods of further antagonizing them? Come on now and post them elf pics too.
>>46319292
>How'd any of you try to befriend with one?
Not.
I live in an area with a lot of old folks and the generation gap makes talking to them very awkward. Now imagine that generation gap being at least twice as large, and at most a millennium large. Imagine talking to someone who still remembers the good old days when the solution to a interreligious tensions was a good ol' fashioned crusade.
>>46319292
rape
>>46319356
Old people are pretty good at leading conversations though and they love to tell you their stories. I bet elves are like that with humans they're friendly with maybe a cool older dad/mom figure too.
Now that you've brought that up...
>date a beautiful, funny, and intelligent elf lady who is old enough to be your great grandmother
>when you're cuddling with her she mentions how you're so handsome like your great grandfather
>turns out they dated for a while
wat do?
"She" is still at it...
>>46316546
I love the new Age of Sigmar art. But wheres the stormcast and hammers?
>>46316546
Her art has improved, while nowhere near amazing, I am impressed nontheless.
>>46316608
>Still cartoonishly outlining things in weighted lines, with no variance
>Flat textures
>same color palette from mspaint.exe as always
yeah, nah
So, I heard someone claiming that someone dug up the blog of Xer0 from the Ballad of Edgardo. Is there any truth to that (and if so, can a link be provided?), or was it just tumblr being tumblr?
Other than that, greentext/story thread.
It's an obviously fake story. It's also a terrible story, regardless of whether it's real or not.
I'm not just begging, I'm also bringing gifts.
Part 1/7
>>46316000
2/7
What shit do you have knocking around in your head you'd like to see get done?
Setting concept thread general.
My first picks would be Suburban Fantasy, a 4chan/Internet Space Opera, or an apocalyptic crossover setting.
Or a Broken Masquerade setting, set like 10 years after the supernatural is revealed
A setting about edgelords and fedoralover protecting the world againts godsworking on that on my freetime
>>46315667
This is kind of like that:
boards.fireden.net/foolfuuka/boards/tg/image/1446/95/1446957588933.pdf
>>46315879
>>46315667
Here's the pdf itself actually. Forgot I could post those.
Thread LXVI:
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Lamia%20Legacy%20Quest
Twitter: https://twitter.com/LamiaLegacy
Opening Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCQmQwKEEOM
Story Thus Far: http://pastebin.com/bDw1Cba3
Season: Winter
Money: 975
New Backpack - (Sealed)
Kozak Bladesx2
Repeater - Unupgraded
Sasha: Skill list
Ranching +4
Scholar +3
Marksmanship +5
Natural Ability (Lamia) +3
Intrigue +4
Casting (Draconic+4 Roc+2 Leviathan+3 Troll+1 Elemental+1)
Falconry +1
It's amazing what a little bit of cash does for ones motivation. Faced with the prospect an extended downtime James, Serrak's construction foreman, was already amenable to doing something with his time that wasn't shoring up the road between the passage and the bridge. All you needed to do to shift his interest to attention was visibly count out the seven hundred isens in front of him. The next few days had his crew going at it with gusto, framing up the wall portions in the relative comfort of their camp and moving them to the now vacated bunkhouse.
Shifting folks out of the bunkhouse was another story, Tatiana and Artyom willingly volunteered to take up residence in the barn, apparently indifferent to the drafts. McCain bore the indignity of being relegated to a sleeping chair with his usual stoicism, and Tai simply doubled up working with the untouchables. Marie was the only problem case, loudly griping about having to move all her things and setting up a convoluted psuedo-nest in one of the lower rooms of the house, conveniently nearest to the kitchen. You suspect its more to do with the cold than anything, given the layers of blankets she had set up before realizing that the radiant heating left things much warmer in here. You imagine it'll be a pain getting her to leave.
>>46314075
With startling speed the work crew had dismantled the bunkhouse leaving only a forlorn skeleton of the main frame. Clapboard and tar paper lay in a heap on the far side of the building while the newly fabricated framework started to pile up near the barn. The biggest hassle seems to be breaking through the frozen topsoil to place the new posts for the expansion, the crews only having breached one in the few days its been since deciding on the bunkhouse.
It's fairly early, and having finished breakfast you've been left in peace for the time being.
>Check in on someone? (Veles, Ranchhands, Work Crew, Beastfolk, Nitor, other?)
>Help out somewhere?
>Other?
>>46314101
>The Nitor then Veles
We need to make sure that no Phoenix Shenanigans are occurring.
>>46314296
Also want to play with our falcon. Birds of prey are fucking awesome.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfpL9Z9d8uE
How do you loot one of these babies?
>>46313601
A daemonhost is really the only way to contain a daemon long-term, as far as I know.
>>46313601
I don't think it's possible. But an Avatar did once loot an Ork Waaagh.
>>46313909
Wasn't it the other way around?
>He once shushed a Grey Knight Librarian.
>If he wore a Commissar's cap, the cap would look childish by comparison.
>Not even Cegorach can break his poker face.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313431
>He has never shot a coward, cowards die upon sight of him.
>His speeches are so beautiful, they make Necrons cry.
>The Warp has gotten lost in him.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313447
>His ideal safari is a year on a Tyranid hive-ship.
>He once challanged a Bloodthirster to arm-wrestling, and won.
>The Black Library has a section dedicated to his one-liners.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
>>46313461
>When he says 'For the Emperor', it is in the context of a gift.
>A tissue he once used is now considered a holy relic.
>His DNA is considered to be an STC fragment.
>He is the most interesting man in the Imperium.
I don't always fight Chaos; but when I do, I prefer Guardsmen at my side.
Stay Loyal, my friends.
/tg/, I love Goblins. However, most of the time, goblins are very low on or even underneath the totem pole. I'd like to build a better race/species of Goblin. Everything from biology and culture to magics and technologies.
Will you help me build a better Goblin? What are some of your ideas that make Goblins better?
>>46311524
add 'hob' in front
Hats, big gaudy impressive hats
make them green gnomes
I need some recommendations for a family board game night. We are thinking of picking up Mysterium and need some other ideas.
>>46309952
Ticket to Ride
>>46309985
This one looks pretty fun. Is it basically Monopoly with trains?
>>46309952
Twilight Imperium :^)
PUT THE PIECES INTO THE SLOTS
MAKE THE RIGHT SELECTION
BUT BE QUICK YOU'RE RACING THE CLOCK
UUUUUOOOOOWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK
Dear fa/tg/uys, let us have a civilised debate.
Which do you prefer: preparing an elaborate setting, worldbuilding and writing out as much as possible before a game OR keeping prep to a bare minimum, work with the input of your players and making up the largest part of your game on the fly?
>What games do you mostly play?
>How much do you prepare before a game and how?
>Pros/cons of prep?
>Pros/cons of improv?
>Times something went horribly wrong due to lack or excessive prep?
>A shitty opinion or accusation about the group of people you disagree with?preferably calling them autistic
I 95% improve. My players seem to like it
Players can't tell the difference desu
>>46308286
That's a lot of improvement.
Anyone feel like a 2020 thread?
So, roles are a fairly important part of character creation, but the way they're described some of them seem fairly incompatible.
That said how would you work the other roles (non-solo/cop) into a police campaign?
>>46306624
Netrunner doing some freelance work, hacking into crimelord's database
>>46306624
Fixers are informants, netrunners are tech support, medtechs are on loan from the local hospital for whatever operation the party are working on
>>46306624
>That said how would you work the other roles (non-solo/cop) into a police campaign?
Media doing a "reality TV" piece
Corp handling things with City Hall
Techie working in the garage
Medtechie working in the meat garage
Fixer as...a fixer
Lets have some fun and brainstorm a sci-fi setting /tg/.
Ill start us off with 3 simple beginning points.
>Far future humanity battles horrors from the stars
> Humanity primarily lives on mega-structures in space, with the capital being a multi-layered shield world that was once earth
>Humanity is at its most powerful and advanced point in history, but so are its enemies
>>46305563
The cities are all on the inside of giant spheres rolling forever.
>>46305563
Can we fight hive mind bugs that even though their technology is comepletly inferior, they somehow manage to infest worlds.
Players must figure out ways to combat these bugs who fight in a completly asymetric manner.
>>46305563
The only way to travel FTL is using the space horrors as fuel (with predictably spooky results). That's why they're REALLY mad at us.
Serves them right for killing so many of us during first contact, the tentacley bastards.
Taking down a space-shoggoth is no easy feat, though. FTL-capable vessels are rare as a result, and most of them are colossal carriers that ferry other ships to the edges of other star systems. Jumping too close to a gravity well is forbidden since The Incident.
Travel is like Dune met Event Horizon, with a dash of Doom. Are you a bad enough dude to build an oil rig on top of Cthulhu's dead ass?
Character art thread. Because the other is just name stuff.
Looking for non-edgy, non-sexualised dark elves.