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>>46364386
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more

>>46364399
/thread

The emperor's SECOND greatest gift!

It's a close second.

>>46395036
hold my hand up to the mouse.

>>46395036
Previous thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/46290033/
Twitter: @BBEG_Questman If you read it, you'd know what's heppening

>>46395149
You kneel down and extend your palm out to the mouse. It watches for a moment, still as stone, then begins to inch closer nervously. Eventually it reaches your finger tips, where is nibbles them lightly enough that it tickles a bit, before climbing up. You stand, and pet the little mouse gently as it squeaks softly in your palm.

>Eat the mouse
>Befriend the mouse
>Pocket the mouse
>Other

rock paper scissors

pokemon

>>46364351

Hmm, it could work. I'm seeing it as a "cup and dice" system that works a bit like One Roll Engine. Everyone slams down their cups at the same time, declares actions. Everyone reveals, rolls determine which order the actions "go off first" (or perhaps which actions "win" might be a better way to put it).

>take their turns simultaneously

Every single turn of the game all at once?
The game would be over in the blink of an eye!
Is mankind ready for such a game?

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>>46363036
God damn it

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Here's a Pathfinder class I've been messing with for a few hours.

How shitty is it and how can I improve it?

>>46363036
Polishing up an Attack on Titan homebrew spinoff based on the Titan World homebrew created a few years ago. It's been sitting on the backburner for a while, but I've finally worked up the motivation to finish it. I have a lot of it already done, but I'm still torn up about the human v. human rules.

I have some new ideas to go on, but it's hard to conceptualize.

>>46394792
>>B. You've got Karate classes before your afternoon closing shift. #thanksellie

>>46394792
>B. You've got Karate classes before your afternoon closing shift. #thanksellie

>>46394792
>>B. You've got Karate classes before your afternoon closing shift. #thanksellie

Ellie?

>>46362978
Something involving robot vampires being showered in white-chocolate syrup?

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>>46363006
Or androids being forced to assume the personas of real people against their will, in a false flag operation to make people fear them and drive the android megacorp out of business? Sure.

Mysterious device called 'Lazarus Engine'. Company directs you to an offshore testing facility offering fat stacks to go and confirm its status.

Turns out it's a mars colonisation program that can create life from organic matter. Turns out in attempting to create a rat, its parameters were incorrectly set and all organic matter on the island is being turned into disgusting rat abominations.

Boss battle with the newly sentient Rat King, the largest cluster with the device lodged in its mass.

Somewhere along the way this stopped being cyberpunk but I dont even care.

>>46361250

Humans can fuck horses without dying, I'm sure a Halfling can handle the average human cock just fine.

>>46361279
But can a human take horse cock without dying.

That my friends is the question that lay at the centre of this thread.

>>46361279
Uhhh...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Hands

>>46394618

It protects you from being hit.

>>46394618
Turns into a cloak that can't be pierced but can still be smashed and stabbed, being cloth-like. Turns into a shield faster than you can raise your arm to block.

>>46394618
Regenerating health bar that absorbs damage before it happens.
Limited additional armor that is weak but cancels overkill if it's destroyed so that damage doesn't bleed into HP.
Absorbing attacks and feeding them into a dynamic energy reservoir that can be used by the character, but can get overloaded and doesn't allow for gained charge to be used immediately.
Create flanking gameplay because of directional defense.
Has cutting edges perfect for melee.

Energy shields are best.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>46357618
Chugging

>>46357682
>Reaver Pattern!

Roll a d100 for the First and Lead Engine of the Legio.

>>46357719

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>>46357562

Well, somebody's eventually gonna say GURPS, so I'll say it now and get it out of the way and hopefully the rest of the thread can actually be about systems people actually play and have fun with.

Unfortunately, though, I can't really think of any, largely because there's not a ton of RPGs that are set during the golden age of piracy. The various d20 splats are almost universally terrible (not just in regards to naval combat, but just in general). 7th Sea SHOULD have good naval rules, but that system has surprisingly terrible naval combat rules where there's no meaningful difference between a normal PC and a ship. Evidently, the upcoming 2nd edition won't even HAVE naval combat rules, since John Wick doesn't like them and thinks that ship combat is more of a plot device than anything else (and thus doesn't need rules).

OP, I think your best bet is going to be to choose an RPG ruleset you like, and see about grafting a set of naval combat wargaming rules onto it. Say, something like Wooden Ships and Iron Men. Or homebrew something: I pulled these rules out of a 7th Sea thread last month - they're made to work with 7th Sea 1st edition and my group really like them. They're by Not entirely anon, who IIRC hangs out in Battletech General if you want to ask about them more.

>>46359072
Thanks!
> largely because there's not a ton of RPGs that are set during the golden age of piracy.
...Weird, given how inherently great pirates are.

> Evidently, the upcoming 2nd edition won't even HAVE naval combat rules, since John Wick doesn't like them and thinks that ship combat is more of a plot device than anything else (and thus doesn't need rules).
... Why is it called 7th SEA out of curiosity? That's lame.

>>46356621
>Confusing aggression for morals, rather than accepting it as instincts developed to ensure survival of the species.
>Including data about how they interact with humans, who are basically out of their scope of understanding.

OP clearly doesn't understand their own topic. The begged excuse as "for fun" isn't relevant, because if that's the case then you have to assign the cultural concepts of good/evil and lawful/chaotic to entire species for new reasons of your own choosing rather than based on actual facts (and animals will otherwise typically line up as lawful and neutral because they live in organized groups).

Wew

>>46356621
Honey Badger = Chaotic Neutral

>>46394168
Time for more Miel lewds.

>>46394168
here and this is weird.

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>>46394221
Hey. Say, do you see somewhere an option to change the board style? I used to have it set to dark with white font, and while the plug in im using now allows me to revert the colors, the pictures are also affected, which isn't very pretty.

>no book with information on your chosen birthplace
>no book with information on your chosen race
>no book with information on the names in your culture

>not a single page with information on all the abilities and special attacks your character has access to

if you don't have 4 wildly different miniatures of your character how will the rest of your group even know you're faggot?

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And place two cards face down

>>46353112
I put one monster down in defense mode and end my turn

>>46394050
OP's rollin'

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>>46394060
Fuck. Simple waterbender...
Which is ironic, because I can't even swim IRL.

Anyway: song for the thread https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nmwZZPKvyA

>>46394050
>not coming up with a system that uses /tg/ dice
>>46394112
>not this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KApH38PZlec

Two strikes, Chris you stupid faggot.
One more, and this thread will be officially Shit.