If you could open your shop and would get just enough money to sustain it, what would the rules be?
Would it be a chill only zone, no paying, bring your friends? Only wargaming? Only MtG or YuGiOh? Pay and do whatever?
>>54761449
I would take the money and run
fuck running an lgs, I don't want to pander to autists
>>54761582
Well, you can just make rules of hygiene and behavior.
We have a shop that we just get a few euros so we could sustain ourselves. I was wondering, maybe i could get some ideas on how to improve it.
Why does nobody want to play a jedi anymore? Even if people want to play the good guys, it's always the "grey jedi" or noble sith, or something like that, never simply jedi.
Did I miss when people started hating them?
>>54761080
thats a but of an over generalization given that i personally love playing as jedi
my players dont really know the EU, and they love being good guys, so they probably wouldnt choose grey jedi
In the Clone Wars cartoon, which is still canon, Palpatine tried to prove to Ahsoka the ineffectiveness of the Jedi by tricking the council into executing an innocent clone trooper who was about to reveal Order 66. That's what started it.
If our society seems more nihilistic than that of previous eras, perhaps this is simply a sign of our maturity as a sentient species. As our collective consciousness expands beyond a crucial point, we are at last ready to accept life's fundamental truth: that life's only purpose is life itself.
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i usually take a short sabbatical from 4chan during the summer months, what with better things to do and the influx of edgy kids.
What have i missed over the past 3 months? any new trends pop up? is there still 99 stat me threads going? what does /tg/ hate this week? you know, gimme the goods.
when i left there was some discussion about separating into another board called hobbies or something?
Well it seems strike has become more popular and the kids have either forgotten or they've run away.
The idea of splitting is fucking retarded and people need to deal .
Stat me... I dunno, insert owlbear.png or something.
Every time we get meta on /tg/ it devolves into a shit storm.
Oh and /qst/ is sad and dead
None of the people who used to spam quest threads have bothered to update their book marks to the qst board so there are now 3000 CYOA threads instead.
"Stat me" is still strong in the meta as is "40k fluff wanking", but "filename threads" are making a stealth come back and managing to normally finish with one in the top 8.
Oh and old faithful "my waifu is the best how dare you not agree with my wank material" is still going strong.
>>54760591
We're still waiting for quest threads to be allowed back on /tg/.
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Previous thread: >>54749663
What is it about fourth and fifth edition that makes them different than other editions, both mechanically and aesthetically?
>>54760539
>Dat warwagon
Are Gotrek and Felix in TW:W yet?
I am Prince and Pilot.
Herohammer was great. I miss that style of fantasy wargaming.
You know how you can't copyright rules? Why doesn't someone just release 5th ed with new fluff and a new setting?
Thoughts?
Read it, looks good. I like the basebuilding and faction game, they're the sort of tools I've always put together for myself to run sandbox campaigns but having it built into the system this way is great. Core resolution mechanic looks flexible and fun. Having no dedicated combat system is a wonderful idea.
Will probably run it next.
Check out Cryptomancer for some similar ideas, though Blades does it better imo.
yo bump because I picked this up a year ago and never got around to opening it
Played it on Roll20 a bit before our GM disappeared forever. Really liked the system and session-based mechanics, although some long-term planning is required.
Why is there such a shortage of cute guys in the tabletop community?
Most probably are more occupied with other stuff since people like having them around due to being attractive. Some play like Matthew Mercer and the other guys in critical roll.
This depends on so many separate factors in real life that your question effectively has no answer at all.
If you mean guys that look like Jason Mamoa, then those guys are fairly rare in pretty much every single social context, though I actually still know one in my group.
>>54759236
OP has patrician taste when it comes to being a faggot.
I literally just fapped to having a threesome with Jason.
How would it change a fantasy setting if elves took an amount of time to mature both physically and mentally proportional to their enormous lifespans? For example, the 5e PHB says elves claim adulthood at the age of 100. What if it actually took them 100 years to mature biologically?
Bonus points: What would change if it only took that long to mature in one category or the other? I.e., physically an adult at 20 but not mentally an adult until 100, or vice versa.
>>54758908
That would be dumb.
>>54758908
How do you explain them not learning anything in 100 years? With that time they could have several PHDs worth of education and possible experience.
>>54758984
In real life, human children simply aren't able to learn certain things until their brains have matured to a certain degree. The same could apply to elven children, albeit for a much longer time.
>$30 for one primaris marine
>Not even different from the Dimperium monopose marines
Does GW even care anymore?
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>>54758780
Mk X helmets are shit
>>54758780
Okay fuckstick, let me tell you why you are wrong and stupid and this is the BEST fucking Primaris miniature EVER MADE. If you don't buy one the minute it fucking drops, then I don't know what to tell you Faggot McGee.
1. It has EXTRA LONG purity seals. That's how you know this fucker is extra pure.
2. He has a KNORD on his back. It's not a fucking knife, like those fuckboy Reavers. But it's also not a tiny-penis-compensator sword like those faggot HQs swing around. No, this is a true man's weapon: large enough to get the job done, but small enough to be a professional about it.
3. He has a FUCKING ROPE on his shoulder. Do you know how useful rope is, mother fucker? You're on /tg/ so I better fucking hope so. If you ever play a character in a PnP and he doesn't have a goddamn coil of rope in his inventory, then you need to stop everything you're doing, go down to a hardware store in real life, buy yourself some rope, then HANG YOURSELF.
>>54758843
The Calth armour (mk!V?) is the ugliest mark of all the armours, even thunderwarriors look better and they look fucking retarded.
Why in the fuck GW decided to go with their most forgettable and bland helmet designs for their new run of marines is beyond me. What's wrong with the aquila helmet? Or Corvus?
Good thing I have a nigh infinite bitz box for helmet swaps.
How could you plausibly introduce magic, as in real magic as opposed to psychic powers, into a far future spacepunk setting?
>>54757948
Make it aliens. Seriously, either have them discover a race that naturally does use magic and they think we're weird for not having it, or have them discover a super-super-computer that automatically fulfills requests anywhere in the universe for people with the right access codes and who know how to program it.
Why not just run Starfinder?
Just be sure to ban solarians and envoys, they're overpowered.
>>54757948
Cosmological Constants are local. Turns out the reason galaxies make no sense with gravity isn't because of dark matter/energy, its because every ten light years or so the laws of physics change .
In some locations, certain forces can be controlled directly by any sufficiently advanced lifeform without the need for technology or technical apparatus, usually using certain culturally significant words and phrases as focuses.
>Dwarf gambling
>Orc prostitution
>Gnome drugs
>Elvish profanity
>>54754005
>Monopoly money
>>54754005
>Tiefling muggings
>>54754005
Why does he have the expression of a dad who feel obligated to buy his screaming kid something, but doesn't actually want to spend the money?
Is he buying the tranny hooker for someone's birthday or something?
I'm working on a race of people with different senses from regular humans, what are some actual alternate senses that aren't just "magic lol"
>>54753821
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infrared_sensing_in_snakes
Birds' internal compass
A shark's electrical sensors
Cuttlefish skin-color communication
Infrared? You could get around normally enough, but there would be challenges and certain advantages.
I need Swashbuckler elves. From duelists, to pirates, to rogues. I need anything.
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Previous Thread: >>54708705
Are Kobolds draconian or canine in facial appearance?
Draconian, for sure. Gnolls take the 'humanoid canine monster' niche in my games.
I believe you can thank Pathfinder for turning Kobolds into little dragon men.
>>54750762
They were like that in at least 3rd, but I believe they were Draconic in Baldur's Gate as well.
>>54750708
Goblinoids are Frazetta men in my game, the only thing that really changes is that they get taller and more hirsute. Kobolds are tiny Lizard people and I just sort of expanded Gnoll to mean 'Canine beast guy' as >>54750750 kinda did.
My game is vaguely eastern european and not!Baltic inspired.
This is the ideal draconic body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>54748296
This is what actual success looks like.
>>54748296
MY OPINION DIFFERS FROM YOURS!
>>54748296
>Covered in gold
>Entire dragon race now hunts you to death
>Have to feign friendliness with lesser beings for protection
Yeah, perfect body.