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>That Guy who plays a cleric but doesn't worship a god
Then why even play a cleric in the first place? Sure the rules allow it, but that's just lazy.
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>>46487821
>that guy who starts 100 threads complaining about petty things every day
What even is the point?
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Deal w/it berk
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>>46487821
Play in the Forgotten Realms. The party needed a "healer" and Paladin didn't cut it.
Non-Format edition.
Whatcha building?
What is your kitchen casual group like?
Anyone planning to chip in to a group pool for a SOI booster box?
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My kitchen table group is so casual it hurts. Mostly a bunch of timmy's with no regard to mana curve and cards that actually work together.
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Cardboard crack is the gayest shit.
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>>46486255
>Whatcha building?
Mono-red control
>What is your kitchen casual group like?
They're alright. They have some weird house rules but they're fun to play with
>Anyone planning to chip in to a group pool for a SOI booster box?
Nope, we're drafting on Friday though
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Heh tg I need inspiration for a campaign in the underdark so drown lady pics cos I need "inspiration"
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>>46485859
No. Just no.
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Shit Drow not drown please no snuff
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>>46485969
>Shit Drow
Sir, we call them "brown elves" around here.
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Late-night Civ Thread anyone? 2016-04-05 04:09:04 Post No.46470843
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First race/location to receive a second will be used.
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>>46470843
Undead Necropolis
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>>46470843
Undead Mountains
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>>46471493
Undead locked
Need tiebreaker
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ITT: We talk about our experiences with shitty players and/or GMs. I'll start.
The other night, I GM'd Black Crusade. I had a psyker who was surprised that his 11-wound wimp got one-shot killed by a Termagaunt, and a Sorceror who only wrote the names of his weapons and powers, knowing no other information whatsoever despite having the Rulebook. The Sorceror also loved interrupting me while I'm trying to explain the setting, give the players info, or just GM in general.
Your turn.
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>when the DM doesn't call you out for having multiple stats over 16
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>>46448029
No, just the plain vanilla psyker from the Core Rulebook. It was literally his first game, so his reaction is forgivable, he's still learning how dangerous everything is. The Sorceror's actions, though, were just obnoxious. He literally didn't know nor care how to play his character in even the most basic sense; he didn't even have the stats of his gear written down.
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Played WoD with a guy who rolled up a Time mage and would use Shift the Sands as a quick load to undo everything he didn't like. That's not how it works, but it was easier to let him do it than have to deal with his bullshit.
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Any good pen and paper games like The Thing where the players are paranoid of each other?
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Monopoly.
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>>46518534
>take roleplaying game of choice
>steal plot from The Thing
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i should dl this moive. Thanks for recomendation
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Am i doing GMing wrong? At this point 80% of the plot hooks, plot twists and story has been improv right during the session with only a little prepped background. Also more than half the encounters are improv right before or during the session, encounters take an entirely different direction because i didn't expect my players to do something so i just improv that too. Everything i do, that the players like, is improv. And everything that goes by the book is mediocre at best according to the players. Pic unrelated.
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sounds like you are doing it right
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>>46518146
If the players are enjoying your game, you aren't GMing wrong.
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>>46518146
No you're doing it right.
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Would it be scarier to fight Dark Eldar or Chaos? Who commits bigger atrocities? How do you even motivate Guardsmen to not completly shit themselves? I would rather get shot by Comissar than to be captured by either of them.
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>>46517665
Fighting? Chaos are probably more physically and visually frightening
But Dark Eldar weapons almost certaintly hurt a fuck ton more and being captured by the Dark Eldar is probably the scariest thing I can imagine in 40k
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>>46518775
> Dark Eldar weapons almost certaintly hurt a fuck ton more and being captured by the Dark Eldar is probably the scariest thing I can imagine in 40k
The wiki page doesn't go into any detail, what do they actually do?
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>>46520890
Imagine your average godawful torture.
Then go back to medieval torture, which is arguably worse.
Then turn it up to 11 and you'll getnot even close to what the Deldar do on a daily basis just so Slaanesh doesn't eat their souls, let alone for fun.
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Do you ever play characters? Why, think long and hard about the answer, just why?
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>>46516557
Yes.
Stat bonuses.
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Never! I swear!
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>>46516557
Because I'm too lazy to GM.
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What sort of materials would make for a sword in a space Opera setting?
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>>46516126
Well you've got your three staple Sci-Fi weapon types. Laser, plasma, and Gauss/mass accelerator.
So you've got a laser sword, a plasma sword, and some kind of magnet sword.
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>>46516126
The idea of a wedge of metal designed to shove into primate flesh being useful (even as a status symbol) in an interplanetary or interstellar civilization is laughable and kind've sad.
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>>46516126
Traditional/ornamental - Steel sword
Futuristic - Vibro sword
Silly - Laser sword (lightsaber)
Meaningless - Nano sword (???)
Then you've got your cultural variants
Vibro Khopesh
Laser Nodachi
Nano Shamshir
etc
Shut up ya bogans
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imperial guard quest
Shut up ya bogans
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The sounds of stubber's, the sounds of men shouting, the scream of an artillery shell.
These are the sounds you hear before you are knocked unconscious.
You awaken a bruise on your forehead and the stench of death surrounding you. Now who were you again?
[ ] SNIPER FRESCA (A sniper for the 33rd Klaska Veteran, known for almost never missing a shot and once being friends with a Tech Priest. +1 for any type of lasgun, +2 for any equipped long-las, +1 for repairing basic technology, -2 to melee checks.)
[ ] CORPORAL JUSTKAR (A corporal in the 33rd Veteran known for drinking, being friends with anyone under the rank of Sergeant and being friends with the rogue trader. +5 to any speech check with people under the rank of sergeant, +2 to speech checks in general, -2 to speech checks with officers, -5 to speech checks with commissars.)
[ ] MELEE EXPERT CLACKA (A man of few words, losing his trigger finger to a very persistent ork in a battle, preferring to let his chain sword and grenades do the talking. +4 to melee checks, +2 to explosive checks, -5 to ranged checks.)
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>>46515642
Lets go with ClackaDo we have the option to go chaos eventually
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>>46515642
>Sniper Fresca
For some reason, I feel like Fresca is a woman.
If I'm right, I'm fine with that.
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Rolled 8 (1d40)
>>46515674
the commissar would like a word with you
but probably not immediately but who knows?
by the way if anyone is wondering the first option with 3 votes gets written and were using 1d40s (weird I know) for this quest
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I`ll be drawing a Eatatau stripe in my stream room and im feeling lonely. Drop by if you want to say hi, ask something, leave a comment or opinion or just troll a bit.
https://picarto.tv/Darkdarius
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Bumping a bit.
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Okay, seeing as /v/ refuses to talk about video games, I'll ask you guys.
Who was in the wrong here?
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O-okay then.. ;_;
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>>46515418
/tg/ is a slow board, and you only gave it 6 min. The last thread on /tg/ was last posted in 3 hours ago. Give it some time.
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>>46515316
Technically neither of them.
ITT: You guys give me rolls, I turn them into superheroes.
To start out, I'm going to need seven 1d100 rolls to get a feel for our cape's physical and mental faculties!
If this post ends in evens he's a he, odds, a she.
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Rolled 19, 58, 14, 57, 71, 43, 2 = 264 (7d100)
>>46514898
Ralling.
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Rolled 85, 55, 83, 72, 67, 15, 64 = 441 (7d100)
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>>46514961
All 7 in one go, decisive!
So our hero has typical fighting ability, excellent agility, typical strength, excellent endurance, remarkable reason and intelligence, excellent intuition, but feeble willpower.
I'm gonna need 3d100 to figure out our hero's weakness!
>>46515008
A bit quicker, and we could've had a real motherfucker of a hero.
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Which chapter should I paint. Raven Guard or Raptors?
Also favourite chapter thread
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>>46514119
Dawnbreakers
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>>46514119
Soul Drinkers
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>>46514152
Extra fookin heretical