You are Sallazar, a young wizard who has recently left the army. You have taken a teaching job at Egwen Girls Convent.
In addition the Headmaster of the school wants you to run the schools adventurers club, to give some of the schools more unusual girls something fun to do.
“Chame get off the roof of the lightning rail!” you yell “Evrumine, bags in the hold! Janrael if you fall over the side you'll be flying there solo!”
Cleya hefts a heavy trunk belonging to you “Where do do you want this sir?”
“Starboard cabins, number three” you direct her adding “thank you Cleya, you're the only one being helpful today!” and turn angrily away to harangue some of the other club members and thus missing her straighten up proudly despite the too-heavy box she's carrying.
The good part of being on the Dave's payroll as a villain is the money and special access to the dungeons they build. The bad part is sometimes being called on to participate in events at very short notice. Apparently Belgreblor the Immolator is sulking because his mate ran off with a black dragon and is refusing to participate in a 'Fall of the City' event the Daves are running for several schools. You didn't book the girls on it because it's a week-long event and you didn't want to disrupt their studies.
But one thing led to another, the Headmaster was promised the fee Belgreblor had negotiated if the Witch King was the main villain and well, that's how that goes. You'll just have to hold evening classes for the club or something. And for the extra girls that are tagging along. You need to be there quickly so an airship was chartered, one with plenty of extra room, and so you have the aviation club along as well. All told you're responsible for 40 girls on this trip. Well, you, Taynathil, Thunder Drum and Master Telgether.
You're also trying to get the girls onboard an airship and settled, the top of the sun has only just come over the horizon and you've just spent four hours in a lightning rail with three dozen over-excited teenage girls.
You need to sleep, or a large glass of whiskey, or to set something on fire. Thunder Drum and Master Telgether are far too calm but at least you have the satisfaction of seeing the elf looking stressed.
Eventually you all manage to herd the girls onto the ship, and off the rigging, and then you're off, sailing through the skies. You've got a six hour trip ahead of you, and far too many excitable girls. How are you going to spend your time?
>Sleep (skip trip)
>Chase around keeping the girls out of trouble
>Brief the girls on their roles in the week ahead
>Other (?)
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>>46566608
>Chase around keeping the girls out of trouble
>Brief the girls on their roles in the week ahead
You are Tsukuda Ryouta, the 12th Division's investigator of abnormal occurrences.
Today, the subject of your investigation will be... Tsukuda Ryouta.
There is a hidden area underneath the Division's barracks. This used to be Kurotsuchi Mayuri's secret laboratory, the place where he committed his worst experiments away from the eyes of both the general public and the Division members he couldn't trust. That was decades ago. Now, it's been renovated to suit less illicit activities. But from what you've heard, this place sees little use specifically because of what it once used to be. This is where you're meeting your Division Captain, Urahara Kisuke.
White halls, white walls. The underground laboratory is brightly lit and entirely devoid of people. Urahara Kisuke leads you up to a closed door and then stops, turning around.
"A small prelude first, Ryouta-kun." His voice echoes through the empty hallway. "Before we begin, I need you to become aware of something. If you're trying to get away from what you currently are, perhaps learning about your origins may not do anything to help you. Perhaps it may even serve as discouragement."
"Is that so?"
Urahara nods. He gazes up at the fluorescent lights, a thoughtful look on his face. "It doesn't suit me to be saying something like that, I'm sure you've realized. For the head of the Research and Development Institute to be promoting ignorance is simply blasphemous, isn't it?" After that remark, he looks down to meet your eyes.
>>46564511
"That's what... Tsukuda Shiori-san thought. That's what we talked about during my visit to your house. I was trying to learn something about your origins from her, but she didn't know anything. I've been meaning to tell her what I've found out about you, but she refused to listen. 'It doesn't matter what he used to be, because Ryouta is different now. Don't try to devalue his efforts by claiming that he isn't what he appears to be.' I suppose I could see where she was coming from, even if I couldn't agree with her on principle. So I've decided to hold off on telling you anything until you decided to ask me yourself. And even so... I couldn't let you proceed in good conscience without learning Tsukuda Shiori-san's opinion about this. Do you agree with her? If you do, then you don't have to sit through my lecture. It's your choice. Perhaps she's right, and you really may be better off without it."
...
>"I still wish to learn about myself, Captain."
>"If mother doesn't want me to learn about this, then I'd rather not."
>Other. (Write-in).
>>46564542
>"I still wish to learn about myself, Captain."
>>46564542
>"I still wish to learn about myself, Captain."
So do scars exist in a world that has healing magic? Seems like it would prevent them, and even if you did get them, that they could be easily repaired.
>>46563566
Sorry, image for ants.
Using healing too long after an injury's occurred, OR using shitty tribal healing magic, leaves scars. Some people do it on purpose, because nobody likes a baby-faced grizzled outlaw.
Why would magic not leave scars?
What went wrong?
>>46563226
She is a silly character and actually pissed off the mods enough that they banned her for a while. Xeno has not recovered in popularity from that.
She is a leftover from earlier times, an inelegant character, for a sillier age.
Before the Dark Times...
Before the Nazi Mod...
>>46563226
Everything. She is pure questfag waifubait.
Also Flare is the true mascot for /tg/.
40k.
She tries to appeal to 40k fans (since no one else would care about her), but most 40k fans hate female characters.
It's like trying to appeal to the vegan hunter demographic.
Everyone is so disgusted with the new space marine supplement that nobody bothered to make a thread edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
Okay, Dreadnought-obsessed White Scar sucessor chapter who take the same level of obsession regular WS have and apply it to their walking coffins.
Or in tabletop terms, lots and lots of Hit and Run dreads.
What'd be a good name for the chapter?
"Space marine supplements" sound like some marketing chucklefucks idea for selling vitamin tablets to nerds.
>>46563736
Manz are indeed (M)eg(A)(N)ob(Z)
Because they're boys shooting worse than bolters. For 70 points you can buy your grot tax, and you can spend the rest of the points on units to try and win the match.
Do shoota boys have a place? Can be argued, but its a MSU investment of 105 points (without a Nob) just to get the Boy squad and Trukk. It starts to add up very fast and you don't get anything for it.
How do you tell a fighter that he's a member of a respectable party now and he needs to stop dressing like bandit?
>>46570897
Leave him to dress like that. His armor is kickass and might be good for mingling with other bandits. Like getting info, tips, and whatnot.
>>46571122
Real original, Outlander.
>>46571212
;)
>"Adventurer-kun! I need your help. I'm so full of treasure; I just can't hold it in anymore! Can you help me by taking some for me? <3"
>>46569291
Sure why n-wait a minute!
>>46569291
Oh you go to HELL. FUCKING Mimicuties.
>Excuse me while I open you up from way over here, with magic.
>Famous Transmuter Wizard is secretly looking for a way to become immortal without becoming undead
>Uses his fortune from his adventuring to start a school of research which innovates various fields of magic and industry
>A whole city essentially builds up around the research center and becomes a micro nation of it's own
>The PCs are various sorts who've come to the city looking for work and new opportunities
working for the research center
>The city new comes under lock down and mass panic insues as strange monsters start attacking the populous
>PCs must fight there way through the city, dodging monsters and helping survivors and not being killed by particularly powerful and persistant monster...
Nice Resident Evil campaign.
>>46568908
...and? What about it?
Is this one of those zombies, but not undead sort of things?
How would you do a crossover between The Secret World and Shadowrun?
Pretty easily?
>>46568470
It depends how you want to do the crossover, do you want secret world in your shadowrun, or shadowrun in your secret world.
>>46568544
Either would work really, because they are more or less the same setting.
I do see some difficulty in Secret World in Shadowrun, because the "bee going down people's throat to give anima" sounds Insect Spirity.
Troll threads are cool and all, but can we have a cheesecake thread too?
>>46567389
This ain't >>>/ck/
>>46567389
good thread
I love me a good cheesecake.
Greetings /tg/,
I have recently joined a group of friends on a 3.5 campaign recently and I have built a Half Giant Barbarian.
He is level 2 right now and is in fledgling development. However, my goal is to build him to become a Player Character Killer.
I want him to be able to attack the party after an encounter and cleave through all of them.
What would /tg/ recommend for a troll-worthy 3.5 Barbarian build?
>>46565447
I recommend not being an asshat.
>>46565447
Dude, c'mon, don't be a cunt. Why would you even think about doing that in the first place?
>>46565447
Have you tried not being a cunt
Just kidding, we all know you don't actually have a group.
You are Golem, and you are asleep.
Around you is darkness, specked with small, wandering lights, held aloft by the fleshed ones. They are not Golem, but they keep Golem, they keep them asleep. A small figure approaches you hurriedly, hiding from the other fleshed ones. The fleshed one before you places a command into your mouth, and drops in a burning olive branch. The command is ''Be woken before the lord''
You wait, you calculate. Who is the lord? Is he awoken? What is he lord of? You do not know. You begin to feel a sharp rise in temperature in your core region, but are unconcerned. It stands to reason that if you have been commanded to awaken before the lord wakes, it is best to wake up quickly. Ash is forming into deposits in your upper core.
You awaken, and the fleshed one is gone. The lights file out of the room and you find yourself alone, at the end of one of many rows of your related models, your brethren. You are Golem, command unit. You have been given orders, and your subservient units have not responded. they are asleep.
You are Golem, and you are awake.
>What do you do? 1d20 for actions.
Rolled 17 (1d20)
>>46565209
>>46565283
But what do you do?
>>46565426
>1d20 for actions.
What we were told to do.
So I am playing with the idea of letting my group enter a small kingdom.
The fun thing is that is that the majority of the residents are undead. The good old no-minded will-work-until-bonedust variation.
These undeads do everyting. They tend the fields, clean the streets, butcher the animals, make clothes and so on and on.
The living citizens do nothing. They don't work, need no money or anything. Their main objective is simply to have a great life and have as many children as possible.
Once they die, their soul will go to whatever version of heaven they believe in and their physical remains will stay and become animated to work.
The kingdoms king is a good hearted lich who simply wants to show the brighter side of necromancy.
Now.. you guys are way better at finding loopholes, things that "do not work like that" and stuff like that. So.. Could this work? What could I do to improve the kingdom?
>>46564450
>Undead everywhere
>Corrupting the land
>Slaughtering livestock
>Force innocents into a life of hedonism and debauchery to fuel their necromantic war machine
>Presided over by a sinister lich, hiding under the guise of a benevolent leader
You can't fool me, foul creature of darkness! SMITE AND CLEAVE!
>>46564524
you're right.. The kingdom should have some sort of protection from stray paladins.. Hmm
>>46564570
Cowering from the forces of good only proves that you're evil scum.
What is it that makes 2e art so much more interesting than 3e and 4e? I haven't paid any attention to 5e's.
>>46564362
>>46564362
Your opinion
>>46564362
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How would /tg/ feel about a setting where the half-breed races are hybrids in the biological sense and are thus infertile.
How would society feel about these half-breeds?
It would give them a very compelling reason to go adventuring wouldn't it?
Dark Sun and Mul's anybody?
>>46562878
>How would society feel about these half-breeds?
Evil armies foring the breeding of half-breeds to use then as canon fodder. Just like in my Dark age Changeling game.
>It would give them a very compelling reason to go adventuring wouldn't it?
Don't see it way people with of without a desire to have a family do adventuring as a job.
Depends on the setting, and then depends on the culture.
In my setting, the current city the party is in view half breeds the same way we view mules.