You are Ur'shal, Chieftain of the Stonetusk Clan and Warlord of the Wastes, and today you march to war. The Earth Dragon Slaagyr has been an annoyance for long enough, and with one of his lieutenants dead, another heavily questioning her loyalty, and a route to his territory scouted, it's time to remove him once and for all.
To make this work however, you will need to take the majority of your clan with you, save for a skeleton crew remaining behind to police the slaves and watch over the warbeasts in your absence, the tunnels being ill-suited for such large creatures. Za'ria has volunteered to remain behind to handle the slaves herself, which means you should be safe from any attempted uprisings in your absence at least, and according to your latest intelligence Xipil has still made no moves to attack, so you shouldn't require a sturdy defensive force for a little while at least.
The full moon will arrive in three days, time enough to march north and carry out the Coven's sacrifice to their god, ensuring power enough to tear a route through the mountain directly to the dragon's lair from the cultists' tunnels beneath. The only question now is whether you wish to make any other preparations before leaving, or bring any of your other slaves along with you.
>No, you're ready to go
>(Write-in)
>>46750368
Links:
>Character Bios: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R9snecj2CMMLcA_gFlvUnqPKKrFJDhMUGmWYcCc0qjk/edit?usp=sharing
>Character Sheets: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16HQFIGCToR2Vv5N2jg_Za9oWs1OMByzQ5ReJSiZFdME/edit?pli=1
>Setting Info: http://pastebin.com/aRt0MR72
>Twitter: https://twitter.com/BrightTegu
>Ask: http://ask.fm/BrightTegu
>Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Orc%20Warlord
Good afternoon, Lordy!
>>46750368
>No, you're ready to go
Do any of our slaves even have nightvision worth shit?
Going by pure memory I'd probably consider Bryna, if she thinks her underground experience could help at all, and Izeta just because she might have good senses.
I want to be the biggest troll ever in my friends' next DnD campaign. They keep bugging me to play and I keep saying no so I finally agreed to play with them on their next campaign. They said it is "DnD Pathfinder" what race/class/whatever else this game does should I be the biggest pain in their ass? Also they said I get to start at like level 6ish so I can be on their level. One last thing, the better you explain something to me the better Id get it cause I dont know JACK about this game.
You're a fucking child. Just tell them you're not interested.
Enjoy losing friends, I guess
>>46750389
First off
>Lol fucking nerd probably treats DnD like a religion
Second off
>Learn to read, I have told them, they dont listen and keep saying "oh youll have fun" etc
Lastly
>Lol fucking nerd.
Post and rate eachothers characters and if you would travel with them.
My character is a half elf ranger that grew up wilds near his family's farm. A strapping young lad with a penchant for tracking. He wields a bow, a short sword, and a wooden Heather shield that he's tallied every time it's saved his life. While he prefers to stay neutral he has a particular disdain for fullblooded elves.
>>46749887
Out of curiosity why the disdain for full blooded elves? have they done him wrong in some way?Which parent was the elf? How did he happen? Depending on the answer it may change my opinion on the character.
>>46751742
His Mother is a fullblooded elf, she walked out on her family as his father reached the end of his rope. He parting words were "humans are frail creatures, I was a fool the thing this one was different." My character too this as "elves are elitist assholes who think humans are weak. "
>>46752182
Her*
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>46735646
So, new Rachet & Clank is pretty good. It ties in with an animated movie. So, /JC/ what's your R&C build? Did you take a groovitron? Or what about a RYNO?
>>46749717
Forgot picture
>>46749717
>>46749733
Er, honestly? We have no idea what we're doing.
Drawbacks: The Eyes of the Emperor, Not a game anymore..., "It's a hat"? (1500)
Rolled Pokitaru
Villain (1400)
Magnificent Bastard (Free).
Competent Subordinates (1300).
Reoccurring Nemesis (1100).
Theming Advantages (800).
Nanotech Wizard (600).
Gadgetron License (0).
All we know is we picked up some decent additional nanomachine lore, which was nice since back in the early days, nanomachines were a Big Deal in our arsenal.
And-there's Theming Advantages, which is great to stack with Talecrafting from Changeling and Children of the Elder God from Alan Wake. Because while we despise the concept of shouting attack names in battle, if you're in an emergency and you need to go all-out it's better to be prepared than sorry.
We're pretty sure we just ran an interstellar bakery somewhere, that kept getting mysteriously burned down. And started getting carted around on space breadnoughts for protection after a while for safety after a while.
>you will never start watching the rollplay solum series for the first time ever again
>you will never laugh at another longborn armour salesman joke ever again
>you will never facepalm at gens fucking ferrets
>you will never be introduced to dalamar for the first time ever again
>you will never witness the formation of bregors boys for the first time evera gain
>you will never watch cute gen attempt to communicate with npc's in her broken french-canadian english ever again
why even live bros?
>>46749058
I was never going to do any of those things anyway.
>>46749058
I stay away from French-Canadians on principle.
>>46750827
You don't want to stay away from this one
im a dm and making daggers for my dnd 3.5e party and need ideas im
>>46748657
op here i meant to type magic daggers bring on the magic
>>46748657
>>46748667
>Dagger with a 3-foot blade and two-hand grip
>Dagger on a long stick
>Small daggers on feathered shafts
>Flat circular dagger that's good for blocking with
>Hat-shaped dagger that you can wear on your head
>>46748780
>Big fuzzy dagger with four legs and a waggy tail
I'm bored and some of you guys are too, roll a d10 for classification.
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>46748328
>>46748342
Navy - We fly gargantuan void crafts through the dark reaches of space.
1d00 for recruitment criteria
Rolled 98 (1d100)
>>46748359
What's going on in your current RPG game? Are you having as much fun as you feel like you should?
>>46747833
They just murdered the fuck out of a whole load of Eldar with Heavy Stubbers, and now they're feeling like pretty hot shit.
Playing: My Star Wars character is about to face a military tribunal for accidentally dropping an enemy warship on 200,000 people and using ship-sized weapons on ground troops
Running: About to start up a cyberpunk campaign I have too many fucking players for thanks to -someone- deciding everyone but her and her best friend were flakes and sending out the call for more. Oh well, more bullet fodder.
>>46747833
We're on our way to steal a videotape in a job that will most likely be a trap, but at least we get a stolen car out of the deal.
What are the keys and steps of a good character description?
>>46746821
>Bitch has some baller ass titties. Like, damn nigga, big as shit, soft, shapely an' shit. Fuck, man, you want them titties. For real.
Depends a lot on the GM and the group, so it's best to ask first what people are looking for. Some GMs are looking for short, no frills stuff, others are looking for a detailed physical description, etc.
Personally as a GM, I think a good description is evocative. The ideal for me isn't overly long, but focuses on what's distinctive about the character, giving some degree of insight into who they are alongside enough details to paint a decent picture of them in your imagination.
>>46747231
This. Brevity is the soul of wit and keeping things short makes the important details shine. Give a basic idea what they dress like, what they look like, and what impression they give.
Don't linger, and don't let any paragraph get away from you and turn into some gigantic fucking novel.
>He uses weapons to fight
HA HA HA HA HA
>>46746584
I'm not sure if this is wrong board or if he's asking for fisticuffs builds. Most likely former
>>46746584
>He can't use Rage while being a Monk
AAAAAHHHHHH
11 Moses grew up. One day, he went out to where his own people were. He watched them while they were hard at work. He saw an Egyptian hitting a Hebrew man. The man was one of Moses’ own people. 12 Moses looked around and didn’t see THE REF. So he killed the Egyptian WITH HOPPING HIGH HEBREW FRANKENSTEINER. Then he hid his body in the sand WITH THE THEN-TON TABERNACLE SLAMMER
Victory Edition!
https://youtu.be/-UNJMvW21Xg
Previous Thread: >>46663351
Please wait while the Loot List is put up.
>Before the party lays a lifetime's supply of zenny, but alas none of them have a means of transporting such a large amount at the time. There also happens to be the matter of loot dropped by Match and his fallen horde of Blunders.
Claim items by replying to this post and stating what you're claiming, but keep in mind:
>Claim only what you can carry
>Each character, by standard, only has 4 Inventory slots
>50z fills your Purse and each further 50z increment is a separate Inventory slot
>Weapons and Equipment can be Worn or Wielded without taking up Inventory space. One item per Hand, and one Worn Item per Character
>No items stack currently, except for Bottles of Water and Zenny.
>Hearth requires a Key to open his cell. He'll join your party as a Town NPC if you free him.
Replies may now be made
[Claim!]
>>46746496
>>46746573
Characters can reply to this post to gain a Level or gain a second PCA in Town! Please denote which option you are taking.
>>46746573
>claim and wear the green headband [healbot ho!]
>claim and wield an aegis shield
>Claim 250z
How can I stop my player from trying to marry (or just get with) weird monsters in game? What is wrong with doing your duty and marrying a human women?
well have them encounter or hear about the last fool who tried, and all the terrible things that happened to him and his dick. Do a full on gore porn exposition for like ten minutes on how terrible an idea it is, if that doesn't stop them, just let them do it and have the "waifu" kill them.
Well, you could direct him to a lewd group that permits that sort of thing. Maybe he won't drag his magical realm into yours if he has an outlet for it.
>>46745578
Tell him he can play Monster Girl Quest on his own time, and the next time he tries it he's going to get auto-critted in the face.
Also,
>What is wrong with doing your duty and marrying a human women?
Since when is it a "duty" to marry at all, and why should it just be to human women? Elves, Gnomes, Halflings, Dwarves, and Orcs need love too, you know.
So, what's next in 40k? edition.
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V7.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
First for the Emperor's Chaplains!
>>46745015
I can see that. Currently I was looking to Black Templars tactics for the double-special-weapon Crusader squads, close-combat scout blobs, and just general assault stuff supported by longer-ranged firepower.
>>46745003
First for eldar are balanced thanks to the SM update
Is this a good rule, /tg/?
>>46744866
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Maybe "if you die in game, you're kicked out of that campaign." Play it with friends that are buddies beyond just a play group, and let them know their in for a hardcore survival GM-as-nature game, then sure.
If they know the stakes, it'll make death more daunting, fights more thrilling, and the game just more fun, but in the wrong context, it could just ruin possible friendships.
It's a great way to get rid of That Guy.
>>46744866
Define good.
The official model for the bastion looks like crap.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how butthurt would people be if i made my own using hirst art blocks?
I wanted to make a church looking building to be the bastion for my SOB army. However my plan involved putting the heavy bolters in the bell towers and mounted on top of pillars on either side of the front door.
Am i ok to position my heavy bolters where i want since im building my own bastion and the entry for it states that it has 4 heavy bolters but dose not say i must put 1 on each facing? Or is that a dickbag move?
I mean im playing sisters so its not like im going to win anyways. i just want my church bastion to look good and its hard to do that with a heavy bolter sticking out of a wall on each side.
>>46744511
>The official model for the bastion looks like crap
Shit taste detected
>>46744511
1. The official model looks pretty good. I like it. It's a portable, collapsible, military structure. It's like complaining that a modern day FOB or tent city doesn't look good.
2. Nobody gives a shit people have been making their own fortifications since the dawn of time. You should at least make it about the same size and have the same weapons and ports, but honestly who gives a shit you can even ignore that if you want to. Build a gothic skyscraper citadel if you want.
>>46744520
>he likes blocky dublo tower