We need players for a Skype DnD thats basically GuP with ships.
The Navy Game involves high degrees of autism, both from the players and the mechanics.
The setting is an alternate history where aliens attacked during WWI, and WWII was instead the people of earth fighting this enemy. We start off in PRESENT DAY, so we have modern technology, however for the purpose of the game all the combat takes place using WWII and earlier ships, firearms, and costs (The US dollar is worth the same that it was worth in the 1940's).
Game time goes presently from 6:00pm to Midnight for UTC -5 (+DST). Refer to World Clock to figure out when that is for you.
If you are new to DnD, that's completely fine, just don't be an asshole all the time.
-There will be memes, and lots of them.
-You can waifu characters, and if there isn't a waifu for you, the DM knows how to make one for you*.
-You can rise through the Naval ranks as far as your abilities will take you.
-You are playing as yourself RIGHT NOW, so if you've got real life talents such as military training or even knowing how to cook, you can find a position aboard.
*DM is not God, and can not in fact make a perfect waifu for you if you are literal human garbage and a waste of oxygen.
>>46751990
Shameless bump
>>46751990
What are the mechanics like?
>>46752512
Basically you state your action and the DM rolls for you and plugs it into his modifiers to keep up the suspense. Its quite enjoyable when youre in the thick of things. There typically a 1-2 week period in between battles and weve already fucked up the Spanish, Turkish, and Romanian schools.
You can be whatever you really want to be within a fleet. Like Submarines, Destroyers, yadda yadda, aircraft, or even a Marine. If you want to hone your skills at something you say you want to practice it.
Post a better map than this one.Protup: Y'cunt
>>46751896
>>46751920
Good afternoon, /tg/!
A few days ago I posted a thread asking for help in filling out a pantheon of gods for a setting that I'm working on.
After getting a few suggestions I decided to limit the pantheon to a very manageable five gods, arranged in a seasonal cycle.
Now, though, I need to give them names! The culture that the players are going to belong to is very Viking-inspired, with elements of the pagan Celts.
The five gods are as follows:
The God of Time is also the god of Knowledge, Magic, and Justice. He is the King of the Gods and the Father of Men. As the Hub of the Wheel, his power doesn't wax and wane with the turning of seasons.
The God of Life is also the god of Earth, Planting, Fertility, and Passion. She is strongest in the Spring, when all is green and growing.
The God of War is also the god of Fire, Honor, Art, and Skill. He is strongest in the Summer, when blood runs hot.
The God of Death is also the god of Wind, the Harvest, Wealth, and Wisdom. She is strongest in the Fall, when things begin to fade.
The God of Peace is also the god of Water, Diplomacy, the Dead, and Luck. He is strongest in Winter, when the world is barren.
Thanks in advance for your suggestions!
Vidtharr First-father (or Last-father at the end of the year)
Gefjun All-Earth
Thun the Red
Ilmarig End-Seeker
Sjofn the Quiet
>>46751885
These are pretty good!
Thanks!
>>46751637
>I need to give them names!
Do you really? You could as well name them after what they are. Why not just find translations for those words in an old tongue, or perhaps the words of the seasons, and use those?
As another side note, who is the mother of men? If it's not important that it be some non-god, why not make it Time? Making him both genders would preserve the gender balance you've got going on.
>>46751885
>Vidtharr
Viðar is a real Norse god though, who is unlike that description.
>Thun
If we're doing pre-roman stuff from the north and the isles, why not render it Þún?
What system would you use if you wanted to run a high school slice of life campaign?
>>46751189
FATAL to capture the deep despair of everyday life in highschool
Only War
AdEva
Hey guys.
I'll host a fantasy game in a few hours and need some random tables. Enemies, dungeons, items, traps, goods. Anything you have.
Can you help me out?
Thanks.
>>46751188
You should have planned all of that beforehand, anon...
>>46751188
donjon.bin.sh has everything you need.
the only random table you'll ever need
>"Dungeons and Dragons can be perfected, but it will cost 400 million dollars and the game will be banned in every country in the world"
Thank God for the Internet then.
>>46751123
Let's get an actual thing going on here.
What content would something need to have to be banned in every country in the world?
Nazis will take care of a chunk of Europe, blasphemy will sort others, display of Abrahamic prophets would piss off the Islamic countries, and uncensored illustrations depicting pedophilia would wipe out several others.
Hello /tg/
Bare with me for a second, i'm gonna GM a campaign with Pathfinder, but I don't really feel like the system is good for what I want to do.
You see, i always found Pathfinder (and D&D) a system that fares relatively poor in giving the players options to either avoid combat or make it easier with strategy and cunning.
Generally, the greatest exaple of strategy is to try and get he option that gives you the biggest bonus so that ou can beat the monster's AC.
So I am tryng to come up with a new system that allows a more strategic take to battle.
First of all, in my campaign, monsters and the like will be somewhat rare (the main enemies will either be humans or humanoids) but generally a much highet threat for the party, with higher CR.
But, my idea is to give each monster some kind of weakeness that the party can exploit to win by studyng the enemy, find documents about it, laying traps and basically preparing to win the fight with the least amount of combat possible, since assaulting a creature head on would most likely end up in death or severe wounds.
Another point is kitting every monster with some kind of weak points. Part of the body that, if stricken, allow a character to bypass DR or score an automatic critical hit (i.e. when fighting a Wyvern, hitting the soft belly instead of the scaly back would bybìpass DR, while trying to land a difficult shot at the eye might be an insta-crit)
what are other good idea i could use to implement this?
bear in mind that for this kind of fights, I want them to fast and brutal, where recklessness almost always leads to unfortunate outcomes.
Also may or may not be an idea i came up with to teach my murderhobo players the virtues of patience and safety
>>46749557
Try The Witcher? I mean there is a quite decent tabletop RPG for that, created in '01. All the combat and magic rules were fan-translated
Just play something other than dnd/pathfinder, Jesus Christ.
>>46751489
Playing something else is not an option.
i want to try GMing pathfinder
>Goddess of fertility makes human impregnation impossible for the next fifteen years due to reasons.
What would be the realistic consequences of this action over the course of those fifteen years on society as a whole? Assuming humanity does not know that it has a fifteen year time limit.
What do you think, OP? Give us your ideas.
children of men
People will start blaming others as to who pissed off god. Some will say it's the millions of abortions, some will say it's the religious violence, some will say it's the capitalist greed and lack of nuclear family structure, and some will blame the Jews.
Hello good people,
I never thought i would be doing this but i ended up playing Dungeons and Dragons since a few weeks.The problem is i got lost in some chaos of fighting and i (Tiefling Warlock lvl8) shot a prisonguard with an eldritch blast. Now i'm wanted and i don't know how to evade the 'police'. Do you guys have any tips for me? I'm already wearing a disguise.
Inb4: Kill yourself, get arrested, stop playing.
>>46749084
You got to lvl 18 in a few weeks? Is playing RPGs your job?
>>46749122
That's a lvl 8. Still pretty fast unless they slaughtered and endless wave of enemies. I mean, I've been playing for 1 day a week, 3 hours a session for about 3-4 months and I'm level 6.
>>46749084
Take the Many Faces Invocation. Cast Disguise Self will everyday. You can never be yourself again.
Have you ever played any game that involves trading with a jew?
Because it is fucking hilarious.
>>46748399
All /tg/ hobbies start with buying something from a jew. Making a game about it seems a bit meta.
In Bohnanza, you can either choose to be a filthy casual or a Jew.HAAAVAAAA
>>46748399
I am the jew in all games I play
I don't mind half-orcs, gnomes or elves. I even have a soft spot for tieflings. But I fucking hate dragonborn.
Maybe it's because they were elevated to best race for any class in 4e. Maybe it's because they look stupid. Maybe it's because dragons are supposed to be the most magical, terrifying awe-inspiring creatures you'll find in D&D, and you shouldn't make them into a playable race. I just can't imagine an adventuring party hooking up with a dragonborn. You wouldn't travel with a lizardfolk, would you? Fuck dragonborn.
>>46748343
>wouldn't travel with lizardfolk
Fuck you I would.
>You wouldn't travel with a lizardfolk, would you?
>>46748355
You shouldn't. They'll just take your stuff.
>That moment your pc finds out that the dwarves could never tell the difference between humans and elves.
>And instead of admitting it, they have been trying to get both races to completely interbreed.
>>46746210
>dwarves are the ultimate wingmen to human males
>dwarf and human relationship get even better
I feel like that's too impractical to really be considered lazy. It doesn't seem particularly evil either. It's really just confusing
Does that mean dwarves are angry about humans too?
Who cares any more.
>MTGO Pauper Guide
https://www.cardhoarder.com/mtgo-beginner-guide
>What are some top tier decks I can get on MTGO/Paper?
http://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/pauper
>BUT I WANT TO SEE ALL VIABLE DECKS!
http://tappedout.net/users/fruuty/deck-folders/
>Which rules should I follow?
If you don't already have some homebrew version with friends, follow the MTGO card pool and banlist (and please spread this to your friends that start playing with you). Currently the only place Pauper is officially supported by Wizards is online, and they have a card pool and banlist, therefore that is the format we should be using offline on paper as well, since decks and cards can transfer to games between each other with no confusion.
>WAHHH THATS TOO HARD WHERE...
http://www.mtg-hunter.com
The bottom left has a box, select MTGO Pauper, all cards in the card pool and banlist are taken into account.
>What deck should I use?
Ask in the thread!
>Is MTGO worth it?
If you have no local paper competition, but want to play a vast amount of Pauper, it can't be beat, even if it is a clunky GUI, you learn quickly.
Some good decks for newbies include but are not limited to:
>Burn
>Elves
>Goblins
>Stompy
>Slivers
>Affinity
>Mono U control
>UB Teachings
>X hours in
first for izzet alphastrike masterrace!
is it fun to play burn? I really like red and I like burn in concept but every time I'm thinking of building an actual deck it seems like playing burn is the most brain dead activity you could imagine.
>>46750448
Me go face.
Me never lose.
SMorc. SMorc.
Me play bolt?
Yes.
Me play angel?
No.
Me ams smart?
Yes
Do you dudes have any traits or characteristics that appear over multiple characters?
In terms of design I like to shoehorn prosthetic limbs wherever I can. Also I like to have an obscured face but that's just because we draw our characters and I really hate drawing faces
>>46745509
I always give my character's last names that are references to other media, sometimes things as obscure as the authors of fictional books in video games. The last elf wizard I played had the last name Direnni. Nobody got the reference. Perfect.
Is 'trap' a recurring character trait?
>>46745509
Every single one of my characters has the same voice actor :^)
Hexagonal Grids are the best grids. This is a scientific fact.
>>46745066
Okay
>>46745066
oh yeah?
"okay, so go in a straight line and I'll flank around"
"c-commander! That's going against the grid!"
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