Not even going to write anything here cause people are just gonna argue about the jund/infect match up
(Spoilers: Jund bests infect)
first for learn how to cast vines in RESPONSE to the removal spell to 2 for 1 jund erry day
>>47032533
Sudden twist infect actually win an OP is still a faggot
>>47032577
Jund isn't gonna cast a removal spell on your combat phase unless they're in a bad spot or if they think they can overload your pump/protection spells with their removal, so have fun casting it postcombat.
Stat yourself, /tg/.
>>47029426
>tfw you're probably the only RPer in the world who wouldn't give themselves Int above 10
Rolled 5, 8, 3, 1, 10, 9, 9, 9 = 54 (8d10)
>>47029426
rollan.
Rolled 9, 2, 8, 1, 8, 3, 7, 8 = 46 (8d10)
>>47029426
1st edition edition.
How to play:
http://fowtavern.com/how_to_play_force_of_will/
Budget decks for new players:
https://www.reddit.com/r/FoWtcg/comments/34wa9o/a_couple_fow_budget_decks_more_to_come_eventually/
Rulebook PDF:
http://fowtcg.com/pdf/FoW_CR_5.4_20160308.pdf
If this general can stick around, feel free to add more links, it's pretty barebones.
>>47022134
Gwiber is best dragon
Is it worth playing? I don't like getting into TCGs and wasting money on boosters where there are a lot of other games where I don't have to chase rares.
>>47023035
The most expensive card you might want to use is getting rotated out in September. Most rares can be obtained for less than 5 dollars, and the rulers range from 3-15 typically but you only need one. In general packs are nice 3 bucks nets you 1 or 2 rares and the commons are playable. The game is cheap if you don't foil it out, and even then the most expensive card is a $1000 gold plated tournament prize. There are currently 8 sets in standard 5 of those will be rotated out in September, the Aria and Pricia trial decks are a good place to start as they give decent directions to build. Word of warning do not buy from walmart, target or toys r us packs cost 4 at target and walmart and 5 at toys r us, while the trail decks cost 20 at walmart and 26 at toys r us. You can get packs from your local store for 3 and the trail decks for 16, at least that's what it is here.
You are a young human doctor, abducted by the K'tulu, and recently released by demand of the Galactic Senate. Earlier in the day you were ambushed by an unidentified enemy while heading into the ruins of Velik Leis, and are now standing over Abi as you try to evaluate her condition.
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>>47021567
Staccato bursts of gunfire and scattered explosions echo into the conference room from the battlefield as you hover over Abigail's writhing form, lips set in a thin line as she struggles to suck in rasping breaths, frothy bubbles building up over the gunshot wound in her chest with every ragged breath. "How long has she been like this?" You ask urgently, eyeing the redhead's deviating trachea while you push one hand underneath her to sweep her back, your fingers quickly finding a shoddily applied bandage over her shirt.
"I'd say about fifteen or twenty minutes, son. She patched Abi up pretty fast after she took the damned bullet, but then started having trouble breathing...it's only gotten worse since then." Tom answers, nodding towards Angel with concern clear in his voice, "I've seen men with that wound before, Jack, she-"
You shoot the veteran a pointed look, "Maybe so, Tom, but I wasn't there for them. I'm here now, and I can handle this." You reply quickly, drawing a mixed look of concern and hope from the three other healthy people in the room, before turning your attention back to the redhead, "Abi, can you hear me?"
The French girl swallows thickly before trying to nod, though she only manages a slight dip of her head, "Y-yes, I-" She starts painfully, pausing to gasp desperately before continuing weakly, "Jack, I-I'm scared..."
Your stomach twists painfully at her admission, though you do your best to keep that fact to yourself as you reach out to rest a hand on her shoulder reassuringly, "It's going to be okay, Abi. I'm here now, and I'm not going to let anything happen to you. We're going to make it through this together, you got me?" The redhead starts to open her mouth to reply, but before she can you squeeze her shoulder, "You don't need to say anything, just nod if you want."
[Continued]
>>47021591
Abi nods weakly, frightened tears welling up in the corners of her eyes before escaping and running down the sides of her deathly pale face as she tries to blink them away. It's clear that your friend's symptoms are indicating tension pneumothorax, and, as you spare the redhead one last look before digging into your medkit, it takes everything you have to maintain the clinical attitude you know you're going to need in order to do your job properly.
It also seems that, while Angelicia did her best with what she had on hand, the bandage that she applied to the exit wound on Abi's back is going to need replaced, while whatever binding she'd previously had across her chest is long discarded. It's possible that you could replace it over her clothes, like the mechanic had, which may help to keep her warm given the obvious shock she's in, though it would also make your work less effective.
What should you do first?
>Treat her collapsed lung first, without an open airway she's as good as dead. Leave her top on while you treat her to help with the shock she's experiencing.
>Treat her collapsed lung first, without an open airway she's as good as dead. Remove her top first, now is not the time to worry about modesty, and shock is a secondary concern right now.
>Replace the bandage on her back immediately, if she bleeds out you can't fix her lung. Put the bandage over her top, maybe it'll help more than you expect.
>Replace the bandage on her back immediately, if she bleeds out you can't fix her lung. Get rid of her top, it's hindering your work, and it's soaked through anyways.
>Write-in.
Regardless of your choice, roll 3d10.
>>47021608
oh my god.
Gimme a few minutes. Time to delved into EMS literature to figure out triage.
>Roll badly
>Forces you to play a lower tier character
>Not only that he also "removes" the defining class feature from your PC
>Improves already good classes but leaves yours untouched
>Literally useless in every sense of the word
>GM "Guys, I started watching Legends of Tomorrow, but you know what? It doesn't make any sense, how Firestorm and Atom aren't beating all baddies forever? next to them White Canary and Hawkgirl are literally useless, I don't like that in the show, removes any suspension of disbelief"
>Doesn't get the irony of his words
Fuck this shit
Any one else wants to share?
>>46999768
>That Guy who wants to design his own RPG.
>That Guy who never learned any existing RPG but D&D 3.5
>That Guy who refuses to do so because he "doesn't have time", not buying it when you tell him damn near every other system is faster to learn than 3.5
>Oh, but That Guy has time to create an endless series of fantasy heartbreakers to 3/4s completion, none of which veer as far away from core 3.5 as even Etherscope or Arcana Unearthed do
>and That Guy wants you to playtest them.
The whole group eventually got real sick of that bullshit. Anytime he floats the idea of running his latest back-alley abortion of a rules set everyone present just simultaneously yells "FIRST RUN A GAME OF [Savage Worlds/ORE/Call of Cthulhu/whatever game Steve heard of this week]!", a different command per person. We might actually playtest another of his games if he fulfilled any given one of them.
It would be rather nice if he broadened his horizons. Fuck, if he at least joined us in a non-D&D campaign, that would be an improvement.
>Joining a game
>DM conversing with another player
>"It just makes sense for the guy with magic to be better than some guy who just swings a stick."
>They both enthusiastically agree that it only makes sense that magic users are just better
>"Oh, and I only allow one magic user in my group. And you get to start with spells while everyone else has to start as a commoner."
Guess which player got to be a spell caster. And then never showed up to a session again. I ended up leaving because I wasn't having fun anyway. DM then yelled at me for ruining his story/plot.
>>47000288
>DM then yelled at me for ruining his story/plot.
God DAMN this shit pisses me off. My response to that is always "if you don't want players 'ruining' your precious story, go write a fucking novel."
When I GM, I fully expect the PCs to ruin everything I thought I had planned because that's part of the fun. I want the players to turn the mentioned-in-passing set piece into a major thing, mess with important NPCs in creatively fucked up ways, and make an incredible mess of events. Otherwise I'm just rolling to randomly generate a book with my friends providing color commentary.
Rolled 39 (1d100)
"Alright so we been ordered to upgrade the defenses. I already have some people on the inside trying to get the defense systems back online. We meanwhile will use the plans from Ginny to upgrade our defe-"
Suddenly from behind the speaking manager a certain previously quiet and sullen tower on the peak of a mountain suddenly starts to light up in mass. With a large blinking neon sign stating Maticico Corporate Megatower.
"Fuck. Some dumbass must of rewired things wrong...stupid motherfuckers. Literally advertising our existence. Well at least its quiet and we can still fi-"
*rumbles*
Suddenly the megatower suddenly had huge slabs of fortified super material fall off crashing in the mountain with an extremely loud BANG below only to not stop as it kept tumbling down causing an even louder avalanche. When it finally settled a suddenly naked still tower was blinking brilliantly and those slabs just 'happened' to create a perfect route up.
Rolled 30 (1d100)
>>46988834
"...You have GOT to be fucking kidding me. What the HELL happened?"
A worker replied "we were using the material unit to upgrade the defense plating by adding some more fortification but to do it we sorta had to pop it out of place...and it fell."
"YOU FUCKING IDIOTS-"
Meanwhile some sentries were looking at the now exposed and naked tower before stating.
"Well good news is there is NO possible way there is someone out there stupid enough to think this isn't a obvious fucking trap."
Meanwhile at a certain location.
"Don't you just love these romantic movies oh and these audiobooks about teen romance? Oh no I am running out..."
"YES! We are SAVED," now the captive bane soldiers were weeping tears of happiness. Previously there was truly no escape as with their eyes open they were forced to watch those god awful moves, with them closed they had to listen to those book, and even in sleep they were forced to 'dream' according to what she wanted.
That was when however she noticed a certain building.
"OOH I bet they have some more!"
With that a certain figure suddenly vanished and those on guard duty noted a figure walking up a mountain
"Ah son of a bitch there actually was someone that stupid...alright lads get into formation."
"Wait a second isn't that-"
"ITS HER."
"REAVER!"
oh hey Genie,running on a friday?
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>46988974
meanwhile in a hidden bunker.
"I KNEW this bunker would be a good idea. Ah I just realized I forgot..."
"Forgot what," chirped an AI.
"My kids. Ah well I am sure they'll be fine!"
"...You forgot your own kids?"
"Yup!"
"You are a terrible parent. Remember there is a reaver back there?"
"I know like I said I am sure they'll be fine!."
"...I am literally speachless."
"really? I didn't even know that was possible for AI..."
"Your not going to go back?"
"They'll be fine and fuck no."
"...You are fucking awful parent and even a worse person."
"Why thank you!"
Turn 47
>>>>>A. Scavenge.
>>>>>B. Try to improve the base
>>>>>C. Try to improve Armaments
>>>>>D. Research technology
>>>>>E. Build something
>>>>>F. Scout
>>>>>G. Explore
>>>>>H. Your choice
>>>Points: 16 Resource.
>>>Pop 840
>>>Military 200(100 bot)(500 Preemo)
>>>>>Food: Good
>>>>>Water: Good
>>>>>Morale: Low
>>>>>Medicine: Average
>>>>>Health: Average
>>>>>Armaments: Average
>>>>>Fuel: 'radiant'
>>>>>Tech level: Good
>>>>>Reputation: Notso Juicy Target
>>>>>Infrastructure: Meeting Room. Fish Farm. Hydroponics Bay. Medical Bay. Vehicle Bay. Science Bay. Industrial Bay. Corporate Cells. Storage Center. Corp Construction Center. Water Treatment Center. Corp Recycling Center. Logistical Center. Command Center. Processing Center. Gym. Armory. Server Farm. Factory. Nanite Beds. Daycare. Well. Flooded Mineshafts. Fast Food Shops.
>>>>>Defenses: Fortified Superstructure. Auto Defense Network. Trenches. barbed Wire.
>>>>>vehicles: Cargo Hover Haulers 4. VTOL Cargo Flyers 2.
>>>>>Power: Nuclear Reactor. Fast breeder Reactor. Emergency Generator.
>>>>>Weapons: Corp Sidearms. Batons. Tasers. Riot Weaponry(limited). Thunder Firearms(limited). Primitive(plentiful). Explosives(limited).
>>>>>armor: Armored Vest. Riot Armor(limited). Power Loaders. Thunder Full Body Armor(limited).
>>>>>communications: Corp Comm Center.
>>>>>Materials: Supply 10
Looks like CA finally got a brain and decided to make Chaos free. Here's the catch though, it's only free if you buy the game within the first week of release. Thoughts on this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EIkvHD7MU8
>>46983239
That's fantastic. The further they move away from preorder exclusivity, the better.
>>46983239
Personally I'm still wary. I tend to wait until at least a week to buy a game to see reviews about it and how many bugs were found.
>"Flying dwarfs! A beautiful sight!"
I like this girl.
So how the fuck does monarchical succession work? Just noticed I don't know shit about this and it's going to become the main focus of my campaign soon.
>>47042483
It varies a little kingdom to kingsom, but the basic succession pattern is the king's first legitimate son, then the next son until you run out of those then it becomes the king's brother. Sometimes the king could declare one of his sons as the legitimate heir. If you want it to be lead by a queen, replace king for queen, son for daughter, and brother for sister for all of the above
>>47042483
It doesn't. That's where all of the drama is. Do whatever you want.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNgP6d9HraI
>>47042536
doesn't it then fall to like the eldest brother's first son, second son etc. so you get petty nobles claiming to be 37th in line to the crown because they're someone's second cousin twice removed?
So... I'm not sure how much longer is that barricade going to keep all those chaos space marines out of this mannor. How did this all even happen?!?!A bit busy with work today, mostly won't be there the first thread hours, and when I am there it will be sporadical until later on.
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Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/40k_penal_regiment.
FAQ:
>What the fuck is this?
Somewhat a campaign of crack-infused free-form roleplay in the grim darkness of the far future.
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually mondays at 2PM GMT, but they sometimes extend to Tuesdays if we got caught in the middle of something when the thread died and it was too late to make another one the same day.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun, you can find most info in 1d4chan albeit it's ussually a little bit out of date in comparison to where the threads are.
>Is there any requirement in character creation.
Not really, we've had Xeno infiltrators, Chaos infiltrators, Villains, Heroes, Normal Guardsmen, Crazed Guardsmen, Assassins, Psykers, Space Marines, Inquisitors, Squats... just think whathever and join the fun.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
It's important to know that the regiment is now in the employ of a radical Ordo Xenos Inquisitor, with influence from an Ordo Malleus Inquisitor and under the watch of an Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor. Yes we've been through a lot of shit.
>>47040425
>is quietly placing explosives near the entrance
Well, you want the long or short explanation?
>emerges from the forest
Ugh... looks like they got their asses in trouble again.
>gets on vox
Somebody give me a sitrep! What the hell is going on?
>>47040462
... you know these othellans must be weird as fuck, why is there a forest inside a palace?
When it comes to eroticism in your games do you prefer a more freeform route or do you like to crack out books on the subject?
Do you just give it a passing glance or do you go all out with it, introducing magics that impact sex and all?
And at what point do you feel that a game goes from adventures where sex comes up to full on ERP?
For my group I tend to freeform it all, though I do write up the occasional magical good if it fits the situation or circumstance.
Though after having had to kick out a problem player in relation to this stuff I'm curious how others handle it.
>>47040153
>Though after having had to kick out a problem player
Well, looks like it's story time.
>>47040153
I typically just freeform it, if I need to bust out a magical item or anything like that, I just make something up that would logically fit in to the situation, or something that could be used later. My players are pretty good about things like that though so I don't worry about it much. Only two really weird sexual things that happened are this one time they killed a troll with its own penis and another time when a character didn't make a save on resurrection and came back to life as a sexual deviant. Really made the game hard to play after that, every encounter started with "I'M GOING TO FUCK IT" no matter what the encounter was with. As far as pure eroticism, my players are too goofy most of the time despite being good players. :/
Why do you persist with these threads?
It's the same dumb shit every time, and you can hold these conversations in /d/ where you don't embarass yourself.
Is it true that you can get banned simply for someone telling the organizers that you "make them feel uncomfortable" on a MTG tournament, /tg/? I heard on a podcast that this is becoming a tactic - when your opponent is clearly better than you, you can say that and they get banned and you win. (depending on the gender of course)
Have there actually been cases like this or am I being rused?
This sounds like a strawman argument. "I only got banned because of the PC SJW conspiracy" etc.
The judge is allowed some measure of discretion here. It does happen, but not every time.
>>47039571
If I pull that off, will you get banned?
Necron Edition
>Rules databases
https://mega.co.nz/#F!pFgm0RKR!J06C1gVYcjzNGsF8YNLsjQ
https://kat.cr/warhammer-40k-pdf-library-t9575373.html
>FAQs
http://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s)
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef_V6.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
>Novels (Working link as of 02/02/2016)
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q
>White Dwarves
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/tx4hcy4u487pv/WD
Tell me about your dudes /tg/. What's their background? What have they done? Do they have anything special about their model to make them unique, and if so what?
Second for fortifying this thread
Most of the Tau Commander builds on the tg wiki seem to completely disregard that it has Bs5. are there any solid builds that I can make use of it's shooty shootyness?
>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
>>47024118
>>47036774
I gave Tyrion Lannister access to hunter killer drones and a killsat, for the express purpose of making Westoros great again.
So, last time on /jc/!
What's everyone's favorite Jump?
>>47036788
On that note, how easy would the monsters from Monster Hunter be to clone with Jurassic Park's genetic engineering perks?
what rules does /tg/ use to determine if a die is cocked?
>>47036723
If you can't place a second die on it without moving the die or the second die falling off, its cocked.
>>47036723
Reroll.
No dice stacking or protractors required.
If it looks crooked, then just reroll it.
>>47036783
so it has to be perfectly flat?
Sometimes you get lazy, /tg/ what's your go to character when you're playing an RPG and can't be made to give more fucks
>>47034311
>Gladiatior slave
Backstory doesn;t take alot of explaining, gives a good reason my character knows how to fight, and having just won their freedom (or escaped) they have plenty of reason to use the only skill they have (killing things) to make some kind of living that won't have them right back in the arena as a slave again.
Any sort of Spellsword.
Hooker with a heart of gold. I love having a deep character that I can develop narratively