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>A lawful evil fighter who genuinely believes he's a lawful good paladin
Could it be done? Would you play it? How?
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It's all for the greater good.
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>>47058381
So basically a burger soldier?
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Kill them all. Let god find his own
What does somebody's favourite fantasy race to play tell you about that player?
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>Dwarf: Bro
>Elf: Faggot
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>implying this thread will be anything but shit flinging
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Tbh I always find it to be that players who religiously play one race are faggots, regardless of what race they play.
Dorf PCs are always bitter drunks who are always armed with axes and accents.
Elf PCs are also dainty borderline mary sue wanna be faggots, usually either of wizard or ranger variety.
There's also tiefling players who are almost always edgelords.
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All settings, from WH40k to Gundam, derive from this in some way. It's the science fiction equivalent to LotR. And so I ask, is it worth reading, or is it one of those things where the legacy is more important than the actual object.
And post some soldiers!
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I wouldn't go so far as to define ir the LotR of sci-fi but YES it's been a huge influence and it's worth reading.
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It shares that title with Dune desu
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Beating 20$ meme decks on Gameday edition.
So, how was your gameday anon? Did you made it to top8? Reached the glory and the Gameday Champion playmat? Did you play the meme deck? I just cant believe someone had the balls to play that pile of shit DESU. Its like paying 10$ for a prpmotional uncommon.
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>So, how was your gameday anon?
Just fine. Picked up some hours at work beforehand because the executive chef asked if I could come in that morning. I mean out at 1 AM and back to work at 7 AM was pretty balls, but it's money in the bank.
>Did you made it to top8?
Yeah, 3rd.
>Reached the glory and the Gameday Champion playmat?
Nope. Lost to that guy.
>Did you play the meme deck?
I played "A" meme deck, I don't think it's "THE" meme deck.
This is what I played. It was fucking awesome.
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How does it feel knowing the hundreds of dollars you spend each rotation is essentially flushing money down the toilet?
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>>47032139
That looks like a half decent deck, not particularly memey at all.
$20 meme deck is that brain in a jar deck.
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What system do you recommend where my players can create their characters in less than 5-15 minutes?
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Fatal with pre generated characters
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>>47067676
Create as in stat out or create as in making an entire character from scratch in 5 minutes?
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RISUS.
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So what's your favorite 'jack /tg/?
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The imperial titain
Also warmahordes is a trash setting
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Last thread got moderate interest. PPF is a game where the PCs can't kill/maim anybody or be killed/maimed, and the GM has to actually allow the plot to progress and conflicts to be resolved given this limit. This does not mean that everyone is nice. Also, there are cupcakes.
Anyway, let me address the stuff that got brought up in the last thread.
>Why is there no article for this on 1d4chan?
There is now.
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Princess_Pillow_Fighter
>Why 1d4 (as the mild random element on top of the main mechanic, bidding)
This is probably a good point and I will likely change it to 1d3 for convenience if enough changes that I release an update.
>PPF needs a setting.
This is tricky because I want people to have lots of options to design their own princesses, estates, and surrounding lands, to the point that you can have the magical marshmallow forest and the muddy peasant village in the same game. That said, /tg/ likes a setting. What kind of stuff can be nailed down without wrecking that? I feel like various warhammer things have hit the right balance between giving the players some shit to start with and letting players write their own details in.
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>https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Princess_Pillow_Fighter
The page has no text.
Will give the pdf a read.
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Weird, I see text. Is anybody else having this problem?
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>>47026646
I see no text either. I'm using Chrome, if that helps.
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"Well, in any case." Madeleine puts her hands on her hips, "You said you're looking for your sister?"
"Yeah!" The boy happily seems interested once more.
Something tells you that this 'date' thing you had planned with Madeleine has now gone off the rails. Just to be sure, you feel around in your pocket for your emergency flask of alcohol. Your senses tell you that you'll be wanting it sometime in the near future.
You are Jack Albator, expert ladykiller, dashing hero, and you may be on the way to running an orphanage if this keeps up. You decided to take a day off and go on a date with a certain snake-like lady. You went around to the various shops in town; mostly sticking around the potions shops. Those seem to interest her the most.
On your way out of one of them; you ran into a familiar face. A small kid wearing a hood that did a tremendous favor for you just the other night by picking open some very tricky locks. He has talent, and you'd like to see him turn out to be more than a street urchin.
Then Madeleine saw him, and she's acting as if she would rather see him as her adopted son.
You're not running an orphanage here! The shrine where you live has enough kids that you can stand running around!
"We would be glad to help!" Madeleine stoops down and wraps her tail around him into a hug.
This causes his eyes to light up. "Yeah! Thank you!"
This day gets further off track, it seems.
You walk with the boy in tow, as Madeleine talks his ear off.
>Cont.
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"So, what does she look like?"
"She has big, long black hair! She lived alone, in a big house. They kept her locked up often, so I would bring her things!"
"Oh, is that how you learned your special skills?"
"Yup! They were always trying to make bigger and better locks to keep me out. But Dad taught me how to get past every one of them."
"Mm, anything else?"
"I can climb really good!" The boy boasts, "And once I pickpocketed everyone in Gallete's bar in a single night!"
You give him a light nudge, "Kid, one thing ye needa learn about bein' a lowlife. Don't brag about yer exploits."
"Oh!" His eyes are still lit up like a candle, "That's a good tip! Anything else?"
>Yes, never do it drunk.
>Yes, stop being a lowlife now while yer ahead.
>No, tell us more about your sister.
>Madeleine, any tips?
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>No, tell us more about your sister.
>Madeleine, any tips?
>How big of a houseIs it the castle?Is the kid half-royalty?
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>>47069036
>Yes, stop being a lowlife now while yer ahead.
But make clear that the skills are still good to have. But regardless of why he uses them-
>Yes, never do it drunk.
>>47069092
Oh this is good, seconding.
...Guess I'm voting for everything and then some. Dammit.
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I giggle tiredly as Iris gently sets me down on on the single piece of original furniture in the room, a small, pinkish red couch with actual legs holding them up, birdlike ones that are a little larger than a normal person's foot. I nearly slip off the edge of the couch trying to get a look at our work, as my bat like owner wraps her wings around herself as her ears twitch.
Covering the room, are various creations of our shared magic, which we had some great fun making, but all the works has left me a little...famished actually. I bite down on my tongue as it lashes out of my lips as a grin starts to spread on my lips as Iris walks in front of me, examining our work.
Most of work are rough, sort of orangish things in various shapes, no idea why Iris was so focused and interested in those boring things, but she made me make several walls, stairs and other weird shapes out of the strange, far too smooth material...but then again, it does feel rather nice. I start to sit up as Iris continues walking down the gallery of our combined toil. Her red eyes are empty again, as she pushes up her glasses. I don't like when she gets that look, it makes me feel like I"m a mouse being hunted by m..my families old farm cat, I don't know why but...it does get my blood pumping, and that isn't bad at all.
She suddenly groans heavily and slumps over, her ears rotating around as she turns back to me, with her wings hanging limply at her sides.
I hop off my perch and jog up to her, to make sure she's feeling alright, since all of this magicking made even feel like death...so it can't be to pleasant for her I imagine.
I stop and look up at her, while I rub all four of my hands together and try to figure out what to say as my wings wrap themselves around me as she stares down at me with an almost unnervingly bored look in her eyes.
cont
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She crouches down, to look at me at my level, and she really looks like a cat ready to pounce, which isn't doing anything to help my nerves calm down. Clearing my throat as I take a step or two back and one deep breath, alright, Malizeral, you're acting like a fool right now, there's nothing to be scared of about her, she's your only friend and master, so stop stressing out and just say what you were going to say already!
What do I say?
[] So..so do you like it?
[] Can we get something to eat Iris, I'm starving
[] I'm guessing that you aren't happy with all this then?
[] I'm going to go fly around the castle a bit...so seeee yaaaa
[] Maybe we should take a break, I mean we've really worked up a sweat here and you're...not looking too good to be honest.
[] Can we do something besides toiling with magic, even for a minute or two?
[] Are you feeling alright? I can get you some water or...er blood if you need it
[] write in
Please ignore shitposters, /qst/ is just a trial board, and I am simply waiting to see what happens with it, since at its current state is a little off putting. So while I wait to see if quests will be moved to /qst/ or if the board vanishes away, I'll run here since all of my other threads are archived here, and I want to make it easier on people who browse through the archives instead of participating in the threads while they're live. So sorry if it offends you, but I honestly don't think it matters too much at all.
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>[] So..so do you like it?
>[] Maybe we should take a break, I mean we've really worked up a sweat here and you're...not looking too good to be honest.
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>>47065627
>[] So..so do you like it?
>[] I'm guessing that you aren't happy with all this then?
>[] Maybe we should take a break, I mean we've really worked up a sweat here and you're...not looking too good to be honest.
>[] Are you feeling alright? I can get you some water or...er blood if you need it
Kinda pissed you skipped Data and OPAQ, Will you give us a double thread for both?
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Feral Necromancer Quest XXXVIII 2016-05-03 18:50:19 Post No.47063208
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Last time, on Feral Necromancer Quest: You spent a good deal of time in the Pernite camp, waiting to meet this prophet of theirs. Upon meeting her, however, you noticed that her personal magnetism had been magnified to an absurd degree by the power of her god. Refusing to take part in any negotiations involving godlike charisma, you drained the divine power into yourself and suppressed it, but not before the god of Undeath felt a great disturbance in his domain. As you have mostly interacted with this particular entity by urinating on his holy shrines and by insulting it, you skipped directly to do battle. The fight was long and arduous and most of the Pernite soldiers fell, but you and your allies seemed to be gaining some little ground. You entered the astral realm to see if there was anything you could do from the spirit realm, but instead you found a pantheon of other gods waiting there to pull out their peer in case it appeared to be dying. You managed to follow them, and got dragged into whatever dimension the gods call home.
The cast:
Vlad Tepish: You, a dragon and a wizard of epic ability. Your skill in diplomacy, tactics and magic has left you one of, if not the, greatest powers of the natural realm.
Gurath: The god of death, a domineering creature, seeking to subjugate mortals and to force them to serve. Arrogant even for a god, he is nonetheless powerful enough to back his arrogance up.
Pern: The God of Sun and purity, he wears plate of silver armour polished to true mirror sheen. While reasonable in some ways, he despises necromancy in all of its forms.
Grish: The god of the forest you live in, and the second god you met and pissed off. The version of him here seems much more powerful than the one you met, perhaps representing a more significant aspect of his power.
Other gods.
Housekeeping:
Running to bump limit has become woefully impractical. I am shooting for ~200 posts tonight.
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As I have seen nothing indicating otherwise, I shall assume I am allowed to finish this quest where I started it: on /tg/
This should be the penultimate thread of the main story, followed by a single thread of epilogue and post-script.
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You blacked out for a moment, and now you are immersed into what can only be described as a pool of spiritual energy. More than ambient, it seems to be making up the very matter of the realm you are in now.
You take stock of yourself. You are in your dragon form, and know by instinct that it would be foolish indeed to transform into human. That said, all of your limbs seem to be attached, all of your senses seem to be working. The place smells of ozone, it feels like electricity on your skin, it tastes like iron and magic. You open your eyes- for a split second you see elemental chaos- fire, wind, water and earth, as well as some more esoteric elements doing battle with one another on an epic scale. But then, they coalesce, and you are left in a hallway of green marble, lit by balls of shocking white light.
Ahead of you the hallway splits into two. Behind you it seems to drag on forever.
>Go forward.
>Go back
>Shout out
>Other
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>>47063292
Go forward
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>>47063292
>>Shout out
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Jumpchain CYOA Thread #817: An End To Chaos Edition 2016-05-03 16:42:49 Post No.47061181
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>Google Drive
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0B20r6rsFLOg_Zk5RdVdya3hJNnc&usp=sharing
>Jumpchain IRC Chat
http://client00.chat.mibbit.com/?server=rizon.mibbit.org&channel=%23JumpchainCYOA
https://kiwiirc.com/client/irc.rizon.net/?#JumpchainCYOA
>Rules
http://pastebin.com/Gqj3iKyn
>How to Jumpchain
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1qb0_OLhDrDNjZmRG02SDFaRVk/view
>Last Thread
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Jumpers, has there ever been a free perk or item that you have passed for whatever reason?
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I passed up the free perk for Claymores because I didn't want to be trained as a prostitute.
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>>47061535
I thought that was more like you can disguise yourself as a prostitute.
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Dark Souls LORE THREAD 2016-05-03 08:05:09 Post No.47055751
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Dark Souls Lore Thread: Traditional Gaming Edition.
Please feel free to discuss any theories, speculations or ask any questions you may have about any of the souls games in the trilogy.
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But why though
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So according to "canon", Gwyndolin didn't die in DaS1?
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>>47055764
>So according to "canon", Gwyndolin didn't die in DaS1?
No, Gwyndolin lived through Dark souls 1 and lived well after.
He was later consumed by Aldrich though, so yeah.
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Why don't theses come in plasma?
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>>47055614
Because you worship chaos at night.
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>>47055614
Because fuck you.
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Not designed as a direct strike vehicle but an armour line fighting vehicle hence heavy tank versus a Lemans Russ medium tank.
They were used as a hard point to smash the enemy against while lighter armour manuvoured around and struck vital points.
Plasma is an "alpha" weapon and cannot easily sustain fire so it is used in offensive strikes where Malcadors needed sustainable, reliable fire. Anything too heavily armored to be brought down from the main turret could be annihilated by the demolisher.
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>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove, contains all official 5e stuff:
https://mega.nz/#F!BUdBDABK!K8WbWPKh6Qi1vZSm4OI2PQ
>Pastebin with homebrew list, resources and so on:
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>/tg/ Character Sheet
https://mega.nz/#F!x0UkRDQK!l-iAUnE46Aabih71s-10DQ
>Previous Thread
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>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/feature/plane-shift-zendikar-2016-04-27
Worldbuilding Edition
What are you putting in your game world? What are you leaving out?
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>What are you putting in your game world?
As little as I can to facilitate the player's desires and character goals.
>What are you leaving out?
Anything that would force me to do more prep than almost none at all.
My players love it.
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Where the fuck is UA?
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>>47053186
Unearthed Arcana. Every month, Wizards would put out a few kits for free for some classes. Try out other backgrounds and races.
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Why did U end up being WotC's pet color?
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>>47050240
>why did a company run by atheist SJW nerds pick fedora: the faction
It's a wonder White cards don't have swastikas on them.
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>>47050240
Why is it called U when it doesn't start with U?
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>>47050569
Because black is already taking B