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>>47339331

just like a balloon.

She slumps against me, nearly pushing me down to the deck before she remembers her size and weight, and sits back up, leaving me to unbend my back. Ajax looks up at me and her dirtily as he slinks off of me, before curling up next to my side with an indignant look. I shake my head and adjust my cap.

"I keep forgetting about your devil fruit" Ochamu says awkwardly as I stand up "I'm just so used to how you look I forget that"

"It's not what I actually look like?" I ask cheerfully as I can, before I'm interrupted by a yawn "Well it's what you see me as, so does that really matter"

"Yes" She says angrily standing up and looking down at me, as I feel a sense of dread creep down my back as I look at her scowling "I know what you're supposed to look like, and it isn't fair that Jack is the one who gets to look like that while...while everyone else sees you as a monster"

"I'm used to it" I say flatly "People get used to it if they make the effort"

"But you're such a nice girl, it isn't fair that people treat you like some kind of scary" Ochamu begins to say as Serri thrash onto the deck, shattering a few pieces of railing

"HA! YOU FORGET THAT WE ARE BOTH OF THE SEA, YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BESTING ME!" Ginegin shouts happily as He tries to force the sea king's mouth shut with one hand "YOU ARE A THOUSAND YEARS TO LATE TO EVEN STAND AGAINST ME"

"Hmm, I was going to ask why you two weren't talking about me" Jack says, suddenly walking between me and Ochamu, staring wide eyes at the captain wrestling my sea serpent "But this is much more interesting"

"AHHH WHAT THE!?" Yotshi shouts as Capn nearly throws Serri against him.

Serri roars, and Ginegin smacks his helmet and screams back. They stare eachother down for a bit, and Serri lets out a low hiss, as he vanishes back under the ship.

"That's what I thought you overgrown guppy! GOOD MATCH!" Ginegin says happily with a bellowing laugh "BRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRABRA"
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>>47339340

"Alright, I keep forgetting this isn't all a fever dream" Yotshi says, wiping his glasses, sounding more awake than myself, capn ignores him, and looks around the deck angrily, like a shark hunting for its next me

"Capn, I told you to be gentle with Serri" I say angrily, as Ajax meows at ginegin, Capn looks down at me and smacks the bite marks on his armors "Oh we both know that wouldn't do a thing to you"

"You're right" He says shrugging, before he grins under his rust red mustache and saw toothed nose "But we can't discuss this now, as I have some terrible news! ATENSHUN! ALL HANDS LISTEN TO ME, OR YOU'LL HAVE TO FIGHT THAT DEVIL OF THE SEA YOURSELF, OR HER SEA KING, BRABRABRABRA"

What do I do?
[] Stand at attention
[] slap captain
[] try to Nightmare lock him 1d100
[] Use the bogeyman's stare on the crew to make them move faster 1d100
[] Baby serri and Ajax
[] Sneak off to get some coffee
[] Ask if it has to do with the escaped pirates
[] Chat with my friends, and jack
[] See how Jeb is doing
[]take a nap *nightmare time*
[] write in

keep calm, ignore shitposters and carry on

>>47339357
>[] Stand at attention
>[] Chat with my friends, and jack

>>47327993
Straken.
Marbo.
Pius.
Stubbs.

>>47327993
>A Horrid Heresy character
Disqualified by association.

>>47327993
Should have died when that building collapsed on him.
Make him a true an hero and have him fucking die on isstvan.

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>>47315054
I love it

>>47315054
Holy Doomguy, who art knee beep in the dead, incandescent be thy wrath. In one hand I shall hold the bones of my foes and in the other my fist will be filled with murder. If my cause is just, my will strong and my weapons of sufficient magnitude grant me victory in your name.

Thrice blessed Doomguy, bane of deamons, I devote my blade to the slaying of your foes and beseech thee to bless my hands that they might rip and tear in your name.

Glorious Doomguy, champion beyond madness, I implore you, if my might makes right then let it bring light that I might burn the darkness of this cursed galaxy away. For though darkness surrounds me I am wrothful and surrounded by its flame.

>Pre-battle prayer of most of the 2nd founding and many later founding chapters.

>>47315274
>>>/facebook/

>>47289980
I don't because Naruto is for faggotrons.

>>47289980
been talking with my friend for a while about me running a naruto game for him and his friends. I know a lot about naruto and they know next to nothing, so it would be a comedy game where they go along side the main story except they are all from really shitty clans with terrible powers. We are probably going to do gurps because that's what they like.

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>>47290196
uh ok, but thats not really relevant

>>47197422
When you put it together, let me know. I will stick it in the repo.

>>47200094
Are you sure? Once he's gone, he's not coming back.

>>47269609

I feel more pride than I should in seeing my two creations from last thread in the repository. I'm working on trying to do some art for mine.

>>47269643
Which two? Just curious.

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Things are not looking very good for you.

Goku and Bulma are both asleep, Oolong is pretty much useless in a fight, and you just had the living crap beaten out of you, courtesy of Yamcha's Wolf Fang Fist.

You don't think you've ever been beaten up so badly in your entire life, and, though you've given Yamcha a black eye and several bruises to his ego, he's still raring to go.

"Say your prayers, kid," Yamcha says as he stalks toward you.

You're really not in much condition to keep fighting. Your last attempt barely slowed Yamcha down, and now you're hurt even worse.

But, maybe there's still a way.

>A. Try to use his own attack against him! Wolf Fang Fist! (90)

>B. Do another surprise attack when he gets close

>C. Charge and fight as well as you can

>D. Something else

If you roll, please remember that rolls are done after a vote wins

>>47341063
B.

>>47341063
A

>>47334460
As strong as the plot demands

>>47334460
About 4 strong

>>47334460
About Str40 with an unnatural strength of 4

>>47332791
Q1234567

Ququaquaqua

>>47332791
Quebec.

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>>47328588
To be honest, I find "weeb" players to actually be better roleplayers than "gamers". While the weeb players with be overly dramatic sometimes, they rarely treat the game like a Skyrim-style murder-buffet.

Just avoid the type of weeb who needs to make everything into a catgirl or a loli, or who thinks Naruto and Sword Art Online are the pinnacle of anime achievement, and you'll find they're actually an alright crowd.

Actually... just stick to people who read manga, that seems to filter out the worst parts of the community since it takes actual effort.

>>47328588

>my character is a were-dragon with wrist blades.

Not making this up.

Also, while not weebish, the guy called my character some variation of "vapid whore" every chance he got.

>>47329084
how is that weeby though?

>>47334539
You're awesome Digger. Was reading that with my Kamen Rider OST collection.

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Have you ever used your powers for something petty?

>>47335697
Varies on how you play it. Are you important to Alester's keikaku? Are you just some random fucking scientist?

You're in huge fucking trouble if you piss off the bigger bad's; the universe will be destroyed and recreated around you to fuck you up as hard as possible.

That said, you're liable to never fucking see any of the shit that people talk about in here with raildex unless you poke it because you're an extra-dimentional horror yourself who only keeps jumping on the ever greater promise of more power and increasingly thrilling times.

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So how many of you have solved diplomacy with a well placed dropkick?

>>47326336
>>47326552
If it says you don't have warehouse access, saying "well, I have any items I had on me!" is just being deliberately obtuse. No warehouse access means no items, unless you have a power that lets you keep certain items on you.

>>47326782
I prefer the Roundhouse.

>>47337411
Well, time to get up! And probably not look to closely at that red stuff by the door.

>>47337411
>Pick a few hairs out of your head to see if you're still a ginger.

>>47337411
Time to prioritize. By which I mean, get some coffee. Hopefully the smoke isn't coming from it.

Half-anything was a mistake and should never happened.

To answer the question, in the german fantasy series The Dwarfs there was once orc-elf hybrid used as an assassin, resulting from an elf chained to a rock in a cave and raped to death. Can't remember how it looked.

>>47336550
>Half-anything was a mistake and should never have happened.

I agree, Howard. Damned half-negroids and other race traitors.

How's that new story of yours, Shadow Over Innsmouth, coming along?

>>47336199
human x elf exists because humans, the writers, want fapbait. The idea that the two races, one of which lives centuries, are compatible is completely nonsensical. It's less like white x black and more like human x chimpanzee. Both are apes but that doesn't mean they can interbreed.

To answer your implicit question, the reason you don't see orc x elf often is because it's hard to self-insert as either as a human.

>>47338044

Get rid if that "woman raised as a boy" garbage. No one with a brain would ever do that because it doesnt work.

Just play a woman who's ultimately feminine but just likes masculine things. Wearing armor, getting sweaty, short hair.

No one will accuse you of magical realm unless you act like a total creep.

>>47338108
>men like getting sweaty

>>47338133
>implying we don't

Unusable/10

>>47336794
Regular longsword stats, with a decent-sized damage boost but an accuracy penalty when in hammer form (because you can't convince me that that wouldn't be unwieldy as fuck)

>>47336794
Swing TN 15
Thrust TN 20
DTN 20
Swing DR +4 (Bludgeoning)
Thrust DR +2 (Bludgeoning)
AP1 and Shock 1 on swings

Proficiency: Mass Weapon and Shield