Haven't had one in a bit, so lets get it out of our system.
Dark Souls Lore Thread: Traditional Gaming Edition.
Please feel free to discuss any theories, speculations or ask any questions you may have about any of the souls games in the trilogy.
>>47480307
So, is Rosaria Gwynevere?
>>47480328
>So, is Rosaria Gwynevere?
I want to say "no", but a "maybe" is just as likely.
Anybody who says "yes" is just jumping the gun.
So what exactly is going on in the undead settlement with the systematic collecting/bagging/dismembering/burning/pulping/etc of undead? It seems very excessive for just disposing of them, plus the text on a few of the items implies that its more harvesting than anything
I know that the deacons are involved somewhere along the line due to their presence but I'm just not aware of the actual purpose
CIV THREAD
FIRST TO THREE VOTES WINS
I DON'T WANT TO BE DM BUT WILL BE.
LETS GO ALREADAAAAY!
Mountain Giants
>>47479810
GIANTS
MOUNTAINS.
>>47479810
>Centauror Faun
>Desert
Let's be merchants.
Watching Army of darkness. I think in my next fantasy RPG I'm going to give the undead personalities. Functionally the same, but with some lip.
Let the skeleton posting begin.
gonna share some of my favorite skeleton pics to test for interest.
>>47479559
>>47479580
Are there any fantasy setting that have cool birdfolk races?
I always hear of catfolk and foxkin and other furry races, but rarely birdfolk.
>>47479331
LotR
>>47479331
WoW
Tengu have been in Pathfinder for years. In fact, they are probably more common than Kitsune in that they've been PFS legal for twice as long as Kitsune in their ever-shifting "weird races" choices.
How would you do a painting-based BBEG?
>>47478734
I wouldn't
But for the sake of argument; a game of intrigue and espionage! The players are members of the art scene in the Jin and jazz art deco age of California. The west is still wildly out of control, with Mafias mobs and foreign agents all vying to cut themselves a big piece of American pie. The players get caught in the middle.
Have the BBEG be the painting in question, cursed - or blessed - by some random supernatural thing Long Ago. Anyone who examines the picture long enough is enchanted by the magic in it, which compels them to form a cult dedicated to rewriting the world to the design of the image's curse (i.e. turns them into a group of badguys), and the magic effects that warp people thusly are naturally defeated by destroying the picture. Whether this works through copies (possibly, if the copy is made by a cultist) or not is up to the GM... but having the party have to raze a certain picture in a well-defended museum or art gallery in some town which prizes such things would be an interesting twist on the usual BBEG fight - especially if the picture and its defenses have been moved since the players started plotting.
By the way, welcome to the cult. Hear her sibilant will and spread its voice to others...Wait, this is the placeholder image!
>>47478734
>How would you do a painting-based BBEG?
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You are 2nd Lieutenant Sam Fischer of the USMC’s Second Expeditionary Unit, and currently, you are standing at attention as the Old Man screams at you.
“WHY THE FUCK DID YOU INVOLVE THE FUCKING EAST GERMAN COMMUNIST FUCKING FAGGOTS IN THIS FUCKING MESS? WERE YOU STILL DRUNK? DID THE COMMISSAR GIVE YOU A FUCKING HANDY AND YOU THOUGHT YOU NEEDED TO RETURN THE FUCKING FAVOR? DID YOU FUCKING THINK BEFORE YOU DECIDED THAT HAVING A LITTLE DRINKING PARTY WAS A GOOD IDEA? OR WERE YOU MORE WORRIED ABOUT GETTING YOUR FUCKING DICK WET INSTEAD? WHAT THE UTTER FUCKING CHRIST WERE YOU EVEN THINKING, YOU FUCKING KNUCKLEDRAGGING BOOT?”
Promoting the Old Man to Colonel was probably the worst choice in the history of the corps. The volume and knife handing he was giving you would have made your DI’s back at boot camp jealous. Standing there stone faced next to you, Schultz shot you a look that promised you this would not be over between the pair of you when he was done.
Catching his breath, the Old Man paused before resuming his tirade. “I SHOULD FUCKING HAVE YOU SENT OUT TO JAN MAYAN TO HOLD A FUCKING RIFLE AND STAND OUTSIDE EACH DAY, EVERY DAY, INSTEAD OF EVEN CONSIDERING LETTING YOU BACK NEAR ANY SORT OF TSF YOU COMMIE LOVING FUCKHEAD. DO YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND ME FISCHER?”
“Sir, yes sir.”
“I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING DO, BECAUSE THE MAGNITUDE OF SHIT YOU ARE IN DOESN’T SEEM TO HAVE SUNK IN. DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH PAPERWORK I HAVE TO FILL OUT OVER THIS SHIT? WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU THROW YOURSELF INTO THE NORTH SEA INSTEAD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT?” The knife handing never ceased, nor faltered. Truly, you were viewing a master at work, gifted in the art of chewing out asses and leaving them miserable wrecks.
“Sir yes sir.”
>>47478651
“IF I SO MUCH AS GET A FUCKING HINT OF YOU BRINGING IN CONTRABAND INTO THIS BASE AGAIN DICK FOR BRAINS, I WILL FUCKING PERSONALLY MAKE SURE YOU GET ASSIGNED TO CLEANING LATRINES IN ALASKA FISCHER.”
“Sir, yes sir.”
His eyes still smoldering and knife hand lowering, the Colonel dropped back into his chair behind the desk. “At fucking ease. Take seats, both of you. I didn’t call you in just to fucking scream at you two blockheads, though I fucking wish I was.”
Tentatively, you and the Captain drop into chairs in front of his desk, still sitting ramrod straight as the Old Man shuffles some papers around on it. “Now with all that said and out of the air, we’re going to discuss the issue of getting a new second-in command of the squadron. And what to do until then. I was hoping that Captain Schultz’s choice wouldn’t prove to be such a complete moron, but I guess that was too much to ask.”
Schultz winces a little next to you, and you feel your heart drop. Who else but you would have been her choice?
There is a few moments of silence until you finally speak. “Permission to speak freely sir?”
“Permission granted.”
[ ] “Sir, do you want me to exit the room while you discuss this with Captain Schultz?”
[ ] “Sir, may I suggest a candidate?”
>>47478661
>[ ] “Sir, do you want me to exit the room while you discuss this with Captain Schultz?”
>>47478661
>[ ] Sir, may I suggest a candidate?
Kinda hoping to make this a multinational special forces TSF unit
I really hate these things. I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with "bad guy races," but Neogi are just badly written. All they are are slaving slavers who take slaves. It's especially bizarre that they were introduced in Spelljammer, which was otherwise so thoughtful and creative. There, all they are is bargain bin mindflayers (there's almost literally nothing absolutely nothing about them- slavers and pirates, eat captives, ships shaped like invertebrates- that isn't shared by the Illithids). I opened up Lords of Madness to make sure they weren't given any depth in 3.5e, and the only worthwhile thing in their fairly lengthy entry was a bitchin' illustration of a crashed mindspider. I can't even fault WotC for that, since the original lore gives you nothing to work off of and the only way to fix it would be to gut most of it and turn them into something else entirely.
I hardly ever see them talked about here. Is this a common opinion? Have any of you made them work well in a campaign?
>>47478374
Your opinion is shit and you should feel bad about it.
>>47478374
Also planting eggs in their captives who incubate them then die.
But yeah, they're spider-illithids, basically. Not much real value in them.
Now, if you wanted to give them a full work-over and make them interesting, I'd love to see what you can do with them.
>>47478374
D&D is chock full of redundant monsters that exist to be little more than evil things for PCs and friendly NPCs to fight against.
Pick the ones you want, and ignore the rest. Personally, I think Neogi at least look alien and a little disturbing compared to the more comical octopus headed Illithids and their dozens of subspecies.
How would you integrate something like this into a fantasy setting?
>>47478325
1. He has balls of steel
2. If your game system can't handle a guy in a suit covered in wheels going downhill, then I feel bad for your system
Cuts travel time by 50% between connected points, you don't need to make navigation / pathfinding checks. Having quality roads is awesome.
>>47478422
There might be a version of this in a more modern edition, but back in AD&D 2E, there was an artifact that was basically a gigantic monster truck steamroller about fifty feet high that constantly moved over the world magically leaving what amounted to an asphalt highway in its wake. Whenever it rolled into water that was deep enough to submerge it, it would plane-shift to a different world.
I always thought it would be cool to use that as an excuse for a trans-continental highway suddenly springing up in a medieval-fantasy simulator.
>Its ok to kill every evil creature, simply because they are evil creatures
>they are "evil" creatures because they are evil creatures
>death is the only punishment for evil
Get out of the way lawfags, neutral is taking over the 21st century
Being evil (lawful, neutral or chaotic) is not a crime. If your Paladin kills things that are evil just for being evil, he should definitely fall from grace. Gygax did want D&D to have this kind of "hang the evil" frontier justice though.
>>47478299
>trying to apply philosophical logic and ideals to a fucking game of pretend that boils down the whole spectrum of morality into 9 convenient categories
This thread can only end well.
Objective evil sucks. DnD would be better off without the alignment system.
My friend insists on being DM tonight even though he's a shitty DM who cant make the story fun, and thinks that DnD is a dungeon crawler.
We're playing tonight with like 4 people who have never played and I know theyre gonna get bored of it within like 20 minutes.
Wat do
>>47478266
>thinks that DnD is a dungeon crawler
Well, he isn't wrong.
As for right now, let them.
In general, get better friends.
What can you do, other then take over or not go
Post about it after
My players insist on trying to sense motive after literally every line of literally every NPC.
They always level Sense Motive.
I am so fucking tired of explaining every line of dialogue, what the fuck do I do?
Limit them to one skill check per scene.
>>47477458
Reply in a monotone voice:
You sensed his motive. It was clear. Or you didn't sense his motive, it was unclear.
Eventually they will understand and leave your group.
That level of scrutinization is emotionally exhausting. Will saves to to not take charisma/intelligence/wisdom damage. Not HARD will saves, but existent, which means that if they keep questioning literally everything it'll happen eventually.
Harry Dresden replaces your party's worst player, abilities and class adjusted to fit the campaign. How well do things go now?
>player
Harry seems like a cool guy to play D&D with.
>>47476624
Whether he is a player or a character I suddenly have a second voice of reason to help me steer the group away from stupidity.
>>47476649
He's a little too muh realism when it comes to magic. You don't let the cop bitch about how authorities are acting in the campaign, do you?
>>47476724
>He's a little too muh realism when it comes to magic.
IIRC, doesn't he play a big stupid barbarian with Billy and the Werewolves?
I have started to like that motive, after reading a jietai kare no chi, kaku tatakeri manga. There is something really cool in taking the wizard out with a sniper rifle. Anyone else likes this motive ? Are there any books in such setting ? Which side wins the war ?
> jietai kare no chi, kaku tatakeri
Fucking call it Gate.
Also, JSDF propaganda manga is harem bullshit, who knew?
>>47475198
Yeah it is. But defending a trench against Roman like era army looks so comfy.
Russia makes a shit ton of time travel books including modern tech vs. fantasy. None are good, though it's funny that the two most perpetually salty revanchist countries are most notable for producing superiority fantasies like that
I kind of like the idea personally, but I vastly prefer full-on modern (military) fantasy - modern tech versus fantasy has too much HFY for my tastes
Of course moderns win in most of the cases unless bullshit epic-level DnD wizards enter the scene
Post your statmes in here and don't clog up the goddamn catalog. Don't forget to specify the system when you post.
>>47474792
>>47474829
Exactly.
>>47474792
Stat me in D&D 3.5
Need plots for campaigns without (or at least little) violence.
Setting is typical medieval fantasy.
Did you tell your players about your idea already
You should do that before you bother planning anything.
>>47474747
That was the idea of the players, not my idea.
>>47474727
>Need plots for campaigns without (or at least little) violence.
>Setting is typical medieval fantasy.
What system are you typically playing? :curious: