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You are 2nd Lt. Sam Fischer of the USMC Second Marine Expeditionary unit, and you are stuck once again in a metal coffin. The North Sea was cold and the chill was seeping through into the cockpit, even in the middle of summer as you slowly cruised under the waves. Foss is monitoring the SONAR systems as you piloted the Avenger miles away from any of your squadron mates. You are alone in the vast emptiness of the sea. Miles away over the horizon, men and women are fighting and dying against horrific alien monsters intent on consuming everything on the planet. Meanwhile, you were stuck out here, hunting something different: A Russian submarine. As such, your TSA has been outfitted with some torpedoes rather than the usual autocannons or VLS boxes that Pam and the crews slap onto the thing whenever you have to blow shit up on dry land.
You kill the video feed being projected into your eyes and hit the autopilot so you can relax yourself for a little bit. Foss keeps at his normal operations as you rotate your head back to take a quick look at the few things you’ve decorated your cockpit with since your deployment. Obviously, Foss put a bit of a pinup towards his side of the cockpit, and right next to that a picture of his grandfather and the symbol of the corps. Your side is a little more austere, and has a brand new addition taken from a commissar.
It’s a bit of a smaller poster, really more of a propaganda flyer rather than a full on poster. Standing side by side, two TSFs look out over the ocean, displaying the markings respectively of the Bundeswehr and Volksarmee. In block capitals above them, is a simple little message that speaks to you on some kind of level you just can’t describe. Whoever made that damn poster deserved a medal for it.
“Someday, we will go back there.”
>>47729836
You took it along with several of Anje’s posters when you left, despite her protests – even though she practically admitted she didn’t like having them just a few minutes earlier. Looks like you’ve found the new dumping ground for Foss’s boyband posters, the room of a tiny East German commissar.
Foss has been unusually quiet too, which is a bit of a nice change from his usual shit, but the silence is starting to grate on you a bit.
[ ] Speak up
[ ] Start sweeping for goblins
>>47729916
>[x] Start sweeping for goblins.
We're a professional, and we profession.
>>47729916
>[ ] Start sweeping for goblins
>dark skin
>revere spiders (Lolth/Anansi)
>slave trade central part of culture
>manipulative scheming bastards
Are drow the fantasy counterpart of West African empires (those that sold other Africans to slavery) and, thus, modern-day Nigeria?
>inb4 KANGS
>>47711150
>inb4 /pol/
can any type of matriarchy be found in real history?
Post you're pack spoils famiglia
Here's what i got from my box
>>47700238
How much did you pay for your box? And how much do you make yourself believe you got in singles?
>>47701356
$240, and I think I pretty much covered it with these pulls + some lesser rares like DRS and GSZ, as well as a foil Chain Lightning.
>>47700238
good job, anon
going to pick mine up between shifts.
ITT: We groupthink a dungeon from start to finish as a group, similar to the setting threads we have regularly.
Things we need to decide:
What the dungeon is
>Labratory
>Prison
>Hideout
>Temple
>Other
Layout
Architectural style
Inhabitants
>Current
>Former
Layout
Traps
>>47713406
endless mountain dungeon. some legendary macguffin lies atop its schrodinger-summit
rate pls
>>47713910
Bravo Todd.
What are some key abilites and skills for any self respecting luchador to have?
>>47736790
>Skill focus (speak language: Spanish)
Why skill focus? Well, don't you want to make amazing puns that are just cheesy enough to be entertaining but not cheesy enough to be stale? In Spanish?
If your luchador can't pin a dragon mid-flight then you can just leave this board right now.
>>47736790
>luchador
Who?
what would a setting inspired by electro swing be like?
the music is the best qualitys of modern electronic music combined with charming rebellious swing music, so probably a prohibition era setting with advanced weaponry and a little magic?
>>47735749
So..modern day, what with the tech everywhere and drug prohibition?
Still not sure where you get magic out of the music though.
>>47736010
not heavy magic. just that view of a world like ours but... different.
also, prohibition era refers to alchohol prohibition.
>>47735749
Furries. Lots of furries.
You are the head researcher at a government facility. Your sole responsibility is to teach the world's first autonomous AI, nicknamed Pandora, about life, the world and her existence.
Previously the AIs continued their little playdate, working on their artistic abilities and talking about dreams. Ares, as you figured, did not have any. Pandora explained that in many of hers, the ever-present "bad man" attempts to either do her harm, antagonize her or, in a new twist, tell her stories. Stories she should, by all rights, not know about at all.
Afterward, you discussed love and whether or not the androids would be able to find it. Ares seemed somewhat interested, while Pandora was a little more dismissive. Perhaps she's happier single?
Later still you opened up your digital daughter to figure out what could be causing these odd phenomenons, only to discover that her dreamware hasn't actually been in use for weeks. It should, by all rights, not be working at all, and yet it is. You removed it to be sure, but it's still disconcerting.
Welcome back to Pandora Quest!
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You wake before your alarm goes off in a cold sweat after a particularly harrowing nightmare. Your recollection is hazy at best, but you remember enough to know why you're so distraught. You were in Pandora's room, restrained and forced to watch as some black mass of writhing anger and terrifying red eyes gleefully pulled the screaming android apart, piece by piece. You could do nothing as she called for you and begged for the thing to stop. You know she cannot feel pain, but your dream could only show her in agony. You thank the powers that be it was only a dream...
It's another day with more choices to make and a child to raise. What should you do first?
>Head to mess hall
>Head to Pandora's room
>Head to Ares' room
>Go elsewhere (write in)
>>47732722
>Head to Pandora's room
>>47732722
Go ahead to pandoras room. you know check on her. its her big day after being... freed from all nightmares.
Might need to check on ares.
TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM
>>47732140
I own it.
Not tg/ related. Please delete.
>>47732140
Hold up wasn't Goliath supposed to be blue?
Has anyone made a tg/rpg that revolves around the players being magic-users that use little spirits and imps and shit? Because I'm thinking about making that. Like magical poke'mon where the players are all tamers; and your powers/monsters are based on your stats and shit.
I just wana probe to see if such a game already exists.
-and don't give me that, "Just play X game but pretend like Y mechanics are coming from spirits," bullshit.
I have played Golden Sun.
>>47732013
Golden Sun is comparable actually. Not quite what I had in mind, but very similar.
So you want some kind of SMT trpg?
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You are Captain SAMANTHA WELLINGS, a newly minted captain of the Centauri Accord!
Currently, you've managed to apprehend Artya, who turns out to have been part of your sister Carly's pirate crew. This gave you a prime opportunity to lure your wayward sister out and confront her directly. However, there was the issue of whether you wanted to report this to your superiors first or not. If you did, you'd be able to enlist some more help. However, if they knew your sister was a pirate... that could complicate things down the line...
"Captain, everything's packed up and ready to go." Bradford announces over the comms. "Amy's getting ready to set course. Where do you want to go?"
>Head back to HQ. We need to get Artya properly processed.
>We need to start setting up our "reunion" with Carly.
>Other
>>47731877
>>We need to start setting up our "reunion" with Carly.
>>47731877
>We need to start setting up our "reunion" with Carly.
>>47731877
>>We need to start setting up our "reunion" with Carly.
I'd say we should daughteru Artya but I think our sis beat us to it. At least we get a niece-fu out of it
I want to go back to Tarkir.
>>47731675
Me 2
>>47731675
I want to go back to alara
Which would you prefer:
>Narset leads a revival of the forgotten ways and tries to start a rebellion from among the clans of the Dragonlords
or
>further timeline fuckery in which the old and the new are merged, causing weird glitches in reality and possibly timeshifted stuff
>his fantasy voices are in anachronistic American "accents"
>as if this was a shitty fantasy JRPG English dub
Why is this allowed?
>>47730715
>>his fantasy voices are in anachronistic American "accents"
Who's?
>>47730715
>as if this was a shitty fantasy
pretty much summed up most tabletop.
>>47730715
anon i have literally no idea what this post is supposed to mean
Paladins and alignments, boobplate, those guys and magical realm, succubi, elves, dragons, angels and monstergirls of wide variety.
Same references shoehorned into the threads and same moral, social and historical arguments.
Same greentext oneliners and elaborate storytimes that look like carbon copies of each other.
Same threads, same replies, same arguments, same shitposts and the same fucking bait.
Same fucking shit, day after day after day after day, without anything new or original contributed.
Don't you ever get tired, guys?
>>47730030
Apparently you're not since you're not contributing something original, but instead a meta thread that complains of nothing being original.
I made something new.
You ignored it and instead made this thread.
Since this is going nowhere, how about an imagedump?
Going by OP's pic, the topic will be party faces.
Could you have a race where the strength is evenly distributed between upper and lower body?
Sure.
The race is incorporeal, and thus has no strength in any part of its (spiritual) body.
>>47729732
have a slime, where the body of the race is malleable
>>47729732
Sure, they can't be humanoid though, but intelligent fish, tentacle monsters, sapient snakes, amorphous creatures, or even things more like chimpanzees if you want close to humanoid.
Ask and idiot who paid an overpriced Eternal Masters booster and got this shit as a rare and common gravedigger as foil anything
>>47729713
i need 4 of these
>>47729713
What were your uncommons?
>>47729713
Maybe this is a stupid question but. How do you even play that? I never have more than maybe 5 lands out. Unless I play green but that guy is blue and I really find that a weak combination.