https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PuP7IkpRLU
Good morning, children. This is Proxy Command acting under the UF directive 42-A of the Compulsory education act. Upon the 15th Spring of your birth you have begun your education to serve your nation here in the Helena River Camp.
This installation is one of many, protected under United Federations law and is a regulated Proxy Warzone. If you wish to serve your 30 days of junior compulsory service to your state, then you need not state your name and educate yourself on the pitch battle to take place ; however for those who actively wish to serve in the field of battle Declare your Meta Designation and the Kriegspiel occupation you are to learn using the form below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZVxHAImp-s
What you will need to get started.
A Trip secured name, formatted much like this:
Prodigy Gunner Aaron Keys #password123
Choosing a Meta: When a meta is picked, your base stats will be determined, and will establish this character for the rest of the game.
Choosing a class: This is a less difficult decision since classes can be picked and changed per battle and sometimes changed mid battle. A player picking a certain class will learn 2 of it's class skills upon creation and learns 1 after each battle they participate in.
Choosing a loadout: Loadouts determins your equipment for you class. While it's possible to wield any weapon in the game, you must pick within your class upon mission start unless you have some weapons already in your possession.
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d5 + 1)
>>47801621
Rollin to see what meta and class
Gather around children , I will be your human analogue for this engagement.
The Ral Gran armor division has been kind enough to grant us the use of two of their models. However one must note that the use of armor takes up 2 logistic slots in air travel and may possibly require to be crewed by more than one persons in a craft.
To preface, Old Rex a 1st generation Bitank requires 2 people for optimal use but a standalone augment is placed in its system to allow for manual singleman piloting.
And standing at a meer 1.8 metres is the Raptor; a lighter faster model formatted for Kriegspiel engagements and Rift Monster extermination. Consider piloting one if you wish to join those glorified exterminators at UnderComm.
Good morning boys and girls! Welcome back to Ask A Judge.
>>47801212
why do you always post italian card
I asked this yesterday but never checked on an answer
If an opponent taps a land for mana and I destroy that land at instant speed in response does the spell he cast fizzle or does it just never cast?
>>47801541
So, back when I started doing this shortly after I made L1, I would search on Gatherer for cards with "Judge" or "Magic" in the name, and use those. I quickly ran out of them, and decided to just use the most recent one as a standard thread image- the way the Quest and General threads did, so that people would see THAT specific card and know "Oh hey, an AAJ thread is up". It just so happens that Scherzo Magico (the Italian name for Spell Snip) was the card that got that honor.
>>47801557
1) There is no such thing as speed in Magic.
2) "Fizzle" means "is countered on resolution by the rules of the game because it has no legal targets"
3) None of the above. Mana abilities don't use the stack and can't be responded to. If they're floating mana before they cast the spell, you can't respond. If they're tapping lands for mana as one of the steps of casting it, you don't have priority to respond until their spell is on the stack.
Ours is the Fury edition
A thread for discussing any and all traditional gaming in the setting of George R. R. Martin's 'A Song of Ice and Fire' novels.
Possible topics of discussion include Green Ronin's licensed rpg, the card and board games by Fantasy Flight Games, general aSoIaF lore and theories, artwork, and the novels themselves, HBO's adaptation 'Game of Thrones' and the computer rpg, as well as the Telltale series.
A Song of Ice and Fire Roleplaying
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/6sar1o14399xv/SIFRP
The Lands of Ice and Fire (Maps)
>https://www.mediafire.com/folder/q5a5zbkb30uxo/TLoIaF
A Game of Thrones: The Living Card Game
-Tutorial, Rules and Errata
>http://www.fantasyflightgames.com/edge_minisite_sec.asp?eidm=10&esem=4
-Card Spoilers
>http://www.cardgamedb.com/index.php/GoTCards.html
-Deckbuilder
>http://www.cardgamedb.com/index.php/gameofthrones/game-of-thrones-deck-builder
>>47796375
hello?
Azor Jon
>>47796441
Jesus fucking christ.
Out of here.
How do I wrap my head around how big a space marine is compared to a normal human?
Being 5' tall, I am always struck by how the authors describe a SM as a lumbering hulk that a normal human finds monstrous.
That doesn't seem to be captured in the miniatures though. But I've seen some art (that eldar pict) that catputred the violence and absurd size of these super humans.
How do I capture this in my games? Also pictures of ridiculous sized future humans would be cool.
>>47796185
>Being 5' tall
What a manlet. I think your problem is just that you're a manlet. Have you considered not being a manlet?
>>47796185
40k human models are larger than they're supposed to be.
>>47796185
It's hard to picture something being huge when you only get height. I'm 5'8 and when I think of a person who is 6'6 that doesn't seem impressive, but when I actually see them in the flesh they seem massive. In your mind you think of height as a straight line without taking girth into consideration.
>>47796214
Got back to / fit /
>Question of the day:
With Fear the Masses here or fast approaching, what's the crazy deck you're itching to try?
>What is Android: Netrunner?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAslVfZ9p-Y
>Android Netrunner Official FFG News & Spoilers:
https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/tag/android-netrunner-the-card-game/
http://boardgamegeek.com/blogpost/24049/netrunner-spoilers
http://www.cardgamedb.com/index.php/netrunner/android-netrunner-card-spoilers
>Floor rules
https://images-cdn.fantasyflightgames.com/filer_public/66/62/66628aed-d2e3-41c3-9ea2-1caae96b104f/adn-floor-rules.pdf
>Official FAQ (post-MWL), Compendium on rulings, and common mistakes
https://images-cdn.fantasyflightgames.com/filer_public/c9/e5/c9e522d2-d9f6-4053-9a80-684198c25fa5/adn_faq_v301.pdf
http://ancur.wikia.com/wiki/Project_ANCUR_Wiki
https://www.reddit.com/r/postalelf/comments/2sm1d2/welcome_to_netrunner/
>Netrunner Card List and Data Pack Details:
http://netrunnerdb.com/
http://blackat.co.uk
http://acoo.net
https://github.com/shyndman/ono-sendai (You’ll need to build it yourself)
>Deckbuilding Resources:
http://netrunnerdb.com/
http://meteor.stimhack.com/
http://acoo.net
http://www.cardgamedb.com/index.php/netrunner/android-netrunner-deck-builder (not recommended)
>Articles and Blogs:
http://stimhack.com/
https://self-modifyingcode.com/
https://runawaynode.wordpress.com/
http://eriktwicereviews.com/tag/netrunner/
https://sneakdoor.wordpress.com/
https://netreadyeyes.wordpress.com/
https://runthenet.wordpress.com
>Podcasts
http://runlastclick.blogspot.ca/
http://canlaugh.com/nerdrunners/
http://www.northerngamingnetwork.com/tagme/
http://thewinningagenda.com/
First for Kit being best runner.
>>47795460
Pffffffff... lies and slander!
Let me ask you, does Kit have a novella dedicated to her? I don't think so.
And to answer my own question of the day: Aghora deck!
Also, between Fear The Masses (the card), Bhagat and some already published cards (Medium/DemoRun for R&D pressure, Spoilers...) there's something of a cool, relatively mobile milling Anarch deck I really want to try.
NETRUNNER IS DEAD!
The heavens wait for it's corpses seed L5Rs return!
Does your girlfriend(or wife if you're old) support your tabletop habits?
>>47795301
Yes.
Wife plays mtg and ttrpgs...she's That Guy though...
>>47795301
>implying I have a gf
>>47795301
I've never asked her.
Not that it'd matter, really. My actions wouldn't change based on her response, I'd still play muh dands.
>have suicidally depressed player
>we're his only contact
>fudge my rolls so he never gets close to dying
>fudge one of my rolls "ha ha, oh, a ten, darn"
>that's still a hit
>fuck
>he has 3 hp left
>roll max damage
>say that's only 4 damage
>he looks up at us
>im dead
>he gets up and leaves the room, goes home and hangs himself>We were blamed alongside DnD
>>47793475
What's he rerolling as?
>>47793499
Minotaur Warlock
>>47793475
I give it ten points and a parrotmark.
What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For the basics of combat, read this tutorial. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?769761-Exalted-3E-Combat-301.
>Gosh that was fun. There were a lot of lesbians though. How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition:
>Final 3E Core Release
https://mega.nz/#!ctgxyJaC!ygkrLnFsrnBJzIUZY-dJsMfyFrhFQgDsQuuo52fcW0I
http://www.mediafire.com/download/q51qw8skdw1rg15/Exalted_3e_Core.pdf
>Frequently updated Character Sheet with Formulas and Autofill https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pfjmZKzcUqAX9mB58IAEUIFkZr8rq4CvdRRM4kzwwgU/edit?usp=sharing
>General Homebrew dumping folder: https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
>Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
>Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
>Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
Resources for Previous Editions:
>http://pastebin.com/raw/EL3RTeB1
Backer Charm Book:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/x7i7p5c4rm7kacq/Backer_Charms_Plain_Text.pdf
>>47790245
Has anyone written up spells for 3e?
Can somebody explain how lunar castless and chimeras work? I get the sense theres more to this than being wyld tainted
is it part of the curse?
>>47790778
Sort of. It's permanent Limit, which is essential to how the Great Curse works.
>Previous Thread: >>47748416
>Pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/7sSgGVPH
http://www.mediafire.com/download/n7htcqyqk0y0acy/%5BWtF%5DThe_Pack.PDF
>Latest News
http://theonyxpath.com/each-project-is-a-snowflake-monday-meeting-notes/
>Question
Have you ever LARPed before?
>>47776422
Latest news is outdated.
http://theonyxpath.com/a-bucket-of-beckett-monday-meeting-notes/
I have larped, my group does weekend sessions in the woods and fields about 30 minutes out of town.
I play a Paladin, and I have by far the toughest job, since I wear full plate and carry a shield and a longsword. Organizers go easy on me thankfully, and for trudging around in about 150 lbs of gear, I do get amazing defense bonuses. I've talked new players down from full plate into some chainmail (40 lbs) or better, a brigandine (20 lbs) since the last guy who went full tank actually passed out while hiking.
On the plus side, I'm in great shape from where I was a year ago.
>>47776910
Ignoring the slut shaming and lack of relation to WoD, that's some seriously bad math with pointlessly inflated numbers. By that logic, as long as they've had sex more than two hundred times (or his dick is longer than 5.5 inches), he's given her more mileage. You can't count the same dick repeatedly (in and out, 100 times, three sessions each). It's not 10.42 miles of cock. It's less than 92 feet.
Anyway, reposting this from the last thread
>Ideas for houserules
● Rotes are cheaper, at 1 Beat per dot, but more restrictive
● Rotes are very specific, use the same mudra and action every time. They either have no Spell Factors or come with free Spell Factors (Rote Factors from 1e); using a Rote in a way that it's not intended requires a Reach (A Larceny Rote doing something not Larceny related)
● Environmental Yantras no longer give +1; instead, they're flat out required to perform Rituals; no ritual casting a spell in your garage, unless you've at least made your garage a fitting place for the spell
● Order Tools provide the Dedicated Tool -2 to Paradox (makes Techne more like Magical Tradition)
● Dedicated Tools give a free Spell Factor
● "Patron Tool" is a generic version of the Prelacy Merit, and any being with Rank 6+ can grant it
● Maybe lower Ritual time a bit
Basically just a few things to encouraged "being a wizard instead of a psychic" even more than 2e already does.
Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/47728685/
Char sheet: http://pastebin.com/03izEFh5
other char sheet: http://pastebin.com/1T8kaEjr
My doppleganger screams, not out of fear or even pain, no I'm pretty sure jack is screaming with laughter, despite the fire burning under his feet as he runs over the sound, being chased by Desmond, who snaps his fingers at him like he's throwing a whip out at him.
Minori tries to grab him, her arms stretched out to gross and inhuman proportions as she just grins with dripping teeth. Gun shots ring out from either side of the cliffs, all of them hitting the oil woman, or barely missing jack and Desmond as they continue running away and after eachother.
Serri peeks out from the beach, looking at me with a confused lift of...well what I think is its eyebrows.
"Oh what the, alright" Yotshi says, grinning as he runs up to my side, his eye twitching like he's lost his mind "Alright, yeah that's...that's a person made out oil innit? I mean it's not like that isn't"
"Devil fruit" I say flatly as I stare at my revolver laying in the sand, slapping yotshi on the back of his head "Why are you still surprised about these sort of things?"
"Yeah yotshi, I mean no offense, but you've been around two of them for quite a while" Ochamu says as we stop and watch jack run around, his laughs slowly turning to shrill whimpers of terror "are you just stupid or something"
"She is made out of oil, do not tell me that is the same as reflecting things, or" He begins to say, before he looks at me and frowns
"All of the things she does with fear" I say in unison with him as he covers his face with his palms, shuddering in embarrassment, and I add on "Yeah, it's a little odd when you think about what I do, now if you don't mind..."
cont
>>47807598
What do I say
[] I need my gun back 1d20+speed
[] Lets actually get to fighting her, instead of sitting her, jabbering about her ability 1d100
[] LETS GO, Y'ALL 3d100
[] HEY, AIM FOR DESMOND 2d100
[] SERRI 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
[] Forge a lariat out of fear, and try to catch one of them in it 1d100
[]Forge a shield and charge Desmond with it 1d100
[] forge chains around my arms and try to use them like Baldrick 1d100
[] AKUMU AKUMU NO LOCK SHOT 1d100
[] DEVIL'S GLARE 1d100
[]AKUMU AKUMU NO PRISON 1d100
[] Make a spring board, and use it to get a high ground advantage 1d100
[] Let Ochamu throw me at one of them, 1d100
[] write in
Man I wish I could draw
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>47807606
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO LOCK SHOT 1d100
Rolled 15, 76, 91 = 182 (3d100)
>>47807606
>[] LETS GO, Y'ALL 3d100
>[] HEY, AIM FOR DESMOND 2d100
>[] AKUMU AKUMU NO SUMMONS 1d100
Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages Guild! Now, the day is here. Yes, THAT day. The day we... decide who the Employee of the Month is! Now, I for one think it's ridiculous, because I'm not an optional candidate which is horse cockery! Also, all the prizes are pretty lame. Except that really cool personal portal. So feel free to bicker and squabble over the title for "who deserves the cool personal portal" like the idiots you are. And since I'm not allowed to participate, I'm going to fuck off, get my stash of thinking cocaine, and try and think of a good reason to get rid of those Dust Gremlins once and for all! But seriously, you will all be arguing over a personal portal and a bunch of useless prizes. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on archived.moe For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild
Question. Is anyone allowed to be nominated employee of the month?
>>47804636
Don't know. Don't care.
>Sips Coffee
Well, employee of the month should obviously be me. It's not even a questions really.
>>47804636
>Shrug
>Be a fighter trained in the art of combat since the age of 12
>25 years old with a good name for myself as a sword for hire
>Get paired up with a couple of magic users for a missions
>A druid that mainly stays in the form of a stinking wolf
>A wizard with no understanding of the concept of right and wrong. Save the orphanage one minute, nuke the school yard the next kind of guy
>They keep throwing around amazing magic for the dumbest reasons I have ever seen
>Instead of taking five minutes to climb down a 20 foot cliff using a little bit of rope, they jump off and use magic to cushion their fall
>Instead of wading through waist deep water to cross a small river, they freeze the riven and stroll across
>Time for combat!
>They have no magic left because of their stupid use of spells to get to the fight
>The druid attempts to fight, but gets slaughtered because he attacks the biggest foe surrounded by small foes blindly
>The wizard just starts drinking wine while telling me to 'take care of this rabble.'
>20 dead goblins and 1 dead hobgoblin later
>Covered in blood, corpse of the druid laying battered across the room we fought in
>Wizard is pouring another god damned cup of tea and is requesting we sleep here
>Surrounded by gore
>Dead ally off to the side unburied
>Wizard sets up a small camp and starts reading a book
Barbarians are right to hate magic users.
>Male human fighter
>>47802007
Yeah, I always play male human (base class).
I prefer martials and lean toward fighters and paladins. I really like going full on Solomon Kane type paladin.
>male human fighter
Conan, Guts, Legolas and Rambo want to fuck up your favourite fantasy setting which 4 guys can stop them?
>>47800538
Robert E Howard, Kentaro Miura, JRR Tolkien, Sylvester Stallone
reality is the best fantasy setting
your thread is shit
>>47800564
/thread
>>47800538
Wulfharth, Pelinal Whitestrake, Mannimarco and Nerevar for tactical advantage.
Puca Edition: Do you use puca trade for filling out your decks at all?
Previous
>>47777100
RESOURCES
>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.
http://www.mtgcommander.net
>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck’s strategy and card choices.
http://www.tappedout.net
>Another resource for commander discussion; they have an entire forum dedicated to discussing decks. People often make primers, which go into detail about how they built and play their deck.
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/commander-edh
>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.
http://www.edhrec.com/
>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen Commander’s color identity.
http://manabasecrafter.com/
>CARD SEARCHING
>Official search site. Current for all sets.
http://gatherer.wizards.com/
>Unofficial, but has GOAT search interface
http://www.magiccards.info
>>47799579
Oshit, Ive had one of these for years, and just now realized how sick it could be in Zedruu.
My deck case can hold 8 Commander decks and I currently have 7. I need ideas for an eighth and final deck.
1.) Aurelia RW Midrange/Aggro
2.) Zegana Ramp Big Fatties
3.) Roon Man-Lands
4.) New Dralnu Stax/Combo
5.) Mishra Artifacts
6.) Melek Spellslinger
7.) Lovisa Tribal/Aggro
8.) ???
I've got most archetypes covered already, so I'm at a lost as to what to make to round out my decks.
>>47800004
>Roon Man-lands
Care to elaborate?
>>47794576
Curiosity's sake? Nostalgia? I guess to see what it was like in the olden days?
I suppose you don't really need one.
>>47794576
Look at that fuckin cover
Look at it
That is your reason.
>>47794576
You shouldn't. If you're not already aware of the fact that it's the best edition? I feel no compunction to convince you. You don't deserve it.