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>>48178416
She's happy that I have friends, and that I'm not doing anything stupid or wasteful.

>>48178416
hates it. but women here think that anything that doesn't have to do with either church, work or school after the age of 5 is bad. So it is normal.

I pay bills with it. Mom read chick tracts, but those opinions can go to hell like I will

You don't really fight one-handed in that case. You use a dagger, or something like that. You know, as long as it's not some kind of sport competition.

>>48175157
I agree that everything resembling a weapon (or a shield) in the off hand is probably better than not having a weapon. It's just common sense: you have something you could use, why go empty handed?

I was just thinking if there really is some kind of way to make that empty hand interesting, beside filling it with another weapon, or shield.
Or if it's just it's fate to be subpar until you arm it.

>>48175264
Some sort of grappling bonus?

>>48170606
The game never starting.

>>48170606
What's yours, OP?

My mate was scattered across the multiverse and I was killed, trapped forever in the astral realm while people try to feed my soul to a god I created.

And my friends are the ones responsible.

40k can be good while taking itself seriusly too


it just need good writing

also
>**** If lacking Shadowsword support, it is important that you say this part with conviction regardless.

kek

>>48160056
true
serious 40k with decent writing > silly 40k

>>48159871
>Forward, [Men/Women/Warriors/Abhumans delete as appropriate] of [Planet], do you want to live forever?
I think if you hooked a few wires and a power line to his coffin, the Imperium could get an impressive amount of free energy from Gaunt spinning in his grave.

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>>48189060
Alternative title:

"Find Gareth's Players and Bug Them for Info About His Game" Edition

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Give me three reasons why this objectively isn't the best mount

>Spoiler: you can't

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>>48189060
>not riding a dragon into battle

Well, I'm riding a dragon in bed, does that count?

Don't mind me, just immediately shilling for the new discord here
https://discord.gg/xJvPt

>>48185244
Until the local TO banned the Klawstompa, I had a list of Zhadsnark, Klawstompa and Traktors. Unfortunately, the TO complained to ITC enough for them to remove their tentative approval. Now I'm getting people to try to flood the ITC questions box with the Klawstompa to try to get it ITC approved. In the meantime, I would be able to switch to Buzzgob, but that stompa won't be as effective as Da Knight Flinga.

Since people in the last thread seemed to think orks could put up a fight in the current meta, would anyone be able to either improve my list or post a 'good' one?

>>48185509
2 warboss and 230 slugga boys

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In virtually every case, doing damage to creatures or players or countering spells is a better use of mana than healing. Pic related: another card that is strategically a trap choice.

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Guaranteed.

>>48168376
>lone rider
>it that rides as one
This feels like it is a pun in another language that couldn't be translated.

>>48157055
1. I am going to skin you and use your hide as toilet paper.

2. My toilet.

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dL0Mjm77yG0

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1. Welcome to my lands, you shall be damned

2. The Iron Hill

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww

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>>48157055
1. Fuckin' leave me be man

2. Praterstern

3. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy9r2qeouiQ

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>3 out of 4 games from round 3 vets scheduled
>only 1 out of 3 games from round 2 rookies schedules

>soon
>vets already finished round 6
>rookies still in round 4 struggling to get going

season 4 was a mistake

Reminder that the day of retribution is coming

>starting undead roster with 4 ghouls and 2rerolls

Sir Aaron Annesly is a noble of in Water Deep. He is infamous for constantly spending time with those below his class, despite his upbringing. His family is known for their pride in their bloodline, and their distaste for watering it down with nonhumans, most so with half breeds. Aaron has shown little to no care for this, however. He spends far more time amongst the merchants, learning their trade, and has the ear of the city guards. He is rarely seen without his squire, Patsy. Patsy is a bumbling idiot, but Aaron bears with him since the young fool was recommended by Lea, a young half elf noble Aaron spends FAR too much time with. To add more to his family's shame, he has been spotted with an elf of ill repute named Soren, and Mentis, a gnome wizard known to be... Off. Aaron is a skilled fighter, taught fencing from a young age, and has also focused on bolstering his allies, and battle field tactics. His enemies are the cult of Tiamat, at the moment. They had been smuggling dangerous creatures and items into the city. His investigation into the smuggling, with the help of a certain criminal, unearthed a far more malevolent plot. He has bright red hair, and a fondness for green clothing.

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Mordin Kainen La Rouge is a happy go lucky illithid and self proclaimed hero. His other titles include Knight Tentacular of the Holy Order of the Tentacle, the Liberator of Elelphants, Psion Extraordiare, and in a small italian town, Spaghetti Man. This fresh faced young hero's goals are no more than to be a hero, and spread the good word of the tentacle. His traits include heroism, bravery, unsurpassed intellect, childlike innocence, and giving himself titles, and secretly being a dire polar bear. His flaws include obliviousness, foolhardiness, is literally 12 years old, gives the party unforgettable titles, and lacks opposable thumbs and can't fit through doors because hes a fucking bear. He is allied with Raptor Jesus, also known as Ketharuil, and a pasty little mage named Zaniel. His enemies include elder evils, bad guys and color yellow. His other relations are his adopted sister Charlotte, an aranaea weaver, and Kirahe, the paladin whose body he used to inhabit. He wears a magic item to look like his old form, as seen in the picture, but switched minds with a polar bear.
>If your character wrote a self help book, what would it be about?
How To Be a Hero in 5 Easy Steps

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Name: Marc
Role(s): Shaman,
Goal(s): to kill the ones which killed two of his childhood friends
Traits: Very powerful earth moves (roots, stones), good with a hatchet, can summon spirit animal
Flaws: Shy, Anxious, runs out of Mana quickly
Allies: Old childhood friend Lucy (Warlock), Gary (Monk), PM-0 (Defender), Tom (Warrior)
Enemies: Everyone who wants to stop him from achieving his goal
Other Relations: N/A
Physical Description: He is about 1.79m tall with an average to slightly athletic build. He has extremely short, black hair.
He wears a cursed bark mask at all times along with a wolf skull hat and civilian attire which consists of a green jacket, some jeans and sports shoes

(Had to make pixel art because I have to wait until my request gets taken)

Early Story:
Marc was born in a small village up in the mountains. His family discovered that he has great potential for using magic, but he hated using it and didn't want to stand out in his village.
Everything was going good for the vilalge until slavers came...

Vampire is offering human a steaming cup, probably full of vampire blood. Human is succumbing to the temptation, taking the cup of vampire blood to become a vampire.

>>48180573
"Drink this shit, bro"
"nah ma nigga nah"
"cummon drink it you pussy bitch. Look, it's all smokin an shit"
"ay yo mebbe just a sip"

Is this the most pozzed card in the new set?

>>48168299

That helmet is smaller than her head.

>>48168299
the same as the Ten Commandments.

>>48168299
Brush yo teeth

Brush yo teeth

Brush yo goddamn teeth

>>48165777
Here's where we last left off >>48159844

Actually, I made that post. Come at me 3.PFags!

>>48165777
ALL OF THEM

THEY'RE ALL GOOD FOR DIFFERENT REASONS

EXCEPT 3.5.

THAT ONE IS JUST SHIT

OD&D

OUTDATED

AD&D2E

bretty gud

D&D 3.5

CLUNKY YET ROBUST

D&D 4e

JUST FUCK ME UP SENPAI

D&D 5e

CASUAL GARBAGE

>>48123186
And no L5R edition...

When will there be a Legend of the Five Rings game with EU friendly time?

>>48123461
No one knows, i am just hoping envetually for something to play

>Player
>Wednesday-Sunday after 5 EST
>Anything at this point, Warhammer 40k or Fantasy, Shadowrun,
>Depending on the game might be able to get another player in on it if wanted.
>Skype: Deepdreaver

GM
Red markets, for now I'm just doing a oneshot but would like to do a full campaign eventually.
Game will be at 6pm EST, Saturdays
Voice + roll20 for visual aids.
Join this discord chat and check the lfg channel for my name. https://discord.gg/tRUj4Fa

>>48183857
Is that you, Carl?

New OP is less of a faggot.

Jumpers, what do you carpet your floors with?