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>>48542625
First for Fuck the Spider

In terms of court, probably the best thing I did was win a duel, but I was a Kakita bushi at the time. I'm not skilled at court.

Possible other question - Which best dual clan game is the best, assuming even balance and free reign over the rest of the campaign type?

>>48542625
I told Doji-san that she was a basic bitch and then all the other courtiers did that "ooooooooh" thing with the hands and her pet duelist was too embarrassed to do anything about it.

>>48543142
Dual clan game? Just 2 PCs or a whole party?

>>48603859
>That OP image
>>>/pfg/

did the fucking pathfinder guys found their way here or something ?

Like a loving father, who only wants what's best.

Extremely low int, high charisma Folk hero from a small town of Westchestertonfieldville, Nowhere. He's the smartest in town, and goes off to become a wizard.

He sucks at being a wizard, can't remember anything, writing things down wrong, and when he does cast spells, something always goes wrong. Lovable guy, but just not the sharpest crayon in the sack.

Mechanically, it's Human Wild Magic Sorcerer. He still has a spellbook (but each spell just isn't right), and has the pointy hat and robe, and tries his darndest.

Spend all the money he saved up adventuring, trying to find the scroll, and scribe it, and learn the spell water walk to have fun with his kids at the lake next summer. End up learning how to cast Wall of Water.


Stuff like that. I'll never get to play him though, because I'm the only one my circle of friends will allow to DM :/

I want to cum inside the Dark Mother

>>48594359
But anon, you are the dark mother

>>48594359
But beasts happen when the Dark Mother comes inside you...

>>48589346
I liked his books, they were fun and I always wanted him to write the Black Templar codex. Anything's better than Cruddace.

>>48589346

ABANDON SHIP

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>HAMMERS OF SIGMAR COMING THROUGH

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>>48578260
Who is best minor house ?

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>>48578361

Tarly.

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>>48578361
The best House.

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>>48604341
A quick pass by the mirror in MY room confirms that yes, my hair desperately needs some attention but there's just no time! Hopefully Mistress won't mind too much. Quickly I swing the backpack with my notebook and the 'emergency pack' I got from Cinnamon over one shoulder and set out on my way.

"I'M LATE!" I hastily inform Papa as I slow down a little passing through his workshop. ABSOLUTELY no running allowed out there, ever, not even when I'm really late and need to hurry. A surpsied "Huh?" is the only response he can manage as I continue on my way through the storefront and out unto the streets where-

"WHAAAH!?!"

No, no, no, not NOW!

"IT'S RAINING!"

"Then," I hear Papa's deep voice addressing me from back in the workshop. "Why don't you stay indoors today?"

"I CAN'T, I'M LATE!" I try to explain as I hurry to pick up my jacket from Sister's room, NOT mine. I definitely remembered that.

"Meeting with Amalia then, I take it?"

"Uhm... No." Poop! I need to hurry but it's also super-rude and not-okay to leave when Papa wants to talk. But I also can't tell him where I'm really going!

"Oh?" He ponders as he continues swinging a hammer at a red-hot and extra-super-duper-dangerous rod of iron. "Extra studies with Kerstin, then?"

"Uhm... No." I'm getting more late every second, Papa!

"Well then whe-"

"She's coming with me," Sis suddenly appears to the surprise of both of us. "Self-defense training!"

"Well... I don't see the harm in that." He admits. "You really agreed to that, Nadja?"

>"Uhm..." [Don't actually say anything. It's not lying to Papa that way.]
>"No." [Tell Papa the truth]
>"Actually, I'm going to..." [Tell Papa the WHOLE truth]

Obligatory OP paste below:

>Nadja's Seniors:
Mistress' current opinion: 25/100
Lily's current opinion: 05/100
Camille's current opinion: 10/100

>Seal: 95/100

>Nadja's Witchy Skills:
Herbalism : Initiated (Potions and such!)
Penmanship: Fledgling* (Hexes and wards!)
Infusion: Uninitiated (Making things magic!)
*Nadja has proven to be naturally talented at this set of skills. She learns more quickly and has a chance to intuitively understand this type of magic simply by looking at it.

>Communication:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/FriendQM

>Archives:
4plebs archive: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/subject/Witch%20Apprentice%20Quest/order/asc/
Suptg archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Witch%20apprentice%20quest

>Resources:
Nadja's Notebook: http://pastebin.com/MabAXjBs (OUTDATED but still available, last updated 19-03-2016. I'll update it soon, promise!)

>>48604364
>"Uhm..." [Don't actually say anything. It's not lying to Papa that way.]

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>>48603860
>Obligatory FATAL post
Seriously though, what exactly are you taking from CoC? The prevalence of horny monstergirls? Frequent rape? Lots of transformation potions and cursed objects?
I don't really see how you could play it straight without it getting out of control.

>>48604295
>Seriously though, what exactly are you taking from CoC?

Endless hordes of horsecocked furries

It's entirely possible to run a L5R game with a focus on courtly intrigue, simply write the courtly intrigue in such a manner that seduction and/or marriage alliances are put center stage as the characters' main methodology. You can run what plot-wise is a normal L5R game, while still getting to fap under the table

>>48597130
>This obviously triggered the rest of the party,
>triggered

maybe the problem is that you're a bunch of faggots

>>48597130
So play it like that, your group is now called The Rape Squad and are evil henchmen that are sought across realms for their acts of sexual savagery and now theyre embroiled in a secret war that could split the kingdom in half. Will the Rape Squad prevail and deliver their promise of hard unsolicited dickings or will the king defeat them in order to secure his lineage?

>non-con
im pretty you participate in a lot of non-con murder

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>>48595596
>>48594329
Draenei are cute. Cute!

>>48596275
why are you posting pictures of pavement in a Warcraft thread?

>>48596275
>We will never have Thick Vrykul playable race

Now for those of you who don’t know who I am or frankly could care less but wonder about my choice of picture in the upper left hand corner of the original post (and perhaps posts to follow), understand that I place such a character (One Augustus Sinclair of Bioshock 2) for reference to approximate the tone and timbre of my voice. If it helps to read along in such a voice, at least internally, please do so. If not, I recommend you find words that fit your own imagination so that it may make the following a far less troublesome read.

This story takes place some years ago, during the one and only time I managed to play through a game of Dark Heresy Ascension. The game is noteworthy because it featured unique characters played by friends of mine, and I can recollect the important details of it still do this day. I ask you to set your way-back machine to some-time mid to early twenty and twelve, in that part of summer where gnats follow your every step (or in my case shuffle) and the days are ever so long.

There was an opening at the local game store for capable adventurers to join a mighty adventure in Dark Heresy: Ascension. Seeing as I had no game to attend at the time and several of my friends were quite interested in trying Ascension after playing so very much Dark Heresy, Pathfinder, and so on, we signed the sheet and awaited contact by our DM. I have learned since that if you sign up for a game at the local game store and the DM responds within 3 hours, you may be in for quite a ride.

I didn’t think that we would be in trouble from the get-go, the sign-up sheet was hand-written and with such delicate handwriting that I perhaps thought we might have ourselves a true artist or at least someone with extraordinary control as our DM and that perhaps is a better sign that a sheet stained with the grease common to the digits of what some would call a “neckbeard”. What followed was strange though, I received a text and then a delightful phone call from what appeared to be a rather nice lady inviting me to a game of Dark Heresy, furthermore I was invited into her home for this game and I found myself pleased at the potential of gaming not in the screaming den of adolescence that marks the local game store during summer hours. I also want to say with regret from perspective that perhaps if I had played at the local game store I might have been able to spend more time with a certain Justin (known in some circles as JewWario) prior to him tragically taking his life in 2014. He was a good man, and quite kind to all who he encountered. I know it’s strange at this juncture in the story to write a kind word for a fallen dork such as he, but I suppose that’s how stream of consciousness works. I’ll talk more about him later if you all should wish or find it interesting, I just think it important to remember who you can while you’re able, before it gets lost in the sea of faces that is life.

Now, I was not the only person invited to the Dark Heresy: Ascension game. My friend Tex (Who had earned his name, not self-applied it like so many) had been invited, as had two others on the sign up sheet. IT appears we had a DM of ‘taste’, in a way where only four had made the cut out of twelve or so applying. That’s fine with me as I’m certain you all have had experiences with DMs that like to invite everyone who signed up and then attempt to run a game between twelve people and two tables. An admirable attempt worth of Gygax, but certainly not the sort of thing a modern DM would succeed at.

I spoke to my friend Tex, whom I realize I have regretfully not kept regular tabs upon. Not from a lack of trying mind, he’s just awfully secretive in nature and I have since moved across the country to be closer to family. Back to the point though, I spoke to my friend Tex about the coming game and asked him what sort of character he had dreamed up for an ascension game. He said that he would gladly place a Magos of the Adeptus Mechanicus if given the chance, and I understood such a calling. I found myself gravitating toward the role of a Judge, already having a well-established Arbitrator who was skilled in melee combat and amazingly not completely insane. Tex, being one of those few people who is in fact hilariously accurate when it comes to judging character stated that he in fact knew the two people who would be accompanying us. Tex, in his lovable, if paranoid nature had also discovered facts about the DM and where we were to meet.

>>48583845
girl farts

A public men's room.

>>48583845
Otherworldly

>>48562700
zipp, lucky emmisary, and the traditional deck. i was literally in the process of making stamps for the malifaux deck icons with the intention of stamping over normal playing cards than staining the deck. I'll pay the 12$ to have a really cool deck done for me

The OP should probably get updated with a link to the print on demand service and the free PDF of the rules manual.

>>48562885
I got the Through the Breach KS one recently which was pretty awesome. I love the portraits on the cards.

dice+1d10

>>48603193
YOU DUN FUCKED UP SON.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>48603169
Hi

>>48603061
>>Check somewhere for costume pieces (Where?)
I'm imagining a black suit with a red tie, with a full face mask.

>>48603061
>See Frank about getting some armor and weapons

>>48603061
>See Frank about getting some armor and weapons

>Shoot, our cleric has the resurrection spell.

>>48589834
Generally what ends up happening is there is a bunch of dead officers and a riddled hostage.

>>48589834
In what capacity? Am I taking hostages? Am I a hostage? Trying to get the hostages released?