>playing D&D
>spend 5 hours making a character
>rolling dice for attributes
>having to decide a good class based on my stat array as well as something I'd wanna play and doesn't crossover too much with other players
>have to pick feats that at least help in synergizing with my build
>pick some worthwhile skills
>make up a fairly standard backstory with a hook just to help me get into the setting more
>GM spends first hour of the game introducing me and other party members
>first dungeon
>I fail a spot check and don't notice that the floor is crumbling
>I fall to my death
>"Well [OP] guess you better make a new character!"
can... can I not?
>>48657711
>5 hours making a DnD character
Bullshit, I've seen total newbs make characters for more complex systems in less than an hour
>Erase name on character sheet
>Write new name on character sheet
You're done.
>>48657711
>not having a backup PC rolled up
Did the DM at least warn you guys that his game was going to be lethal?
>it's a warrior race disregards ranged weapons as cowardly episode
But spears and other polearms that are meant to keep the enemy as far away as possible are suddenly ok right? Was there even any real life culture that considered archery cowardly?
>>48656584
Medieval Europe. Sure, bows were used, but where considered unhonorable peasant weapons by the noble knight class.
>expecting any kind of logic thinking from honourfags
What does /tg/ think of the new 40k starter set?
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-NO/Warhammer-40000-Death-Masque-ENG
>>48655247
That kit seems to be blatantly favoring the marines in terms of power.
>>48655290
They always do. Little Timmy likes Marines. Little Timmy likes to win. GW want to train Little Timmy to think in terms of winning by having a better army than the other player. That will make Little Timmy want to buy more models.
>>48655247
Most tempting starter set I've ever seen, if only for the fact that it has spess elves in it. I would have preferred vanilla spess elves, though.
If a god/deity can die or be killed, what makes them worthy of being called a god in the first place?
Being really hard to kill. God is just a word for high power level mage.
>>48654158
How strong they are. A god is simply a supernatural being of immense strength.
>>48654158
>Prayer.
>The ability to create or destroy on a cosmic level.
>The ability to turn into a swan and rape people.
>playing a tabletop are pee gee
>NPC tries to seduce your character
>you say no
>GM rolls diplomacy
>natural 20
What happens? Do you get fucked whether you like it or not? Are all your rolls at a penalty until you can treat your raging erection?
Players absolutely control their characters, barring actual magical influence. The DM just says "the NPC is incredibly appealing" and lets the player decide what to do regardless.
>>48647122
diplomacy and other social skills like that explicitely don't work on PCs
>>48647122
What >>48647178 said, barring outright using magic, the diplomacy rollwhich you should have no idea the outcome of as it's the GM rolling itthe best response to a roll that high is "NPC makes a really fucking compelling case for you to bone them super hard within the near future".
>What is Exalted?
An epic high-flying role-playing game about reborn god-heroes in a world that turned on them.
Start here: http://theonyxpath.com/category/worlds/exalted/
>That sounds cool, how can I get into it?
Read the 3e core book (link below). For the basics of combat, read this tutorial. It'll get you familiar with most of the mechanics.
https://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?769761-Exalted-3E-Combat-301.
>How do I find a group?
Roll20 and the Game Finder General here on /tg/. With the new edition, though, chances are more games will crop up.
Resources for Third Edition:
>Final 3E Core Release:
https://mega.nz/#!ctgxyJaC!ygkrLnFsrnBJzIUZY-dJsMfyFrhFQgDsQuuo52fcW0I
http://www.mediafire.com/download/q51qw8skdw1rg15/Exalted_3e_Core.pdf
>Backer Charm Book:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/x7i7p5c4rm7kacq/Backer_Charms_Plain_Text.pdf
>Frequently updated Character Sheet with Formulas and Autofill
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1pfjmZKzcUqAX9mB58IAEUIFkZr8rq4CvdRRM4kzwwgU/edit?usp=sharing
>General Homebrew dumping folder:
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0ByD2BL6J89NiQzdCWWFaY0c5Mkk&usp=sharing
>Collection of old 3e Materials, including comics and fiction anthologies:
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/t2arqtqtyyt28/Exalted_3Leak
>Charm Trees:
Solar Charms: https://imgur.com/a/q6Vbc
Martial Arts: https://imgur.com/a/mnQDe
Evocations: https://imgur.com/a/TYKE4
>Resources for Previous Editions:
http://pastebin.com/raw/EL3RTeB1
Good ol' Black edition
HEY GUYS WANT TO TALK ABOUT MY HOMEBREW SYSTEM?
https://docs.google.com/document/d/19K9vZUwvE6sWyxTivwXN7VEs4WMnyG5ZjMv5Gbj7U34/edit?usp=sharing
No.
I've clearly become bored, or at least playing Fantasy Maiden Wars has had too great an effect on me.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1k1sZSSx99AnOGMxHGW3Bd3nqU6aBomSZTQphX8QHqyM/edit#heading=h.yefkw2ok1p9k
The Distortion Dial, an Ever Useful 'Shuriken' Belt with the powers/themes of time manipulation.
so i have never DMed before but a couple of my buddies said they would give me a chance if i throw together a DnD game for them to play.
so aside from dont be too much of a donkey's rear end (asshole) and avoid railroading all the time i have no idea what i am doing.
so do you guys have any advice for me?
>>48628861
See that DM screen?
The keyword there is SCREEN. Players don't need to know what you're doing behind it.
A good DM railroads the shit out of his players and lets them think they got there all on their own.
>>48628955
So i can Railroad as long as i am careful not to make it obvious? so what are some tips on doing that?
>>48630611
That's a bad way of putting it, but its right in spirit.
The key is to remember that as the person running is that your players are supposed to enjoy themselves. That means just because the dice seem to enjoy making your players never hit that enemy and have him kill them one by one two fights into a longer quest doesn't mean that it has to end that way.
See pic related.
Aside from that, try to figure out what your buddies like (if not from prior experience playing together then by picking up on it during game and running with it). A party full of fpeople who love rping and a party of people who just want to kill things should have different focuses.
You are the head researcher at a government facility. Your sole responsibility is to teach the world's first autonomous AI, nicknamed Pandora, about life, the world and her existence.
Previously you were grilled relentlessly with question after question in regards to what happened by Agent Arikawa of the CIA. The questions were thorough, but predictable for the most part. You did your best to stay truthful, cooperating fully. Unfortunately, they decided someone needed to be held accountable. You saw Mouse being led out in handcuffs, trying to stay positive but the sullen look on her face bleeding through the false smile. You are once again alone...
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You are woken in the middle of the night, or so you can only assume the middle of the night due to the dimmed lights, by a very light, metallic tapping on the bars of your cell. Like someone is lightly rapping a piece of scrap on them or something. You look around, but see no one from your cot. You resolve to it being you hearing things or something unimportant and roll over. Then it happens again. Tink, tink, tink. A very small, but deliberate sound. You don your glasses and look around. A minute of searching and you find the source. A small, wheeled form is bumping itself against the bars. It looks a little banged up and it's speaker has come partially unplugged, dangling by a wire, but a simple enough fix. It's the escaped A.I.! It's looking at you expectantly. You can almost hear it's catchphrase "rectify". You think it wants you to fix the speaker so it can talk.
>Plug the speaker back in and speak with the AI
>Yell for a guard
>Other (write in)
>>48662919
>Plug the speaker back in and speak with the AI
>Yell for a guard
Why not both?Took your time AM.
>>48662919
>Plug the speaker back in and speak with the AI
Why dont people like the necron?
>>48658069
Metal skeletons and ancient Egypt is dull.
>>48658069
They're trying to enslave all sentient life.
>>48658188
>ancient Egypt is dull
u wot m8
Magic: The Gathering Modern General
(competitive discussion)
>Have ENM cards found a home in your deck?
Eldritch Moon card image gallery:
>http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/card-image-gallery/eldritch-moon
The overall and paper Modern Metagame
Decklists:
>http://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/modern#paper
Modern deck primers link:
>http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/modern
Tiers are usage-based. A Tier 2 deck may be better than a Tier 1 deck in a specific Metagame.
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>>48645192
Also just getting this out of the way, No pod should not be unbanned. It is too powerful and consistent. It will only get stronger as better creatures are printed.
New, one time use, tutors are a far more reasonable for of tutor. Like eldritch evolution, chord of calling, or collected company
>>48645192
pod was the most fun deck in modern
cant believe its gone
RIP
>>48645192
Pod did nuffin wrong
WWI Risk
Pick a faction and link here. Once we have enough i will post the roll-to post.
FOR YOUR ROLL TO BE COUNTED
>Title and Faction in Sig
>1 Line of RP
>Clear instructions
GAMEPLAY NOTE
the special bonuses only apply if the prerequisites are met WHILE there is an active player involved.
>Germany does not get the 3Turn +5T if they take and hold Paris and France is unoccupied.
We launch @ 5 rollers, and if we stall @ 4 I will play
>>48659728
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww pre-made countries
>>48659759
lol
different strokes for different blokes.
History RP risk aint for everyone, but you are more than welcome m8
>>48659728
Kaiser Wilhelm II
German Empire
The Kaiser claims his throne for the glory of the Deutschland
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It's a lovely day again, nice and warm and bright. I smile and tip my hat to the sky as I lay against the roof of Beartrap island's marine base.its still early, real early, and I only just got some grub in me a few minutes ago.
And I really shouldn't be slaking up here, even if it really helps with digestion. Sighing as I stand up and scratch Ajax under the chin as he saunters up over to me, I look down at the yard, and crouch down to get a bit of a better look at what's going on down there.
And its all mostly the same, training and drills. I smile as I see Bellary fluttering about through the ranks. Glad to see she's doing well for herself. Ochamu is swinging around that Halberd thing we found on Lass's monster of a ship...and I'm not sure but I think she's using it pretty well, at least judging by all the fellas lying flat on their asses around her like a bunch of broken glass. I may could go looking for yotshi, and see where he's gone off this morning, but I have a feeling he's still struggling to work with all those poor mistreated swords in the armory for some strange reason.
"OH what's made you so entitled to think you can just sit around a do nothing all day?" Mr bellows screams from what sounds like the corner of the yard "I mean that would be bad enough, but from what I've heard you've been tricking other people into doing your work like a siren, what do you have to say for yourself"
"Get out of my light?" Jack says flatly, as my heart skips a single beat.
Ah, yep there's jack, making a whole lot of trouble for no good reason again. I lift my cap up and look over at all the shouting and see Mr Bellows all wrapped up in scarfs and coats looking down at Jack as he tries to get a little of sun before the day really starts.
cont
>>48658992
What do I do?
[] Go see exactly what's going on
[] Challenge Ochamu to a duel
[] Or challenge half of the marines in the base to one
[] Go Help Yotshi
[] Just laze up here with Ajax for awhile
[] See if Keli needs or wants anything from me
[] Spend some time training
[] go on Patrol/look for some coffee
[] Visit the Gatekeeper in prison
[] write in
>>48659001
>[] Go see exactly what's going on
>>48659001
>[] Go Help Yotshi
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>>48643617 →
>July 2016 Unearthed Arcana
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/quick-characters
>August 2016 Unearthed Arcana
http://dnd.wizards.com/articles/features/faithful/
What's your favorite Arcane Tradition?
>>48651909
My favourite tradition is bladesinger, they are ridiculously broken. If unearthed arcana counts, than it's the new "I can be better cleric than cleric" tradition.
>>48651930
>i like the most broken!
You need to reconsider your roleplaying habits, anon.
How are evocation wizards like?
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You are Brianna la Croix, necromancer, and you have a decision to make.
FINAL DESTINATION, ENDING AT 3:06 AM EST
> 1. Leave Silence to her death
> 2. Attempt to bring Silence back
> 3. Gather her loved ones; they decide
I'm currently writing a fantasy fiction about a hunter in the medieval setting. (Think Berserk x Monster Hunter)
However, I have yet to decide upon my protagonist's main weapon and arsenal.
At first I was thinking sword and shield, with a bow on his back. But then I remembered he will be fighting huge dragons, ten times his size at least, with hard ass dragon scales on their bodies. So I changed the main weapon to a typical Great Sword (a huge weapon for huge enemies, amIrite), but this idea has been done so many times, so I would like something else. Would a spear work? or perhaps, a Claymore? I need some ideas here, /tg/!
Why not a glaive or something of the sort. All the reach of a spear, with all the badassness of a sword.
Winged spear. Dragons in many settings are weakest aginst piercing weapons because the small but sturdy strike point has a better chance to get between the scales whereas slashing weapons slide right off and blunt weapons' impact are asorbed. Also the spear fits the entire "hunter" theme. A shield could also work with the speaf and your character could fight spartan-style.
>>48652364
Dragonlance