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Dragonball Quest #89
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>>Previous threads
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=dragonball+quest
>>Information
This quest, as the title suggests, takes place in the world of Dragon Ball. You're playing as a twenty-two year old man named Tofoo, and will adventure through the story of the Dragonball series alongside characters such as Goku, Yamcha, Bulma, Tien, and many others. Through your actions, you can make significant changes to the story, and perhaps even become the strongest fighter on Earth.
>Rules
At the end of each update you'll have ten minutes to vote on options. Write-ins are allowed, but I do reserve the right to veto them.
In the event of a draw, the option to receive the next vote wins
Rolls will be used on certain occasions, such as attempting a technique for the first time or attempting something extremely difficult. You will have three rolls, and if one succeeds, you succeed. There are no crits.
Rolls are made AFTER an option wins, not during the voting process
I hope everyone has fun.
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4-20yY_jcQ
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Awww yiss
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So anybody come up with any wish or technique ideas since last thread? I stand by my copy cat suggestion from last thread and a Super Bear Shout.
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After several exhausting hours of training with Goku, you finally say goodbye to your friend, and head back to West City.
The Dark Nimbus carries you there, allowing you to rest a bit. At the rate you're going, you should make it home in plenty of time to make yourself look presentable for your dinner with Bulma tonight. Prior experiences have taught you that being late or not cleaning yourself up at all does not lead to a happy evening where Bulma is concerned. You'd rather not sleep by yourself tonight, or have Lazuli tease you about it tomorrow.
Upon reaching Capsule Corp, you leap off the Nimbus and land in front of the entrance, finding a nervous looking Oolong waiting for you.
"Tofoo!" he shouts upon seeing you. "Where have you been?! We've got an emergency!"
>A. We? Bulma's only mad at him
>B. You were off training
>C. Ask what kind of emergency
>D. Something else
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Curses that seem alright but are actually horrifying when you think about it 2016-08-25 20:33:05 Post No.48989297
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Curses that seem alright but are actually horrifying when you think about it
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I'll start:
>Extreme Libido
sounds great, even magical realm tier, but being constantly a horn dog ALL the time? You'd get run ragged in a few weeks. And it would destroy the life of a female victim, plenty of real world examples.
Imagine a paladin or some other chaste character getting hit with such a curse? No longer able to focus pure thoughts? if it;s a setting where demons are attracted to debauchery thoughts and the character is even a bit psychic, the caster has made them into a time bomb.
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Hey guys
GUYSsex
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>>48989297
You can only eat one thing from now on.
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>>48989297
You'd just go around raping people, and ultimately yourself, to death. No need for demons or psychics, really.
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"Innocence Proves Nothing" 2016-08-25 03:41:00 Post No.48979393
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"Innocence Proves Nothing"
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ITT: We create our own Ordos Minoris
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I'll start:
Ordo Senoritas
>The Inquisition of all Latinas in the Empire
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>>48979467
ME GUSTA!
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Ordo Cheetoritum
>Investigating heresy and chaos at work in our non-perishable foods
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How would /tg/ write and direct a mid-2010s waifushit isekai anime loosely based on a medley of D&D editions?
Like the old D&D cartoon from the early 80s, only with more self-inserts, waifus, and traps.
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The Sigil. Unironically.
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>Sigil
Cool, Planescape isekai.
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>>48970510
Is that a catgirl (male)?
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What are some fictional metals or materials you've used in your campaigns?
Mithril, Adamantine, and Orichalcum are all pretty common. Post your favorites, or ones you personally created.
>Ignium - A bronze-like magical alloy that burns forever once ignited. Must be shaped magically, or else it tends to explode when melted by a furnace.
>Deathstone - An inaccurate, but aptly named metal that causes a slow death in any who have come into contact with it. Being cut with a Deathstone blade is a sure death. A metal favored by assassins, even a painless pinprick, or a few ingested shavings can be lethal.
>Shimmerscale - A strange blend of crystalline flakes that reflect and amplify light. Some take to wearing cloaks of this stuff to blind foes when under direct sunlight.
>Thanatite - An otherworldly metal exuding hateful energies that seek to snuff out life in all forms. It withers living tissue into nothingness. Do not recommend making into armor.
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>>48939104
I like the Discworld's Stygium, which superheats itself in sunlight, and is highly unstable in large quantities.
Never really found a use for it beyond the one mentioned in the books as pointlessly ostentatious signet rings for assassins and other people who are associated with night. But I'm hoping I'll come up with something appropriate some day.
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>>48939239
If it superheats when in sunlight then that seems like it might be useful for building a steam engine.
The OP's ignium would obviously be great for the same purpose. You could theoretically use it to evaporate a lake by just dropping a large chunk of it in the water.
Shimmerscale would be good for making lasers.
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I get most of my ideas from Mortdred's Magical Metals
http://rec.games.frp.dnd.narkive.com/jK1B29JE/magical-metals-special-materials
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Spartan-II Quest: Coryner 2016-08-25 22:39:58 Post No.48991092
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Spartan-II Quest: Coryner
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"THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!" A woman clad in a lab coat bursts through the door into the command center.
"Who let this woman in?" A man in a markedly bare black admirals uniform asks while pouring over the imaging relayed from the SkyHawk Dagger 1-4. The SkyHawk speeds through the planet-spanning canyon on the world Coryner. The aircraft moves with an impressively efficient speed and course. Weaving effortlessly through the pillars and caves while staying as low as humanly possible to avoid detection.
"WHO AUTHORIZED THIS?!" The woman directly challenges the admiral and the entirety of the staff in the command center stare dumbfounded. Here was an admiral of the most elusive and highest organization in the UNSC, The Office of Naval Intelligence, or ONI for short. Yet this comparatively small woman had the audacity to stare him down. While the admiral remains passive.
"May I remind you Dr that it is ONI who authorized this entire endeavor. From your test subjects to the man and women who stand in this room. You will do well to know who exactly keeps the wheels rolling." The admiral cooly responds without looking from his display.
"That is beyond the point! They are not assassins they are soldiers!"
"They are whatever we need them to be. That is the point of a super-soldier."
"The point IS, my dear admiral is that they are not ready to be deployed on solo operations! I have made this expressively clear on multiple occasions! Why in god's name has this been authorized!??"
"Because, Dr. Halsey..." The admiral finally deems her worthy to look at. "The program started with Seventy-Five participants. We have only Thirty-Three remaining. If they are as good as you claim then this should be nothing. Scalpels remember?"
"They are meant to be surgical strike TEAMS. Emphasis on teams but I'd doubt ONI would know anything of cooperation! You are needlessly putting their lives at risk! And I don't even need to remind you why we only had Seventy-Five participants."
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"They are meant to be surgical strike TEAMS. Emphasis on teams but I'd doubt ONI would know anything of cooperation! You are needlessly putting their lives at risk!"
"What I'm doing is due to the necessity of the situation. You know about Harvest, you know what is coming; what is already here."
"Which is precisely why they should be working in teams!"
"Enough!" The admiral's composure finally cracks for the barest of moments and it feels like a bolt of thunder struck. The hum and cries of the various high-grade military instruments drowned out by his rage, and then just like that the symphony of whirring machines returns.
"If he dies I will have you disgraced, court-marshalled, and summarily executed." The Doctor grimly warns before turning away.
"Ensign Richards!" The admiral calls out when the doors to the command center hiss shut.
"Yes, sir!" A woman rises and salutes
"Get me a line to the Spartan. Encrypt it twice the regulated amount. I have his orders ready."
"Sir!"
The admiral's eyes return to the display and the image of the SkyHawk racing through the canyon is replaced by that of a man clad in a skin-tight black bodysuit, head covered by a helmet of the same color.
"Damien-032. Reporting, Sir." A deep and powerful voice emanates from the helmet. Unbeknownst to all in that center but one person whose eyes were trained and changed to notice the small differences, the admiral's lips slightly twitched towards a smile. This was the future of humanity, of its survival. The Spartans.
"Spartan-032 your mission is to infiltrate the complex located in the heart of Loman's Canyon. Once inside you are to plant the C-12 charges in strategic locations to ensure maximum destruction of the facility. Insurrectionist have been traced to it. We are unsure if it is merely a safe house or a command center. Neither matters. All that matters is that you take it down. Am I clear?"
>Yes, Sir!
>Am I to take prisoners?
>Will I have support?
>Secondary objectives?
>Write-In
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>>48991230
>Yes Sir.
>Secondary objectives?
No need to be stupidly enthusiastic.
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alright alright alright
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Stat me, /tg/.
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Hello and welcome back to /tg/ where everything is made up and the points don't matter, just like "excuse me" threads.
Now for everyones favourite game : scenes from a hat!
First up : "Rejected ideas for alternatives to using dice"
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>>48986703
Don't worry, we'll just go with what "feels" narratively right, I've done this countless times before!
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>>48986703
Picking outcomes from a hat.
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>>48986703
Rock-Paper-Scissors with the DM to see what happens.
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Why people call Tau the weeb faction? Because of mechs every race uses? Look at fucking Eldar
>shuriken catapult
>muh agility Naruto bullshit
>arrogant and delusional just like the japanese
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>>48975501
>Why people call Tau the weeb faction?
Because GW explicitly stated they based Tau aesthetic and society around "manga" style Japan. They are the weeb faction because GW intentionally designed them to be.
Eldar are Tolkien Elves with heavy Chinese influences with regards to their society.
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>>48975501
Mostly the mechs, because even though everyone has them the Tau's are the only ones looking like Gundams. Not to mention the sleek, clean design of their armor and vehicles. A lot of their tech would look right at home in a Final Fantasy game or a science fiction-themed anime. And of course there's their whole honarabru warrior caste thing.
People also say they're a Chinese government analogue. Their logic is Asian anything = weaboo, so the Tau are the only faction with an "Asian" government. But this is fucking wrong because Tau society does not function like the PRC in any way.
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Dog Days Quest Episode 115 2016-08-24 22:27:30 Post No.48974479
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Dog Days Quest Episode 115
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Kayda turns away from you, and then slowly walks away.
Her two companions, realizing that the conversation is over, quickly rejoin her.
You're left with an empty feeling. One that you're not even sure how to explain to someone else.
That feeling is almost muted. No, overwhelmed by another sensation that threatens to overtake your body.
"Aw kid, You did a good job." Cody pats your head with his tobacco-stained hand once more. "It's a work in progress."
Right, you know that feeling. The feeling of being frustrated with someone.
You are Dorje, and that's just how people know you. Dorje. Your hair is white; minus some tobacco stains. Your experience with girls is lacking.
This whole idea of asking someone who you barely know out was probably a bad idea to begin with. Why did you listen to this guy?
The only reason you sought him out today is to learn a skill that might help with your long-ranged attacks. This man, Cody, while not being personable and even a little irritating. He is very skilled with a weapon that he keeps strapped to his hip.
Truthfully, it frightened you at first. It's loud, smells bad, and makes your teeth chatter every time it fires. Oh, you're also really, really bad with it.
Why can't you just use magic for everything? Funny story, that same girl you just asked out was in trouble not too long ago. You don't really have a weapon that is effective outside of arm's reach. Aside from your fists, which are the only weapons you are skilled with.
If the close call with Kayda is any indication; they're certainly not enough to protect anyone but yourself.
>Cont.
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It bothers you that the gun thing hasn't worked out, but there's always other weapons. Bows, Spears, maybe there's some other kind of bizarre future-weapon you can find hidden away in the armory.
You will explore the possibilities in due time, but first, lunch.
Cody sits across from you at the table. You both quietly eat in peace.
Until he decides to ask another invasive question.
"Hey kid, Do you even like this girl?"
You don't dignify that with a response.
"What about your princess? She was all over you last time I saw you two together."
Again, no good can come from answering this.
"..Do you like girls?"
>WHAT?!
>No answer.
>Get mad.
>Calmly reaffirm your heterosexuality.
>"Yes, okay? I think Kayda and Princess Eileen are pretty."
>"Okay, fine! I think I like Kayda."
>Other?
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>>48974514
>"Yes, okay? I think Kayda and Princess Eileen are pretty."
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>>48974514
>Calmly reaffirm your heterosexuality.
>Other?
"Beyond that I have no idea what I want or what I'm doing."
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Sunless Sea/Fallen London Discussion Thread 2016-08-24 03:05:30 Post No.48962818
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Sunless Sea/Fallen London Discussion Thread
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So we may discuss the horrors and wonders of the deep dark cavern under the earth.
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http://saint-arthur.tumblr.com/
http://thefifthcity.wikia.com/wiki/The_Fifth_City:_the_Neath%27s_Lore_Wiki
For those of you still confused about some of the lore, these are helpful. I know there is/was a big document that provides links for posts on the tumblr organized by category, but I lost it.
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>>48962818
Anyone else choose a destiny yet? I chose the conquering General who brings the gift of true death back to the Neath.
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According to another anon, devil sex is "hot and acidic".
What's sex with some other sapients of the Neath like?
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Who's the most memorable female player you've ever had at your table?
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>>48942535
Well, she was a good RPer, great artist, and good storyteller, and had a feminine penis.
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>>48942591
This except unironically
I mean I never saw her penis but I can only assume
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>>48942535
Let me tell you about That Girl
>find a group through a local vidya guild
>they play pathfinder. Ok cool
>meet That Girl
>100 kg 1,50 m, no neck, sausage fingered, pendulously chinned
>bona fide rippling, roiling landwhale with giant tits
>session starts
>door is locked
>DM literally locks us in saying it's for 'atmosphere'
>I'm in character as much as possible, trying to get the others in the spirit as well
>landwhale refuses to be in character
>barely capable of coherent speech
>she just mumbles about how I should've just bought a better table
>inserts exhibitionism and rape
>smokes at the table
>fails to even get neckbeards interested in her
>one of the creepy, greasy tits since I can't look at her hand and not have tits there
>landwhale plays a half naked gnome paladin of some homebrewed love goddess
>described him as "powerfully built, with big hand and hooves wink wink"
>I believe in absolutely bad actions, except for when I don't.
>first encounter: everyone is stoked, one landwhale player casually brags about knowing more about D&D than anyone there.
>DM takes exception to that
>Even I feel a smile creep across my mouth
>Decide to play Fighter too for the challenge of it all.
>Tell him I was gonna make A Two Weapon Warrior, one of the fighter archetypes and go all out with Bastard Swords.
>Say he was a weaboo type who trained with swords and junk.
>Party finds a huge cache of alchemist fire.
>Everyone takes a couple, as there isn't a wizard to dish out the AoE spells.
>DM "OK FINE"
>we relax
>DM offers a do-over then runs EXACTLY the same scenario with same results
>landwhale politely requests that he take her greasy little gnome chode and jam it up the physical ass of Mr. Fuck.
>mfw
god is dead
>Rules databases
https://mega.nz/#F!BxI1HSgI!0tKymKh9RZTzGpgIA5EyCg
>FAQ’s and Errata (outdated but official)
https://www.games-workshop.com/en-GB/Rules-Errata
>40k 7th edition quick reference sheet(s).
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/4104995/Games/7edRef.pdf
>Forgeworld Book index
http://www.dakkadakka.com/wiki/en/Forge_World_and_Apocalypse_Rules_Index
> The Black Library
https://mega.nz/#F!wx4BiKhD!YhnAf1BqSmAB8dO6xDM56Q!c4pGAJDb
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first for even if Chaos Space Marines get a new book they won't be good.
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Second for I wish I was painting right now
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third for smoke meth hail satan
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Ancient Magic Edition
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first for bladelocks are dabes
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That is one cranky-looking spell-caster.
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Chris Perkins back in 2015:
"Cloak -- ... they were going up into the icy mountains, and this temple under a mountain that's basically become a repository of evil. There was this sect of good-aligned wizards and paladins who were keeping this temple, and all of the evil within it, trapped there, to keep the world from going, you know, crazy. Keep the world safe. But that was 400, 500 years ago. What's in there enow? Well, maybe the wizards have all died off. Maybe they sort of succumbed to the evil there. Who knows? But it's an interesting story, and that's a piece, or a fragment, of a story that is going to be important in the future." - Curse of Strahd
"Dagger -- Dagger is a story in which you're going around and pillaging the ancestral mounds of barbarian tribes. And that has a slightly different feel, don't you think? It feels a bit more pulpy, and oh, you're got an airship! Great! " - Storm King's Thunder
Eberron deconfirmed.
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I just came across this line while reading the Silmarillion
>"and some of every kind, even of beasts and birds, were found in either host, save the Elves only. They alone were undivided and followed Gil-galad."
>"Every kind, save the Elves"
what did JRRT mean by this?
did he imply there where Orcs in the last alliance?
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>>48977072
Orcs ARE elves. So no.
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>>48977072
Probably so. Old JRRT was never happy that the orcs came across as irredeemably evil in LotR.
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>>48977106
But using that logic would imply that all the Orcs where fighting for Gil-Galad. And that makes no sense at all.