>Thrallherds have no alignment restrictions
I only recently realized this. So what's a Lawful Good Thrallherd like?
>>49247919
Remember how you can be a painfully good guy in Overlord, despite your minions, dark tower and spikey armor?
>>49247933
>You will never headpat literally Satan into submission
Post your stories, whether it be about That Guy, This Guy, shit that went down at you LGS, or the most badass or cringeworthy moments of your campaign.
So, today I shall regale you with the story of Benny. Benny was... well, not too bad at the start. Pasty, overweight guy who was pretty quiet for the most part. We played Adventurer's League together a couple times, before I got my group of friends to start a campaign. Not too bad, didn't roleplay much, but loved combat.
One day, Benny announced that he was dating someone. We all congratulated him and thought nothing of it.
However, over the course of a few weeks, we began to notice Benny... change.
As it turned out, Benny's GF was one of those super otaku chicks. What's worse, she was having an impact on Benny. Week by Week we'd see Benny talk more and more about anime, speak in broken Japanese, and generally start his slow transformation into a Weeb. We didn't have a clue where this shit was coming from, only that Benny was slowly becoming more and more annoying to deal with. Then the GF came in one night, and it became apparent where the Weeb was coming from. Think a 5'8" beanpole with the face of a horse, and a pair of greasy cat ears. That's pretty much Benny's GF. She insisted in speaking in nothing but an annoying Falsetto, said "Nyaa" whenever possible, and even had whiskers painted on in mascara. I cringed every time she opened her mouth.
Now, the real issue was that Benny was getting way too into the Weeb thing. Even by normal nerd standards, this guy was getting obsessed. A about two months after Benny started dating his GF, that's when the Yukata incident happened.
>>49242489
Will tell story after yukata incident, I'm waiting OP
>>49242489
Benny comes up to the table, dressed in a full Japanese Yukata, complete with the wooden sandals. He'd apparently bought all this at the latest anime-con. We were honestly pretty creeped out at this point, but nowhere near as suprised as we might have been. He'd been going full weeb for more than a month now, this was just the logical progression.
We start playing without too much fuss. By this time, as you've probably already guessed, Benny had re-rolled his character to be a Wood Elf Batlle Master, playing it off as a Samurai. It was annoying, but not too unbearable.
A few hours in Benny stands up, and marches over to the table in a huff. Apparently members of the other group had been making fun of the Benny's getup the entire night, and Benny finally managed to hear some of it.
Benny is standing in front of these guys, and without hesitation PULLS OUT A FUCKING TANTO(OP pic related) and points it at the guy's neck. He looks him dead in the eye, and I shit you not, says "You've soiled my honor, prepare to suffer." Then starts to lunge towards the guy.
Needless to say, Benny is immediately tackled by three of the biggest guys in the store, the knife is pulled out of his hands, and pinned to the ground. Benny is now sobbing, and screaming about his "Honor!" and how "We'll all pay."
Cops are called, everyone gives their input, and long story short Benny is definitely going to be serving some time for this.
Thus ends the tale of Benny, and a cautionary tale about the dangers of being a Weeb.
>>49242617
I bet the knife wasn't even sharp. Sounds like he got it at the con.
Read the map.
Pick a faction.
Faction name must appear in your name.
Name format
>[Name] [+bonuses][total denarii][+income][-maintenance cost]
OP will play (because I never get to play this map) and he will pick some very small weak faction.
>>49285195
What are starting treasuries?
>>49285237
0 (dont remember the map giving base treasury)
base income of +1
Ok, I'm ready to go.
Music name generator
http://fantasynamegenerators.com/band-names.php#.V9Q-RpgrLIU
superpower generator
http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/superpowers.htm
What stands are
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Stand
Also the system for running your own JoJo games
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tgHTQY5OfUQMxXNLbBQd-Wrwv5fLSax-RGOsXuUUmIs/edit
[Pink Floyd]
Destructive Power - B
Speed - B
Range - E
Durability - B
Precision - B
Developmental Potential - D
Ability: Any object, surface, or body part touched by [Pink Floyd] will become extremely hot and bubble as if it were boiling.
The user decides whether anything is melted by this heat or stays in a solid form.
Reposting from a previous /sss/ to bump thread.
>「YMCA」
(Split/Combined)
Destructive Power - C/A
Speed - B
Range - B/D
Durability - D/B
Precision - B
Developmental Potential - C
>Appearance
「YMCA」 is a muscular white humanoid stand covered in various decorations colored bright red, green, blue, and purple. The stand also has "YMCA" printed in large lettering on its chest. when the stand splits, only the decorations that match the stand's color(s) remain on its body
>Ability
「YMCA」can split its body into four pieces, Red, Green, Blue, and "Ultraviolet". It uses this to surround opponents, or splitting mid attack rush to surprise their opponent with six more fists than they were expecting.
「YMCA」can also split the user, other objects, and people. However, the split bodies are not all equal in strength, unlike「YMCA」itself. These split bodies cannot recombine willingly while still in the stand's range. The strength of each piece is determined by the percentage of color the target has. (ultraviolet is typically the weakest) Unlike the stand itself, the "Ultraviolet" pieces of other objects are completely invisible.
The sounds of battle cries and the clash of weapons are heard from within a great cloud of dust that obscures the vision of those without and within the pocket of Hylian men trapped across the river Zora.
Dawn comes soon, as the sky turns blue again. It is the second day here, and thanks to the hardwork of Hylian engineers working around the clock the blown up bridge over the River Zora is over halfway finished.
Soon the great Crusading army will be able to pour over the river. But will they find any of their comrades left as the dust clears?
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Sorry for the Week Long hiatus. Stuff has been...crazy IRL.
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>Welcome to Fall of Hyrule, a herobuilder AU looseley based off the Legend of Zelda run by a guy who's only ever played Windwaker and got up to the Deku tree level of OOT.
>This is the second part in the first episode in a series of prologue leading up to the true game, where you can choose to start your character or wait. Those of you who begin now may or may not choose to continue your character after this episode based upon options
>Currently, in this episode, you must play either a Hylian or Gerudo
>Different factions/races will open up in later episdes as the game progresses
>New Players, please, fill out the sheet below
New Players:
Name:
Faction: CHOOSE: Hyrule/Gerudo
Race: CHOOSE: Hylian/Gerudo
Fluff:
Don't fill this out:
Inventory:
Skills:
Bonus:
Updates from last thread incoming
>>49118887
Dorbunga is a whirlind of death. One could compare him to Tombstone of Robot Wars or perhaps a blender. Spinning and slicing his way through foes, and as the smoke clears and the Gerudo retreat he finally slows down, a great red ball covered in blood and gore, his sword equally stained if chipped and bent due to bombs and other swords.
At last, the Gerudo are retreating! As the smoke clears and the sun rises, they've had enough for one day.
Fear many things in this world, but today, fear the GORON!
+Good Dual Longswordsman
+(DENTED) Good Iron Goron Sized Very Heavy Long-sword
+(DENTED) Good Iron Longsword
NOTE. IF YOU HAVEN'T POSTED AS OF LAST THREAD, FEEL FREE TO MAKE MAKEUP ROLLS
>>49118913
1. The Prince is evidently very busy doing “things” of an undisclosed nature. However, one of his top ranking commanders, a Fire Wizzrobe, whom he delegates military details to says he's heard of your family and your reptutation. On authority of the prince he authorizes you to help create a band of expert rangers, skilled in scaling difficult terrain and reconaissance. An effort to compensate somewhat for the Gerudo's uncontested superiority in such matters.
>You have met Alweir!
2. Alas, your men, upon arrival to the bridge, find that these so called “High Hylian's” look down upon you “backwater lowlanders”, sneering at your men's crude dialect which is nearly a different language due to such proximity to barbarian tribes. Truth be told many of these engineers were indeed, trained in actual engineering academies where as your family has oft to learn by mere experience in making do with patchwork and experience. Your men show no aptitude for actual design beyond dead reckoning. Little is achieved.
+reputation: lowland scum
Name
Religion
Start
Color
Read the rules.
>>49279288
Vikings
City in Iceland
Red
Norse Pagan
Link the tribal locations in the pol thread
>>49279337
name
yeah i crashed this morning and didnt wake until after noon bro
>>49279288
Byzantine Empire
Orthodox
Constantinople
Purple
Greetings esteemed Adventurers and delegates from throughout Thelia Gran! Today, we celebrate the long awaited return of the once world renowned Adventurers Guild!
Now, we'll be starting the ribbon cutting ceremony in just a moment. In the meantime, feel free to enjoy some snacks and... what? What do you mean there aren't anymore mini sandwiches? ... Well who the hell ate them all!? .... Are you fucking kidding me! Those were supposed to last us all day! Now what are these people supposed to eat!? ... You see! This is why I drink people! Stupid shit like this!
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1d4Chan: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Adventurers_Guild
FAQ:
>What in God's name is this shit?
Well... it's really just a bunch of crack-infused free-form roleplay set in a fantasy world known as Thelia Gran (tg). It was created by the people who brought you "Inquisitorial Penal Regiment".
>When do you guys make these threads?
Usually saturdays at 4PM GMT, and we usually do some actual adventures on our discord throughout the week.
>Can I join in?
Sure, just think of a character and have fun. Back in the old days, we had everything from necromancer's, to paladins, to human fighters, to even the occasional demi god.
>Is it allowed to have more than a single character?
Yes as long as you don't use it to powerplay.
>So how you guys do the playan'?
We tend to use spoilers for OOC chat, but nothing is set in stone.
We tend to use greentexts for describing a character's actions, but again nothing is set in stone.
Use d20s for combat checks and d100s for other things you want to roll, higher Is better.
>>49276588What? There was a time where /tg/ wasn't shit?!?!?!?! It's almost too good to be true!!!!!!
>>49276588
Seems we have to go to the next kingdom yonder to seek out new epic quests.
>Finishes his meditation and gets up, looks for the Guild mistress to greet the new blood together with her
>Official /5eg/ Mega Trove v3:
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>Community DMs Guild trove
>Submit to [email protected], cleaning available!
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>Pastebin with resources and so on:
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>/5eg/ Discord server
https://discord.gg/0rRMo7j6WJoQmZ1b
Previous Edition: >>49257126 (Cross-thread)
Cloud Giants can smell the blood of an Englishman. What strange quirks do you give the monsters in your game?
>>49268316
>What strange quirks do you give the monsters in your game?
Elves don't age as long as they live within a certain temperature band, when they leave that temperature their clock "starts up" again.
This is why Elves seem to live longer in places with noticeable winters, and are practically immortal the further north you go.
Do you do handouts? What's the most creative handout you've seen (or you've have done)?
3rd for Champion Fighters suck noodles
I came here to cast Terminate and Lightning Bolt.And that is exactly what I'm going to do.
Thoughts on today's / recent spoilers?
>>49264101
Lackluster.
I really expected them to spoil the red Gearhulk at last but they barely spoiled anything!, what was it, 3 rares, 3 uncommons total?, That's not much to talk about.
When will we have the full spoiler?, This monday or next?
>>49264101
Im going to fling my thopter onto everything!
[Spoiler]Of course i'll also disintegrate him in your face![/spoiler]
>>49264429
Next Friday, I believe.
Answer these as your latest PC:
1. Who are you?
2. What do you want?
>1. Who are you?
Exiled son of the Carnasis Duchy, turned wanderer, turned slave, turned free man, turned terrorist.
>2. What do you want?
To ensure that the nobility is torn down and the corrupt controlling dopplegangers beneath it are exposed, dragged kicking and screaming into the light.
>>49263023
1. Ex-Smuggler, with his life torn away, tortured, and through into a fight he didn't want.
2. Plain simple vengeance against one particular tormentor.
Sounds like The Edge, but he's quite fun to play. Lots of puns.
>1. Who are you?
A bard, and none the rest matters
>2. What do you want?
Gold! And singing ain't the only way I get it.
Why does everyone keep saying armour is shit in 3.5 D&D?
What's wrong with 3.PF's Armor Class mechanics?
AC only matters if your opponent is targetting your HP. Actually dangerous opponents won't bother.
>>49254595
Here we go again...
>>49254595
Because it doesn't give you better saves: the real killers are save or die, save or suck, or save and damage.
>Be the gangly-armed son of the blacksmith
>Fall in love with the beautiful blond girl next door, we get engaged
>Oracle of the Azure Orb comes to town, tells her she's the Chosen One, destined to wield the Blade of Eternal Endings and fight the Thousandfaced Demonking to bring peace to the land for ten generations
>Offer to come with her, I'm pretty good with a hammer, but he tells me to stay and forge the Ultimate Armor
>Spend the next months forging the shit out of the best armor I can, finally succeed in making the best armor mortal man has ever known
>Sometimes we hear about her adventures from passing merchants, they sound very exciting
>Finally we hear she finished without my help
>Go to the capital to see her at the parade
>The king announces that she'll be his successor and that they'll celebrate the Demonking's defeat with her marriage to her bumbling wizard sidekick, he's so wacky
>She surveys the crowd, our eyes lock for a second, she doesn't even recognize me
>Go back to town, fall into a depression, marry the slightly overweight baker's daughter
>Die of pneumonia at 42
Peasant General. How are you, my fellow peasants?
How am I? I'm the last survivor of "adventurers" "saving" my town from an undead horde that I'm pretty sure they accidentally unleashed in the first place.
>finally succeed in making the best armor mortal man has ever known
Well, it ain't like selling that would make you richer than most nobles.
>>49242007
I'm doing pretty good, thanks. I'm gonna be marrying Nelly, John Cartwright's daughter, and my friends chipped in to get me a whole new tunic for the ceremony so I can look nice and clean. I just hope Lord Asterbul isn't around. Last four weddings he took right of first night.
Board Game General
Why even bother edition
Previous casualty >>49098177
Links and shit - http://pastebin.com/NA2W929q
I'm bored as fuck, had to work on sunday, so why the hell not.
>What did you get to play this weekend (if at all)?
>What has boardgaming taught you over the years?
>You get ONE gaming related wish, what is it?
>What did you get to play this weekend (if at all)?
Got to play Apples to Apples for the first time in forever with some friends, which was pretty nice.
>What has boardgaming taught you over the years?
Some people strategize too much.
>You get ONE gaming related wish, what is it?
The every other night was game night, and that my friends and I were all free more often.
Also, are there any good games that can be run for around 6 players? We've got most of the basics and were planning on trying out some more complex stuff.
is Escape actually fun? I know tons of people love it, but whenever I watch a video of it I just feel like I wouldn't enjoy it.
to be fair I've not played real time games, but the super frantic games like Space Alert and Escape look like they'd be too much for me, while a game like Fuse seems a bit more my speed
>What did you get to play this weekend (if at all)?
First full game of Keyflower in the bag. Had an easier time teaching it than I thought I would.
Strategies all around were shaky to say the least, and we all played nice instead of trying to fuck people over. I think that'll change now that we have a feel for how the game works.
Will definitely recommend if you're into eurogames.
>What has boardgaming taught you over the years?
Math is everywhere. Play is necessary for sanity. I will never understand people, but one's gotta deal with them.
>You get ONE gaming related wish, what is it?
Wish I could live off of the hobby.
>>49171879
I don't enjoy being rushed. Real time games ain't my jam.
Alright, there is an obvious problem regarding /qst/.
Seeing as the mods have pruned the last discussion regarding that, can't they at least try to explain themselves here?
Because I'm pretty sure EVERYBODY is waiting for our Glorious Overlords to say what they have to say.
/qst/ fags want to know "What gives, dude?" and /tg/ fags want to know "When is this filth taken out?"
So come on, mods, tell us what's going on.
pic related: the mods regarding the shitstorm
>>49276651
Care to elaborate a bit more?
A blessing, whatever the reason, goodbye questers, hope to see you never again.
>>49276651
are meta threads allowed now?
Post images or ideas about creative weapons, devices, entities or events that can end settings and turn them into post-apocalypse worlds; I need ideas and inspiration for my new campaign
>>49261780
Now this is how welfare should be distributed.
>>49261780
1. Learn to predict an earthquake.
2. Trick the enemy army to go there at that time
3.????
4. Profit
>>49261780
So do you want a BBEG that is working on an apocalypse level event or BBEG caused triggered an apocalyptic event and now the PCs are in a post-apocalypse world?