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>>49487481
BUMP THIS MOTHAFUCKA

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>GM or Player
Player copy pasting the previous post of my gm

>System(s)
Lamentations of the Flame Princess (D&D B/X clone). Rules are free on the official website.

>Time availability
7PM EST Fridays

>Text or Voice
Text

>Method of Playing
Roll20

>Contact Information
[email protected]
Contact me to get a link to join and ask questions. I will ask you a decent amount of questions in turn just to get a handle on who you are.

>Additional Information
This is a LotFP game using an official module, set during the Thirty Years War. The PCs will have 8 days before the surrounding towns are razed by the Swedish army.
While I have a decent amount of experience GMing, this is the first time that I have GMed an OSR game. All levels of experience are welcome.
One guy dropped, so I am looking for one or two more guys to round out the group.

>>49487502
somewhy I read this post like in this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-eBU-fBvCQ

>>49482286
Gloves of pants stealing.
Not sure if they count, though, since they are believed to be no more than a myth.

A sentient and highly cleptomanic bag of holding. It would sometimes scoot over and gobble up a random piece of equipment from a random person during the night .
Part of our teams morning routine was to hold it upside down and shake vigorously, much to his dismay.

We rescued him from a djinn merchant's storeroom and he decided that providing help to a group of five treasure hunters was preferable to ending up being sold to some two-bit peddler for coin

A mildly enchanted pillow that induced restful sleep. Not immediate, mind you, but kinda edged you along and helped you pass out easier and sleep deeper.

Well, one player, playing a scheisty prick warrior, tried to trade it for a weapon he wanted from a vendor who he had a bit of a rivalry with. When negotiations weren't going his way, he grabbed the vendor's head and slammed it into the pillow, trying to smother him and/or make him pass out due to its magic.

What he ended up doing was knock him the fuck out by giving the guy a concussion and breaking the countertop.

He took the weapon and ran...but at least he left the pillow.

RESOURCES
>Active Legacy Forums
http://www.mtgthesource.com/forums/forum.php
http://www.mtgsalvation.com/forums/the-game/legacy-type-1-5

>Current Legacy Metagame
http://mtgtop8.com/format?f=LE
https://www.mtggoldfish.com/metagame/legacy

>Find/Browse basic lands by their art (Updated through Duel Decks: Jace vs Chandra)
https://sites.google.com/site/mtgbasics/

READINGS
>Top 5 Breakdown (May 26, 2016)
http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/the-top-5-legacy-decks/

>Miracles: The Match-Up Everyone Should Know
http://www.channelfireball.com/articles/how-to-defeat-miracles/

>Utilizing Cabal Therapy (Old but still good)
http://www.channelfireball.com/home/legacy-weapon-therapy-session/

Common Legacy - Decks You Should Prepare to Face
>Miracles
>Delver variants (Grixis, Izzet, BUG, RUG)
>ANT (Ad Nauseam Tendrils)
>Death and Taxes
>Eldrazi Stompy
>Shardless BUG
>Lands

Uncommon Legacy - Decks You Should Know About
>LED Dredge
>Reanimator
>Infect
>Stoneblade
>Burn
>TES (The Epic Storm)
>Elves
>Painter
>Maverick
>4-Color Loam
>Nic Fit
>Sneak n Show

Rare Legacy - Decks You May See On Occasion
>Enchantress
>MUD
>Goblins
>Merfolk
>High Tide
>Aluren
>Food Chain
>12 Post
>Belcher
>Pox Control
>Dragon Stompy
>Tezzerator
>Sneak n Breach
>Stax (White or Black)
>Deadguy Ale

Mythic Legacy - Decks You'll See Once a Year
>Doomsday Fetchland Tendrils (DDFT)
>Cheerios
>Nourshing Lich
>Sea Stompy
>Spanish Inquisition
>Shitty Wannabe Defunct Sneak n ShowMonoblue Omnitell
>Parfait
>The Cure (Kavu Predator + False Cure)

How do you feel about this meme brew?

not meant to be competitive just for dicking around, wincon is Nahiri's wrath + repercussion

>>49510067
back, do I need to name my attacks again?

>>49510067
alrighty then, fuck bulgaria up, spills can go into Yugoslavia

>>49510067
this is mup 5? you didn't count my roll to take belgium

rolling to build a factory

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Why does a civilian mining truck have as much armor as a Chimera IFV?

>>49506216

6 models??????

>>49506216
Its arguably a little more armoured to have that 'Rugged construction' special rule.
>>49506232
Yeah it seems they all ride on top. Wonder if they could be targeted separately?

>>49499288
Did she also tried to have sex with a horse?

>>49499304
Who had sex with a horse

>>49499345
Catherine the Great of Russia.
Although it's more likely a rumor made by her detractors or ex-lovers angry that had falen from her good graces.

>>49499020
no, but gettin nekkid saved the mage for awhile.

>>49499052
Why only awhile?

>>49499115

Death due to exposure, probably.

>>49494047
>2 B@C's with a few other added things

What's this, exactly?

Is the absolute madman that is Idriss Krendl a member of the Lyssatra?

Anyone mind if I post my Warsmith's writefaggotry/fluff? I want your criticism and opinions on it.

>>49494223
Try reading a book that isn't a game manual

SHODAN is the goddess of all aliens.

>>49494257
I have, but a lot of the sci fi I've read is human-centric.

Can you recommend any books?

>>49494017
I always have people mock Loki for the time he tied his balls to a goat's horns.

>>49493145
>>Hecate and Janus not in the Theoi
>i mad
It's not like they're going to cover every God from every Pantheon ever.
I also wouldn't be surprised if in The World some Gods not from major groups are either lumped into larger Pantheons in a sort of "me too" when it comes to the world stage or just don't get Pantheons.

Which god/pantheon is best for fluffy tail?

It's all for the glory of Our Goddess Eris Discordia anyway fnord.

>>49486087
>But why are they supposed to be scary in an existential way?
Because it highlights our insignificance on the cosmic scale. If great Cthulhu chose right then to wipe us all out, not only could we not do a thing to stop him and the rest of the universe wouldn't even notice.

we are just that insignificant.

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>>49486087
>It just doesn't hit me the same way it seems to other people.

That's because you're not one of Lovecraft's contemporaries. At the time he was writing, the notions of outer space and the vastness of the universe which we take for granted nowadays were new and therefore scary. And, it should be noted, they were scary mostly to Lovecraft himself, since hardly anyone read his works when he was alive.

Bringing this question from the shunned thread

>So what's the point of getting two Paladin primes in the starter and start collecting boxes, can I make 5 regular ones with the normal paladin box to even the numbers out?

>>49450345

You could lower it to 1-2 but 500 points is limited as fuck all by itself. No behemoths would be a good rule though.

>>49450423

Yeah that's the idea, you can make 5 retributors out of those two boxes

>>49450500
>>49450423

And no you wouldn't have to buy a whole extra paladin box to fix up the 5, I would definitely recommend it so you get 10 retributors though. You'll have to convert two extra star soul maces but that's easy

I have a Ryuutama game.
It's pretty great.

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>>49413431
>Ryuutama

cool. i was looking for my PDF translation of Meikyu KIngdon (th ebland B&W one) and didn't find it. anyone have it bychance?

in return, have a waifu-slayer.

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>>49413644
This one?

Do any Rogue archetypes mesh well with Scout?

>>49500849
Depends, what are you looking at for a build/character?

>Joining a Wrath of the Righteous campaign with a prim and proper Erastilian, complete with wife and child in Kenabres.

JUST how bad are things going to get for this character?

>long
>tan
>and handsome

> I'm ugly and I'm proud!
> Is that what he calls it?

>I like money